Michael Ballack shoots and hits a pigeon!!

[skaterfaceproduction]

Great defense there ..

[salinas2550]

The song's name is A-punk by Vampire Weekend

[NJsoca]

whats the song name?

[brucechrist]

Can you put down the pneumatic drill next time you decide to film something. Or have you got Parkinsons disease?

[rodz0r]

Cna't believe it flew away after that! Tough SOB.

[bob52458]

He meant to do it, he's german, hon mikey!:D

[marioworld317]

@bob52458 HE didnt mean to shoot it

fucking bitch

sheinze

[bob52458]

@marioworld317 Your obvisously lack intelligence and a sense of humour, i was clearly joking. trolls these days. :|

[preevin27]

ballack was always a waste

[FakYaLife]

thumb up if you read pinguin instead of pigeon xD

[FUCKxYOUxVEVO]

Did you record this with a potato?

[demeimustang007]

what kind of calculator did you record this with? Little shaky... ;)

[joedalby14]

Now that pigeon knows what it means to take one for the team

[fono12345]

better than the goalkeeper :D

[fono12345]

better than the goalkeeper :D

[fono12345]

better than the goalkeeper :D

[kkevmkw]

holy shit earthquake...

[lalas345]

fucking hate pigeons

good on him

[TheEGOKingdom]

somehow, better than Cech. AVB sing him up!

[DanEbeleza]

Ballack was like, "next pegion will be Boateng's"

[Tzimnewman3]

Its maybe not a good idea to do something with one hand while filming with the other.

[FootballKid941]

its like watching cloverfield all over again

[thanikeman9]

*and*

[thanikeman9]

valdez is probably 2x better than all keepers xcpt iker. hala espana abd fuck u @MikeLikesOreos

[TheAngel220915]

Minutes Later They Offered The Pigeon A 5 Year Contract To Play Goalkeeper For Chelsea

[MikeLikesOreos]

that pigeon > valdez

[KingCookieOnTour]

omfg what a great keeper. SIGN THAT PIDGEON!

[MrHenryshmenry]

@KingCookieOnTour you spelt pigeon wrong

[KingCookieOnTour]

@MrHenryshmenry .. doesnt matter had sex.

[cefballer101]

OHH...Ballack!

[killerE92]

better sign the pigeon up...

[xJaMeSeY]

If it were Ronaldo he would be on the floor

[401jccornell]

worst video quality I have ever seen. Uploader, please kill yourself and make Youtube viewers happy again.

[MrUltimateGoal]

@401jccornell you are a faggot why would u ever tell someone to kill themselves you dirty cunt

[MsCallum100]

how did they play in the earthquake

[janni2000yeah]

R.I.P pigeon

[rob756]

That's a wee shame

[07turner1]

dead but it still flew away

[MrRossipoo]

because hes famous he will face animal cruelty charges

[JoeyJarrett28]

Since when was Ballack related to Chuck Norris?¿

[actionjaxon97soccer]

Fourth is spelled fourth, not forth. Read the description.

[ImmaAidan]

HEADSHOT!

[theotokas5]

i think you need the iphone4s so we can actually see the video instead of you shaking the camera

[fizzy2o11]

@theotokas5 as smart as your comment is ... the Iphone 4s did not exist in 2009

[theotokas5]

@fizzy2o11 i know

[awesomecrookie25]

the bird like desintegrated

[Wickerbasket]

Perfect analogy of wrong place, wrong time.

[DJXONE23]

bit harsh that about micheal j fox

[lewtrott]

How British that we clap a bird being hit by a football haha :)

[ferrna92]

song name?

[VZRV]

@ferrna92 Vampire Weekend - A Punk

[oOoOoStevenoOoOo]

song reminds me of step brothers XD

[Ven0m6125]

A Punk, nice song!

[Coldplayer170]

@EmeraldIsleStar how the fuck are you gonna put a fucking pigeon on the same level as an owl....i know any bird carry diseases but hitting an owl is a bigger deal than hitting a pigeon since there are less owls...you fucking moron, you must be the only one who wants pigeons then

[ArsenalDave04]

that pigeon firmed it

[wolfganghorschelle]

a-punk!

[tigeredo]

normaly we say to someone who shot the ball so wide that hes shoting pigeons

[DickHead69able]

this is a fucking disgrace

so when luis moreno kicks an owl he gets a fine and ban

but when fat nazi michael bollock kills a pigeon he gets applauded

disgusting

[ValleyNBT]

@DickHead69able It flew away...

[thesovietshooter]

@DickHead69able fat nazi...lol

[BKiggin]

@DickHead69able well luis moreno kind of kicked the bird (he meant it) ballack kicked a ball and the pigeon flew in it, common sense?

[FernandoNINETorres]

@DickHead69able LOL! BUT woooo! explain to me how someone gets fined for kicking an Owl? Wtf was an Owl doing on a football pitch?

