Soccer | Football | World Cup - Worst Dives of All Time

[MormonJew]

awesome video. the music makes it even funnier. then the derka below talking shit about the USA, hilarious!!!

[sgtpepper2345]

Vidic rolling around like a bitch and nobody pays attention to him

[allxtar]

1:18 as ridiculous

[MrBeep45]

seconnd to last was fucc..king funny i almost pissed my self



[6754Jacob]

good video but shut the fucking music off

[beckham4president1]

Italians

[Silvernoy]

the best actors aint found in hollywood, they are found on the soccer pitch!! 

[danvgeg]

Soccer is for pussies.

[Nova4100]

I hate soccer soccer people are gay

[Socalsway]

I hate soccer. What fags

[lsy04083]

soccer are for fags, exibit A.

[GT500LarryNoodles]

so hilarous

why do they do it, its so retarded

[alchalmyst]

The last one is EPIC !!!!

[alchalmyst]

Hahaha, that's Darth Vader's theme ! Awesome!!!!

[alchalmyst]

I love football, and it's a shame that some players deem it necessary to act like that. Just like Pedro did in this year's Champion's League clasico !

[mrjroc318]

What a bunch of pussies.

[atvkx]

If you wana see real football fans look at Balkans!

Levski Sofia, CSKA Sofia, Dinamo Zagreb,Hajduk Split,Crvena Zvezda, Partizan Belgrade, Olympiakos, P.A.O.K. !!!

[blu9987]

@atvkx P.A.O.K!!!!

[acd96]

FUCK THAT GAY SONG!!!!!!!

[Morttinen]

football is a silly little game...

[AIFRANCHISE1]

I love football but theirs some serious cheaters in this game.

[ferchar007]

faltaron las estrellas de la actuacion los del barcelona =)

[edd0f]

@JacobAlexTaylor You say that because girls are better than you.

[TaikiLangleyAoi]

lulz, so kids remember: Play football if you want to become an actor

[kkoloftt]

wtf are they playing against Bruce lee or Jeus? XD

[Braddert]

What's with the remix of the Star Wars Empire Theme?

[jumar1281]

#1 biggest fagget pussy sport on the planet. Why you may ask? Because this video and the million others like it, and the fact that this behavior is allowed to continue

[CRISNCHIPS12398]

Bunch of fucking sissies.

[devinhester47]

it seriously ruins the beutiful game things like this

[nunciobmx]

The songs annoying :O

[beastlydean14]

1:27 best flop ever

[ak47CANNON]

futbol is soo gay. If these losers didnt fake injuries so much maybe futbol would be more popular

[twinklebeatle]

these ppl are so cool and real!

[mikejaxer]

0:43

Yeah your totally not gonna get caught infront of the linesmen :/

[flowmakers]

these guys were lagin lol..

[pabloernesto19]

LMAO at 1:03 he got pwned :D

[killu19]

Hatred makes the world go around. Go Lads!

[szypot2]

soccer players are vagines

[mdmitchell89]

IF U DONT LIKE AMERICA THEN GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK AND THE INTERNET IN GENERAL BECAUSE WE CREATED ALL THAT SHIT .. AMERICANS DONT LIKE SOCCER BECAUSE THE PLAYERS ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF BITCHES AND DO THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. WE LIKE REAL SPORTS LIKE FOOTBALL WHERE THE PLAYERS ARENT BITCH ASS EUROPEANS WHO CRY AND FLOP ALL OVER THE PLACE. HAVE FUN WATCHING THESE WOMEN FLOP ALL OVER THE PLACE FOR 90 MIN. WHILE NOBODY SCORES THE WHOLE ENTIRE GAME

[GuessMyCards]

@mdmitchell89

I'm American too, and you're a moron...

[mdmitchell89]

@GuessMyCards why because when people talk shit on americans i dont like it ? everything i said was true.. this is why people dont watch soccer in america.. because they act like a bunch of girls

[tdoubleup4]

@mdmitchell89 way to embarrass everyone. Jesus.

[trelenh]

@mdmitchell89 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GREAT ESSAY MAN!!!!

[YBJ2008]

why are americans watching this anyway?

