Avalon MSL Ro8 Bisu vs Iris G1 Byzantium 3 23 Jul 09

[HazySpirit]

Dude I cant understand a fucking single word, u just invented a new language

[pkranger93]

"Daz gonna b djidji, Daz gonna b djidji" :'

[pkranger93]

6:38 850 WPM (Words per Minute).

It's fucking hilarious. :'

[Ashkamitsu]

LOL 6:50

[bemdav]

6:40 400 WordsPerMinute

[MartinRmoutil]

My favourite commentary of all time. I just absolutely love Klazart and this is his S-game. :D

[xhunter20]

Damn Fast Talking

[AttemptAtAName]

Christ that was some fast talking

[Prearius]

Wow I'm sure I've never heard anybody speak that fast!!! Damn, you're pro!!!

[Zorny11]

Don't you breath man? :D insane commentary

[Smaschge]

Your apology was great. I accept in the name of all women (I am male :-)).

BTW forget about apm of progamers. There should be a tool for measuring the words per second of commentators. Youve got 1000 i guess.

[jeboody]

i can't stop laughing

[nubington]

I TINK

[0xXpraetorXx0]

dude you have to be in the record book for your talk speed man thats leet

[Foxhunt85]

6:50 is realy hard xDD

[TheSpeech]

How are you going to get into trouble for saying that, Klazart...it's just the truth - indeed that's positive discrimination to "protect" tossgirl, she doesn't need protecting

[sdr42]

Holy crap klazart...you speak FAST.

[peapoo3]

I tried to catch up from the start, but all I heard was "That gotta be GG, that gotta be GG". ^_^

[SC2Pro]

berserker went beserk and let rip in bisu's base lol

[wmhunter]

I didn't think that Khlazzart had the micro ability to handle the casting of that push, but he surprised me with some flawless vocal control o.o

[RaDa67]

lmfao at like 6:50.. i was laughin my ass off... at how fast you were talkin... i played it bck like 4 times..haha

[lac0nix]

XD - text to go over limit

[GeLoKa3]

6:49 - 7:07

Omg, didnt watch the game there, just laughing my *ss of, by how u r talking there.. xD

[swimwithRT]

well i think he went for the bisu build ya know?

[kakao777]

klazart for president! Mayby then shit in the world wouldnt take that long to change! GG iris is a fun player always liked him

[darkjeshush]

It's hard to understand if your brain has 30 actions per minute

[sansviedotcom]

SLOW DOWN AHHHH

[psychobabble11111]

best. commentary. evar.

[CureProductions]

Great micro damn that sucks for bisu lol I can understand his fast talking great game great commentating as always.

[VoxDissident]

Rofl. Klaz! You could be an auctioneer.

Great commentary. : )

[jellybellies132]

i understood all of it

[qqqqaaaawwwwssss]

this commentator sounds like he has a stuffed nose...

[Quincy0047]

LOL amazing commentary! I didn't think it was possible for the human mouth to pronounce that many words that quickly xD

[buddyboy122122]

Talking too quickly, it was actually more distracting than helpful

[RobertGandy]

awesome game, perhaps even more awesome commentating! no joke.

[Raptor747]

Even though I'm very used to Klazart's very fast talking, this was RIDICULOUS. I couldn't understand 90% of what he was saying. It was like listening to 30 seconds of super-fast random mumbling.

[JeremyJT]

remeber that guy that did those micro machines commercials in the eighties Klazart?

..I wonder if they are hiring..

[B12adSC]

"If you kill that SCV, you're going down." ... "Yup, you're going down."

[B12adSC]

Actually I think it would be better if it were "If you kill that SCV, I'm taking you down." ... "Yup, you're going down."

[blizzarac]

The fastest voice on the planet, great commentary

[katie0511]

LOL

you are awsome~

[reallysecretusername]

Sorry man but I really really cant stand your voice.

[btnheazy03]

me neither

[GainyGain]

Klazart's mouth has about 800 apm

[00smack]

Wow, I ran out of breath just trying to understand you Klaz =P

[GoodGuy4life199]

Iris is my new favorite player.