[DickHead69able]

@FernandoNINETorres lol there was an injured owl on the pitch and he kicked it into the air to get it off the pitch!

[FernandoNINETorres]

@DickHead69able pigeon! 

[FernandoNINETorres]

@DickHead69able oh i jus checked the conversation back........im glad he got banned

[Coldplayer170]

@DickHead69able he did the world a favor, nobody wants pigeons, they carry diseases and owls are very different you idiot

[DickHead69able]

@Coldplayer170 jesus. you really are a fool

so it's ok to kill people who carry hiv aids but not people who don't carry it?

time for you to think about what you type before you type it, idiot.

[Coldplayer170]

@DickHead69able omg wtf?! how are you gonna compare birds with humans? dude the more you talk the stupid you get or something, just shut the fuck up, we were talking about hitting two very different kinds of birds, how the fuck did you end up talking about killing humans?

[DickHead69able]

@Coldplayer170 ugh i don't have time to waste continuing to try to help you understand the morals here

you will just have to live with your ignorance until you grow out of it, child.

if you can't understand the analogy, just keep your mouth shut and your ignorant, worthless opinions to yourself.

idiot. -_-

[Coldplayer170]

@DickHead69able you're the one making a huge deal out of the situation...he didn't even kill your precious fucking pigeon...he accidently kicked it with the ball and you are over here talking about killing humans...i undertand analogy but what you are saying has nothing, NOTHING to do with what we were talking about or about what happened...

[ProgessiveMixer]

@Coldplayer170 dont respond to people who have a name like DickHead69Able lol

[ProgessiveMixer]

@DickHead69able you have no right to call ANYONE a child or ignorant or tell them to do anything with a name like that

[gerrardclass]

BOOM FATALITY

[DaRkiCarbOnz]

how did you manage to get harry caray to film this?

[D3rFabi]

just imagine: robinson vs. pigeon. would be a hard decision for capello

[TheArsenal2004]

what a shot i hate pigeons

[TheFootball799]

i need hd!!!!

[Paj081]

An explaination for the shaky video: too much alcohol ;)

[Wrigz11]

Earthquake strikes England today!

[sequeeezy]

that poor ball..

[StewartScottslefteye]

Micheal J. Fox shouldn't record videos...

[paraguayoamuerte1]

@StewartScottslefteye holy sh*TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT XDDDDDDD

[2BarKawi]

@StewartScottslefteye I hope your Mum gets Parkinsons the mucky hole.

[darkdante212]

his person doesn't know how to hold a camera man

[abdi5501boone]

MURDERER!

[WhuBilly10]

England. When football fans clap at pigeons for blocking shots.

[theDSgraphics]

Unlucky you cockney bastards it got away, you can put your knives and forks away now

[blueandwhite01]

Are the crowd applauding killing a pigeon or are they clapping for something else?

[lolamaylondon]

@blueandwhite01 the pigeon got hit, then flew away. they were clapping cos it didnt die.

[blueandwhite01]

@lolamaylondon Oh right yeah, thanks. God I'm thick, bloody obvious watching it again.

[TheAlmightyHutchh]

When I saw it in slo-mo I actually saw it

[chanceie12]

Chelsea have shit fans , but at least they have decent music *Vampire weekend*

[rightinthefriggineye]

That pigeon took a hit better than most soccer players

[xUKL3GEND]

Valiant was always a risky fucker...

[slumby247]

whats the music in the background?

[wthppl]

@slumby247

a-punk by vampire weekend i think. but i'm pretty sure it's by vampire weekend. awesome band!

[Shaftsus]

fuckin pigeon would make a better keeper than Robert Green anywayzzz :P

[museobsessed17]

FALCON KICK!!!!

[jakie12315]

FUCK CHUCK NORRIS

[martel451]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS PRECIOUS

[MisterCookiez]

Goalllllllll

[Kalikizz7o2]

this is how chuck norris trains for soccer

[sonofthedestroyer]

Animal cruelty!

[thisvideoiscool72]

This proves Ballack hates animals. Bastard

[Debbie321lopez]

Is the ball ok?

[rreidnauer]

Micheal J. Fox filmed this

[itachi9673]

man u could use the bird as kg.

[faithfulmonkey]

the birds a soldier (salutes)

[souljaboy37]

ok....WHO WAS PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS ON HE FIELD???!!!

[lucy1996ilicous]

If he had killed that pigeon, He would be banned from playin football forever.

Ballack is dangerous, He did the impossible even mESSI WON'T DO.

[p1k4choo]

man how the fuck did that bird not drop like wtf lol

[martinleegriffiths]

We'll get him next time Muttley

[Ratradulescu]

was that his strong foot? ;)))))

[ndosndes]

do not mess with with flak gun 8.8cm!

[JHR987654321]

I piss in the middle of the toilet to show my dominance...

[Vengenz310]

Manchester United new goalkeeper.