[ryno123321]

yeah americans made the stereo type of soccer being a pussy sport... every nike commercial or addidas commercial about soccer is always womens teams not men.... i NEVER saw ronaldinho or cristiano in a commercial... only messi but it was on a soccer channel that i pay 79 a month for

[toedtmop]

@ryno123321 79 what? not dollars

[delta9999]

Ronaldo would take the prize though

[funkyhoboman]

This is why all soccer players are pussies.

[Armaninho1]

@funkyhoboman look at whos talking

[IgOrvElJo]

Italians are so shit.

[joshuadavidmay6]

how can people that like soccer try and defend thier game when all this shit is exposed? how did this game even end up as the world game in the first place? i try to give the game a chance but when you see this shit it makes you wonder...

[Itacz1]

They get money for that.

[sindro565]

football rule american football sucks

[cactusfrog29]

If i was a ref and caught anyone faking an injury i would take a sledgehammer and break their leg on national TV showing that it wouldn't be tolerated.

[florynnReje]

fucking pieces of shit retarded football "players" WUSSES!!!!!!!!!

[disgustipated1985]

this would be sad.... if soccer was a sport. its still pathetic.

[ShniggaDigga]

@disgustipated1985 if soccer woz a sport??

[disgustipated1985]

@ShniggaDigga thats right. soccer is not a sport.  there is zero skill involved.

[ShniggaDigga]

@disgustipated1985 wot are you fuckin on about soccer is de biggest sport in de world..der is lots of skill involved in it you dumbass..do you even play any sports?? if you did den youd no dat der is a skill to it

[disgustipated1985]

@ShniggaDigga the only skilled involved is the ability to run and kick. basically if you have legs you can play soccer well. it is not a sport. I play basketball, baseball, and hockey. you know, REAL SPORTS that require REAL SKILL! its not a sport, its an activity like playing hide and seek.

[ShniggaDigga]

@disgustipated1985 youd no ders more to dat you fucking retard if you ever played it..basketball all you do is throw de fucking ting around de place you dope...dem sports arent "REAL" sports youd no dat if you werent a stupid american you guys are all de same and only care about wots happenin in your stupid country full of fat fucks suck my dick

[disgustipated1985]

@ShniggaDigga basketball requires great strategy, athleticism, and hand-eye coordination. REAL sports require all of those. Soccer needs none of them. Therefore soccer is not a sport. Also, Nobody said i was American you dumb fuck.

[ShniggaDigga]

@disgustipated1985 soccer requires all of dem and more you fuckin retard you need dem to make gud passes and shots and you need to be fit to run around a pitch for 90 mins you fuckin handicap soccer requires more skill den any of your fuckin stupid sports and you need more versatility 2...of course your american coz you play all those american sport you fuckin retard

[disgustipated1985]

@ShniggaDigga how would soccer, an activity that only allows the use of your legs, use HAND-EYE coordination. you are not using your hands. you use your feet to kick a ball into a giant net. thats another thing, The net is huge why is there not more scoring. its impossible to miss that net. the goalie isnt even half the size of the net. the players are so bad they cant score more. pathetic. i was born and raised in Toronto, Canada dip shit. no one in america likes hockey,

[ShniggaDigga]

@disgustipated1985  Goalkeepers use hand eye coordination retard...if you ever played soccer youd no dat its not dat fuckin easy to score goals and if you tink its so easy why de fuck dont u just play it and get rich you handicap...ya but dats why keepers are paid lots of money to make sure de ball dooesnt go in andd der trained to do dat..ya nobody in america liks canada either and i dont blame dem wit faggots lik you in it

[disgustipated1985]

@ShniggaDigga i played soccer when i was seven. and i thought it was lame, stupid, and not a sport back then. soccer is not a sport. i dont care what the rest of world thinks.

[ShniggaDigga]

@disgustipated1985 So wen you wer 7 you wer gettin past all de opposition players and scorin goals wit ease woz it..ya rite i bet you wer shit and dats why you dont lik it coz you cant play it....ya well nobody cares wot you tink either

[thedynamite85]

@disgustipated1985 you sir, are an idiot. period.

[Superman5000The]

@disgustipated1985 Actually, we like hockey more than we like soccer. Hockey's actually an interesting and intense game...it just happens to come in fourth behind football, basketball, and baseball. That's not saying it's terrible and all American's hate hockey...it just says if we're given a choice, we'd watch what we wanna watch before it. No ignorance involved, just preference, really.

