awwww! I want 150 thusand! but we can settle outta court right now for 20 bucks. well just give me 10 dollars and i wont say nuthin. 2.50 and a jawbreaker. a dollar and some envelopes. HAHAHA
Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
Janitor: Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.
ROFLMAO when the camera shows a sign that says "black owned" in front of the store, and then moments later an Asian guy with a skully pops up from under the desk LOL
MY NECK N MY BACK/!!!!!!!!!!!
kranked1 2 months ago
1:54 he try's staunching the shop owner then just breaks out ,,,fucking does me every time ROFLMFAO
kranked1 2 months ago
Look man just give me 10 dollars and I won't say nothing...2.50 and a jawbreaker.... A dollar and some envelopes LMFAO!
OPL3G3NDA 3 months ago
Ooooooo yyyeeeaaaaa!!!!!
MrJules409 4 months ago
MAN you need to stay off that crack man LOL
illmatic826 5 months ago
but we can settle outta court for 20 buckS!!! LOL!
jusaLOSER 5 months ago
I STEAL .. I DONT KILL ! CTFU AHAHAH ! EVERYBODYYYYY ! SMOKEY BACK HEA TAKEN A SHIT ! .. IIGHT I WONT TELL ANYBODY ELSE LALALALA . LMAO !
m0r3d1mpl3sx4me 5 months ago
My neck, my back, my neck nd my back.! lmfao
Marcy21Beast 6 months ago
Hey SMOKEYS BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT!!
MrBigben1221 6 months ago 7
Yuh been eating corn huh!
LMFAO!
TheJairo428 6 months ago
"Lemme wash ya car for two dollas. Hell naw all you gone do is fuck it up" Lmao!
jsowels19 6 months ago
oooOOOO YEHAH!!!
edwordiard 7 months ago 3
"A dolla & some envelopes" lol
Uberboy07 7 months ago
My neck and my back
tirrell1000 7 months ago
SUING YALL MY NECK MY BACK.. MY NECK N MY BACK
XxXxLiLJokERXxXx 8 months ago
MY NECK AND MY BACKKKKOOWWWWWWW
potara105 8 months ago
you forgot the part where ezal stole the neighbors clothes
Smoore1196 8 months ago 2
You forgot where smokey was trying to steal from Debo and Ezel ruined it lol
1mikeizawesome 9 months ago
the best guy in friday, EZAL THE BEST
roms059 9 months ago
SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT
drummerrj56 11 months ago
"Smokey you no i aint the smartest man in the world but from over here it looks like you taking a SHIT!!"
Jay187Dee 11 months ago
Cus I steal. I don't keel.
SpartanJoe712 11 months ago
oh you been eatin corn huh?
poopchap 1 year ago
1:13 somebody should do a clip of this!
bonuzround 1 year ago
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AW1NT3RFR34K 9 months ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, dis guy smashed his part inda movie
SGstryda 1 year ago
0:36 He looks like a crab in defense ! lmfao !
jrollins30 1 year ago 2
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jrollins30 1 year ago
lulz, Ezal is awesome, but the lulziest part is Smoky's face when he's shitting before Ezal walks up.
TourettesKitteh 1 year ago
C'mon Smokey buy me a 40 oz for my birthday. Today your birthday? What's today? LMAO
more11231 1 year ago
2:52 Lol, Debow!....Debow!
djkret111 1 year ago
let me get some money,
i aint got on money,
man u owe me 2 dollas
slayerlife 1 year ago
What you gon do with a dollar and some envelopes? xD
QuesoGr7 1 year ago
"Okay Well Give Me 10 Dollas And i Wont Say Nothinq""
"Get Out"
"2.50 And A Jaw Breaker?"
"GET OUT !"
"A Dolla ANd Some Envelopes?"
#DEAD ! LMFAOOO
Tahirawonderland 1 year ago
Yuhh Beenn Eatinn Cornn Huhh. Lol
Youngrival29 1 year ago
lmao oooooh yeah! hahaha xD
AlwaysNForever24RJ 1 year ago
0:40 "Ohhh Im shot"
JesusACruz64 1 year ago
2.50 and a jawbreaker? A dollah and some envelopes? Do you know how much you can get for slippin in a corner sto'?"
"Man! You need to stay off that crack!"
B'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fucking HILARIOUS.
DaizyfreeAG 1 year ago
...how bout when Ezel's joggin down the street, then starts stealin Mrs Parker's clothes out of her yard!
EyeJay 1 year ago
" DEBOW DEEBOWW ! if u dnt mind i will take ur shoes, big pussi muthafucka.."
IMAFO
TheAclpa 1 year ago
la la la la lalalalala la
itsbankaibitch 1 year ago
best lines in history 2:28-2:31
Wielwaal 1 year ago
1:30-1:35
best lines in history
jdoghockey19 1 year ago
awwww! I want 150 thusand! but we can settle outta court right now for 20 bucks. well just give me 10 dollars and i wont say nuthin. 2.50 and a jawbreaker. a dollar and some envelopes. HAHAHA
jman481 1 year ago
"cause i steal i dnt kill" best lime in the world.
Run925Bruh 1 year ago
Ezal: SMOKEY!!!
LOL
riquediz 1 year ago
Ya damn crack head.
