What Happens When Weegee Meets Chuck Norris

[redredc1]

There can only be 1 Chuck Norris!

[legokidish]

chuck norris does not turn into weegee weegee turns into chuck norris

[BassmanCalgary]

Chuck Noris is the cure for WEEGEENESS?

[98evil1]

Im sorry but im must tell you the truth...even Chuck Norris CAN'T defeat Weegee! Weegee is just to much powerful! Fortunatly, Weegee cannot defeat Chuck Norris too because they have the same power level

[2gp73rby]

ID LOVE TO BE A CHUCK NORRIS XD

[malcolmmorin]

@SUPERTwister128 that was a month ago. Now, all my bets go to chuck norris. XD

[MrGrandmasterGamer]

whats happens when chuck norris meets weegee they team up and rule the universe that lives in weird al yankovics mind

[malcolmmorin]

Wrong. Chuck norris becomes weegee too. Weegee Always Wins!!! AAALLLWWWAAAYYYSSS!!!

[SUPERTwister128]

@malcolmmorin yeah right u suck

[analiz12100]

no what happens is chuck norris will be more powerful and steal weegees powers away and then he will kill weegee then himself cause hes awesome

[redthechampion]

at that range the universe resets

[MrRobertbray]

thats not true its chuck becomes weegee clone then he chuck overcomes it he grains weegees powers and beats weegee then chuck becomes the new weegee

[SantuXD6]

Real and Straight

[Chase1002newaccount]

who else lol'd?

[shadowthenutjob]

they say the answer to everything is chuck norris. lolzz XD

[vwchevyrock]

views are over 9000!!!!!!

[windwakeroftime]

@vwchevyrock :D

[imovieclass]

This is no opinion, this is a straight fact

[zombieface60]

I knew that Weegee's Weakness was chuck norris!

[MrKoiking1]

I was expecting either wtf boom or rick astley being formed becuase of the 2 most powerfull forces in the universe colided

[metallicamann12]

I was hoping for a round-house kick fatality...

[kikiribukiriki]

fake

[windwakeroftime]

@kikiribukiriki Oh yea cause I'm totally trying to say that 2 cut out characters photo shopped and keyed into a video with a simple garage band tune behind them and a few effects is real XD. Like I don't like going on rants but seriously what the hell. Like did anything give you the impression that weegee actually exists and that chuck Norris fought him all while looking cartoony? Like I don't think you see anyone going up to any like disney cartoons and being like "fake." GAAHHH!!! lol

[windwakeroftime]

@kikiribukiriki lawl.... Not many things that are filmed are real exceptions being music concerts, most documentary's (unless they are in stupid conspiracies or political nonsense such as lets say "how obama destroyed america" kinda thing (cause you know thats gonna have dumb republican views anyway... btw I don't support either party really :P)) etc. I'm getting off track though. His movies are bad? Haven't watched, don't know or care. He's gay. Oh thats cool. Nothing wrong with that :P.

[TomLeonLuigi]

@windwakeroftime weeegee cant be stoped u know r u trying make a weakenss?

[gamerzx10]

@kikiribukiriki chuck norris is not gay

[Cunit1874]

@kikiribukiriki how the fuck can this be fake? i mean cmon now

[Chase1002newaccount]

@kikiribukiriki

dumbass

[TheEndOfMyBoi]

Chuck flykicks weegee and is teleported to an alternate dimension, and weegee sees the end of the universe.

[alexmanga951]

25 people are vendesidas by chuck norris, 16 people were transformed by Weegee and are afraid of chuck norris aga them the same with the original Weegee

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

chuck noris stare is more powerfull than weegee stare

[paddyboy123456789]

weege will always win

[Warrock1204]

@TheGlen8 It was a Charlesleonian, the greatest enemies of the Chucknorrians, black hole named Charles Leo from the planet Leo ( don't ask me how black holes live on planets )

[SuperPokemonmasta]

No! it will cause the earth to explode, then implode, then explode again!

[balado1988]

even black holes are scared of Chuck Norris

[superyoshiblast]

so bacically chuck norris dies since there can only be one chuck norris

[ninjabobo529]

@superyoshiblast no. the clone immidiately dissapates.

[Kraftwerk67]

Weegee can beat chuck norris

[SoLiDuS11091993]

if weegee fights chuck norris, you will die, thats it

[Dhanzz23]

Pfft. this is lie , ._.

[THESOCKSRCOOL]

You fool if Weegee meets Chuck Norris the universe freezes until they walk away from eachother DUH

[inv4d3r1]

no weegee cant die its innposiable no way

[Yazunmanto77]

@Warrock1204 Sadly dude, they are in Jigsaw's Giygas mindfuck trap raping them in every hole. Chuck Norris will have his vengeance...

