Jackie Chan Adventures Season 3 Ep 10 A Jolly J-Team Xmas 1/3

[TheNonlivingJerk]

Lol. I've never seen anyone actually buy something from Uncle's shop. xD

[toredtobluetoblack]

chi or the force or energy or um or well im out of ideas but you get the idea

[rifow1]

merry christmas from the UK



[rifow1]

merry christmas from the UK

[regiace101]

HAVEN'T I SAW U IN HOMEROOM!!

LOLZ  JADE

[omarsonic9]

4:01 MOMMy!!!!!!!

Captain Black: OMG OH SH**

[TouFast91]

Lol dao long Wong half Grinch XD

[oskarscaikovskis]

That's alright, I'm often confused for an elderly Chinese woman.

[idodo32]

didnt knnow there was a raindeer in the chinise zodiac XP

[jemila2]

Did he just say F magic lol

[blu8686]

Jade gets a dollar bill for just one tooth?

[TheGarcia350]

oh wow i remember this ep. it was around close to christmas lol. and with that i had gotten a ps2. soo good old times.

[kittycat5498]

i love this

[mortalcombatfriek]

doesnt paco have parents

[fourstarball4]

@mortalcombatfriek I thought el dorko (toro) was paco's parent

[mortalcombatfriek]

@fourstarball4 thats what i though but idk i think hes just a fan

[fourstarball4]

@mortalcombatfriek well, until i know for sure, im sticking with my belief

[dlanor94]

fuck the j team itz stupid i prefer only jackie chan!!!

[dablueman21]

Viper's jewish?

[SlargTheGnome]

ANTLER GEAR SOLID?!? I freaking love this show.

[MrScoobykoo]

Asssss, how dare you try to take santa's chi >:(, do uncle have to put you in your place

[TheEcoGeeko]

Aparently Viper is a Jew?

[Gnorcteen1]

Tohru: MOMMY!!

Elf: Negatory.

[Gnorcteen1]

SEND IN THE BREGADE THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ARMY OF TINGLES!!

[Igarappappa]

I love how deadpan Elvin is.

[CSIdude39]

They have Christmas in China?

[dogsrule9908]

@CSIdude39 umm they are at San Fransiscosry i think i spelled it wrong

[CSIdude39]

@dogsrule9908 Yeah, but they're Chinese

.

[dogsrule9908]

@CSIdude39 eh this cartoon is confusing me xD

[Igarappappa]

@CSIdude39 Some celebrate it because of the overall feeling of it and not for the religious reasons. I think Christmas is pretty big in Japan, even though most of the population isn't Christmas.

[dogsrule9908]

did they have to bring paco???

[DanMGil]

Lol. "You brought an elf to a Hannukah party?"

[apiff909]

"and pierce the veil of elf magic!" haha.... Pierce the veil.... I love that band

[NejixHinataFan]

Wow, who knew Santa Claus had a Section 13 style in the North Pole.

Also, I had no idea Viper was Jewish o.o

[NejixHinataFan]

O.O so now D. Wong is after Santa's chi?

Nooo!! He kidnapped Santa Claus!

ROFLMAO!!! Tohru kissed Capt. Black thinking it was his mother XD!! Oh my god I nearly cried here out of laughter and espsecially when he said "Don't worry Tohru, I'm often mistaken for eldery Japanese women" LOL!!

[despicableme101]

ha! i love elvin!!!

[kcazzzzz]

lol captain black is like a funny version of professor X

[sgtratapus]

Paco 2? THERES A PACO 2???  NOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!1!

[phoenixfirex]

@sgtratapus

He said "Too" not "Two"

[5uperzer0c0llect10n]

Ignore the talisman powers. GET SANTA!!!!!!

[Fuzzy1234510]

I don't care how weird and creepy and sad this sounds, even for a cartoon, VIPER LOOKED HOT IN THAT RED DRESS.

[oskarscaikovskis]

Achaaaa, thats only creepy if ur 5 year old girl. R U 5 year old girl? THAN STOP BITCHING! (Hit in head with two fingers.)

[Demolishor1994]

fuuuck he took santa!!!!!!! :(

[Weegee9003]

haha thoru in this is just so funny

[ViETGiRLsOWNs]

6:51 LOL THEIR FACES.

