While I respect Tomb Raiders developers for trying to make the game a bit darker and serious mega64 is pretty dead on. They just put sh** on her face.
Hey mega64, I get what your sayin, Theres nothing new about the tomb raider and rebooting it dosnt mean jack shit. All they did was put black cum on her face and make her young. Good shit.
No offense but can u make vids like the original ones where you go outside n do shit but don't give s fuck what ppl think? Because these new ones are not as funny
@cooldule61 I know what you mean. I subscribed to them because of those but if you want to see something exactly like that (Only more badass) Go watch remi gaillard's videos, most notably, his Mario Kart ones. All of his videos should be worth watching, though. His balls are made of steel, man.
favoriting this and bringing it up every time I see mention of a stupid, unwanted, and/or unnecessary reboot (ie almost everything hollywood is doing these days - I'M LOOKING AT YOU SPIDER-MAN)
Why do people keep saying this. So what Dante doesn't like a cliche japanese faggot hero anymore Jesus, I mean all that's changed is the aesthetics if that.
@Haza3666 Its like, he's a symbol for us all, us being us fanboys of DMC. He's the ultimate badass and then out of nothing they decide that now he's a emo smoker piece of shit. It like getting mario and taking off his red and blue clothes and making him tall and no moustache and try to say its still the same plumber guy everyone loves. They want to make a game about a smoking wapanese emo faggot, okay do it, but leave the name DMC out of it, or at least dont call the main guy Dante.
@Haza3666 Its like what they are doing to Bioshock now saying "LOL Bioshock is about utopian cities and all that bullshit, they said earlier that Bioshock is about the dying city of Rapture, its not about Jack or the alpha series you control in 2, it IS about Rapture. And yeah Im pretty mad, sorry if I've rude in any way.
I guess it would be "only shit on her face", if nobody read what was actually INSIDE the magazine. And if you did look inside, you would see her boobs are smaller. I'm sure the folks over at Mega64 wouldn't have been so jokey if they knew that little tidbit.....no pun intended.
But in all seriousness yeah, Tomb Raider is being completely rebooted. Ther eare many new things headed for the franchise. New gameplay, graphics, Lara, the entire thing. So yeah......k.........later.
@southparkfanatic101 did u read my comment correctly? i said this is how i felt when i seen the new Devil May Cry game, i repeat how i felt when i seen the new Devil May Cry game i hope u understood that time
I think we should all stop commenting on videos and comment only on the number of dislikes said video has. If nobodies up for that we can always comment on the people who are commenting on the number of dislikes? If that's not enough feel free to comment on the person who is commenting on the people who are commenting on the people who are commenting on the number of dislikes.
People who comment on how much they hate other people's comments about simple stuff like the number of dislikes, soviet russia, etc... Well those guys, those guys are just assholes.
Why does everyone even fucking care that people are contesting for thumbs up? Just let it the fuck go everyone. Seriously, don't thumbs this up, seriously. Just stop this. Before. Someone. Gets. Hu. Rt.
@nastusalmander - Oh god, I hate that one. That Twilight Dante couldn't have just been a brand new character with a truly fresh backround. Reboots happen because they think they can't do shit with it untill they fuck with fans mentality and piss them off for no good reason at all, a time where everyone is supposedly a fanboy or girl just for hating the "nessecary". Force em to play the dark hair Dante, certainly 4 not being perfect yet still a decent game means we need a reboot for no reason.
"auchlhulhlcl I will show you no mercy."
beakerox 1 week ago
There wasn't enough moaning in this
GolfingOctopus 2 weeks ago
rocco is annoying in this vid
yoda2355 4 weeks ago
the way rocco got out of his chair!
kiatasbihgou 1 month ago
was definitely hoping for a Mega64 skit on the show Reboot
DevilMayClarify 1 month ago 8
This goes deeper than the show. THIS IS ABOUT GAMING AS A WHOLE.
fwoqma 1 month ago
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tap 5 repeatedly for magazine face
Nfentis01 1 month ago
tap 5 repeatedly for magazine face
Nfentis01 1 month ago
this video is Alpha Numeric!
dcorps 1 month ago 3
@dcorps LOL! nice one
RavinFox 2 weeks ago
Took me a minute to get the joke but I laughed when I did
Kriskazam 2 months ago
my mind cannot comprehend how much I love you guys
yujean44 2 months ago
"You didn't reboot anything, you just got shit on your face."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
heronoki 2 months ago 6
The delivery of that last line is perfect.
kklol7 2 months ago 4
There's a moral to this...