[kewlayman]

1:44 fail

[ShootThePoet]

Wasn't this music on Banjo Kazooie?

[outlawnigga1990]

0:23 It's not funny, He had a heart attack and He died

[snizelbizel]

@davidfmurray WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HARRY POTTER MUSIC? WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!??!?!?!??????!!!­!!!!!!

[xXMUDSLINGERXx]

@snizelbizel dumbass its the imperial march not harry potter.

[snizelbizel]

@davidfmurray i don't get the harry potter music?!?!?!? WTF BRO WTF WERE YOU THINKING? DID YOU NOT THINK ANYONE WOULD NOTICE OR SOMETHING? GOD YOU"RE RETARDED!!! I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK  YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snizelbizel]

why the fuck is there harry potter music? why the fuck is there HARRY POTTER MUSIC???????!!!!!?????

[ToninoTomasino]

Thats so macho

[flipyo]

I enjoy watching the game, but there is so much bullshit that happens, and why the fuck don't they have live video replays that referees can check and review if its legit or not?.

fucking skidivers

[remaftp]

I like watching football/soccer games. But the reason why I dont bother with player names/stats? Shit like this. Who cares whos playing when they have no integrity. The fact that theyre probably instructed to behave like this makes it even worse.

[gregbow]

yes, the force is great in these ones. using your mind to knock down opponents should be prohibited ;P

[tonqu1]

ściemiam ściemiam

[cappyboy900]

This is why soccer chugs donkey dick.

[dszczurek]

italian school

[lillpillper]

I, as a European think that soccer is better than all your American sports, but right now I can´t tell you why.

[talalony]

LOOOOOL 1:31

[BaTeSy0527]

rofl @ 0:46

[sueshishi]

man this is soooo hilarious

[gizmo8500]

Reminds me of the fainting goats

[derossinho]

the germans makes really good dives!

[GANTZK9999]

i lol!

[MrPacMix]

Well... its funny xd

[dshelton3]

Does anyone know "specificallly" what the title of the music is? I know it's from Star Wars, but who is this version by. . . . . . I love it.

[greatdane114]

It's cheating wankers like these players who make the game boring to watch. Can you imagine how much more wxiting the game would be if there wasn't any free kicks? There'd definately be more goals at least!

[millelire910]

I LOVE RUGBY!

[arcanicc]

1:31 is a joke lol

[rubbyduck]

What's the music called?

[dazzyboy2006]

@rubbyduck it's an arrangement of the imperial march from star wars but would like to know who it's by.... it's awesome.

[kingofschnitzels]

Those retards don't realize that soccer would have a lot more fans if they weren't such pussies and played hard.

[dazzyboy2006]

@kingofschnitzels unfortunately this is a compilation of some of the worst instances of diving from around the world and does not represent football at its finest. yes diving does happen and it's a scourge on our game but luckily not all players do this and do play with heart and commitment and that's why it is the most followed sport on the planet!

[daftrok]

Aaaannnnd this is why basketball is more fun to watch.

[GaladorDrakota]

The reason why I hate soccer is because they are such pussies. o .o OH NO. I tripped, must hold my knee and look like I'm in pain. Damn, it's sad. Sometimes they do get hurt, but a lot of their falls are way over exaggerated.

[95wms]

@GaladorDrakota dude.... u need to play the game yourself to understand..... well of coz the level u play at must at least be semi pro to understand.. :/

[GaladorDrakota]

@95wms I did play before. But some of their injuries are bullshit.

[kaibot345]

thumbs if u got clicked this related video from college humors soccer dive.

[TorontoHornets12]

LOL Sore Losers!

[Conradical09]

these guys need to get the sand of out of there vagina.

[tenken1981]

its FOOTBALL ffs...NOT SOCCER

[skimpy233]

@TRandy13 i played soccer and it got physical

[ansabu11]

the dark side of football ....