You got to love the insane stile.

Bisu played like a girl, not like Tossgirl.

[Kevin0wnz]

lol Mrs.Klazart owned you!

[Dx2x]

You should look into a career as an auctioneer!

[Krazywoot]

hey i like these commentaries but i have no idea what order they're in game 1/2? part 1/2? I dunno man

[connorbfitz]

thanks klazart

[JoeWinU235]

Damn Klaz, nice commentary.

Twista ain't got nothin on you.

[joesssmith]

dont appologize. you not only have a right to make fun of everyone you straight up, told the prudes to cover their ears o.O

[mikello007]

i think Klaz speak as fast as Korean commentators (but i mean all 3 together:)

[Kouterry]

klaz = my new deity

[Foozball16]

Holy fucking shit klazart. Were you a debater in high school or something? srsly.

[Alling]

Vegeta what does the scouter say about his speech-level?

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

WHAT 9000? There is no way that can be right.

Apparently there is a way.

[RuudK]

Sick wpm, damn!

[tswubben]

klazart's wpm is over 9000

[N3wbPrince]

dude klaz... u put all the korean commentators to shame with ur speech spam lol

[Gredran]

lol is he a one trick pony?

[nightsmoke3337]

i love how he throws in ¨AND BISU CANT PRODUCE DRAGOONS AT A FAST ENOUGH RATE¨lawlz

[killercino]

6051287 wpm (words per minute)

[ishboh]

great game and great commentary, got me excited for that win...lol

love your vids klazart

[Gredran]

wow 6:30-7:15

[elites0ldier]

wow lol

[BigJMart]

is this an auction?

[Snake0682]

i have never listen to someone talking this fast... in my life!!!!

[ceridan01]

I've seen this vid a while back, why is klaz uploading it again?

[GemeniWowVideos]

I havent heard anyone talk that fast. Ever.

[NolanCody]

hahahahah dude 6:53 calm down dude speak slower

[TheProjectArgus]

become an auctioneer

[Virility]

2 things...

1. 2-Fact appears to be alive and well!

2. Klazart speaks faster than any human alive. Mrs. Klazart must be thrilled with his cunning linguist skills.

[DeSTRoYeR992]

why does iris always look sick?

[20carpe05]

Klaz is good commentator... But Tasteless is the best, he's hysterical!! PANDA BEAR GUY FTW!!! No one is better than tasteless.

[donnk]

sry, tasteless sucks.

plus he cant speak this fast ;)

[torvaldur]

None but you can speak this fast. Totally awesome, keep it up!

[10dude9]

speaking really fast

[alxelia]

You are a good commentator, by all means. And i do hope you have a good sex life, just dont want to hear about it. Its a little unprofessional.

[godofkoolaid]

While it would be unprofessional if this was his job, it's not unprofessional because this isn't his job. He's probably not getting payed for commentating this. This is youtube not a professional career. He can say whatever he wants.

[KlazartSC]

It was a joke.... and my reply to your comment was a round about way of telling you to lighten up :p

[alxelia]

who cares about your sex life? i watch these videos to see you comment korean starcraft.. not talk about your sexlife with mrs. klaza or whatever.. poor commentary

[Unsaga]

quit crying alxelia its not like he was talking about it that long, sometimes i think people just want to bitch about stuff. you sound like alittle girl, boo hoo

[KlazartSC]

Does my talking about my awesome sex life with Mrs. Klaz remind you of how horrible and barren your own sex life is? It's okay, it'll happen for you some day. Keep the faith bro!

[erikzb]

Let us live vicariously through you! Keep us posted!

[jimpick73]

6:50 to 7:05 is a world record WPM.

[TheStarCraftNoob]

LOL YEAH.

[zkhan42]

OMG I love the machine-gun commentary. I will never ever get tired of it. And LOL@Pony at the end.

