Change one thing about yourself?

[IAmYourSubscriber9]

i would change of being shy to being more outgoing

[majewskproductions]

be stronger and more athletic

[drafter666]

be skinny in megan fox's bed

[xOnagaSNiP3S]

i would want to change the way my hair is but im happy with myself so w.e

[Zdravevski2000]

Be more easy around others and less self consience

[oLiLjakEo]

Wow people r bad at life every 1 dick Is

Small hahaha but I would like 2 have a fucking gears 1 disk that wasint snaped in half but this was after I thru it out my window and then stamped on it then leened it up against a wall 2 footed it an snaped it then try to set fire to it all of a guy called smooth x mooth. Who didn't just make me brake my disk also made fears my scull punch his t v and brake it .

[ascough13]

lol

[TrueHun7er]

Wow nobody's actually answering this question propperly, yes the dick comments we're funny the 1st and maybe 2nd time...

If i could change one thing, It would be to care more about people, I do honestly see myself as a little inconsiderate.

[olikeblindfireo]

i want my dick to be bigger because its to small LOL JK ROFL LMFAO

[TWchronic]

yo i would say i want my dick to be bigger but my dicks already bigger.

im serious....

[XxChAiNsAwXkInGxX]

I want my dick to be bigger but its already bigger LOL

[oCoOnZzBeAsTo]

I want my dick to be a little smaller its so big that everyone notices it when im wearing jeans!!!! its crazy!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha jk but serously if I could change one thing it would have to be travelling more.

[THATAIRMAXKID]

hah trooper is funny as shit ..

I WANT MY MY DICK TO BE BIGGUHHH

[ryanisURGENT]

yo i want my dick to be bigguh, but its already big, ya dig.

[my24939]

Don't give up so easily. Also I want my dick to be bigger.

[yokida]

yo i want my dick to be bigger but its already bigger.

i loled hard.

[xSoWxShadow]

i have a lot of food allergies. I wish those would burn in hell.

[x3GxReMiX]

i just wanna be normal..

[SoufEastSide]

Im Perfect

[x3GxReMiX]

lucky lol

[JIakez]

I'd want to get rid of my high voice and have my balls drop. I'm a wee wittle 15 year old and I'm 4'4

L0l.

[Jason12356]

holy fucking shit damn sux to be u

[x3GxReMiX]

is your name andrew?

[Thyme000]

To be shorter =( being tall sucks im 6"8

[ItstheWaveTV]

I like being 6'5, its the perfect tall....6'8 is really tall though hahaha

[MnMsUYA]

lol i watched 1st 30 seconds and i was gunna say my dick to b bigger but he already established that.

[llamadude99]

i would like to be taller cuz im only like 5'4 or 5'5 and im 14. ive got a build for my age but i want height to compliment it.

[warcraftloverboy14]

to be richer or my dick to be a little bigger either one.

[xxTRiCKS7ARxx]

i would make my dick smaller :) LMFAO

[ToxsickEntertainment]

more confidence, wish i could not get nervous. imaginel life with no fears but still knowing whats too much?

[IRAiiNx]

i would wish for this fuckin spot of hair on my left side of the face to stop going up like a bitch...

or a bigger dick which i already have

lol

[123POOPCRAP123]

i wish my vagina wasnt so loose from all the guys that screw me in it..

[XxAlfonz0xX]

I HATE MY CURLY HAIR! Lol

Or a bigger dick...or both...ya know what! I wish i could Fly!!!!!!

[UEGUnequaled]

more confidence with the ladies/not being awkward

[MilFluVR16]

i wish i could lick my elbow

[JaZzYSkIlLz94]

I don't think its puberty, but I sweat abnormally too much when I'm at gigs or parties n shit, and my mates are slightly drippin and I look like I've just come out of the shower. I'm not overweight or obese either :S

[xxronnievxx417]

hahah i thought that was funny. id want to be more outgoing

[gaza2438]

more confidence

or a bigger dick

that would be a confidence booster too though

:P

[P3ANxGR33N]

i wish i had the power to wiggle my finger and get whatever i want =)

[Top5Weekly]

i want to grow 4 inches taller.

