Mount & Blade Warband AI can't take my castle!

[omgpotatos1]

Lol he fell down the ladder

[frostiesninja]

Whack-a-Sarranid

[amaster0118]

I was just gonna comment that but I saw ur comment and I was like damn

[flipinjackass]

This is like the budget version of the movie 300 right?

[Atheistcat2004]

lol "Whack-a-Mole" defense is effective.

[Leivve]

what did you do, stop the entire enemy assault on the kingdom near singlehandedly? how much renown did you get for that?

[koshymoshy]

@Leivve 150 and it was my own kingdom and i was at war with everyone, siege all day long :p

[rambiel]

and use ctrl+alt+f4 then it will kill every enemy troop

[camikazus]

Gimgli



[MrRANDOMZ333]

@camikazus do you mean Gimli from lord of the rings like from the battle for helms deep

[MadGeneral]

Whack a mole: fightband.

[stubesitze]

it looks so funny xDDDD

[cd0627]

lolz

[cd0627]

lol



[Kalkazaar]

Siege battles in this game are pretty ridacelous, i wish they added atleast 3 ladders or something.

[shiningadomia]

This is what they used to do before "Whack-A-Mole" was invented

[GuitarFreakCroatia]

HammerFall anyone? ;)



[bombadola12345]

its the carnival wack a mole game ;D

[OgorekStudio]

every day im hammerin'

[Cabron139]

After a while all I heard was "bump!" and "aaeyea!"

[djougachvilli]

Do you cheat your companions? That's impossible because they make only one shoot! For your companions, it's a rabbit-shoot^^

[Shadowfirex500]

Dude that's awesome!!!!!!

[TheSkyshift]

at 2:41 it gets crazy

[VoltairBear]

Can any1 please help me. While playing games I hit F3 for example and it just changes my lighting instead of doing the in-game command. How do I fix this???

[mrcereal16]

I LOVE this game but i only have the demo, so i cant get very far in life.

[THEGODEMPEROR50]

he look like gimly from lord of the ring lol

[HixalorianHicks]

Rolf needs more int

[MrSnglenn]

a.i. its sole purpose is to make us feel good about ourselves

[MrSnglenn]

SPAARTANS!!! GET READY TO STUMP THE JARD''

[KillrB329]

fighting Khergits in an open field is way harder xD

[erni1321321]

more harder they are more harder they fall

[MrIigle]

3 words... FUS RO DAH!

[ThatRomanDude]

I'll take your castle big boy...

[ihasyosandwitch]

noob :P

[AdolfHitlerGaming]

This is such an awesome frey,

Smashing people all da way.

[Commander783]

You can be happy that they only were Sarranid noobs, lol

[FORGQTTEN]

Gimli would be proud.

[Alexander99602]

name of hamer?

[craziii3]

this is awesome :P

[legioXequestriis]

break the ladder....or switch to crossbow. Don't have game but...makes sense

[Wienerschnitzelchen]

@legioXequestriis Crossbows are really slow in warband and won't break through shields easily. Bows are faster but completely useless against shields. Also, you can only carry about 130 arrows (or 70 - 80 bolts) at best, assuming you have no melee weapon at all. On normal or hard settings this vid would be impossible anyway, as around 500 AI archers would be bombarding him from the ground (it's not an easy game as such).

[Wienerschnitzelchen]

@legioXequestriis Also, you can't break the ladders in warband.

[Jafsh1]

2: 32 in the morning dowloading warband 20 mins left

[shrap8]

gay... he's playing on the easiest settings and holding one choke point whats the point of this..

[supercool918]

I REALLY WANT TO USE UNRELENTING FORCE ON THEM RIGHT NOW!!

[basmalord3252]

FIRE AT WILL ROLF! *rolf throws mace*

[Asitist]

just another day at work

[AlanNguyen70]

wow :)) stupid AI lol

[Bajro97]

You need to enable cheats so you can use them...

CTRL+X (in inventory) +1000 gold

CTRL+X (in Character) +1000 EXP

CTRL+ Left Mouse Button .. teleport

CTRL+H health 100%

CTRL+CAPSLOCK+H horse health 100%

CTRL+F4 kill an enemy

CTRL+F5 IA controlls you

[rebelgr7]

whatcastle is that?

[Drakeuzumaki9]

i use a claymore or what counts as a claymore you get more dead poeple that way

[kongfu100]

if they have some good archers...you would fall quite soon :P

[Sidakamikadze]

are u a rodok?

[Aaronsicotte]

like wack a mole only boring

[Xarieq]

Warhammer makes bitches cry

[DABIGGERBIL]

IMA GONA HIT YOU IN DA HED WIT MA SLEDGE HAMMA!

