PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Click on my username to watch a video of a FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBER who was caught on VIDEO!!!! YOU CAN SEE HER HEAD FLY OFF ACROSS THE ROOM! Video footage of her detonating herself in an office - she was trying to assasinate a politician.
Not the video itself but that kind of humor in general. Notice how he brings it up and how he sounds and why he brings it up. The cutting in half is just for shock value.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
Repent from your sins, and believe the Gospel of Jesus Christ. God hate workers of iniquity. Forsake your sins. Be not conformed to this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind by reading the Bible(KJV). The day is coming when God will judge you all and no secrets will be hidden but expose widely! REPENT & BELIEVE THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST or YOU WILL GO TO HELL
Okay did you watch THIS video at least? Eh probably not. Damn glass tables, going to cause us all to go to hell because of their...glassiness! I guess god really hates shiny things.
!!! in 1964 13 year old Elisa Johnson was raped and murdered in North Carolina, her body was found with multiple stab wounds, and now that you've read this, every night she will come to your house and hang from your closet with glowing red eyes, the only way to stop this is to post this to 10 other videos. SORRY I DIDNT WANT HER IN MY ROOM .sorry just spam this.
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I Fell Asleep how boring who keeps sending me this shit honestly i am Emo i like to look at Gothic People Not fat men trying to be funny aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ciao, sono una webcamgirl molto carina e un po' porcellina, mi mostro in webcam e faccio tutto quello che vuoi, tu non spendi un centesimo, io guadagno comunque... vuoi sapere come? Vai su ragazzaincam(.)blogspot(.)com
Jeez Now Every time I think of Jerry Time I think of a guy falling through a glass table and breaking his spine with blood everywhere.... I WANNA PUKE!
If you go into your Account, then click on Playback Setup (left column) and under Video Playback Quality select "I have a fast connection. Always play higher-quality video when it's available." , then Save Changes, it should default to HD quality...I think.
add "&fmt=22" to the URL - that will bring you HD.
... However, although having a pretty fast internet connection, all HD videos (itsjerrytime's and others) load way slowly - at least slower than real-time, ie. the video pauses every like 5 seconds. :(
Love the HD!
Keep 'em coming!
TunedInAndOut 2 years ago
Lol, what are you like 6 years old?
Kendalljl123 3 years ago
depressing
BioLogical94 3 years ago
Brilliant and cool!
Cyberbabes 3 years ago
This type of animation makes me feel sad.
mlh8723 3 years ago
me too ! :(
Mpouzouksis19 3 years ago
@mlh8723 Why?
DarkToboki 1 month ago
i heard women do disgusting things on glass coffee tables
chockmah67 3 years ago
lol like what..? pee?
youre a moron
Nostii7 3 years ago
That HD is great stuff for your videos!!!!!
ChartierProductions 3 years ago 2
Will you marry me Jerry!!!
bettie91 3 years ago
Jjajajajajajajajajajaj
GOOOD!!
ZarBucanero 3 years ago
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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! xx
padkila 3 years ago
lol pause it at 00:45
WhoDiedinc 3 years ago
hd is
pretty amazing
Schmacka 3 years ago
wtf is thius shit fukcing shit ass crap
land123sam 3 years ago
awesome but how do u make it in hd?
KenAndLarry 3 years ago
Click on my username to watch a video of a FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBER who was caught on VIDEO!!!! YOU CAN SEE HER HEAD FLY OFF ACROSS THE ROOM! Video footage of her detonating herself in an office - she was trying to assasinate a politician.
lokuballa 3 years ago
woah. isn't the most appropriate of videos for YouTube tho XD
Squirelll 3 years ago
have a cry about it
starcalibre 3 years ago
lol i was laughing...
Squirelll 3 years ago
i love HD, it's the awesomest!
xfavor 3 years ago
ahh, you boys just keep getting better.
mongorich 3 years ago
holy crap the HD is amazing :|
daniiscene 3 years ago
wow, HD was the best quality video on youtube ive ever soon! good job
Filrox 3 years ago
lol
MightyDeslongchamps 3 years ago
it was ok, i just dont like the drawings or animation of it
holycowacow 3 years ago
Fantastic in HD, Jerry, thanks for it
Gnomusy 3 years ago 3
Very HD
JasperTwq 3 years ago
The HD looked good!
ikaz47 3 years ago
why does this suck sooo much..
Angelati 3 years ago
This kind of humor is an acquired taste. It's more dignified. Please don't show your ignorance on youtube comments.
readein 3 years ago
yeah... it's dignified until the guy gets cut in half and blood goes all over he place : )
MindPie 3 years ago
Not the video itself but that kind of humor in general. Notice how he brings it up and how he sounds and why he brings it up. The cutting in half is just for shock value.
readein 3 years ago
that fucking sucked!
guitar74747 3 years ago
Eye popping pile of dung... 1 star
Wolfgasm0414 3 years ago 2
1/2 star!