I hate videos with morals in them!!!
MrRetlav 2 months ago
The show reboot was fucking awesome
xlaleclx 2 months ago
The Metal Gear Solid HD collection in a nutshell.
Fsxace999 3 months ago
@Fsxace999 Except that's not a reboot at all.
CaptainScrambles 2 months ago
Werewolves are well good, thumbs up if you are one !!!!
FishinForDynamite1 3 months ago
@FishinForDynamite1 What the werewolves I like it but what that girl name wondering?
Dragonshadow123 2 weeks ago
how can yoou say you rebooted when you only made 6 videos in the past year? rebooted?
xsupremeNERDx 3 months ago
Mega64 Reboot: Hexadecimal(Garrett) rapes Bob(Rocco)
HWGuyEG 4 months ago
@HWGuyEG His name is fruity loops.
Jamsessionroom1337 3 months ago in playlist More videos from RoccoB64
tomb raider.
benos 4 months ago
I love the way he jumps out of his chair at 0:23
IVIrG 4 months ago 4
lol
TheSyinox 4 months ago
" i din´t reeboot anything u just got shit on ur face...." hahahahah
MyPaused 4 months ago
@MyPaused atleast say it right >_>
LoryuoFSE 3 months ago
@LoryuoFSE Sorry mister perfect xbb
MyPaused 3 months ago
THE WAY HE GETS UP IN THE BEGINNING LOOOL
CanuckOfDuty 4 months ago 2
Directed by Uwe Boll
kemutins 5 months ago
Directed by Uwe Boll
kemutins 5 months ago
Directed by Tommy Wiseau
trevorbronson 5 months ago 3
@trevorbronson Boolshit! I didnt have shit on my face! Tis NAAHHTTT TRUE, I DID NAAAAAAHHHHT.
Oh hai shit.
salshasam 4 months ago
@salshasam i laughed more than i shouldve
lordshin 4 months ago
This guy with shit on his face giving you a hard time? I've fought shit faces like this before
haustyl12 5 months ago 61
Notice Rocco's legs when he jumps from his chair. They look like spaghetti.
Chekkogrnteam 5 months ago
LOL
marcarmstrong88 5 months ago in playlist More videos from RoccoB64
why doesn't this have more views lol.
undeadriku 5 months ago
Directed by James Wong
Shamxdatubewatcher 5 months ago
I thought I would be hearing "WARNING: Incoming game."
Shwah7 5 months ago
"Good Luck Mega64"
Chaseotero 5 months ago
Rocco Hop at 0:23
TheAlbinoTree 6 months ago
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TheAlbinoTree 6 months ago
Rocco never been this sexy 0:38
RPGMira 6 months ago
LOLTOMBRAIDER
Yamtendo 6 months ago
Did anybody else think this was gonna be about the video game Reboot?
SBV123 6 months ago
@SBV123 I thought it was going to be about the old cartoon on toonami called Reboot lol
otisisntXcore 6 months ago
You just got shit on your face.
joeincolorado 6 months ago
i love this new gritty direction in this video.
maximumtheandy 7 months ago
So when I stick my head in the toilet, I reboot?
EpicBeard815 7 months ago
i'm gonna reboot my gfs face. see you guys later
solexhn 7 months ago
Haha read the tags.
Braleven 7 months ago 5
LOL!
I love how he brings up Reboot, Hex, and how in the series would Reboot their system.
NightwingProduction 7 months ago
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
NakaiTheDog 8 months ago 146
@NakaiTheDog
-SAMA.. -KUN
Shr00b 6 months ago
While I respect Tomb Raiders developers for trying to make the game a bit darker and serious mega64 is pretty dead on. They just put sh** on her face.
familyfunny 8 months ago
This is the funniest shit Ive seen in a long time
JayEm225 9 months ago
Am I the only one that's going to question why derrick was aiming a gun at a toy in the beginning?
Deddshot 9 months ago
101 people just have shit on their face.
