Jan Terri - Just need your lunch

[JoshJamesification]

filmed with my dick

[gordongate]

if this song was my dog, i'd shoot the fucker with a law rocket.

[TheStickynoodle]

i dont wanna lose your lunch tonight....youre the only lunch that matters!!! ♪

[waazzaazzee]

Drunken Trustme

[ritesh193]

This is a parallel universe video.....isn't it??

[chistophersaylor]

In spite of all the hate, this is a pretty solid song. The instrumentation and melody are actually pretty damn good. The theme of the song has its heart in the right place but those lyrics (aside from the chorus) are atrocious. Oh well I guess that's what makes this song special.

[RotaryPoweredRX]

@chistophersaylor this is one of the most horrible songs ive ever heard, there is nothing positive i can say about this other than the fact its hilarious, as in hilariously bad.

[mightyluv]

"The heart is open like an open book, and yours is closed..."

[Popteart]

thaaanks, i have a headache and saw this on the side and read the title and laughed so hard it hurt me worse.

[JeffroTV]

The cameraman was drunk. Or the camera was trying to get away from her.

[Jedinerf]

the thing is, whe's got a nice voice, and the song is good.

[Ice03333]

Sir Duncan Trussell

[harris0n35]

she looks like a crossover from Ms Piggy and Jabba the Hut

[chasingpaganini]

What if, after humanity has died off, aliens visit the earth and they find this?

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

@chasingpaganini That, Twilight, Jersey Shore, Justin Bieber, YouTube comments, the guests on Jerry Springer, and everything else that would probably lead to aliens saying that there's no evidence of intelligent life on Earth.

[houseoffout]

Jan Terri forever!!!!!

[ScrubbedOutPimp]

:51 Jan Terri in pleather.... Fap Fap Fap

[queenstarsha]

How much she pay him to let her touch him?

[SUPERspark64ify]

You can't make the decision to lose someone. Her line "losing you would be the hardest thing to do" implies that she is making the choice to lose someone. Or, perhaps i'm just interpreting the line incorrectly.

[v8cool1]

Fat chick wearing leather screwing a skinny mustachio with a mullet, and she's worried about loosing him ?? These two later appeared on Jerry Springer that day.

[phillashio]

they say the camera adds 115 lbs.

[mariashaki89]

@phillashio How many cameras are on her?!!

[yawsrko]

"goin' awounnnnd in ciwwwwclesss"

[demo2382]

That belt sure brings out the size of her titties.

[ravenstone4]

7 people didnt get their lunch

[ZX2ManDave]

Ok, i would just as soon break into a petting zoo and have sex with a sheep before i would even shake hands with her.

[GiannisKJ19]

I'm gonna throw up !! UGHHHHHHHHHHH ....

[DerekAKimbro]

1:47: No parking, faggot.

[jwquick]

This guy she is obessing over has no regard to public safety nor clearly marked street signs, he ran a stop sign, parked in a no parking space, whats next? Ripping the Tag's off mattresses? He is clearly out of control, Jan needs to re-think if this is the right man for her.

[yomie100]

@jwquick "ripping the tags off mattresses".....LoL, you crack me up! :o)

[Jtrip2133]

@jwquick Lmfa OFF >.< ...xD

[jwquick]

i have a hard time imagining that she actually has a vagina, but its easy for me to image her taking a huge shit for some reason.

[dunno414]

@jwquick lmfao 

[justdrop]

@jwquick You won the internet. I laughed until I choked on my saliva.

[FrankyJFuckwit]

urgghh its like the frankenstein monster and ms piggys tone deaf "love" child

[TheAlphafly]

1:52 She doesn't even know where she is

2:00 She salutes no one.

[nekrogoblinkon]

@TheAlphafly lmao

[TheAlphafly]

1:46

Lol there is written NO PARKING!

What a rebel!

:-D

[BlackSabbathSlayer]

This is my favorite song! I wanna give her my love ;) <3

[KissJuliet]

2:33 the freaking camera didn't want to zoom in.. it was fighting against the zoom. She's like a mad clown!

[vincevega0]

She is singing about a KFC bucket.

[Lepiotaphage]

But you weren't tellin' the truth...you were tellin' lliiiiiiiiiiieess.