Ipfree549 3 years ago
cool
tonilove336 3 years ago
love it
UpJumpUp 3 years ago
Haaa
P2TheIzz 3 years ago
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if you can do this your a good kisser:
1. hold your breath
2. highlight the whole thing
3. open a new youtube page(still holdin breath)
4. paste it on the new page(stillholdin breath)
if you made it then your a good kisses if nt ur crap
football3069 3 years ago
noob
dodoshlodo 3 years ago
didn't they make a commercial using this person thingy
souldagger14 3 years ago
pretty gud ya know.. but kinda weird video.. nice work =)
901020 3 years ago
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RM2504LYFE 3 years ago
I liked it, good job!
glenno1969 3 years ago
So plain it's supposed to be perceived as funny?
jakobfrederik 3 years ago
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Paurietta 3 years ago
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Repent from your sins, and believe the Gospel of Jesus Christ. God hate workers of iniquity. Forsake your sins. Be not conformed to this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind by reading the Bible(KJV). The day is coming when God will judge you all and no secrets will be hidden but expose widely! REPENT & BELIEVE THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST or YOU WILL GO TO HELL
whitenine 3 years ago
Okay did you watch THIS video at least? Eh probably not. Damn glass tables, going to cause us all to go to hell because of their...glassiness! I guess god really hates shiny things.
wageofsins 3 years ago
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!!! in 1964 13 year old Elisa Johnson was raped and murdered in North Carolina, her body was found with multiple stab wounds, and now that you've read this, every night she will come to your house and hang from your closet with glowing red eyes, the only way to stop this is to post this to 10 other videos. SORRY I DIDNT WANT HER IN MY ROOM .sorry just spam this.
strawwberrilover089 3 years ago
Hi, this was pretty good. nice work.
gairdner 3 years ago
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Since you started reading this you must post it on 7 videos. If you dont then you will die in 48 hours
jb2xp 3 years ago
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I Fell Asleep how boring who keeps sending me this shit honestly i am Emo i like to look at Gothic People Not fat men trying to be funny aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
EmoDeathStar121 3 years ago
Go cut yourself. I'm sure that'll be 10 times more exciting for you.
Pothatuu 3 years ago
My i will go cut my Self hmm id like that me and my girl friend cutting our selfs all that blood hmm
EmoDeathStar121 3 years ago
just stay away from glass coffee tables
MindPie 3 years ago
If you have a girlfriend, what do you have to be emo about? Aren't emo's always whining about how much they suck at sex and stuff?
Pothatuu 3 years ago
That was probably the funniest comment I've read in a while.
Albeleo 3 years ago
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Emos Moan Because people like you make them Depresed by calling the freaks and i would'nt be a Porn Star if i suck at Sex i have done Many Flims.
EmoDeathStar121 3 years ago
fuck the emos.
fknrandomm1 3 years ago
How can you become an emo by people calling you an emo...? Emo logic, I guess.
Pothatuu 3 years ago
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NANG194 3 years ago
What fantastic, outrageous clarity! I love this in HD with the huge screen, Jerry. You can even see the veins in the host's eyes.
I guess you would have to re-upload all your videos to get this kind of HD. Why is this so much better than the regular HD?
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Artur300000 3 years ago
It's the most shityest thing i have ever seen it should be raped.
Pwnerer911112 3 years ago
this comment is most stupidest
Degnomania 3 years ago
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funkyplayer21 3 years ago
nice video man
funkyplayer21 3 years ago
yyuhuhujhuhui
kadas47 3 years ago
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1. hold yur breath
2. go to different video.
3.leave this comment.
4.if u do all without letting go of your breath u r a good kisser!!!!!
THEFAK3R 3 years ago
This is the first HD Youtube video I see. It rocks!
isandu84 3 years ago 2
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wow! Check out the quality!
blakemcclelland 3 years ago
HOLY CRAP that's some big-screen Youtubeage!
dominokat07 3 years ago
hes not even black :/
mgproductions2007 3 years ago
wtf
1joostie1 3 years ago
I LOVE these!!!
moby6002 3 years ago
that kind of art make me sick , sorry dud but that totally SUCKS !!
ahmedhashem2008 3 years ago
bbbbbeeeeeennnnnn!!!!!! you fat nose loser
kadas47 3 years ago
agree awesom vid but if use wana see a better video type in "pop shove it wilson" its amazing
laze3214324 3 years ago
That is at least 720p, which is High Definition.
gamer2284 3 years ago
holy crap! now THAT is HD for the internet!.......loads kinda slow tho
77josh77 3 years ago
Wooooohhoohohohoh!!! Quite GREAT! I actually liked the video! Very smart and different kind of video!
