Marcus Brigstocke - Planet Corduroy (7of8)

[CheesyBelgrade]

5:54 - Bill Hicks moment.



[STEELWOLFF666]

The crowd isn't very big. That's why you can't hear a lot of laughter.

[MireWolf29]

This audience is shite!

[clonecommander62]

'Yeah your mum makes gravy for leapords innit'

[ninjabob2456]

I go to "like" these videos 4 or 5 times per 10 minute segment. Bane of my life.

[WTP2k]

That advert with the burglar alarm ladder incident always used to drive me nuts. "I was given the wrong type of ladder" I would have loved to ask the guy in the advert if it was the wrong type of ladder then why did you climb it you thick twat?

[Uzrieal]

What's Trojans problem, troll

[Electroguy1996]

When he said Jafhar I totally thought of Family Guy when Stewie makes a rule 'Banning straight to DVD movies' because of 'Alladdin 4: Jafhar MAY need glasses' XD

[catknight667]

@Electroguy1996 LOL I think...Ithink maybe number 3 was clearer? Uh, can I see them again?

3...and 4. 3...snd 4. XD

[Slifer2200]

Didn't Russel Howard do a bunch of the same gags almost word for word?

Who sole from whom?!

[mcsammer4]

@Slifer2200 Which ones I don't think he did....

[1bookfan1]

5:18 whos the fella in the left hand top corner?

[MrZoozimp]

What kinda sweetys have you got?

[aidan61616]

What d'ya mean you own Neverland ...Get Out.

[LoveFilmStoriesMusic]

marcus brigstocke is too good for that audience, they just a bit crap ;~) thanks for uploading MR. Brigstocke's hilarious!

[hollium]

@LoveFilmStoriesMusic it's 'cause most of them have probably heard most of the jokes in his live at the apollo during 2006

[LoveFilmStoriesMusic]

@hollium wow! was it that long ago that he did that routine on live at the apollo..I didn't realise :) ;)

[Uzrieal]

why do people have bull bars on their car in the UK, wtf, what is the point! Are people expecting herds of wilderbeast to drive through!

[ReX342]

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." - Bill Hicks

[distraction5]

"I'm sorry I am laughing more than you"... yeah because the audience is crap, and that's why Marcus dropped that line in.

[thewilloffire08]

get out ya wham-bar bitch

[b4gm4n]

He borrowed a line from Bill Hicks there about "i don't want to appear unsympathetic but i am and thats how it comes across" which is paraphrasing BH, anyways Markus is amazing, great comedian

[hughes7520]

@b4gm4n

I've seen many different comics use that line. And while i myself am a huge Bill Hicks fan i'm not even sure he created ut himself.

[b4gm4n]

@hughes7520 you have to wonder who originated it first :()

[guildwarsSNOW]

I was putting up a burglar alarm at work and they gave me the wrong type of ladder.... so I sued my employer and received 5,000 pounds and now I am unemployed because my employer went bankrupt.

[meaning1]

His reiteration of the 4x4 joke is hilarious :P

[eghed8]

lmao, is the fight vid on youtube. i dont want to sound retarded, but if any1 knows of its wherabouts, i beg you to get in touch lol

[s4int2389]

This is quality - the audience isn't doing it justice!

[brad828]

its the way its recorded :)

You cant hear it for that reason

[Dellazice]

He films crowd reactions and if Marc does something like scratch his nads, they would cut to someone in the crowd.

[kleykenb]

Actually I think I got it now :

leopards :

A general term for any drug that may harm you or not harm you at all, unexpectedly.

make gravy 

Erotic self stimulation, resulting in a large explosion of fluid at or around the *****. Often, a large quantity of alcohol is involved.

Yeah, your mother 'does things' to get drugs. In other words, she's a drug-ho'. Pffffffffftttt :-) It's a good thing you don't understand what they are truly saying.

[kleykenb]

From the Urban dictionary:

make gravy : Erotic self stimulation, resulting in a large explosion of fluid at or around the p****. Often, a large quantity of alcohol is involved.

leopard : a p**** containing freckles but could also be "an older woman" or a "lesbian"

Well, I'm glad I could clear that up .... sorta ... !!!

[TheMcjosh]

"i fell over a pice of wood that shoulndt have been there"

LOL LOL

[InTheNight5ky]

yeah your mum makes gravey for leopards...

yes yes i belive she dose XD

[glebber]

she does a lot of charity work, yes she does...

[KawaiiKarasu]

The crowd doesn't seem to be laughing to much and yet I'm dying of it and nearly falling out of my chair. Hum....

[Gellis2009]

Thats what I thought. Im laughing louder than they are. Im guessing Its bad editing, I notice sometimes they dim down the audience so you can hear the comedian. But you need the atmosphere!

[beefneck222]

when he laughs while saying stayed on the floor i almost wet myself :P

[dane017]

Has anyone got the video of the tigger thing??? or knows the link???

[InternetArgument]

I think it might have just been a joke. It would be quite an entertaining video though...

[GSBConstantine]

fucking hell. is any one else thinking,

tough crowd ?

[jeroennickman]

Well I think the actual theatre's wierd and muffled and it's dampening the sound a bit so the people are laughing more than they appear to be.

