MDA Senior Management Rap (resized)

[allfieldsrequiredyt1]

This reminds of Dr. Evil's rap, except that this is meant to be serious sh1t.

[Darby969]

Ling Pek Ling Pek Ling Pek Ling Ling Pek Ling xD

[SLiV9]

But quite honestly, this isn't all that bad. They did manage to put the terms "internal systems integration" and such into a song.

Amy Chua at 0:56 is pretty decent.

[whiteknightfive]

can we please stop embarrassing our own country?

I propose we set up a panel under MDA filled with media and design students from the universities to screen through these forms of media before they're unleashed upon the public domain to eviscerate whatever (if any) remaining shreds of cultural dignity we have.

[UBchick33]

@whiteknightfive I'm from New York and I love Singapore but this sh*t is too damn funny.. I mean seriously, wtf were they thinking.... lmao

[haebee]

and this is why anyone with real talent has already left Singapore.

[naeled]

"Singapore content, on an international stage." ?! NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!11

[naeled]

"Signing off, the numbers girl." DIE 2PAC!!! Oh shit, you are.

[PCamelian]

Crazy double time by heng li lang

[TheShamanastic]

Censor their own video imo

[panther2598]

Why don't people like this? This is the best rap I have ever heard!

[llGodFatherll]

I'm a Singaporean and I'm so embarrassed right now.

[RALYur3k]

@llGodFatherll im right with ya man. this is more embarrassing than paris hilton's sex tape and that was leaked. this is released for world wide viewing pleasure. or not.

[aidiero]

to think that this guys control the media in singapore is scary..

[MrLisztomaniac]

god lord almighty

[crazyweirdomimicers]

This is so fail.

[poisonedporkchop]

Exceedingly painful to watch.

[missianiime]

This is the best thing that I have ever seen XD OMG SO funny XD Never thought that some asian buisness would do this :p

[2ksins]

It's not about being the best rappers out there, it's about being funny, creative and show other countries that they're not just a bunch of mindless corporate workers, but they can actually have fun.

Hell, if you were to make a commercial, I bet you'd just make a boring one, really. Have some pride in your country, Singaporeans. It's sad that so many Singaporeans place Western cultures and media on the higher pedestal than our own. It's not the BEST rap, but they're actually making an effort.

[poisonedporkchop]

@2ksins You actually find this funny and creative? Thank goodness I don't know you in person. You'd probably bore me to death. By the way, I am proud of my country, but I'm not proud of idiots and self-righteous leeches getting paid taxpayers' dollars just to sit on their bottoms and censor whatever they see fit to, regardless of public opinion.

[2ksins]

@poisonedporkchop MDA doesn't just sit there and censor stuff, although regulation is one of the integral parts of their job. They also involve themselves in community outreaching and put efforts into supporting and promoting game development through various initiatives such as the World Cyber Games Asia Championship and etc. So without them, you probably would see a severe slowdown in the influx of games into Singapore, because MDA is actually one of those who bring in the many games to here.

[OneirologicAlliance]

what? Other than filtering my pr0n, is this all the MDA can do?

[poisonedporkchop]

@OneirologicAlliance Pretty much. The whole organisation is a waste of taxpayer's money. Even the NEA is doing something more productive than censoring and choosing what THEY think is safe for you to watch.

[OneirologicAlliance]

@poisonedporkchop and plus its made out of these bunch of old dudes who probably has control over Singapore's future in social media.

[razulle]

omg it's...so bad

[MrDuralumin]

The mda doesn't know that the words MEDIA HUB and CENSORSHIP don't go together.

[Jinz007]

this video should be banned

[wenloh]

DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[glassesfreak]

Put this on itunes!

[boysarefun]

i have never been so embarrassed in my life

[loenggingwai]

新加坡好開放哦

[Suisfonia]

Why would a group of people want to demean themselves by making a rap song?

[booger773]

the commenters here were either sent by bretty erlich or Singaporean, Im both, so i think i win the most.

[Vraser]

Singapore is not only a country! It is an empire state of mind!

The best country in the world - a real cultural success.

I wish the rest of the world learn and copy!

No drugs! No smoking in public areas! No corruption! Lowest crime rate! Great education, A WORKING system.

This clip works too! See how you all react to it. No one can ignore it.