[jaybhumil]

this was filmed with a marshmallow

[ilovemanutd121]

VAMPIRE WEEKEND!!!!!

[DonCapone313]

who gave Michael J Fox a camera

[llinkii]

140 pigeon don't like this :D

[323tiim]

Dont you just hate when you shit, and the water splashes up on your ass!

[TheIPwn07]

@323tiim YES I DO!

[william0076]

One Day that Bird will shit on your face Ballack.

[xobile12]

pigeon's a better goalie than that dude.

[jdog20202]

IS THE GRASS OK?!?!?!?!?!?!!?



[dasilvalfc5]

haha they carried on like nothing happened :P

[Rfanboy10]

is the ball ok?

[CGcod95]

Filmed with a calculator...

[GEORGEBUSHISAKUNT]

Less wanking on your next video shoot please?

[footballmasterking1]

Fuck my life they applauded the pigeon. And i thought clapping in cricket was the ridiculous one.

[dodokidVEVO]

stamford bridge looks so tiny

[AddictionToGaming]

Hehe, great song in the background

Vampire Weekend - A-Punk

[McMammut]

@AddictionToGaming This was the first thing I thought :D

[Coonsi1point5]

it was super efective.

[zaqwedcxszxcvbnm]

a pigeon gets more attention then me -.-

[NewGameReleases]

where's the damn pigeon

[6hundred3score6]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

THAT WASNT A FUCKING ACCIDENT

I WANT THE ISPCA TO COMMENCE AN INVESTIGATION INTO ANIMAL CRUELTY CHARGES VS MR MICHAEL BALLACK AND THE MATCH CANCELLED.

[SuperRijul]

now thats a natural goalie

[jonesronaldo99]

what?

[007SonnyBlack]

This should be used as a commercial for Adidas Predator.

[Boonjing98]

come back to chelsea!

[OscarMendoza91]

What pixel is the pigeon?

[lovinit53]

dont worry, as long as u got pixels.

[kakaMADRID597]

hopefully the pigeon did not go hit cech

[LmaonadeUK]

An explaination for the shaky video: I was trying out a new mini camcorder I had, testing it before the match but I was zoomed in a lot! So to hold the camera steady at 10x optical zoom is pretty hard at football. Also I wasn't to know that this was going to happen.

[SmokerFace12]

Stupid bird.. dont fly into the 16

[abdulabz123]

@LmaonadeUK lol u replied 2years later to explain

[C0mmanderAK47]

@LmaonadeUK or...there was an earthquake

[LM10WCSA2010]

@LmaonadeUK fheww... Oh my lord thanks... when I first saw this I was like yelling out everywhere "HOW COULD THE VIDEO BE SHAKY?!?!?! HOWWW????!?!?!?! I was about to get a stroke but then... then, as I kept reading the comments and saw this... Man!, was that a close call!.... we love explanations... they give us comfort and peace of mind... thank you so much, you deserve a houndred million thumbs up

[DjTrickyVibes]

new adidas predator commercial ;o

[Armaninho1]

wats the song

[MaURiCi018241]

@Armaninho1 a punk - vampire weekend

[Soccervids11]

somebody get that pigeon a jersey sorry cech

[unSHAKENProductions]

Legend.

[TheRdmf]

its the new angry birds app

isn't ip?

[KingMigi4]

thats why hes shoes are adidas predator

[alewayne]

l'ha spundatu

[OGLOCify]

That pigeon is a great keeper

[zarakslayer]

In soviet russia, the pigeon shots ballack!

[rDarkWarrior]

194 Pigeons Left In Liberty City

[MissLondon84]

did you film this during an earthquake

[ALLenROOK]

@MissLondon84

didnt you hear stamford bridge is in north east japan???

[Fussballtechno]

@MissLondon84 why?

[360sniper110996]

@jubabigal if you piss in the center of the toilet to make women think you have a huge penis they will only be disappointed when they get in bed with you because they find out you have a small penis! so therefore it is best to piss on the side of the toilet (:

[splardybutt23]

@jubabigal Does anyone else have a life other than posting pissing-on-the-side-of-the-toi­let posts?

[Orangez25]

@jubabigal HAHAHAHHAHHAHA

[ChrlynHD]

@jubabigal made my day! :D

[nMagik]

@jubabigal I do xD

[inTHEwrongGENERATION]

@jubabigal lol ive done that one many times always gets me thumbs up

[chunkeerobot]

@jubabigal random but true lolz

[evade531]

@jubabigal enjoy ur thumbs in HELL

[bonesethero]

@jubabigal Solution - Put some tissue paper inside first. This also works when taking a shit. No need to say it anymore lad.

[odis1232]

@jubabigal hahahahhahahahah best comment ever so fucking true :D

[TheDroglamp]

i guess that adidas predator with ballack was true... It does give you more accuracy

[Simmo315]

@s141999 learn to write a grammatically correct sentence please.