[TheEpicsmoothie]

no... chuck norris is weegees brother. dat iz wut makes him awesum

[styx360ofroblox]

wha wha what?????????

[graceissuchabitch]

That black hole,as you call it, was actually one of the many forms of capt.Falcons sneezess

[pacmario17]

lolololololol and true!

[Warrock1204]

Chuck Norris is the last of the Chucknorrians who used to live on planet Chuck until it was destroyed by a black hole and the other Chucknorrians have fled to god knows where

[windwakeroftime]

@Warrock1204 But heres the thing.... Chuck Norris doesn't flee.... Flee "chuck norises"..... actually scratch that no it doesn't that makes no sense XD

[MrHamster15]

@windwakeroftime Chucknorrians don't flee from planets... Planets flee from Chucknorrians.

[windwakeroftime]

@MrHamster15 There we go :D

[TheGlenn8]

@Warrock1204 black holes dont even dear to come to close to a Chucknorrian

[pecklepants]

@Warrock1204 No, actually chuck Norris walked into a black hole, surprisingly he walked back out without a scratch.



[igenther99]

@Warrock1204 Black holes flee from Chuck Norris

[Warrock1204]

Chuck Norris is the last of the Chucknorrians that used to live on the planet of chuck until it was destroyed by a black and the other chucknorrians have fled to god Knows where

[KillaDenisHalo]

epic

[killerpenguin360]

Weegee can not be turned by Chuck, the two have similar power to each other, the only thing that can kill weegee is other indestructable things, and triforce link, this has been proven

[SharpEye64]

I am disapointed. I was sure Weegee could take the soul of Chuck Norris

[Uchihaboy46]

@SharpEye64 Not a chance in hell!

[marlerthegreat]

Weegee turns like Chuck Norris

[budokaitimshow]

chuck norris does back EVERYTHING anyone does at him!

[randomancrossoverfan]

actually i have deduced weegees origin, weegee is simply the nickname luigi refers to himself with, but after years of rage caused by "noone paying attention to weegee" (since rage causes extremely enhanced physical abilities) he became so angry that now he has gained the power his stare contains, and he uses this stare to make copies for he will pay attention to himself

[randomancrossoverfan]

@randomancrossoverfan you can defeat him by using another weegee stare to counter his(no this wont destroy all that is, for it will result in a STARING CONTEST) now if you are chuck norris and more powerfull than weegee then he will turn into you, otherwise the staring will result in paying MASSIVE attention to weegee, thus quelling his rage, and weakening him, thus turning him back into luigi.

[runeman464]

this theory has been scientifically proven to be wrong. if they were to meet, they would both be DESTROYED, causing a time paradox that would destroy the world!

[glare1319]

wussie weegee. about time i found proof.

[windwakeroftime]

And if you want to get real technical anything times zero is zero including pie therefor this whole theory fails.

[PivotPiAnimations]

@upsguydownthestreet I absolutely agree. However, pi isn't JUST 3.14, it's 3.1415926535897932384626433832­7988419.....

[upsguydownthestreet]

@PivotPiAnimations I know, Pi shortened is 3.14

[upsguydownthestreet]

If weegee were to stare at Chuck norris then you would have to take pi, 3.14, and divide it by zero, this is immpossible, thus the time/space continuim would rupture leaving a gap, the largest worm hole in all history, through this wormhole one could travel time and change anything and this cannot be allowed, so today we use the Nintendo copyrights to keep chuck norris from being put into a nintendo game, for now the world is okay.

[kirbymario124]

@upsguydownthestreet if chuck norris was in Nintendo, 2012 would be today 0_0 hmmmm maybe if 2012 is caused by chuck norris and a real weegee....

[samsbabejr]

Boo yea

[Protectorofsouls]

Any Weegeeoligist can tell you that it's anatomically impossible for Chuck Norris to turn Weegee into Chuck Norris. If one Weegee is in danger the other Weegee clons, who are equally as powerful to the original, will swarm together making a Weegas, therefor destroying said threat.

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls Accept that 1. Chuck Noris can't be destroyed and 2. If one weegee turns into chuck Noris they are not going to turn into weegee again from staring at another weegee. That weegee will just turn into Chuck Noris therefor causing an army of Chuck Norises to keep destroying weegee and if any fight broke out between all the chuck Norises.... Chuck Noris would win hands down! Another thing. Weather weegee can take on chuck Noris or not... Chuck Noris... IS CHCUK NORIS!