GOOD JOB!

[BiteSizeification]

LMAO!!!!!

[RammaRITOORITO]

they are just having fun with their new green screen

[bjkelly23]

this video leaves me with the funniest feeling

[sinstuff]

The music is D12's "Ain't nuttin but music"

[sadier94]

Why would the proponents of creativity in Singapore chose an African American genre? How very inspired.

[alexcheetah79]

were they drunk at the office when they made this?

[Quincyishidaawesome]

@alexcheetah79 yes yes y'all

[sbstransitbuses]

It's not shit, it's just very funny!

Imagine their faces.."what? A rap??!

[sweetinnocentnothing]

HAHA wth they should have gotten real rappers to do the rapping with proper lyrics and accent and the least lip sync it.

[lycurgusthelawgiver]

Numbers girl be big pimping. Madly.

[mayxiu]

lolwut? SO much fail

[dantle2]

This shit is so cache.

[nubilepartisan]

I'd like to see Americans successfully make a 4 minute rap video in Singaporean.

[piplupsingularity]

so bad it's good

[SkullCandy667]

its funny because Singapore is a City and a State which is convenient because this is crap and poop

[Morisia9900]

@SkullCandy667 VVFS plagiarism, much?

[runescapefanify]

the old man dancing... hmm

[sirpwnage11]

fuck the system.

[fayeriemagick]

I don't know what is worse... the bad rapping, the flaillllllllling actions or the fact that they actually dared to show this to the world.

[fayeriemagick]

/facepalm

[ashlon0929]

this is horrible

[wanharris]

Intriguing video! I never thought they could rap :D especially the CEO & IT director of MDA. Usually we have meeting together with RTB as they looked serious and stay focus during discussion.

[leezhanwei]

@wanharris THEY CANT RAP TO SAVE THEIR LIVES

[krisonic66]

total rubbish

[ExcellenceUSAF]

I seriously think I had a dream about this song last night.

[slickxlow]

fuck your ass man yall suck dick you call that rap , well fuck yourself get yourself on a motek .

[mainvideos2009]

if it stopping you from going to a website just use a proxy such as anchorfree i did it and now i can watch porn without being attacked by the government

[hitmannumber47]

OH GOD I was so convinced this was fake, but apparently it's not. Also, fuck Singapore for their blatant censorship and their incredibly fascist regime (life in prison for smoking weed? Corporal punishment for all kinds of shit? Uh-huh, right)

[akpothed]

i made it in singapore China, Cannes, here we come bitches!

[leftsarulez]

wow they cant ryhme but ther names ryhme. it makes up for the old asian peepl;e

[ExcellenceUSAF]

and this is real.....

[TheDirekChew]

So.. this are the peeps that blocks porn? D=<

[selfmade17]

@TheDirekChew Lol damnit i hate that!

[oliath]

Time to rethink your entire strategy MDA?

[evilshreyas]

FUCKIN A!

[TiMaO6]

this is freakin epic

[selfmade17]

Most rap songs are never this long!

[davilq]

No, NO! Y;all!!

[DeepFriedDoom]

My eyes, they bleed!

[tahoman1616]

how can old people be creative?

[namegamereviews]

rap song that never rhymes.

Brett Erlich is credited.

[robflasito]

@namegamereviews i just saw that episode nice

[petey815]

oh and also, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[petey815]

VVFS!

[naaleyy]

i just wasted 4+ mins of my life watching this

[MdOne13]

How can people like this STUPID video...

[PuckFepsi]

@MdOne13 i dont think anyone does lol



[8tiesrock]

Gay ass Singapore rap...cannot even speak proper English..and they are in media? WTF?

[gottisrt10]

W...T...F... Is this? More money wasted...

[derekcsy90]

I am not sure if they did this because they were that 'bo liao' or they wanted more publicity (but it failed?). This video is not convincing enough, it really degraded them to plain amateurs. They are not good at rap, so do something different that is related to their course of work.

[brotherfreak]

this is dam long ago, they still promote lcd tv, now have led tv

[gottisrt10]

@brotherfreak You have no idea what you're talking about do you?

[brotherfreak]

@gottisrt10 huh why not, its rly long ago isnt it?