Dj3rUpt 9 months ago
this should have been about the Canadian Cartoon Reboot @_@
FluffySD 9 months ago
It's like a weird . . . reboot thing.
haseso88 9 months ago
Every game developer and Film producer needs to watch this video hahaha
plasmusnake 10 months ago
Happy ash Wednesday!
999ReaperIII 10 months ago
lol @ tags
LolLordy 10 months ago
0:07
some Sam Raimi shit right thur
theberzerker81 10 months ago
XD reboot is the best term going round for gamez these days
DsexLive 10 months ago
You probably don't even recognize it because your brain has not evolved also tomb raider
lazercatFTW 10 months ago
It took me so long to understand this. xD
DearTony1005 10 months ago
I reboot every time I get up from bed.
PrimeBlue 10 months ago
i believe they'r talking about tomb raider XD LOL
mapleseallux 10 months ago
...Why is he pointing a gun at Rocco?!
SpartanB146 10 months ago
*whispers* "you didnt reboot anything...you just have s*** on youre face"
CLASSIC!
yeti564 10 months ago 5
??
ericmarshall19 10 months ago
0:23 ultra cool rocco chair leap.
omare788 11 months ago
are they making fun of how game informer "rebooted" how there magizine looks lmao
societyinchaos20 11 months ago
@societyinchaos20 there making fun of how lara croft looks on the cover
loudwolf1 11 months ago
Hold 7 on your keyboard.
Isht 11 months ago
@Isht thank you for this gift. i shall never forget you.
Plexuz0 11 months ago
@Isht LMFAO
Budgetgravy 10 months ago
They rebooted, and now they are young children, living in poverty, and working in factories, during the industrial revolution.
999ReaperIII 11 months ago
The new Lara Croft looks hot.
Lemon77UG 1 year ago 4
98 people don't dislike this, they just have shit on their faces.
AshenRawk 1 year ago 54
@AshenRawk I know you posted this 7 month ago, but that was the funniest dislike comment I've read on YouTube.
ReefBear 5 months ago
@ReefBear
Lol, thanks. =p
AshenRawk 5 months ago
Hey mega64, I get what your sayin, Theres nothing new about the tomb raider and rebooting it dosnt mean jack shit. All they did was put black cum on her face and make her young. Good shit.
4878656 1 year ago 4
@4878656 nice observation yo, never thought of it like that
yanos626 11 months ago
No offense but can u make vids like the original ones where you go outside n do shit but don't give s fuck what ppl think? Because these new ones are not as funny
cooldule61 1 year ago
@cooldule61 I know what you mean. I subscribed to them because of those but if you want to see something exactly like that (Only more badass) Go watch remi gaillard's videos, most notably, his Mario Kart ones. All of his videos should be worth watching, though. His balls are made of steel, man.
GannondorkVBA 1 year ago
LOL its a reference to how Tomb Raider Lara croft keeps getting rebooted
Dlr64 1 year ago
@FemaleSingle7383 cool story breh
Opiv337 1 year ago
pause 0:40
freaky o_o
nomickok2 1 year ago
lmao
20kiv10 1 year ago
DmC is a prequel from a prequel DMC3 which they say is a reboot.
kenjiharimaCU 1 year ago
why is he pointing a gun at the man at 0:11? XD
Theredthing2 1 year ago
awwwww man.
Whatever happened to that reboot movie that was supposed to come out last year?
xalener 1 year ago
Tomb Raider Legend was really awesome, then they screw up in Underworld and now they are rebooting a reboot... :P
SammEater 1 year ago
favoriting this and bringing it up every time I see mention of a stupid, unwanted, and/or unnecessary reboot (ie almost everything hollywood is doing these days - I'M LOOKING AT YOU SPIDER-MAN)
kalibos 1 year ago
Derrick is the best person in megas64.
mrsims2 1 year ago
love the good luck mega 64 poster at 0:32 haha
MDoggie0O 1 year ago
i rebooted...but then i got an e. coli infection :O
Reiki151 1 year ago
fucking best thing ever
TheSteezyCheese 1 year ago
Who cares about Tomb Raider? DMC is being destroyed by the reboot right now... :(
lip58 1 year ago
@lip58
Why do people keep saying this. So what Dante doesn't like a cliche japanese faggot hero anymore Jesus, I mean all that's changed is the aesthetics if that.
