500 Subscriber Special - The Adventure of Hans - 001

[blueyedjay11]

He should FIRE HIS LAZAR!

[leonskennedyrocks]

he should beet the old man to death and berry him under the grass, then catch one of those birds and trade the bird for a ticket to get on the boat in the distance. then he should take the boat to his brothers cabin and beet the shit out of his brother also, and berry him in the same area he buried the old man. then he can do a little ritual and bring back the two and do it all over again.

[MISHAXDXD]

eat a potato with sulte and cookies but with no milk after that run 1000km in 1 second and after all that drink 90 liters of votka and dance when your trunk the song rick rold

[odido221]

lie in the grass!

[TheEskimoMagichian]

I think hans should take the boat and take off the sail and turn it upside down and give it to the old man as a better hat

[Mikey234432]

hans should walk up to the dood in the funnieh hat and ask him who the hell is he

[DarkGod75]

Hans should...destroy teh boat because its full of..Bombs?

[Hradian]

Rip out the grass and smoke grass.

[MrMcMufffinMan]

i think hans should pick up the grassy part to the upper right that looks like a "pi" symbol and then make an atempt to throw it at the birds. and then if he succeeds, he shall pick up the birds, cook it in the sun (or make a fire..) and then give the cooked bird to the old man while he sails off into the sunset.... gz on the 500 subsribers btw:P

[MrMcMufffinMan]

@MrMcMufffinMan subscribers*-.-'

[Skoogage]

@MrMcMufffinMan Because of comments like this, you're one of my favourite subscribers. :)

[jackster1302]

take that mans stick and run

[seb12345sebastian]

Hans Should go PLay With the Grass

[zombiehunter2010]

mug a guy, then donate it all to church and then mug another guy and spend it all on mcribs and shanghia mcnuggets

[thecorner201]

go for a swim perhaps

[Hakkar6993]

Hit the dude with the hat in the face. Cause it's funny.

[legend101zelda]

Saving as .png makes it look better. Ahem.

He should ignore the man.

[Skoogage]

@legend101zelda I intentionally chose a bad quality, because I want to save place on my computer. Yeah, I know, I'm thrifty. What else should Hans do in your opinion?

[legend101zelda]

@Skoogage

Ah, alright, I got ya.

He's a mentally incapable idiot who has no mental capacity to do things that come natural to most 3 year olds?

Go and eat the grass, so he has energy for his trip.

[WildAngel12341]

He should ask the wizard for sum brain?( - Hans : Gimme ur god damn brain or i will... .... (-.-")... uhm.. yeah.. gimme ur god damn brain. )

[borndead138]

He should skip all that other lame shit and steal that awesome boat in the background.

[XtheroCKER21X]

do the ellis take a shot and kill stuff

[WO2DW6Rocks]

challenge that wizard to mortal kombat

[Eviiana]

Hans should make breakfast or something before doing anything. I mean really, who wakes up and then stares out over the land without eating? Even an idiot knows when he's hungry.

[narutowiizeldafan]

drown the man and feed his body to the birds.

[Skoogage]

@narutowiizeldafan Hans might be a retarded warrior, but he wouldn't kill a man with no reason!

[Shadow9000001]

Talk to the man and then go to the sea^^

[The1Silent1One]

Hans should create a rope out of the grass that is growing. Tie up the wizard (guy with hat ;3) with it and then sail away on the boat to the land of...people who like to capture wizards for money. Or something like that.

[Skoogage]

@The1Silent1One Good idea, but Hans is not smart enough. You can just post one action, the story will continue on its own. Should I take your comment as an "capture the wizard", then? :)

[The1Silent1One]

@Skoogage Yeah. xD You can. Woops I had to much hope on Hans. :P