[gottisrt10]

@brotherfreak Fine it is long ago, but an LCD TV is not before a LED TV. LCD tv's use either LEDs or fluorescent lighting to light the image that is on the LCD, got it...

[traildoctor]

HILARIOUS!!!

[andrewduhmetroid]

gayass singaporean rap

[strider911]

Hahaha.

This is brilliant!!

This isn't meant to be a serious gangsta rap song. It's meant to be tongue-in-cheek, to show that these senior executives are willing to go out of their comfort zone and do something different.

I bet they had fun making it, and they knew how ridiculous they looked, and they still loved it.

[TheEnthropii]

@strider911 Do you work for MDA?

[strider911]

@TheEnthropii No. Look at my channel. Do I look like someone who works for MDA? :/

[fayeriemagick]

@strider911 doesn't change the fact that the people its targeted to hates it

strategy FAIL

[hasher87]

bunch of pathetic oldies who should just go die..

RELEASE THE HEAVY RAIN ALREADY WILL YA!!

[figi21]

wth is tis?

[lancerglx82]

a minute into the video and i had to close the window..

[TonydaPham]

......Where is a gun so I can kill myself

[whoami]

WIN!

[freakedout93]

oh god. i was expecting some nigga rap. this is like a song?!?

[loywen]

at least they make millions every month!

[MetallicaRepublic]

come on man this is like the worst rap i've seen in ages. probably the worst i've seen in my life...

[craparoni]

"Hold up, please, they call me The Man"

MDA allowed those lines?!? Woaaaah

[mandscat]

Haha this is good

[Blackicye]

Oh god, I couldn't watch the entire clip.

[Kelthire]

lol, saw that on the Encyclopedia Dramatica article of Singapore.

"Get creative, can do, rock on!"

Oh the irony, with all the talentless & unoriginal local musicians and artists along with censorship and banning, how are we suppose to be creative?

Give me Immortal Technique anyday, not that MDA garbage

[SessyFluffyBoa]

This is priceless. XD I laughed so hard...

Well, give them some credit. :) You can see that they're trying their best.

(Their rapping sounds like a business lecture)

[ruin550]

*Hides in hole*

[tisjayne]

omg. it was too painful to watch. which creative agency did this??!!

[junkai21]

@tisjayne kudos to the editor...

[firdaus125]

Hey assholes I'm going to watch porn right now just to piss you all off

[swooos]

this is rubbish

[princedepressia]

Looking at their faces, I finally understand why porn sites are blocked in a country with legal prostitution areas.

MDA! Listen up! If there's something you really NEED to censor, it's this video! In fact, it's best if you ban it altogether! Srsly!

[Purplemistz]

You noe what. That was freaking retarded!

[caligrapher]

I feel shame for my country.

lulz.

[MissingGstrings]

Fuck the MDA

[meegii13]

*facepalm*

[freeerteee]

singapore content on an international stage.

look everybody they've accomplished it!°!

Has anybody noticed that White Spores (Chinese in this case) are the only white collar Spores?

Where're the Injuns and Malays? They can't get creative and 'lock on"! ?

[weirdboy321]

epic fail.

[spiderman4747]

EPIC EPIC FAIL

[MetallicaRepublic]

pathetic fools

[geodome83]

Does the Arts NMP Audrey Wong get to grill the MDA crew??

[EvilFiyero]

gosh these guys should be banned from singing or rapping or any form of entertainment especially music!!! yucks!!!

[000steelandstone000]

i'm not proud to be a singaporean anymore.

[RonLarhz]

dun throw sg face can anot.....

[timromney]

Are these the guys who approve scripts??!

I can safely assume the quality of scripts greenlit by them will be similar to what we see here.

[kayth]

what bunch of crap.

[Lokies]

propaganda bullshit. wtf has MDA done that have caused the NEW generation of Singaporeans happy? Cutting films? Banning films? Restricting this & that that certainly will rob Singapore's dreams of wanting to become #1 in everything?

This is absolutely disgusting.

And was I right that those fucktards from MDA are indeed super-headed by a bunch of old fucks.

[BaconBlimp]

you missed out baning dialect

[jakecopa1]

shit

[darkwolf950]

it's meant to be a joke...

[minern22]

FAILURE BITCH!