[meyiyiyi55]

shes hot!

[panayiotis210]

the music and musical instruments in this song are really good but the singer is shit. i think that they should get an other singer for this song

[BlackWolf4830]

I feel bad for this woman. Clearly, singing is not her thing.. but she did show some talent with a guitar. It's nice to see that she actually found something she was good at

[Swearingisgood]

@BlackWolf4830 Dude. She was just holding a back-tracked guitar.

[BudhaBluffa]

2:02 what a nice superstar waving at her adoring fans

[EricLynchSucks]

ts ts Afta seeing her I almost like lost my lunch or somethin ts ts

[vanhouten64]

I think this is Jan's best song - which is not saying much.

[cheerfulhamster]

This ain't half bad. Way over half bad.

[JohnRambo]

This guy sings great!

[LifeintheformofSean]

Wow - she got the "Ain't" factor...

[mechavoom]

ha, it really does sound like she's saying "just need your lunch"

[TrailerParkmen]

@mechavoom the title say No but his face say yes ;P

"i dont want to loooose weight, just need your lunch"

[mechavoom]

@TrailerParkmen hahaha!

[LetterKillethProject]

pwahahahahahah I'll get a heart attack haahahah

[jstohler]

Going wound in circlesssssss...

[fackinsaxy]

someone help, i cant stop getting an erection

[Elzbellz28]

man her BF is so bad ass, did u see how he ran that stop sign

[fackinsaxy]

@Elzbellz28 and parked in the no parking zone holy shit!

[artemis1490]

she does not ryhme a single verse in the song... AND SHE RAN A STOP SIGN!

[guestinformant9]

Aw man....I was hoping this would be some kinda combination of Jan Terri & the Dead Boy's "I Need Lunch"....but instead it's just the same "I Don't Wanna Lose You Tonight" video. Eh, I guess I can't complain. This video is just too good.

[chasingpaganini]

'We were like a mewwy-go-wound, gowin awound in circwes!'

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@chasingpaganini LMFAO!!! XD

[CrakaJaKs]

i want to give her the dirtiest creampie ever

[cheeesefunnel]

she should make a music video about dancing and farting naked while using a hoola hoop

[carl7ritchie]

I love rewatching this video. I keep on flashbacking to the 90s.

[schpleeb]

where were you when you first heard jan terri's losing you? I know I'll never forget

[rredhawk]

The song itself is actually very good, but she should stick to writing & let somebody else do the singing.

[RReviews]

@rredhawk "We were like a merry-go-round, going around in CIRCLESS"

Yeah, genius.

[fattymeats]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­!!!

[beherit15]

shes near some water pipe or something

[Fighting31st]

This song makes me want to kill small furry animals in large quantities.

[mickpriestley]

did actually anybody buy this album?! lol

[Uncle18Lenny]

Watch 1:58 she is just like a frog xD

[jmccann11111]

Jan terry is an artist of the grotesque. Her dancing segments in particular. I've never seen such pathos and lack of rhythm jammed together so forcefully.

[Upgaminginfo]

this needs some auto tune and then it will sound better

[gggayedlazar]

E.I.P (EAT IN PEACE) LOL

[soulcalibur22]

HAHAHAHHA you are a monster. can i have your autograph

[oralgoat69]

RIP janny

[DonnieBrownIII]

Jan Terri is very much alive! It was an internet rumor.

[SkInHoUnD]

RIP Jan Terri

[Lizzyborden1]

Who exactly is Jan and Mr. Arm Candy waiving at (@ 2 mins)....also kudos to Jan for rockin' the gunt in the leathers...nicely done Ms. Terri!

[MrOdyman]

I thought she didn't want to loose him tonight.. SHE was the one who got on a plane

[BabyBop2202]

omg thats exactly wut i said!

[snustin44]

It's complicated, okay? lol j/k

[hesatool]

Director: That's it, Jan. Make love to the camera.

[soulcalibur22]

Director "Thats it jan dont eat the boom-mic "

[Hovenaut]

I didn't know Sam Kinison had a sister.

[soulcalibur22]

hahaha i didn't know Dick Chenny had a personal hooker ... that knew another fat hooker that sang... that knew another HORRIBLE SINGER NAMED JAN TERI

[Laviathan64]

just vomited a little bit. yep

[TheDucksAreWatching]

somewhere out there somehow this is someones favorite song

[snustin44]

I"m right hurr! lol

[TheDucksAreWatching]

seroius? LMMFAO!