[chodeisfuckwit]

Haha man this is utterly hilerious

[w4rrior94]

i dont think 0:43 was a dive. for him he probably fell due to the speed the ball flew toward him

[erkislerk]

@w4rrior94 a ball on your thigh won't make you fall backwards and hurt your face

[w4rrior94]

@erkislerk it might have been the shock of thinking that the ball was going to hit his face

[l3lindTyper]

1:32 lol he falls down and then jumps up for the ball

[jkcrusher18]

i think one of the main reasons that soccer isn't catching on in america as quickly is because of diving. no american wants to watch a game where a bunch of men go down and cry after they barely got touched or not touched at all. its not manly and its not sportsmanlike. it needs to be cracked down on. then and only then will soccer catch on in the USA full fledged. i'm a huge soccer fan in america. i love to watch and play the game. but alot of my friends don't. due to diving! go USA 2014!!!!!!!

[skimpy233]

@jkcrusher18 good point i played soccer but where i played it it got physical

[atirageNS]

@jkcrusher18 America is playing football very well, just not the north american morons...

[colmodskill]

@jkcrusher18 its in brazil fucktard >.<

[jkcrusher18]

@colmodskill wow your dumb. i'm not saying that its in USA. i'm saying that i'm rooting for the USA in 2014. add some logic to your thought process and you wouldn't have made this comment.

[Lauwiscool]

@jkcrusher18

I think one of the main reason why I do not like Americans is because they think their tradition and culture is the best and everyone should adopt it...

[BlistElk]

@Lauwiscool Actually, I don't think that. I'm an American.

Go facepalm. do it.

[singandnevertire]

@Lauwiscool What? Don't generalize. 

[jerrysoldier]

@Lauwiscool We don't care about you either. You're traditions are probably stupid. Just like diving in soccer.

[superstan26]

@jerrysoldier ur just proving his point, our traditions arent stupid and neither are yours

[killu19]

@Lauwiscool Now you're speaking out of your ass, man. Not a lot of Americans are like that. I know Americans who don't even like our culture.

[ikofiji]

@Lauwiscool wow, that's a big generalization now isn't it?

[arising87]

@Lauwiscool so us Americans should adopt the world's tradition of faking injuries? think not.

[BodomConspiracy]

@arising87 correction "ITALIAN TRADITION"

[dbray1]

@Lauwiscool is that why we went on a ten year camping trip in the middle east? we shoulda taken Canada over instead, nobody really cares about them

[ShdowSora]

@Lauwiscool Yea, because we are all exactly the same, even though we don't have a national language, we allow all types of people to immigrate here.

Don't get me wrong, I know our country does a lot of stupid shit, but so does every other country, and you're not helping with your ignorance.

[jstrick114]

@Lauwiscool We don't like you either.

[Schemmey]

@Lauwiscool I'm American and I definitely hope "our" traditions shouldn't be adopted by everyone. I embrace and celebrate other cultures and believe that everyone should. I will admit that there are many ignorant Americans, but please keep in mind that we are not all that way. The same can be said for anyone from any part of the world.

[hundredand]

@Lauwiscool So you're generalizing Americans? Can I have the opinion that all people from Belgium are prejudice assholes?

[15thavenueboys]

@Lauwiscool congrats on generalizing... One of the main reasons I love football/soccer so much is that it takes from the traditions and cultures of so many nations, not just one area.

Please go shove your anti-american agenda elsewhere. This video is not about that at all.

[TherealDucksauce4]

@Lauwiscool Thats not americans, thats the stupid super christians whitch bother americans too

[khol1989]

@Lauwiscool I agree with you, and a comment, they are not "Americans" only, they are United Statetians citizens. Americans are all the people of the American Continent. Europeans belongs to Europe, Asiatics to Asia, Africans to Africa, Americans to America!. They want that name, but the name of the continent exists before US was in the map. Is the same with the name of football and "soccer". They call football to that tedious & bored & sport. Grettings :>

[bebomac5]

@khol1989 Then I guess we shouldn't call it South Africa either?? Hey, there are many countries in southern Africa. What a stupid, ignorant statement. America is part of our name! The United States of "America". Funny thing is that other countries use it more than we do.

[khol1989]

@bebomac5 Oh no ignorant United Statetian, US belongs to the american continent. Tha name of AMERICA was defined in 1507!!! in that year United States was not discovered. Then 1776 you adopt and copy the name of AMERICA!, but that does not mean that you are americans only. You have mention South Africa, in the same sence then the africans are only the citizens of this country (sic)? NO! africans are all the people of that continent. Is the same with America, America is an entire Continent!