My neck, my back!!! My neck and my back.
fxsaberboy 1 year ago
wat the hell was he doin when they first show him? lol dudes just layed out on the sidewalk
edwordiard 1 year ago
OOOOOOOOYEAH!!!
PHXTaurasi3Fan407 1 year ago
haha: "BLACK OWNED" .....**GONNNG** (asian man peeks over the counter)
a50745 1 year ago
"Ay! Smokey back here takin' a SHIT!!!"
tkdfrank 1 year ago 2
on2 him jackin dat bottle ov beer only bag eds do shit like dat lol!
bromborough 1 year ago
man you know how much you can get fo a slip an fall in a sto?!
omgawesome 1 year ago
I love when the 1st show him, and he's like "Ohhh yeahh" LOL fuckin hilarious.
Shystichu 1 year ago 2
fuckin ezal is hilarious
VAktmracer 1 year ago
Buy me a 40 for birthday / Today your birthday? What's today? LMAO
shhon75 2 years ago 3
"$2.50 for a jaw breaker" XD
ogacihc90 2 years ago
he plays the best crackhead EVER!
iluvdakushgroove 2 years ago 48
@iluvdakushgroove lol I dont know...you remember Chris Rock in New Jack City
ratchettcitynigga 1 year ago
You forgot the part where he walks in on Smokey tryin to jack Deebo haha
Henrydaddy69 2 years ago 3
haha the liqour store is right around the corner from my padd!
mikerl0k 2 years ago
hey smokey back here takin a shit! well i aint gone tell nobody else lalalalalalala
miss09lauren 2 years ago
rada rad ahhhhhhhhh0:35
turles44444 2 years ago
ahh my neck and my back haha lol
9089940510efg 2 years ago 4
"U can have da nife cuz i steal i don kill"
LOL LMFAO ROLF
Dapeo123 2 years ago
SMOKEY!!!
robovhull 2 years ago
man you should have been bobing and weaving
ericevanson21 2 years ago
a dolla and some envelopes lol wat the fuck good wud that do him
SuperkickKO 2 years ago
he can mail out some damn resumes. lol
AveIvy 2 years ago
whats the song???? its a cool tune
DJFredReilly92 2 years ago
dr,dre keap ya heads ringin
makamaka27 2 years ago
Keep their heads ringin - Dr. Dre
AveIvy 2 years ago
LOL "Get yo' punk ass up. It ain't even wet over there. Damn!"
IddyB 2 years ago 2
is that eazy e
hotboy675 2 years ago
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adt94 1 year ago
LMAO AT 0:35 i love this movie so much
montanaboy99 2 years ago
Should there be something funny when the chinese guy stands up from the back of the desk?
Shinywhite 2 years ago
Lol, 2.50 and a jawbreaker. A dollar and some envelope.
Jlife13300 2 years ago
CAUSE I STEAL NOT KILL
a5h1978 2 years ago 2
ahah ezel. every dude in this movie is funny has hell. lmao classic.
str8upg159 2 years ago
ezal so dumb .
my fav movie i could neva
qet tired of this ,
a dolla nd some envelopes lol
cdubb203 3 years ago 2
this movie is the shit!
phashizzLedizzLe 3 years ago 3
what about the part that smokey breaks in debos crib and then ezal comes.
lol.
Smokey:what the hell you doin in here?
Ezal:What the hell YOU doin in here?
Ezal:I seen the window open,so i said fuck it.
lol
patriotsfan2215 3 years ago 46
That part was hilarious
kaneandtaker09 3 years ago
@patriotsfan2215 lmfaoo das the funniest part XD
TyeDye07 9 months ago
@patriotsfan2215
LOLOLOLOL!!!
KAnE3o1 9 months ago
What about the scene when Ezal was breaking inside Deebo's house?
Doobie1975 3 years ago 2
i steal i dont kill,, yeaaah, best movie ever
kornr2ro 3 years ago 3
Ezal- buy me a 40 ounce for my birthday
Smokey- today your birthday
Ezal- whats today
haha Ezal is awesome. Friday is one of the best movies ever.
dragracingking21 3 years ago 4
The last ten seconds are classic. "Debo! Debo! Man... You should have been bobbin' and weavin' Look at ya. Get Up"
toddtkammer 3 years ago 2
Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
Janitor: Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.
osirus20 3 years ago 4
Just hear the car hahahah!!!! lolol
bzells 3 years ago 2
i no am not the brighest in guy in the world but from bk ere it luks lyk ur takin a shit
41exb 3 years ago
ROFLMAO when the camera shows a sign that says "black owned" in front of the store, and then moments later an Asian guy with a skully pops up from under the desk LOL
roletagg88 3 years ago
just gimme ten dollas..
two fifty and a jawbreaker?
a dolla and some envelopes?
lmao
actSHAUN 3 years ago 3
Oooooyeaaaaaah
SMOKEEEEEEY!!!
Suave8O4 3 years ago
i want a 100 and 50 thousand
shodwod 3 years ago
but we can settle it for twenty!!
lol
amberthewierdo 3 years ago
"What's today?"
madtiger111 3 years ago
My neck! My back! My neck AND my back!
madtiger111 3 years ago 5