Atheist Comedian Re; Ray Comfort is bananas

[kelthusad3]

I wonder how Ray Comfort would respond to this video if he did..

Btw, the video where Ray Comfort talks about why bananas are atheists nightmare is actually quite funny. It's almost like a monthe python joke.

[MrOpenGamer]

Ray Comfort isn't worth debating with.

[klfly]

@MrOpenGamer True but sometimes entertaining to ridicule.

[MrOpenGamer]

@klfly

Definitely. Who doesn't like slagging off bananaman?

[seathanaich1]

That's great! Yes, why did "God" give me, an intelligent atheist, the same amount of intelligence that has to be shared about between 10 or more Christian creationists?

[gooserex]

Awesome!!!

[mytv80]

ahahah hilariousooo!!!

[tjnama]

God gave us the knowledge to make the A-Bomb.....really Mr. Comfort? Love your vids klfly.

[Th3MartianCat]

Whoooooo SCIENCE & BANANAS FTW !!!!!!!

[TheDyingbluerose]

Ok, Ray, you are a fool. Never admit you were wrong about defenting your God. MY GOD! And lemme just say this, I was an athiest before He kicked my butt and made me realize i was being a FOOL. So I would like for you to give me an example about how you know "scientifically" that God doesn't exist. How did you PROVE IT!

[klfly]

If you are the one with a belief than it is on you to prove it scientifically, not on me to disprove it. There are infinite things that could be true, that can't be disproven (Google Russel's Teapot) but it's what we can prove or at least support with evidence that matters.

[turtlen]

@klfly It all depends on the 'processes' your using to 'prove' something and even then how you look at it.. the purpose of having faith isnt to prove in its existence anyway lol.. thats why its called 'faith'

[smaakjeks]

@turtlen

But there are things that theists claim that is subject to evidence. Like the existence of Jesus and Moses, or that prayer works. Results? Fail, fail, fail.

Oh well...

[atheist1904]

@turtlen so why bother posting video's with proof of intelligent design, like the banana video? Evidently, faith just isn't enough and there's no proof in the world that God, Moses, or unicorns exist or have ever existed!

[infideluxe]

Regarding believers' claims about the Judeo-Christian god, check out Victor Stenger's "God: The Failed Hypothesis." His premise is that god, as he is traditionally defined as interacting with the physical universe, lends himself well to the scrutiny of the scientific method.

Stenger rigorously applies this in as many ways as possible on as many truth-claims as possible.

God fails every time.

I agree with Keith that it is up to the the one making the claim to prove it, however.

[Noisegator]

@TheDyingbluerose - Hey, DBR, you forgot to threaten klfly with hellfire and eternal torment. That's the winningest argument you have after all. Fear conquers all!

[ForumLight]

Evolutionism claims the following can (and did) happen (replace [rats] with any animal you wish):

It claims populations of [rats] can evolve over generations eventually into animals that are clearly no longer [rats] at all. Just like hippos, giraffes, eagles and people are clearly no longer fish at all.

Fact: such a belief is not observable, and cannot be shown happening in actual test cases. Hence by definition, it's not science! They can only give reasons they believe in it.

[klfly]

Maybe you should define science for us then. I've been working on a false definition all this time.

Interesting how much genetics has advanced since Darwin's time and how much it has supported the ideas who put forth rather than undoing them.

[ghostsnakedeadpool]

man hybridized bananas to make it easier for us. man made god in their image because man is selfish and dosent want to think too much and god helps people think less and lets them go on with their day and not worry what made them. i say fuck that lets start thinking and stop puting faith into an old bronzes age tale

[depletable]

My dick fits perfectly in my hand. Was that hybridization?

[jnjoblon]

Hahaha, great point.

5*, fav and subbed.

[SirPwn4lot]

Same, it made me lol.

[strongassstuntman]

There is a book about a cat in a hat... but I dont quote that to make you believe cats talk and clean...

[airborne4325]

"I tell you the truth, all the sins and blasphemies of men will be forgiven them. But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin. He said this because they [teachers of the law] were saying, "He has an evil spirit." -Mark 3:28-30

[pumpkinman30]

so what. the entire bible is bullshit anyways. why should anyone care what this particular verse has to say.

[donkyconger]

The bible also says Stone people who work on the sabath. which we'd all be screwed on the fact that the sabath is saturday. yeah, also if you rape some girl promised in marriage your stoned but if you just rape a Girl not promised you have to marry her. Little weird. Knowledge of the bible leads to atheism

[Rockster969]

Well I was baptised in the holy spirit and i renounce your bronze age bullshit ya dingbat creatard can't think for yourself fucking saddo loser

[ignoranttwat]

That fucking Holy Spirit, he fits perfectly into the annoying little hole in my intellect.

[airborne4325]

Blasphemy-In English Law, blasphemy is the offence of speaking matter relating to God, Jesus Christ, the Bible, or the Common Prayer, intended to wound the feelings of mankind or to excite contempt and hatred against the church by law established, or to promote immorality.

[airborne4325]

what is a Zoroastrian? is it Zoro?

All joking aside, Muslims are lies, Hindus are Lies, (Hindus)how could u come back as a cow, and (Muslims)why would u get 72 virgins w/ Allah? They r into killing and desruction. at least read b4 u judge.

[klfly]

Right, because killing and destruction are so foreign to Christianity. You dismiss these religions so simply. How could one come back as a cow? How could an omnipotent God need animal sacrifices and then need to sacrifice himself to himself all so that he could forgive the creature he created for giving into the temptation of a snake he created?

It is as simple to dismiss your beliefs and their arguments are just as impassion and cocky.

[airborne4325]

i left out head. in my last comment. sorry.