[Sazaka]

Only us Irish can talk that fast! lol gg

[enjolraslechimiste]

I please ask that you speak just a little bit slower during high moments of the game.

[unclescrooge10]

Loving your APM Klaz. Brilliant!

[MightyFire]

More like WPM

[decoup22]

Definetly my favorite commentator! Keep it up

[Kino5journey]

Haha, i love your speedy commentating Klazart and humor. hope we'll see some more videos soon :)

[RealmEternal]

Wow, do my eyes deceive me?

[Daral0085]

A man's gotta eat.

[salatetis]

"if klazarts words were bullets"... ---> leave your answer in reply

[Gooseheaded]

They would beat TF2's Heavy's Minigun.

[bullbunnies]

we'd be deader then james caan in godfather 2

....or maybe dick cheney's bestest pal

[nioor]

... the minigun will become redundant.

[DrShadowSML]

klaz should be an auctioneer

[QQitsAndrew]

dude. that was like 5000 words per minute

[scottdog22]

klaz finished upgrading his adrenal glands at 6:51

[CanadaGradeEh]

How the FUCK do you talk that fast?!

[mikello007]

oh man awesome hehe still laughing on that omg cant stop:)

[Gooseheaded]

Indeed, indeed. Krackzart.

[UpTballA]

Good WPM but why the fuck did bisu bring goons back at 7:25 both goons rammed into mines, he moved back then in once mines were placed.. and blew up everything lol

[etlune]

Iris has really played well lately. Fine matches so far GG

[Gullfisken89]

The last word in this video is "Pony".

[crunchyak47]

AWESOME commentary klaz, you made this game 10x better with that insane WPM commentary.

Also, I agree that you should be able to say what you want in YOUR commentaries, you will build your TRUE fans, while people who don't want to see the master of commentary at work can always check out the other commentators with different styles.

[cascadeSC]

6:50 is the most epic speedup ever

[OtojitoBG]

comentar crazy

[grandia2006]

Maybe Klazart is an auctioneer announcer or something that has to do with annoucing. His words per minute is crazy high!!!! However it does get hard to udnerstand when it gets too high.

[oohitslong]

That was awesome commentary, Klazart, that was incredible speed lol. Poor Bisu...and lol at the Chiken Curry haha

[slippingsloth]

god damn that was awesome wpm

[WorkshopGG]

Klazart OMG wpm imba

[kpg51876]

Chicken curry is delicious i bet you eat it up quick with yo fast mouth, i can only imagine.

[mnfchen]

if only klazart's apm was as fast as his words per minute in his commentary.

[mnfchen]

lol klazart, you knight

[fwing11]

lmao @ klazart's speed. he is the Twista of starcraft commentary

[alphiolio]

That apology was needed. Do not forget that Seo Ji-Soo is better than almost all non-korean players.

[iksueps]

lol. bisu's apm x 2 = klazart's wpm

[TheKingdomofErnor]

6:50 ROFL

[bimbim1610]

Beesuit <~ :) sounds funny anyways great commentaries

[TrunJun420]

Jesus Christ, Klazart...  What were you smoking to talk that fast?

[CLARKSONAsian]

hey klazart

CROTCH

[JohnnyChimpo577]

WOW, this is KLAZART!!

[JeremyJT]

Good god klazart, your wpm barrier broken! This instantly shoots into my top 5! Wow!

G.G.

[dkjh902]

Klaz has the best npm (nouns per minute)

[XxKeViNxX]

BEESUITT!!! :(

[Vyse0wnz]

this is on the short list of one of klazart's best commentaries. he adds so much excitement and tension to the game -- perfectly in line with all-or-nothing strategy the berserker terran went for

[NightmareRitual]

Bisu.... WTF?! I'm disappointed. :(

[LunarFaith]

Bisu is too greedy with his economy

[kobeaca]

KLAZARD IS THA SHIT. great commentary. keep up

[Smudge4C]

Why, Bisu, why would you fast expand followed by observers when there's every indication that Iris was doing a 2-factory push?