[Bunnygones]

Mrs. Clause?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[LeMcCHarStar4ever]

Who knew Santa had an elf army?

[BabyCovenant22]

Anyone else catch that Pokemon/Metal Gear Solid reference?

[LethalMacho]

Captin Black reminds me so much of vin Desial anyone agree?

[DisturbedAidan2]

Anyone else having quality problems with 360p at the beginning?

I switched it to 260p and it was fine and then after 30 seconds switched it back and it's working fine now.

[Omegaxis100]

Who thought Uncle would be jolly when christmas came?

[detectivetiger1]

mrs. claus in the bahamas makes many wrong mental pictures 

[stinkstinkstink111]

Lmao Viper is Jewish.

[Piccadillyo]

Captain Black: "Whoa."

Aww, why not "who nellie" this time? :/

[eddog6666]

Light and darkness are important but the darkness hide something more important and that is reflceted in everyone. everyone has it but it won't show it self at all. Light born within darkness. or the real name. the will to survive. cool isn' it?

[snakes3425]

Seems Dao Long Wong spent his entire childhood on the Naughty List

[AndreinneLawrence]

Aw Dao Long Wong Doll!!! So cute! XD

[100untouchable]

uncle sometimes freaks me out

[StellaMagic37]

Uncle looks like he's gonna have a stroke @ 3:08

[Bickerchick18]

wow it look like Captain black was just tripping on acid 6:42

[bengorillaz]

yin and yang

dark and light

naughty and nice that's a good one! lol

[bengorillaz]

the elf just called jade mam guess he thinks she's hot oh come on I'm joking

[solarvolcano]

...santa's workshop=walmart!! think about it: A LOT of stuff for near FREE prices, excellent logistical operations, etc...

[Chunkmystah]

This episodes HILARIOUS!!!!

*sigh* "shes having one of her moments"

Lmfao i guess jade is growing intopuberty >:O

magiv must defeat magic

old wizard must defeat old wizard

elf must defeat elf

no wonder the elves failed with their elf magic u need old wizard magic!!!!

[Chunkmystah]

4:38 that musta felt weird for both toruh and the elf O.o

But man i was crying at that part LOL!!!

[dybeen]

8:02. Damn, Paco's been working out for an 8 year old kid.

[dybeen]

Viper is so bored listening to some rich prick. XD

[dybeen]

I love how Captain Black is willing to authorize the entire section 13 personnel to just go and look for Jade's christmas present.

[SKpivot]

"what would dalon wong want with santa?"

"revenge for all those years of coal" LOL!

[sparkshark789]

I have great respect for the Jewish people. Their religion may not be as popular as Christianity, but think of all the iconic Jewish people that have made a big impact in history. Anne Frank, Stan Lee, R.L. Stine, and The Three Stooges.

[thrasho2]

i want a dao lon wong doll!

[Parkjisung91]

tooth fairy was sick and im just filling in LMAO

[vakatahu]

this is gonna be riddled with puns...

[Bairindo]

duzn't santa hav like magic pwers? the elfs do.

[thatusernamesinvalid]

I love the expressions in this episode.

[slifer211]

Viper is Jewish?

[lazynub5]

@slifer211 lolz. a stereotype

[slifer211]

@lazynub5 what is that suposes too mean?

[lazynub5]

@slifer211 Viper=thief, thief=covetous, hanukah=jewish. stereotypes

[slifer211]

@lazynub5 what?

[lazynub5]

@slifer211 thieves steal stuff, and hoard it. there is a stereotype that says jews really like money.

[slifer211]

@lazynub5 oh, ok

[Hernru]

oh my

[Beantown142]

"Mommy!" Tohru "Sorry Capt. Black."

"That's alright Tohru I am often mistaken for elderly Japanese women!" Capt. Black LOL!

[Lelouch22229]

Lol

Shes Having One of Her Moments...

[saijeehiguchi]

Lol metal gear solid reference 4:16

[AnimeLover1001001]

Uncle phrases

One Moooooore Thing!

Magic must _________ Magic!

You are Bad Salesman!