[woahbabyitskatie]

@TheDucksAreWatching and that someone is me

[TheDucksAreWatching]

@woahbabyitskatie OMG you are... AMAZING :D i knew there was someone!

[brunthroath6912]

@TheDucksAreWatching LMFAO!!

[xzaraxnirvanax]

@TheDucksAreWatching You found me

[KE5HOB]

@TheDucksAreWatching That someone would be me.

[cheeesefunnel]

@TheDucksAreWatching

yea,the guy who she paid to make the video

[RickLectums]

@TheDucksAreWatching probably a large woman in nebraska or iowa roughly age 54 who enjoys watching EWTN and considers a "girls night out" knitting sweaters and scrapbooking with 2 friends.

[TheDucksAreWatching]

@RickLectums HAHAHHAHA THAts hella funny niiccceee (thubs up)

[gareth7blogs]

@TheDucksAreWatching

how is this NOT your favorite song

[RFB480]

@TheDucksAreWatching No...it's not.

[zabukazar]

@TheDucksAreWatching Yeah but I'm sure glad that it's not me!

[cowproduct]

@TheDucksAreWatching - It's actually one of my favorites. I want my fiance to walk down the isle to it. True story.

[yoda2031]

@TheDucksAreWatching like a kind of rule-34 for music? perhaps a rule 3:4? ohhhhhhh lame pun award!

[Alilrebelchick]

@TheDucksAreWatching No, please don't say that! I have lost my faith in humanity just seeing this once!

[poeticjournalism]

@TheDucksAreWatching ...GUUUIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLTTTYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[YoungMommy14]

@TheDucksAreWatching Guilty as Charged! I'm a  Jan Terri Fanatic! And this is indeed my favourite song!

[amosthree]

@TheDucksAreWatching

It's probably Jan Terri's favorite song.

[JalicexHart]

Wow..

What the bloody hell?

Is she serious?

[bugpickel1]

her videos sure are literal

[YOUIHATE420]

womanbearpig ?

[weert555]

lmao

south park manbearpig

[wabuchik]

how much did he got paid for riding her on the motorcycle?? LOL

[boon4376]

We were like a merry go round, going round in CIIIRRRCCLLEESS!

[ChaosStreams]

My heart is open like an open book, and yourrrrrsssssss is closed

[laurentdelyon]

2:33 the cameraman is out of control...where am I goiing out of this fuckin' clip

[MrEdTheZebra]

Ah, the windy city. How I miss it. Jan , you need to lay off the pop & pizza puffs, a diet like that could ruin yor voice.

[Ponchos4u]

what voice? she cant sing.

[NicoleTangerine]

ROOOFL. When Jan & her ugly boyfriend were waving ahead of them, you can clearly see (when the camera turns) that there was no one there. :D

[timeclock4000]

well god didnt bless her witha voice, but he did give her looks.

[frownwhenhappy]

If looks could kill, Id be dead right now.

[BoochMarie0816]

I think they should add this video at the Chicago Tourist building. I believe it would do wonders for the city.

[DripDropRecords]

WOW AT 2:02 SHE STARTS WAViNG AT HER FAKE FANS. AND THiNG iS SHE'S WAViNG BEFORE SHE LOOKS LMAO.

[Crbrsrox05519]

Yeah what is up with that? lol This video is so strange. There is no plot to it at all. I don't understand what is happening in it haha

[hashpiper87]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Need you lunch!! You're one of the few who's captured what she's actually singin' about!

[66niteowl]

hahahaha!! thats really funny dude

[reglcon1234]

just need your lunch lmao

[soulcalibur22]

HAHHAAHAHAHA

[HowDaddyIsDoing]

hahahahahahaha! Just Need Your LUNCH! hahahahahaha!

[serialhag76]

Yay! I'm viewer #420!!!!

[harhainen]

OMG!OMG!OMG! You´re the man!

[VjNoLife]

2'14 = What a criminal! The mullet biker didnt made his stop !

1'46 = The Mullet guy parked his bike on a no parking zone , hooooooooo...