[GiggityGiggity247]

i would want to be about 6 inches taller...oh yeah and better skills with a tourque bow

[xGOOCHo]

a different sized dick - mine is too big :p

[HONDAaSIf]

I wanna be bigger... a brick shithouse

[xSpid3rx]

lol "unless you go to hell THERES NO ESCAPE!"

[metalbox85]

i would want my dick to be bigger lol jk its huge already but in seriousness i would want to change the way my mind thinks

[Jordunnn]

You don't look sharp, you look like your trying too hard to look good. Now it's time for your witty response to this, can't wait.

[th3vanilagorila]

i want my xbox backk

[xk3v1nx0]

i wanna be black =)

[mynameisvin]

i would like to change my friends, they r assholes

[burtonboard44]

i want my vagina to be tighter

[GoWGods]

i want that too ;)

[th3vanilagorila]

i think every guy would like that.

[INFEKTION14]

Be Russian LOL

[FujiMt406]

i would change my friends morbid obesity WIGGITY WEEEEEEEEEEE

friend is adamdiz on xbox live please messege him calling him a fatty.

[Slewyy]

Hmmmmm i dont want to change any thing about me i like myself like i am

[MrDisparity]

Skin condition gone, fuck having pale red skin.

[Ultima22]

I would change my extreme love of video games to extreme love of exercise.

AND THAT IS THE TRUTH.

[F3Channel]

i would like to be MLG PRO

[IlxVeNoMxIl]

i'd like to not care about girl's feelings so much, im way too nice.

[xZAPRiDER20x]

I wish I didn't have the luck of always get screwed over by girls, I've been played too many times.

[Zoidbergandyou]

I want big teeth to bit my eneimys

[evanrules35]

ask yourself the same questio idiot

[qwerterance]

i would have to change my temper its so short

its not funny i get angry at everything yesterday i was shouting at my bag because the zip wouldnt fasten wtf

[AfriedW31n3r]

live to be 1000 years old and not be on any medical help.

[kennnzr]

LOL @ YOUR VOICE DURING THE DICK PART

[AILIElK]

To have 20/20 vision i hate contacts/glasses

[frosty474]

SAAAAAAMEEEEE

contacts arent that bad compared to glasses !!

[iMALWZLEGiT]

i want to not care about girls' feelings

[oWHiTTSo]

i want my dick to be bigger but its already bigger

[BrenBawks]

u want my dick 2 be HUGE

[explosivepudding]

I WANT A COOKIE

[sugarplumhellspawn]

More confidence.

Oh and not to get a year long tan that makes me look like an asian

[badbot999]

i would love to change the feeling of myself that want's to fuck your brain's out 24/7 call me for phone sex tyler love you baby.

[yutube247]

i wish i could eat, but not gain all the weight

[pANTHEXq]

Hmm I think i would like to be ginger

[xFaZeDx]

I wish i was less strong ^^

coz im a StoneColdStunaaa

ken yersel x

[EoinTheInsomniac]

I wish I didn't have such a hangover now :(

Nah but seriously , more confidence maybe?

:/

[TheReaLScOp3]

uh idk dude, i would change how mad i get at some people.

[xSwiissSkiillz]

Whats wrong with your hair?

[xTcOxHyPeRx]

My mood swings.

[LilGod123]

ok addcolors.... i wuld like to be a porn star!!! jkjkjkjk maybe like a hollywood director or sumthing idk

[AddColors]

Man I wanna work for NASA, but they wont let me because my dicks already bigger, it blocks out the sun.

[mlgpCourage]

lawl

[YoUnGxGuNx]

I want my dick to get bigger because its really small and ild like to stop my bellend filling with smegma all the time!

[danclarke21]

I would change the ability to stop saying something and not doing it the next.