Toooooohruuuu!

Jaaaaaackiiiieeee!

I will whup your butt in _________

[Beantown142]

You wanna a piece of UNCLE!!!

[lazynub5]

@AnimeLover1001001 u forgot "Aaaiiiiieeeaaah!" and "Ha-Chaaaaa!"

[theemporour]

pause 6:44

woah

[banan14kab]

Viper is Jewish??

[dragunov23]

no, she's just someone's date for a Hanukkah party

[busdriverally]

has paco got no parentS?

[Maxxorguy1]

How could Jackie NOT see that this would be a J-team job.

[Maxxorguy1]

I watched KidsWb all the time when I was a kid, I do miss it. But the CW4kids is awesome too.

[kvk4life]

lolhow can jade not belief in santa if she fought many demons! i mean how?

[MrWhitipino]

Haha Captain black, "I'm often mistaken for elderly japanese women" lmao

[Auron12786]

Loved Uncle in this, good job shattering the stereotype of the financially opportunistic Asian

[LegateTeran]

.....i miss shindu.......he was kinda cute

[Zalid1985]

@LegateTeran shindu will be back, with his son

[LegateTeran]

yes i saw and his Son is just so cute hes like a mini me shendu.....i was so sad when the series ended .....oh well....shendu 4ever!!!!!!

[mad8london247]

Viper is hot and hope Charisma Carpenter gets to play her when they make a live action film.

[gundamWWW]

At 0:38 Santa sounds like Obi-Wan Kenobi!

4:44 The elves run Santa's workshop like Section 13!

And if Viper is a criminal why is she at a Jewish Hanukkah party?

[19torento]

Secure the president! ... I mean... secure "Santa"!

Aww... Christmas. ^_^ A time of friends, family and everybody treats each other well. I'm with Uncle, commercialism not important, Christmas spirit is. Right on Uncle! Christmas is da bomb... and it's less than two months away! :D

[Salvationman51]

how tru

[jak5000]

the elves need assault rifles lol

[Salvationman51]

totaly or magic rifles

[animemstrmnd]

u brought and elf to a hanukah party? XD

[animemstrmnd]

6:51 is such a WTF moment LOL XD

[animemstrmnd]

psh like santa's chinese BWAHAHAHAHAH XD

[Artprincess247]

viper looks so hot in that dress, lol, so funny how el toro and paco are decorating the catus.

[Aninimouse]

LOL I SPOT RACISM! The guy talking to Viper about how he's rich (jew) at a hannikuh party :D

[psilord5]

Not necesarily racism, probably just stereotypical. There is a differance.

[REDZOEU]

MOOMMY!!!

(Tohru Hug Cpt. Black Hardly)

LOL.

[toxicmermaid1011]

noughty & nice

lol

like santa would speake chineese

lol

[bobjones9001]

tooth fairy not real Santa clause is i have research

[TheAnimeLuvr]

@bobjones9001 well why have i NEVER EVER EVER got a christmas gift from him?!!?!?

[TheDarkKnight987]

why the hell would captain black use top secret government resources to find a game for a child?

[Karnezar]

He has a soft spot for kids

[zcool120]

MOMMY!!! Oh.

Don't worry tohru, I'm often mistaken for elderly japanese women. LOL!!!

[TheGigglePit]

Vipers a jew

[PaiShoMaster]

At 4:18 they make a reference to metal gear solid and pokemon.

[Shimmergirl95]

uncle looks very cute in that red cap

[poneyninjas]

LOL UNCLES JUST TRYING TO NOT FREAK OUT ABOUT TOHRU'S MOM COMING. xD

[rosanoisapimp]

is packo an orphan

[Featherlyn]

Wow Santa's only reaction..."Oh my..."

[jigokuNeko]

7:31-7:45  hot!!!

[bskulldragon100]

santas fake

[hrhitter620]

so is magic?

[bskulldragon100]

yes iv doon it my self if you dont belive me then thts your opinion but i did

=D

[HORRIOR]

Dao long wong = Grinch XD

[jda091]

don't insult the grinch, at least he turns good XD

[HORRIOR]

And Dao long won ends up in the jail I know :(

[verheultjuh]

that's one cool elf

[tokunaga432]

Santa and his elves usin magic,,,,,, not thats wat Im talkin about. XD

[shmagegi102]

doesnt paco have his own family or at least parents or is he an orphan?