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls Also weegee can do nothing more than stare so weather its an army of weegee or just weegee their asses will be handed to them.

[Protectorofsouls]

@windwakeroftime Weegee steals the souls of whomever they stare at, then turning them into a Weegee clone.

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls We were talking about people though. Chuck Noris is not a person... Hes... CHUCK NORIS!

[Protectorofsouls]

@windwakeroftime I never said people. I said whomever.

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls This will take more than one comment to cover so don't reply if you only see one comment after this one.

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls Meaning anything that has a soul. Lets take it to grammar for a second. Now the term "I am" means "I exist". It is the simplest sentence you can come up with.

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls Now take it to 2nd person. You are. Turn that into a question. Who is? Turn that into many people and change the question to a statement. Whomever they "insert statement here" (in your case "whomever they stare at"). Now "who" must have a soul or in more blunt terms be a person (because religion is stupid and either way when we refer to a person we generally say "he, she, him, her, they and who. An animal unless it is your or some ones pet is most likely an it.)

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls Now it is true that Chuck Noris is referred to as a he. BUT he is not a human and saying "whomever" is saying anybody meaning any human. He's not a human. He's AWESOME!

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls Further more weegee is not refered to as a he. It's Referred to as an it. So only one with no soul can conquer weegee. Chuck Noris has no soul and he's awesome therefor he wins!

[Protectorofsouls]

@windwakeroftime Weegee is an evil spawning of Luigi, who is a male. Say Chuck Norris were to stare at Weegee to turn him into another CN Weegee would also be staring back at CN, meaning they would then swap places.

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls I consider weegee to be the female in this instance. It is pretty obvious that Chuck Noris has balls and as creepy as weegee is, it is known that luigi is a pussy so we shall assume that weegee is a female. Especially in this case considering weegee gets turned to CN. The interesting thing though is that weegee turns other people two him so I assume 1 of 2 things. (wait for next comment)

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls @Protectorofsouls The interesting thing though is that weegee turns other people two him so I assume 1 of 2 things. Either a. Weegee is a shemale (both) and transfers a fertilized egg to hir victim therefor instantly cloning itself and turning the victim into another weegee. Now Chuck Noris would use his awesomeness to deflect the egg back at weegee adding a bit of himself therefor turning WEEGEE. Into Chuck Noris. (wait for last comment)

[windwakeroftime]

@Protectorofsouls Or b. Weegee is a female and just like before.... she sends an egg to the victim but in this case... That egg has a virus (also known as the weegee virus). This genetically alters the victim until they become weegee. When weegee sends this virus egg toward Chuck Noris he fertilizes it by.... Staring at it and makes it awesome so the virus is altered to geneticly alter weegee into him! OWNED!!! (I think I went a little to far with the whole egg thing)

[bolt62]

oh snap the only thing that chuck norris checks his bed 4 is chuck norris and if he's right there uh-oh we dead ._.

[TheFlyingslug]

oh... no... not TWO chuck norris's!

[brainjuice654]

2 chuck norrises? were screwed!

[Wesley683]

hey listen,get a can of whoop *** and this hapens!!!LOLZ

[FaultyWin]

Let me guess... if two chuck norris roundhouses collide, may it open the gates to hell?

[Hammergunshipping]

lol!!!

[Robotnik722]

Chuck Norris can turn WeeGee into Chuck Norris

[NukeFruit]

Of course but then what would be the purpose considering Chuck Norris will fight the new Chuck Norris and open a huge rip in the space time continuum caused by the sheer epicness of there round house kicks .

[windwakeroftime]

If chuck norris were to to fight chuck norris, chuck norris would win HANDS DOWN!

[Robotnik722]

@NukeFruit But it would happen if they met.

[Headshotgod]

Whenever someone attacks Chuck Norris he directly learns the attack so he is the only one being able to control Weegee. (Weegee is unkillable but when this happens, he becomes Chuck Norris' clone maker slave)

[evansmeven]

Edited, not really gonna happen at all.Never.

[windwakeroftime]

No crap it was edited. All weegee videos are edited. In fact all GOOD videos are edited!

[PokeBound]

wow, I thought that the space-time fabric of the universe would be ripped to shreds...

[ToaCehk]

nah, if they are too near, the universe explodes!!!

[Uber0Vegito]

@ToaCehk no just weegee disappears. explosions are scared of chuck norris

[Spikestuff95]

@ToaCehk ............then Weegee turn into Norris

[DiabloDave363]

lols

[TheAczGuy]

I understand completely.