[minern22]

the rap an editing is nice and all but old peeps doin raps FAIL

[freshwaterdrum]

A service oriented atmosphere, BITCH!

[freshwaterdrum]

This is what happens when you let actual IT nerds make rap videos.

Priceless.

[shiromanjuu]

I lol'd hard.

[Jeff1255]

rofl n1

[jennylml]

Ha ha ha...

Can't stop lauging when watching this video, I can say they're brave to show this video infront of us.

Singapore MDA ....the quality .... that's why I watch SCV for > 10 years, I don't mind to watch channel 5 + Channel U but I seldom touch on channel 8 unless my SCV broke down.

You ask me who is the actors and actresses in Singapore, I er..... cannot answer you, I do can recognise a few la.

[warmongers666]

wait for a minute??? This video actually got 4 stars. What the hell is wrong with this world?

[EvilFiyero]

lol i gave it 1 star just only because youtube doesnt have a 0. 1 star

[Msystique]

I think this video is GREAT. It istantly captures my attention. And I especially like the part at 3.15 go watch at the guy called thiam wai kin.

[shoegazer666]

is this a joke?

[hanus8]

I can't believe I just watch this shit from start to Finnish.

[warmongers666]

I think you suffered the same problem as me. The horror just stunned you so much. I guess you couldn't press the backspace.

[ltrlplel]

cmi

[theCure1234]

I want Mr chews asian beaver back on the net

[denomicgaln2]

this is RIDICULOUS -_-

[picopallasi]

Hey everyone, these are the douchebags people who brought you HBO censorship. Also.

These same douchebags hate free speech and they're saying 'be creative'. Brilliant.

[aileensim]

Everybody involved in that ad knows that they're not a rapper, and they're not trying to be one. Its just a way to say that they're willing to be different, willing to try new things and willing to take risks, even if it means embarrassment or failure. At the end of the day its all just for laughs.

I think this is great! It's different, its funny and it gets attention. We (esp singaporeans) should stop being so negative about everything and applaud MDA's guts. BRAVO!

[warmongers666]

The guts to kill rap music----you mean

[onefinalhit]

reason enough to give up your citizenship

[onefinalhit]

Words cannot describe how unbelievably terrible this is. It's just a matter of time before this appears on some big news site's "odd and whacky" section.

This is like one of those fictional ads you'd expect from a Borat movie.

I can't believe a group of people decided this would be a good idea and spent actual money producing this sound and colour video version of bullshit.

And rap?! Because we all know middle aged Asian people are famous for being the best rappers.

[MetallicaRepublic]

epic fail

[lIlLLinIlI]

They're just trying to do something different... Unless you guys want to continue with those boring 'guy talking messages' adverts?

[RoseSkye]

KILL IT WITHOUT FIRE!

[darennio]

omg. so that's why Singapore media scene so fail.

[chuckfrance]

Come on - y'all taking it way to seriously. Its an Advert, and I've seen worse

[hugsnbugs]

err...  and the point of it all being?

:)

[ZzdeathangelzZ]

OH GOD IT BURNS!!!!!

lol they should go eat mee siam lolololol fghdgdhth

[coolduderesource]

THIS IS THE EPITOME FOR ALL RAP TO COME!!! cool rap that is.... ^^

[feedmewitfood]

lol lame noob shit....wahahaha.go home sleep lah.

[vincentchow8]

U guys need to appreciate this. They made this so that the singaporian people will listen to wat there plans are in a creative way. This is a good idea so stop sayin how crap their voices are. THEY ARN'T EVEN PROFFESIONAL RAPPERS.

[hellblazersharif]

then they shouldnt have tried rapping at all....

[justrockmebaby]

Its not the bad rapping or poor quality that bothers me.... Its how they put money so high on the agenda. I mean, most of it is business speak.

And "channel x".... just what sort do you think it is?

[bryantanjw]

The just talking Cock man all crap!They so lame....

[Linustom]

This is utter crap.. Maybe they should rap about how much censorship that they impose on local productions and overseas...

And they want creativity.. Bullshit!

[nightfallstain]

meh...thanks for blocking porn site :(

[qwertyjem85]

Deputy CEO in bling!

[cpssnorman]

so lame

[IzzieSanders]

GO HDTV GUY!

:]

I love these people. They should do another one.