[tolchock1984]

Maybe all the corduroy is absorbing the sound of laughing before the microphones can get it.

[jeroennickman]

Nice idea. There's also a massive courduroy dish behind him too, and I swear those walls are lined with it. I'm surprised we heard anything. XD

[GoGoldenhorse]

has anyone found this video of tigger vs jafar on youtube lol

if you find it... LET ME KNOW!!!

[92unitedfan92]

wtf is wrong with the crowd?! laugh a little, for crying out loud!!!!

[drumz86]

think they need to mic them better

[freaky108]

rough crowd. seriously. I winced so many times. This crowd must have been sedated, but it may have been the first portion of the show. It picks up here. Good show, bad crowd.

[FMCritx]

This crowd is pathetic, Maruc deserves better like, his Live at the Apollo show.

[tenirpaslager]

wtf is up wit this crowd

[OJones88]

That Tigger story is literally making me cry with laughter! I can't breathe.

[chickenpotpie246]

What you mean yah own neverland???

i actually rofled :D

[HaganeNoRenkinjuts]

it's a micheal jackson joke :P

[Flanclanman]

I'm actually been crying with laughter at this.

This man is a genius! XDD

[LOTTIEisMEE]

you make no sence...

[xFENRISx]

That's called cyber-bullying.

[Pamplemousse675]

do you have any clue how much you've made my day? people like you are the reason we blow each other up. you've given me the biggest laugh in quite a while, and for that i thank you

now, fuck off and have a wank, you prick

[BeibaAX]

Oh, my God, I have never seen such a... IDEK comment, lmao.

[afromanjack]

IDEK? does u not speak english or sumtin?

[BeibaAX]

Of course I do. Abbreviations are part of the English language. =]

[afromanjack]

how right i was sir, how right you were. afromanjack was very right on that. i was correct, as it were. uh, yo.

[skamp25]

Your mums called Cyber-Bullying?

Were you given the award for the worst comeback ever yet? Because if you haven't you deserve it!

[afromanjack]

you should get the reward for biggest fucking idiot!

[skamp25]

Actually to be honest you seem to be the bigger idiot... Your the one who seems determined on leaving tonnes of hate insiting comments nobody really seems to like for no apparent reason.

You know, when you learn to grow up, move out of your mums basement and stop wasting your time being an arse... It would really be doing everybody a favour.

[afromanjack]

heres presenting the award for biggest fucking idiot... TO YOU!! HAHA!! BLOODY RAGHEAD!!

[skamp25]

Raghead? When was that word last used? Back in the 1700's? Maybe a bit earlier?

You should try working on your insults are they are more or less a joke. And tell your mother to stop repoducing with her brother. By the looks of things it's making one hell of a mess of the gene-pool. Your a clear example of this!

[erico72]

i want to see you on stage lol

[jackhartcup]

does any1 know where the vid of the disney fight is?

[PaleBlueDotCitizen]

Brig is fantastic. That audience was utterly crap.

[HoffmansACID]

I tryed looking for the video of the tigga fight

[toomoosey1001aaaaaaa]

Ah i like him but "I don't mean to sound unsympathetic, but I am so that's how it comes out" is such a Bill Hicks rip off

[jackhartcup]

wellllllll, kinda, but its not really verbatim so i dont count it

[CPGallagher89]

I love Bill Hicks but other people are allowed to do political satire.

[RedFaceReview]

no its not the satire bit its just that line "I don't mean to sound unsympathetic, but I am so that's how it comes out", is almost exactly what bill hicks used to say

[cody6202000]

Yep! I remember that line =)

[DareToFail1989]

There are a lot, lot worse people too copy from

[lifeblood1100]

l0l wam bars!!!

[FerretBob]

He's like an angry, opinionated Doctor Who! Fantastic!

[predator535]

the audience has really died at this point

[02bash]

6.21 was hilarious "stick to you likea bitch"

[MovieMorris]

what do you mean you own neverland....XD

[BSPCandMrSkul]

yeah,, ya mum makes gravy for leapords!

[Lostfeaion]

Oh my god, his accents and impressions are godlike xD

[A4SheetProductions]

think that guy at 5 minute mark is security

[boredndmad]

or a camera man possibly

[noblefailure]

I love this guy. His lame half tennessee half texas American accent is hilarious.

[conman2k50]

Chav impression is AMAZING

Wham Bar BITCH

[randompalindrome]

Who is that guy at the bad around the 5 minute mark?

[cockanay]

Dunno but he looks a bit depressed ...

[vintagehoover]

When he does his paedophile impression, he does sound alarmingly like David Mitchell...

[lilpinkfeatherboa]

i LOVE this

but he seems slicker in his act on the apollo

xlucyx

[xxJonnyCxx]

i cant find it on there :(

[bubblegummel]

"ya mum makes gravey for leapords innit!"

omg i love this guy x

[pooman666]

is that a reference to something i feel retarded cus i dont get it

[willamundo]

yeah watch 2:15-2:20 on this vid :)

[pooman666]

i meant when marcus said it

[SamFischer1000]

Keep watching YouTube... :D