Song of Solomon Girl

[301513]

FUCK YOU...

[minecrafter956]

@301513 If you dont like it dont watch it dont hate.

[anneevandeklerk]

How about he starts to explain to men what women are all about.....

[mirandanscott415]

She must be preggo like me;) lol A lot of people are forgetting why he does what he does though...He IS a pastor, but is also a national marriage speaker lol I'm not religious, but I LOVE his views and sense of humor and ways of explaining things, he is the best!

[mirandanscott415]

She must be preggo like me;) lol A lot of people are forgetting why he does what he does though...He IS a pastor, but is also a national marriage speaker lol I'm not religious, but I LOVE his views and sense of humor and ways of explaining things, he is the best!

[ddfrisky]

HAHHHAHAAAAHHHAAAA....I SO LOVE THIS!!

[anonimystro1234567]

He's a pastor?

Well fuck me, I didn't expect that

[nanioushka]

the part of "NIOOOOOOOO it's not about gardening!!!!!!!" literally killed me!

[VideoGameMaster56]

Pot-belly, little boobs, and a long white neck...Is he talking about a Spitter?

[GreenEyesSHR]

{roflmbo}. What a great way to introduce romance, yet make it fun, for the men! The book of Solomon is actually a very passionate & intimately shared perspective. As seen, individual beauty lies within the eyes, mind & soul of each beholder. {wow & lol}

[n4zxi]

I think he missed the breast description.

"5.Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies. "

Does not sound small. On the contrary, sound like quite the opposite, and lillies would be growing on the ground, so....

[drummr4JC]

@n4zxi I was actually thinking about that too. In fact, it sounds like she's pregnant to me, which would make this whole thing even more beautiful. :)

[MavIncTpa]

I encourage everyone who thinks this book of the Bible is beautiful and romantic to listen to The Original Love Song. It is the entire Song of Solomon minus the procession, narrated intimately as if you were saying the words to your mate, and set to a most enchanting soundtrack.

[Americanjazzlady]

The Song of Solomon is a beautiful book, romantic, sexual, passionate and intriguing. GOD BLESS YOU MARK!!

[littlegiant1972]

this Pastor is soooooooooooooooo good AWESOME!!! G-D BLESS HIM !

[acts1614]

you almost forget that he's a pastor he's so funny.

though i think the neck thing means she had a long neck, not a big one. LOL

[Qrazii]

Very true, he is funny, but I have also met and witnessed many funny pastors, this includes my own Pastor.

[amyownzzz]

Yes.

[LogicDialog]

Is this things in Bible?????

[SapAuthor]

Yup, along with each other tasting each other fruits. God invented sex, it's meant to be an awesome, extremely pleasurable thing. Just his only rule is wedding ring before you *ding ding* :P

[LogicDialog]

So if someone doing it without weeding ring what is the torment or there is none according to u must be weeding ring AKA marriage if so then the OT laws apply to adultery so why there is none in UR country?? if so why we took what we need from God words and leave the others?? :P

[SapAuthor]

you really need to use punctuation points, it's really hard to read what you wrote.

Can you please re-write with them? I can't honestly figure out what you are saying o.o

[NZKr4zyK1w1]

Lol, logic dialog, please present your sentence and word structure... LOGICALLY xD

[jado9999]

sure it is Also ezekiel 23:1 - ,,,,,

[soulgirl66]

OMG...I am laughing so hard I'm crying!

[irenemendez628]

This is ridiculous! This is not about sex!! Song of Solomon is about the bride groom and the bride.

the bride of Jesus Christ being (the church)

this is pure blasphemy! how can they mock the word of the lord!

this is not preaching this is "stand up" from hell!

[Guapwong]

That's another meaning of song of songs...

[SimonHicken]

How wrong you are, Song of songs are love letters from King Solomon to the women he loved, and he loved a lot of them too, stop being so religiously stuck up, and if you ever went to Bible school you would have learnt this too.

[angelexist]

Totally AGREE with you

[Joke150]

I'm in Bible School, and Song of Solomon was God breathed, God inspired, and written by King Solomon and it was his description of love and sex was to be in terms they understood, ivory tower, best of the best... jewels, best of the best... bail of wheat, expensive at the time. This was to prove to sex was God given, God inspired, God approved in the confines of man and woman, and in marriage.

[irock61]

nope its about the shulimite madain and her devotion to the man she loved.. despite the attentions of the king... no were in the song of solomon or anywere else in the bible does it state that this book is symbolic... other books yes but not this one.

[Joke150]

According to the Maxwell Leadership Study Bible, John Maxwell explains Song of Solomon like this, "The Song proclaims a husband's love for his wife and illustrates that God's love for His people, the love that Christ has for the Church (Church universal), His bride. It describes how a lover cherishes his beloved and how he enjoys the way she completes him." She brings everything into balance, and this signified to the early church and Israel the intimacy they were to have with Christ.

[MustyOldBooks]

The Hebrew version of the Song of Solomon (Song of Songs) was written around the 2nd or 3rd century B.C. It is almost identical, word for word, with an ancient Egyptian series of love poems/songs written nearly two thousand years earlier.  Michael V. Fox has written a very good book which compares the Hebrew version with the ancient Egyptian line for line. By the way, the Jews would say it was about Israel and not the Christian church. Doubtful either of you will take comfort in being wrong..

[drinkstwohanded]

irene I guess we're all going to Hell for watching it too, huh?

[bizjothjah]

Actually the Songs of Solomon should not be included in the Bible at all. They are only personal letters, not inspired at all.

[MattNicholson7]

Jesus rebuked the Jews on many things, but we have no record of Him rebuking them for corrupting the Scriptures. In fact it seems He believed it was unaltered. If Son of Solomon shouldn't have been included in the canon of Scripture He could have easily told us, right?

[SapAuthor]

Are...you...NUTS?! If you think the bible shouldn't address not only how to have responsible sex, but have pleasurable sex, PUT A HELMET ON!

[potatowatermelon]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[omkarswaroop]

you are the best

[FinancialTrading]

hilarious.

[knight99901]

lol ftw!

[Sarah1748]

I LOVE GOD'S WORD!!!

[imtheone06]

no you don't