[MultiBagby]

this kids doing alot of wat i did ive just finished captureing the whole empire of the sarrinad sultinate people but it took a while but now all they are doing is raiding my villages cuzthey havent got enough lords and men to take an hold one of may castles

[TBONE36513]

if only he had a grenade =/

[TheMegaPat]

War machine :D

[HunterWarx]

why not just throw their ladder down xD (ik you cant lol) then keep throwing it down :D

[HunterWarx]

use " CTRL + H " for full health ! use " CTRL + X " in inventory screen for 1000 money ! and use " CTRL + X " in character screen for 1000 xp !

[koshymoshy]

@HunterWarx That only works if you have cheats enabled.

[Zackariaize]

@koshymoshy yes :) have cheats enabled to warband and mount and blade and mount and blade with fire and sword

[HustlerMitch]

@koshymoshy wat hammer r u using?

[RickmanSlickman]

@HunterWarx

Cheats are so gey. Why even play the game? Thank god skyrim removed the copy cheat. If you play a game, play the damn thing for the exp, dont just ctrl-x. Its called learning skills. If you cant beat a game without cheats, chances are you'll suck at life to.

[macieknalepa5000]

@HunterWarx and CTRL + F4 for died all mies and CTRL + X for my army this + warrior (im from poland)

[rovernic46]

@HunterWarx The best cheat is alt x. Try it

Don't cheat mate

[Praylak]

That was pretty cool

[jonnacdo]

That guy getting shot at 2:32 might be the most epic thing I've seen in Mount and Blade so far lol

[KingHarlaus1]

What faction are you

[koshymoshy]

@superlegolover1234 i died 2 times in that defence.. aslong as you have a "medic" champion you can die a few times and get your health back, aslong as some of your units are still alive.

[Zackariaize]

@koshymoshy you can kill use Ctrl+F4

[killer21334]

This is the one thing that pissed me off in Mount and Blade Warband

the seige battles were horrible, the attacking force all going up a single"ladder" into the giant group of deffenders on walls, the trebuche idly standing in the background as a decoration , the battle being almost incomprihancable as the two armies fought eachother in what looked like a two way meat grinder, and being stuck in the middle would mean certain death, really the game was great but the seige mechinics were awfull

[darkseven1231]

pffffft pedo bear is a better sieger.....

[mimipurple1]

And armore??



[mimipurple1]

Where do you get that hammer?

[tombolarage]

Stop... Hammer Time!

[koshymoshy]

@superlegolover1234 I was smashing people the entire day, then i took an arrow in the knee.

[NonsenseFabricator]

@koshymoshy Man... a game with M&B's mechanics and Skyrim's amount of content would be incredible.

[Konicava]

@koshymoshy Nope, I used to smash people the entire day, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Danil4890]

same fuck that i always look

[JDFS22]

Not the smartest AI I've seen lol...

[AGearsPlayer]

LOL ITS LIKE WHACK-A-MOLE EXCEPT MORE FUN

[nostradamus1915]

they should add like 8-12 stairs + 1-3 siege towers per siege.

[jwul28]

oh and what mod is this?

[jwul28]

lol yeah... The AI's stupidness is probably the only major problem of this game. A better AI, and maybe couples of new elements to make the combats and battle more diversified, and it would be the ultimate shit.

[Roflmaoistable]

How much renown you just gained??

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

sarranid get a taste of their own medicine =P

[superplayer736]

they dont have bow? stupid

[wondrer11]

i used to smash peoples heads with a giant hammer but then i took 1500 arrows to the knee

[lonewolf78945]

AI: Haha u cant hurt me i gotz a shield!

*Smash* fk my shield!

[JackSamuelMusic]

i like the archers best

[lordaxel1997]

0:08

look at the big group of soldiers one gets flinged out xD

[JereDrpic]

You shall not pass!!! xD

[bigbigdogbig]

ITS HAMMER TIME!!!!!

[Boneparte09]

6 seconds in and im already laughing xD

[Smileyface64kl]

this must get boring after a while

[tigerscar56]

how much levels did u gain?

[doopthedude]

I used to be a Sarranid soldier, then I got HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A FUCKING HAMMER

[EmirAssassin]

4:07 one com..

oh no two comb

no no no three

no no no five

holy sh0t eight !

no not eight eleven

stop killing them you son of a ı cant count them

PC says xDD

[pisquilah]

WHAT IS THE MATTER, MY BOTS DONT INTERACT WITH ANYTHING IN THE SCENARY, THEY DONT CRUSH THE GATES, DONT RAISE UP LADDERS... HELP ME PLEASE!

[Masqurade100]

Whack a sarranind new game!Wack a mole is so old

[ragdoll485]

Are playing on easy? in normal mode the AI would block the blow.... Unless if you have the

"can crush through blocks" on your weapon

[Orcling]

@ragdoll485 its a fucking steel warhammer. You can't block it.

[ragdoll485]

@Orcling

Did you even read my fucking comment before trying to reply?

[garthrs]

LOL! I bet you got mad xp for this...

[nairi555]

fuckin mamelucs !

[TehShinegami]

the guy like : GTFO MAH WALLS ! -hits with banhammer-

[TheSigtyr1]

stupid sarrind....