Haza3666 1 year ago
@Haza3666 Are you kidding? He looks even more like a boring cliche Japanese hero now.
SnakeTheFox 1 year ago
@Haza3666 Now he looks like a more wapanese emo faggot than ever. Wut are you talking about mate?
lip58 1 year ago
@lip58 Looks less Wapanese, more emo faggot defitnely.
I just don't see why so many people are getting so AMAZINGLY pissed about it.
Haza3666 1 year ago
@Haza3666 Its like, he's a symbol for us all, us being us fanboys of DMC. He's the ultimate badass and then out of nothing they decide that now he's a emo smoker piece of shit. It like getting mario and taking off his red and blue clothes and making him tall and no moustache and try to say its still the same plumber guy everyone loves. They want to make a game about a smoking wapanese emo faggot, okay do it, but leave the name DMC out of it, or at least dont call the main guy Dante.
lip58 1 year ago
@Haza3666 Its like what they are doing to Bioshock now saying "LOL Bioshock is about utopian cities and all that bullshit, they said earlier that Bioshock is about the dying city of Rapture, its not about Jack or the alpha series you control in 2, it IS about Rapture. And yeah Im pretty mad, sorry if I've rude in any way.
lip58 1 year ago
@Haza3666
I agree. DMC just went from one type of faggotry to another in my eyes.
xalener 1 year ago 2
.....why is derrick holding a gun at 0:11?
monterx1 1 year ago
This is a accurate depicition of what it's like to be a screenwriter for hollywood.
NuclearXmas 1 year ago
Hooray for Tomb Raider! :D
Uncharted Sucks! >:D
mudkip25 1 year ago
@mudkip25 i dont think they were aiming to go head to head with tomb raider..
OhCrapNotHim 1 year ago
@mudkip25 Boo for ignorant fanboys!
salshasam 1 year ago
had this video on loop, im still shitting giggles
zeronxepher 1 year ago
this is the birth of ultra 32
72393pac 1 year ago
I spy an 8BS patch ;)
RockoFutureTumorrow 1 year ago
when I got my copy of game informer I went around doing what Rocco did xD lol
00GreyEyedGirl00 1 year ago
LMAO pause at 0:31 and look at the picture to the right of rocco...good luck mega64...LMAO
chriz146 1 year ago 2
I always jump out of chairs like Rocco does now.
laserbeahm 1 year ago 3
didnt tomb raider just get a reboot with Tomb raider Legend? WTF
Neku2 1 year ago
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onlyelisha 1 year ago
Rebullshit.
TriforceLightning 1 year ago
I guess it would be "only shit on her face", if nobody read what was actually INSIDE the magazine. And if you did look inside, you would see her boobs are smaller. I'm sure the folks over at Mega64 wouldn't have been so jokey if they knew that little tidbit.....no pun intended.
But in all seriousness yeah, Tomb Raider is being completely rebooted. Ther eare many new things headed for the franchise. New gameplay, graphics, Lara, the entire thing. So yeah......k.........later.
waronsuck2178 1 year ago
@waronsuck2178 ur cool bro
paccplayer11 1 year ago
@paccplayer11 Thanks. I get it often.
waronsuck2178 1 year ago
I love the ending and how Derrick speaks to Rocco. "...You just got shit on your face.."
Merchant2006 1 year ago 5
i dont get the joke
zombiecancer12 1 year ago
I'm loving Rocco's little jump getting out the chair
naraic1020 1 year ago
@naraic1020 When the video is fully buffered, keep pressing 3 and you'll get to enjoy Rocco's jump as many times as you desire.
Jet213 1 year ago 2
@Jet213 Thats so cool XD
BattenburgPRO 1 year ago
i <3 tomb raider =D
JagerCloud 1 year ago
it's rebooted. the correct grammar is "it's rebot". haha
EverybodyLovesAlf 1 year ago
I actually wanted to see a parody of the show Reboot, but this is good too I guess.
KizuRai 1 year ago
@KizuRai If you listened, he said "Hexadecimal shit?" so not a parody, but it was still recognized in this video.
DarkKar 1 year ago
if anyone is curious about the magazine with the face of a girl,
that is lara croft in her teenage years (yes, the developers will be making a prequel of the tomb raider game series)
so I'm guessing mega64 will do a skit on this soon
yanos626 1 year ago
I completely see the difference, thanks for rebooting Rocco.
estonolodigo 1 year ago
84 people didn't.... Fuck it.