[khol1989]

@bebomac5 South AMERICA is Alta California, Arizona, Texas, New Mexico? or is Brazil, Argentina, Chili, Colombia??? CentralAMERICA is Kansas City? or is Panama, Nicaragua, El Salvador....North America is New York? or is Canada, USA and Mexico? do you know geography? in the world exists 5 continents: Asia, Africa, Oceanie, Europe and????? AMERICA!!!!!!!! ignorant United Statetian! regards

[bebomac5]

@khol1989 ???? You are literally, too stupid to insult. This part of the world recognizes "seven" continents. As confused as you're rambling comment is, none of it negates, nor does it address the fact that the word "America" is part of our name. My geography is quite good actually. Btw, Ociania is more commonly refered to as Australasia or simply Australia, But that would destroy you're argument...wouldn't it?

[khol1989]

@bebomac5 7 continents (sic) oh i had forgotten Mars and Jupiter....???? and you are literally know nothing about geography! you are right when you said "This part of the world recognizes "seven" continents" because thats the intention of US, to rub out the name of continent: AMERICA and wants to difusse with the idea of two continents, with the ridiculous of AmericaS (sic). In your country tries to erase the name of Continent, and tries to changed with "hemisphere" hahahaha.

[khol1989]

@bebomac5 I suppose that you know what are the International Olympic Comittee? they organize the olympic games...whats is its emblem, five circles: Australia, Africa, Asia, Europe and AMERICA!!!! nothing about 7 continents, then United-Statetian you are american? of course! you belongs to the american continent! but not are you're nationality!!!! Answer the question: SouthAMERICA are California, Texas, New Mexico? or are Brazil, Argentine??? CentralAMERICA are Kansas or Panama......

[bebomac5]

@khol1989 Honestly, I'm not trying to be funny or dis respectful. but I think we have a bit of a "language disconnect" here. Your questions are a bit confused, Idon't understand you. Maybe someone else can help.

I would like to point out something, you live in the UAE, which is quite often refered to as simply "Emirates", which is part of you're countries name, don't you think it's a bit ironic that your complaining about the USA being refered to as simply "America"???

[khol1989]

@bebomac5 thank you for your comments may be i need help, could be.....but US has a problem, because you want to use the name of an entire continent...but the name of your country is not America (sic), is "United States of America" thats the name, is ambigous, because Mexico is "United Mexican States of Septentrional America!", the countries of Central America, is The "United States of Central America!"......America is a continent, regards and all my respect to you and your great country.

[PPoGGt]

@Lauwiscool even though i am american i agree. everyone has thier own culture, no need to shove it down someones throat

[Jbrouhaha]

@Lauwiscool It's only, because we're better...

[flowmakers]

@jkcrusher18 so this means grown men american like beign touched and if they do not get touched at all is not a sport? i mean is ok that they get molested at home but why in public?

[awall930]

@TRandy13 agreed, this is so pathetic these guys are not athletes

[ensignro]

@awall930 Ah, athletes like baseball players with beer bellys?

[awall930]

@ensignro na baseball players dont do much, and these guys are in unbelievable shape, but still the guys doing this are not athletes either way

[tiger55331]

Refs made good calls with the yellow cards

[zanderzander05]

@TRandy13 all of them

[Phycon2000]

Epic music

[honotiro]

They fight with invisible dark forces !

[SoMeGiRl9696]

hahaha

[Mr4rtek]

Hahaha :D

[niksosf]

Nice Spanishing compilation

[thekingofHar95]

they really did get hurt, they were all victims of chuck norris's dreams

[jlimjlim18]

rolf at the coach

[SaulMeyersz]

this shit is hilirious

[sevendueceoffsuit]

I would rather lose than roll around on the ground like a little bitch.

[Scattel2z]

Football is a zero contact sport, real or imagined. Pussies.

[ricomajestic]

@Scattel2z yea right! And the earth is flat. 

[snizelbizel]

@ricomajestic ya it is, haven't you ever seen a map? god you're retarded!

[PopovicRP]

I hope people realize that these players arent pussies. These people work out all the time. It's just they do this shit so they can get a free kick which if you watch football, is actually helpful.

[p3rcussi0n]

โคตรฮา ๕๕๕

[AriannitVranjevcit]

FOOTBALL is the first name :D.

[kissfan7]

You have red cards for a reason, refs. Use them.