[legokid5872]

If they had archerz then there would beva problem

[McShoelin]

I have a Rolf companion too :D:D:D:D

[DrukenDriverCrazy]

Its the... BAN HAMMER!

[jacksta246]

If they had archers they would shoot the crap out of you lol

[Kashudim]

Why not just drop a HUUUGE boulder on top of them? or boiling oil or something.... is there Huuuge boulders in this game? or oil?

[niksarass]

YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAASSSSS !!!!!!!!

[123warvan]

@niksarass U SHALL NOT PASSSS!!!!! THIS IS SPARRTTTAAA!!!! it would be funny if sultan hakim came and kick him in the BALLS

[MrGuitaraddict1]

Couldn't you simply break the ladder?!

[sesshomaru2005]

this is a game called mount and blade: whack a sarrani XD

[TheGus619]

Dude what mod is this??? PLEASE

[PhenomenalHeadShot]

Thank god they only had one ladder.

[ericvirgo]

Oh come on with that 3rd person bullshit. Get in first person. get in there, don't just stand around controlling what that little character is doing. Be the character. GET IN THERE!

[seduress]

10 people has never played whack a mole



[XXXMusicXXXMeXXX]

@seduress funniest comment on anyvideo in a long time xD xD

[Darkis34]

Is the hammer part of a mod?

[thewamvan]

what castle was that O.o

[Mahthan]

the ants come marching one by one lol

[Helio5436]

GET THE FUCKING AWAY FROM MY CASTLE!!!!!

[Probeshorts]

Every time he hit one on the head I went "Boing!"

Anyone with me?

[QuantosSantos]

@Probeshorts everytime he smashed one head i went laughing

i am a sadist....

[SirDakkalot]

This explains why the Sarranids always get their asses kicked in my game.

[monkeyoncrackftw]

you dont need heaps of men to win a war... just need a fucking brute with a war hammer and a narrow gap =P

[noraku80]

which castle is it?

[raivideod]

whats the wepon?

[sage495]

5:00 mario time

[sage495]

mario time

[Amnamnimnus]

You need to remake this with a Ganon die count

[nemtastic]

whackamole

[Petey90]

This game's AI is so crap. You can take over a castle by yourself with a high enough archery level. XD

[Mahthan]

king of the hill!

[phaselotus]

yeah...try normal next time that mamluk should of ended you

[bnv016]

LOVE IT...... YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Axeface1]

YAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!­!! UUURRRRRRRRRRRGGHGHHHH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[santiosjf0]

If it was in Multiplayer, u'll get some arrows on your face

[PenguinPrs]

My favorite part was when he hit them with the hammer.

[InferiorBaton]

Giving them the BANHAMMER!

[micah9639]

Keep trying guys maybe something good will happen if you keep throwing bodies at them

[MADMOOSE26]

its just like playing ultimate wack-a-mole

[crazylegoclonewars]

That's a lot of enemies

[crazylegoclonewars]

Lol

[Markio123123]

LMAO why does this remind me of something monty python would do lol

[MrFraserFilms2009]

I did this to take over a city.

It was like they were lining up just to be hit on the head.

[MrRbn61]

rolf sucks

[apaculus666]

AI sucks....I would have shot you with 3 arrows

[nuttyriversRules]

@flyhighfilms how do you make your guys attack specific enemies??? they just shoot randomly at enemies i thought not at specifics

[megasuperhypershadow]

ddude if your AI enemies had archers you would die

[bairdbrothers101]

rolf makes me ROFL

[ThaGoodestFella]

Just looking at all them bunched up makes me want to throw a grenade in there and watch them evaporate.

[wolffe93]

which castle is that?

[MrStufferino]

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[8000cheese]

moshpit!!!!

[Vladinski13GPlay]

bang...bang.... BANG .....ahh

[Ptdtch]

too bad, they dont have a pike

[roronun]

XD i do the same! but i haven' t a warhammer

[Snorlax891]

EL KABONG!!

[noraku80]

which castle is it

[10arron]

how you get your own castle??

[CraftableMuffin]

@10arron you have to capture while not in a faction to make your own kingdom but make sure you have a huge amount of right to rule when doing this or all the other factions will declare war on you and your faction will be tiny the best thing to do is just become marshal of a faction by getting lots of honour and renown but keeping your controversy low then you will be marshal after day 300 if your doing it and also that warhammer has been tweaked as it does not go through blocks all the time

[Z0MB1E165]

why does this remind me of mario...

[Rayden440]

lol the same thing happened to me, but i was standing there with the big 2h ax and chopped away at people on the ladder. Man, now i want to go back and play mount and blade

[4121601]

i wonder what would hurt more..the hit of the warhammer or the fall back down the ladder.....

[ESFAndy011]

Let's play "Whack-a-Sarranid"!

[carrigallen98]

if the opponent had any archers, then i think you may have died quickly.

[Ramrothc]

all i have to say is BONK!!!

[patton395]

Gimli: 21, 22, 23, 24