[xSHINYSNIPE]

Just 1 thing? I wannabe a fucking body builder.

[DiiMES7AR]

straighter growing hair

[iWouLDBeAnTiEviL]

I agree.

[LuckyDuckyFilm]

Yo i want my dick to be bigger. but yo my dicks already bigger

[2v4m]

Yo I want my dick to be bigger!

Just kidding!

Seriously though I wanna not procrastinate so much >.>

[MMFNKILLA15]

i would make my dick smaller cause steppin on it

[TheDarkrider2403]

stop being so cold...

[PlottingMadness]

lmfao, Yo, I want my dick to be bigger, or Yo i want my dick to be bigga, but my dick is alrdy bigga. lmfao you are the funniest man alive... dam dude, but um if i had to change anything myself it would have to change , nothing, i like the way i am , fortunately hehe.

[MrCheeeeeeeeeez]

I would make more sexy... oh wait I am already the sexiest person on the earth. Even more sexy than Megan Fox : )

[QuackyDuckyNRG]

haha photos please then ;)

[MrCheeeeeeeeeez]

lol just view my videos clown

[ShadyBeagle]

Yo I want my dick to be bigger. But yo my dicks already bigger.

[MrCheeeeeeeeeez]

u never got laid

[GeneralHitman2014]

people to stop thinking im a pot head i mean honistly one of my teachers calls me dopey and im fucking 14

[TheUnrealProductions]

Not as Shy

[fsfrontside]

I would change my gender

from male to female

[ZeDOMiiiNATOR77]

wish i coul see into the future so i could go to the race tracks and get rich as ****

[SxPxIxDxAxMx4xN]

I would want gay guys NOT to hit on me. It happens too much. Then they get my number. o_O

[xBudRaDx]

I want my balls to be bigger but they are already bigger.

[Kill3rxIns7inctz]

im way 2 tall 6'5

and im only 16

[Boxerman2142]

YEHA RIT KID!!!!! IM 14 AND ONLT 5'9!!

[xSpid3rx]

I wish i didnt hate my life, honestly, i want to watch the world burn. I cause probelms between my friends, i have GF's from different areas/schools. its really fucked up, i always tell them to meet me somewere and then i just set them up to fight and walk away. ROFLL.

I want a cookie :D

[IBEXEvaNZz]

I Would change my height because I'm  5'1" and i would like to be 5'5"

[xSpid3rx]

im 5'6" :]]

[RiddleboxBoii]

i wish i could change that i have no $

[RyanIsCanadian]

Im fat... you can figure the rest :)

[mosscreek7244]

I want my dick to be bigger but its already bigger.

[IxXrKxGODLY]

lol

[aryanszcz]

i want to change my arms..lol its boney...its like im a T-rex i have a big body but lil arms....O AND I WOULD LIKE FOR MY DICK TO GET SMALLER BECAUSE ITS TO BIG FOR THE HOES

[hmeeks16]

a deeper voice! 14 and still high

[IIHELLBENTII]

OMFG, LOL

i would want to change my emotions i get from thinking about the girls i go out with. i get too connected and its crazy. I also would like MA DICK TO BE BIGGA! LOL, tyler, you are the MAN

[xSpid3rx]

II H3LLBENT II? lol-

xI RUTHL3SS Ix

[freaky7000]

i wish i wasnt fat

[NigNogNation]

Really i want to change my luck. Im so unlucky its not even funny.

[llamadude99]

that always changes later on

[NigNogNation]

I hope so

[etniehardy17]

a little smaller im tall for my age

[ITSmeABOODY]

i would change my height

[TheBassicBassist]

maybe correct my hatred for people...but then again its kinda nice

[xpitbulldogg101]

do u go to job interviews with the mohawk up?

[shadowwolffallout]

change the way i act so my dumbass friend would stop being a dick 24/7

[eastersend]

to be happy : /

[parcour101]

Become a more happier person

[Tommat194]

I would make my dedication towards scool work and important stuff like that..... More O.o.