RonMailbox 1 year ago
lol! "You didn't reboot anything. You just got shit all on your face." That made the video.
MCrafton86 1 year ago 3
This is exactly how i felt when i seen the new Devil May Cry game lmao
lilbreezy47 1 year ago 108
@lilbreezy47 this is about the tomb raider reboot...
southparkfanatic101 1 year ago
@southparkfanatic101 did u read my comment correctly? i said this is how i felt when i seen the new Devil May Cry game, i repeat how i felt when i seen the new Devil May Cry game i hope u understood that time
lilbreezy47 1 year ago
I think we should all stop commenting on videos and comment only on the number of dislikes said video has. If nobodies up for that we can always comment on the people who are commenting on the number of dislikes? If that's not enough feel free to comment on the person who is commenting on the people who are commenting on the people who are commenting on the number of dislikes.
julianwelton 1 year ago 3
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PartyPooperX 1 year ago
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PartyPooperX 1 year ago
Isn't Mega64 rebooted the same thing as Mega14?
Faceboy89 1 year ago
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lol derrick at the start "olg olg i will show you no mercy"
beakerox 1 year ago
lol derrick "olg olg i will show you no mercy"
beakerox 1 year ago
83 people something something something Justin Bieber
JonLeibow 1 year ago 4
hop
TheToppings 1 year ago
People who comment on how much they hate other people's comments about simple stuff like the number of dislikes, soviet russia, etc... Well those guys, those guys are just assholes.
xJtotheOtotheNx 1 year ago
Holy shit! i get it! :D thats fucking awsome!
garrysman 1 year ago
"You didn't reboot anything, you just got shit on your face." LOVE THE ACTING!
YouKondziu 1 year ago
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YouKondziu 1 year ago
This made me download All the Reboot seasons
ocanator 1 year ago
This is the best video ever for mashing the qwerty numbers
Kicks42 1 year ago
0:24 EPIC JUMP SKILLZ
Budgetgravy 1 year ago
82 deslikes? Oh god, we must reboot this pool!
Typhzorz 1 year ago
AHAHA! I thought the same thing when I first saw... and then read it.
KennyGarrett95 1 year ago
They're soooo edgy now I don't know if I can handle this.
Laulie98 1 year ago
Why does everyone even fucking care that people are contesting for thumbs up? Just let it the fuck go everyone. Seriously, don't thumbs this up, seriously. Just stop this. Before. Someone. Gets. Hu. Rt.
kevinohisamazing 1 year ago
nice directing shawn!!
Toshfunk 1 year ago
I thought it was making fun of the Devil May cry reboot haha...
nastusalmander 1 year ago
@nastusalmander - Oh god, I hate that one. That Twilight Dante couldn't have just been a brand new character with a truly fresh backround. Reboots happen because they think they can't do shit with it untill they fuck with fans mentality and piss them off for no good reason at all, a time where everyone is supposedly a fanboy or girl just for hating the "nessecary". Force em to play the dark hair Dante, certainly 4 not being perfect yet still a decent game means we need a reboot for no reason.
silenceofthehills 1 year ago
@silenceofthehills The developers said the old dante would not work. So they had to change him. Its impossible to make a game with old dante.
hokutoleo 1 year ago
@hokutoleo
Funny joke. LOL! It does nothing better but tries to cell people ignorant when it reflects nothing for true change.
silenceofthehills 1 year ago
@hokutoleo
LOL! Funny joke on the elitism of today heh!!!
silenceofthehills 1 year ago
@nastusalmander lol me 2
lilbreezy47 1 year ago
i hate seeing thumbs up in every video, its just so annoying!!!!
Roger4313 1 year ago
High-brow humor.
Estragogon 1 year ago
ReBoot is a good show :D
CaptainPengu 1 year ago
Square wants Laura Croft to be more lady like. So she'll be like Samus Aran after Team Ninja. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
sagemakaiserxl 1 year ago
@sagemakaiserxl if they want to ruin Laura Croft it's cool as long as they don't change Lara Croft
AnitaKathy 1 year ago
thumbs up if you get the tomb raider joke
aliencrasherx 1 year ago 4