[Karnezar]

He's an orphan, he's with El Toro all the time

[TheGermans100]

Captain Black: That's alright Toru, I'm often mistaken for elderly Japanese women.

LOL XD

[littlemeinthepink]

elf magic rocks

[zefiris33]

ahahaha "you brought an elf to a hannukah party?"

[HKBlaze77]

so.... the talisman left to find are.. horse, dragon, and ox???

LOL at video game title

Ultra Moose 2 Antler Gear Solid : Yellow Version

i thot jade said she didnt like the super moose anymore...in the time when they went to fight el chupacabra with el toro and paco.....

[InuNoTory]

at the end of the episode she said there's some thing's that never go out of style (or was it in the middle?)

[ihateino44]

You're thinking of the time she went with El Toro and Pace to find the rat talisman. They fought Quetzlcoatl, not El Chupacabra.

[HKBlaze77]

oh yea lol i think i watched all the episodes too fast... its a good show XD

[ihateino44]

No problem, i started watching the show from the beginning a few days ago and i get really messed up sometimes. ^_^

[coolasians]

lol, paco and el toro decorated a cactus

[WtfEveryNameTaken]

thats okay tohru....I'm often mistaken for elderly japanese women XD

[Krunchyyy]

viper is jewish

[Krunchyyy]

Lord Voldemort likes cookies

[Daniel4646]

Captain Black: "I'll put all of Section 13's manpower on this right away."

Yeah, right. His superiors will LOOOOOOVE this!

[Daniel4646]

3:11 Tohru: "We must leave some out for You-Know-Who."

Harry Potter speaking ... :D

[coldfire072]

Ultra Moose 2 Antler Gear Solid : Yellow Version?

sounds like a combo of MGS, pokemon and some other game.

[SolidCold233]

I think that is what they were hinting at lol

[night00glider]

Love the expression in 4:53 and 6:51

[blaisejudo13]

you hate jewish people?

[Daniel4646]

Get yourself carted off to the next concentration camp - as an inmate!

[Krunchyyy]

racist

[deathdude650]

Christmas Cactus!

[monkeypower420]

you would think as much magic that Jade has seen she would beileve in Santa lol

[spangelorbust]

"Yes, and we will be so...happy to see her for the holidays...Tohru" *smiles falsely with sweatdrop*

LOL

[rustybattleaxe]

ahaha, creative services handcrafted this likeness

[JFGBD]

3:53 How much more shocked can you get?

[JFGBD]

Also,

"Please tell me you found Ultra Moose 2 : Antler Gear Solid, Yellow Version".

Must be a pretty sick game.

[fairyglade]

a combo of metal gear solid and pokemon? its gotta rock :]

[blackphoenixXIII]

Pikachu used Neck Slit!

Instant K.O.!

[MalfoyzSweetheart]

"That's alright Tohru; I'm often mistaken for elderly Japanese women"

LMAO THIS LINE KILLS ME EVERYTIME

[replayanna]

ROFLMAO

[Daniel4646]

This'll teach Tohru to look before hugging.

[itachi10101]

so epic da long wong and santa's army

[Kratos8462]

trying to kidnap santa,(sighs) Daolon Wong has reached an all time low

[TrifanfoolOkay]

Man trying to rule the world and steal powers from animals and resurrecting ancient demons and spells is one thing but to screw with Santa is going too far >:(

[Adamgontierfan19]

Uncle (extremely forced): Yes and we will be so happy to see her for the holidays Tohru

[magiciangirl11]

"Jade how did you-"

-sees elvin-

"You brought an elf to a Hannukah Party?''

"Viper, here's the skinny, the bad guys are ruining Christmas.The steaks:Kris Kringle himself."

"Sounds festiv. -looks thoughtful- I'll grab a costume change..."

[12KingdomHearts12]

thanks, but i have ears i can hear it for myself :)

[HelionX]

This is the weirdest episode.

[jacob22referibles]

6:51 ( there like wat the hell )