5/5! Congratulations! Keep on the good work!
forosidney 3 years ago
Anybody else find this strangely disturbing?
coolboysess 3 years ago 3
whoa!!! i love this hd!!!!
MySecretMelody 3 years ago
Hmm... maybe click on watch in HD! dumbasses!
baskinghobo 3 years ago 2
This was already posted O_o
LoveVampire 3 years ago
Wow, that's pretty eye popping alright. I think I almost prefer it at a slightly lower grade though. Give it a pleasant grit.
ratuse 3 years ago
nvm i was watching the normal version, excuse me
MarughTeghFFS 3 years ago
HD my ass!
MarughTeghFFS 3 years ago
Wow greatest HD vid i have seen
xxburnoutxx24 3 years ago 3
Completely agree with you. Great vid
forosidney 3 years ago
what the fuck was that
killernile 3 years ago
Ummm... what the heck was that? Didnt get it at all... and wasted 3 minutes of my life. Ah geez.
1z1ldur 3 years ago
2 mintues and 55 seconds to be exact
rougestr 3 years ago
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Ciao, sono una webcamgirl molto carina e un po' porcellina, mi mostro in webcam e faccio tutto quello che vuoi, tu non spendi un centesimo, io guadagno comunque... vuoi sapere come? Vai su ragazzaincam(.)blogspot(.)com
Un saluto sensuale!
imthebestblogger 3 years ago
My new video has some eye-popping HD
poolboyinla 3 years ago
I love you guys :)
DesireG 3 years ago
ah, beautiful HD! I love thee!
shadownightdust 3 years ago
thats my life
foititis 3 years ago
It's clear, but the video is a bit jerky.
BygPhattyPlus 3 years ago
whao, the box turned huge!
I'm intimidated.
Raphaelus13 3 years ago
LOL! Good one.
Licmycat 3 years ago
Hey thanks. For your info, I think you produce arguably the most original videos in youtube. I think your style is superb! Keep it up, really!!!
rizwan1983 3 years ago
This looks so great in HD!! WHy the repost?
RDJim 3 years ago
this guys awesome.
deathmetalben 3 years ago
13th comment out of like 50,00 to come
Sersh162 3 years ago
Loved it again I think...De ja vu
hallbe 3 years ago
11th
oelboy 3 years ago
Jeez Now Every time I think of Jerry Time I think of a guy falling through a glass table and breaking his spine with blood everywhere.... I WANNA PUKE!
GCFilms1 3 years ago
Are the rest gonna get stretched?
xBadSniper 3 years ago
wow, the hd quality is amazing! Almost surreal for youtube.
simple11q 3 years ago 5
If you go into your Account, then click on Playback Setup (left column) and under Video Playback Quality select "I have a fast connection. Always play higher-quality video when it's available." , then Save Changes, it should default to HD quality...I think.
itsjerrytime 3 years ago
On the Bottom right below the screen area there should be a HD button.Click on it for HD.
princeluthor 3 years ago
yay
Gwainafair 3 years ago
the quality seemed the same to me...... but still a great video! lol
LordofNoises 3 years ago
add "&fmt=22" to the URL - that will bring you HD.
... However, although having a pretty fast internet connection, all HD videos (itsjerrytime's and others) load way slowly - at least slower than real-time, ie. the video pauses every like 5 seconds. :(
xOREGx 3 years ago
any idea how to make it play full screen?
itsjerrytime 3 years ago
Full Screen is as always - click the button in the lower right. ... Or not?
xOREGx 3 years ago
However - besides the streaming problem, full screen playback of HD content is always kind of ... unsteady, not full fps rate.
I mean, we're talking about a 2.8 GHz iMac with Flash Player 10 installed, CPU at no more than 35% or something when in full screen.
Actually, this isn't what I expect from full screen HD playback. - YT, could you please fix this ASAP?
xOREGx 3 years ago
xOREGx
I think adding &fmt=18 works better than &fmt=20 on non-HD videos, at least on my computer it does.
Ch1huahuaPAWS 3 years ago
Same here. &fmt=20 makes everything ten times worse on my computer, but &fmt=18 made the video HUGE and crispy-clear quality.
MugenOverlord 3 years ago
I think the HD just kicked in...try it again.
itsjerrytime 3 years ago
No go - ie. no automatic HD playback. Just if I add &fmt=22 manually ... Of course I selected "fast internet connection" in my YouTube profile.
xOREGx 3 years ago