IMO, Bisu could beat Iris at least 8 times out of 10 playing relatively safely - so why does he insist on playing like this?

[ModeLTU]

Ok, I at 4:40 in this game atm, but I can't believe beesuit decided to FE against Iris..WHAT WAS HE THINKING

[TwasAZerg]

Its so scary that you could tell that it was words leaving his mouth at that speed

[adi11235]

Epic!

[doxiong]

And i thought that the korean commentaries were fast at talking!

they're nothing compared to klazartsc

[peteheery]

ROFL 6:52!! Nice work Klaz, hope Mrs Klazart continues to serve the chicken curry

[inkatha2000]

6:50 - 7:00 900 Cpm

[doxiong]

MORE LIKE 10,000 WPM = words per minute

[vasjaforutube1]

And what's the sense? This is not an auction :)

[Ardunafeth]

I really like Klazart's commentaries because of his humor. The wpm overdrive parts of the commentary don't make the commentaries better in my opinion (im gonna get so many thumbs down for saying this :P ).

[youevent]

just make an extra account for r rated starcraft vod's ^^

[VacuousTerminus]

SICK SICK SICK!!

[dancydance]

not only should you be able to say what you want in your own videos, you should also not have your fans getting on your case about a joke, i mean really.. why do they get their panties in a bunch all because you made a "x rated" joke or "adult" humor. if they were really upset they would simply stop watching you.

they wont though because you are a fantastic commentator so stick it to them! if only mrs klazart hadn't of held your sanity hostage with the chicken curry threats

[manuelschindler]

i hope mrs. klazart understands that sexually offense comments are hilarious and will still cook that chicken curry for you in the future even when you do that r-rated stuff again. :D

[Hydroc83]

is he a one trick pony? really?

[MartinRmoutil]

omfg

[bbm187]

hahahahahhaa oh god i love listening to you klazart. @6:48 you just go craaaaaazy

[Petric120]

GG Iris

[CoralMan24]

go bisu, great commentary Klaz

[joecrow24]

7:00 , WPM HOLY COW!

[alexiverson28]

wow klaz....200 WPM (words per minute)you re the man

[VeNm89]

Klaz, you have absolutely no reason to apologize about the comment that you made. This is the internet, not daytime television. Besides, it was absolutely hilarious. Hopefully more R-rated analogies to come!

PS: Bisu : (

Good game though.

[WhyMex69x]

Bisu shoulda just camped outside Iris base......it worked the 1st time.

[szheusshiku]

what's with all the upset victories here? first the dong, then the alien, and now the ninja??? I didn't expect those three to lose any matches frankly.

This is awesome!!!

[brittlebrit187]

Bisu stole my bild but i dont give him hell because unlike him i could win the OSL!!!!!

[Finlandzki]

***SPOILER***

I am fed up with seeing the Protoss getting destroyed left and right...

Whatever the cause (the players themselves? the maps?), it truly is a Dark Age of the Protoss.

And Bisu is now the only hope for all the Protoss for a Starleague title. Go Bisu! :)

[cdavistwo]

I'd have to agree with you on two counts: Iris owns (though it has to be said he's better at tvz); and good curry chicken is better than sex (though I'd have to say the best curry chicken isn't better than the best sex)

[justinharker]

dude the strapon thingy was awesome! you need a lot mome comments like that. haha.

[hamster4sale]

Great game, great commentary.

Was fully expecting you to say she had threatened to take sex away, as i couldn't at the time fathom any other ultimatum, but delicious home made chicken curry definitely qualifies. Good choice my friend.

[revenant101]

hahaha klazart love ya dude but geezus, crazzzzy at the end :)

[java0033]

definitely enjoyed reach v tossgirl comments! but thanks for apologizing, probably best to keep those kinda comments for rare occasions

[HwarangOfFaith]

LOLOL!!! so true. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

[Fireshaker1]

I seriously expected you to go JDFSLKAJFLDJFLKDASFA

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL­LLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maybe9not9then]

Klazart went nuclear at the end there.