[sumofan888]

i would change sucking at gears of war 2

[parcour101]

LOL

[MilFluVR16]

ya dont suck ppl are just good at chainsawing and sticking grenades onto walls.

[xxWAFFLEPWNZxx]

Less shy ._.

[mariners67]

less shy so i an bag more n more girls

[mariners67]

my body get brolic like i used to be i used to be sooooo brolic

[gearsgamer1]

hahah u are lookin sharp man....i want my teeth to be changed

[BpSxBLacKouT]

I would proberly change my confidence, i don't have much self esteem, and also i'd change my weight, in the space of 10 months i grew 11 inches and my weight didn't catch up in time =P but i'll soon fill out again, i hope =)

[ViZioNzXx]

LMAO @ the "i want my dick to be bigger" part. LOLOLOOL

[mattcpo3]

get a girlfriend that will last :]

[pay0pay0pay0]

i want my DICK TO BE BIGGER ahahahahahahaha but ( nothing )

[XpLiCiTDuH]

i would like my dick to be a lil smaller .. so that all u guys wouldnt be ashamed of how massive and much bigger my dick is =]

[LikeFeaR7]

Less shy

[bluespartaninc]

Yo dawg, we heard you want yo dick to be bigger...xD

But yea, everyone wants a bigger dick..pretty much

[xWARBRINGER]

i would just be less shy...

[TheDirtyBubble20]

i wish i was dating megan fox and had the biggest dick in the whole world and was the most athletic person ever. Micheal Jordan+Usane Bolt+Jerry Rice+Micheal Vick=Me

[ITSmeDeViNe]

less shy=(

[LIVINONTH3EDGE]

less shy

[xDAxDeathNote]

i would change the alphabet and put u and i together.

[xAstheniaAx]

heyyy you got that from simplespoons

[xDAxDeathNote]

no its a pickup line

[kalashnikov96]

I would change my brain so it wasnt so fucked up, and make it so everything made sense to me

[7863440817]

have the sexiest nipples in the world LoL

[turbanhotshot]

yo dog i want my dick to be bigger

[BioNicZLoL]

same with everyone :]

[xFYCNxBLiiTZz]

i wish my penis was bigger because ive only got 3 inches of hard dick...

[KarstenPapa]

LooooooooooooooL

[keatondude94]

Banjo Kazooie Backround music. AMAZING

[xTotalTalent]

hahahahahahaha

"THERES NO ESCAPPEE!!!"

[Khmerboy227]

lmao

THERES NO ESCAPEE

[mlgpCourage]

A BIGGER DICK!

[OoChRiiSoO]

i would want to be shorter because im 17 and im 7 foot 2 looool its a bit annoying with all the attention i get were ever i go to tall for doorways and shit yh thats it

[coutoj123]

i wish ma dick wasn't so large

[iFreeeFaLL]

i wonna look like jhone wane and have a dick like king kong rapiid...

[kbkodr3amzz]

ahha "theres no escape"

[giltakeover]

I would be absolutely JACKED!

[a4g0t3nF1ght3r]

The way I act around the girls I like :pppp

[oFleshWorko]

Same.

I am a shy bastard.

[a4g0t3nF1ght3r]

haha!

Same also!

[GearMonkey57]

TO BE BETTER AT JERKIN (THE DANCE)

[no2mass]

i would say..........

to make my dick smaller so that i dont have to strap it down to my leg so it doesnt peek out of my pants.

[Paperagent02]

LMAO WTF?! XD

[no2mass]

it was a joke haha.

i just wanted to see what people would say.

[GETLIKEALIIVE09]

lol your fukin funny

[no2mass]

haha yeah.

at least i was creative.

[laalex98]

Yo I want my dick to be bigger, but my dick's already bigger.

[ZoomaMunkey]

To have the way of gettin girls like the two guys from Fired Up (watch that film its hilarious)

[Shas95]

my penis size