[airborne4325]

Keith u r right, i have replied to u several times, and forgive me for thinking that u could keep up.

Ok. so know tht we have cleared it up. have u replied to my last comments. i answered ur gun on the senerio. and added some simple logic, just FYI.

[klfly]

Perhaps the youtube comments alert that lets me know when I get a reply has become as bored with your circular logic as I have. plus the fact that you have rudely spread your comments across several videos.

Thanks for the love by the way. I hope it doesn't make heaven hard to enjoy, knowing so many loved ones are burning because we weren't so amazingly smart as you.

[airborne4325]

Hey buddy, guess what I love you man, and even though u dont know me and i dont know u, I still love u and God loves u.

U can do what u want man, u dont have to belive me, but I will tell u this, Hell does exist, and it is very very bad..

[klfly]

You don't reply to anything I say. You change the subject and spout some other "truths" with no evidence. You say "Believe me." Why would I believe you? Why don't you believe the Muslims or the Hindus or the Zoroastrians?

[airborne4325]

did u get my last comment to you?

let me know. thnkx

[klfly]

Yeah, I replied to it.

[airborne4325]

we are here bcuz of God...period.

u can choose to ignor this fact, and u can choose not to belive in God thats why u have free will, have u heard of it? Guess who invented free will? Yes, God.

[klfly]

Fact? Where is your evidence of this fact?

Free will? If you put a gun to someone's head and tell them "Do what I say or I'll kill you." are you giving them free choice? I don't call that choice.

And I did not CHOOSE not to believe in God. I chose to be honest and look at all the evidence including what you and all the other religious folks of oh so many different religions presented. If you have some evidence I missed I'm glad to look at it.

[airborne4325]

Hey Keith, proud of urself buddy? Satan is, he really like you pal. You are making fun of the only thing he is jelous of, GOD.

Repent your sins and ask for forgivenes,

you do not want to die w/out not knowing Jesus.

[klfly]

I am willing to engage you and have a discussion if you're up for talking like a grown up.

But you can't go spamming everyone of my videos or I will do what is appropriate with spammers and block you.

I've replied to several of your other insane ramblings. Are you capable of responding?

[itzdaman]

Oh boy, that 1 minute made me lol hard.

[powerthrucontrol]

HAHA! Awesome argument! +3 atheist bonus points

[otherether]

Banana Man Ray Comfort is busking for your cash. Who's cash? Those stupid enough/willing to buy into that little organ grinding chimp's bullcrap. It's puzzling that people in fact do hand their money over to his *cough!* ministry. As for Kirk...he's worthless.

[Proventer]

.......he's sorry for misleading people base on his limit knowledge. I am sorry people believe this guy. He clearly don't know anything else.. other than God. Hmm what card is he playing?

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,

by the wise as false,

and by the Rulers as useful.

~Seneca the Younger

[Supmargy]

HAHA!!!! excellent!

[rhalas]

YESSSS!

[popeyroach]

hilarious.

i wish comfort had used a mango instead of a banana, wouldn't have had so much luck there would he?

[rainyreflections]

I like gift certificates....Lol I love your video, everyone always asks me to tell them to explain the banana when they find out I'm Atheist...so apparently they didn't see the second video.

[najohnson1678]

God is gracious to "smart people who don't believe in Him" for the same reason a farmer fattens up the beef.......... For the slaughter. The Cross is not only a display of God's grace and mercy but also of His wrath and justice . If He made Him who knew no sin to be sin for us and crushed His own Son on the cross what do you think He will do to those who enjoy His gifts and mock Him all their days? There is appointed a day for a man to die and after that is judgement.

[klfly]

And what exactly did these "smart people who don't believe in Him" do wrong? With these tiny brains he gave us, we were unable to win in his game of hide and seek and for this we deserve his wrath?

And if you're ever thinking of crushing your own son for someone, as a gift, may I suggest a gift certificate to Target instead.

[jms4979]

No, klfly, it couldn't be more clear. See, God is a notorious prankster, so He created a universe 6000 years ago, and planted all kinds of crazy evidence that made it completely obvious that the universe was older, made it seem insane to believe in Him, etc. Then, anybody who figures it out, he tortures in Hell forever. HI-larious, isn't it?? That God, such a great sense of humor He has.

For his next trick, he's going to create babies with hideous genetic deformities. Major lulz!

[hotbananapants]

I always found it hilarious that Ray would choose the BANANA to be the "atheist nightmare". That which disproves evolution. Could he have picked a worse choice?

"The banana. Designed specifically for man, yet also the trademark food, widely enjoined by monkeys ALL around the world!"

[politirel]

lol

[Bowmaj21]

Comfort would have known that Modern Bananas were man-made if he did the unthinkable and actually did some research like all us idiot Atheists and those dumb Scientists do!

But what do you expect from a guy who thinks that Talking to Yourself (Sorry, "Praying to God") is a better way of understanding something than, I don't know, ACTUALLY STUDYING SAID THING!

[ArrogantAtheist]

Atheists FTW!!

[Sameer3292]

I respect what you believe in or should i say not believe in, but i feel as if atheists are like a kid who has just learned a new word. He will keep repeating and repeating it proudly. Similarly, atheists seem to go around proudly saying "God doesn't exist" in situations that's not necessary. Just like the kid with the new word, atheists (ex-religionists) have found their new thing.

[chaOsMastaGuru]

Don't you just love the mindless zombies that'll take one look at a theistic comment and instantly thumb it down, regardless of its worth?

[desidannykat]

so how do u brainless jerks think u got here . through a genie bottle . u atheists make me laugh.creation is a fact. evoution is a theory get over it .

[klfly]

First off, evolution is not a theory on the origin of life but rather on evolution of species, how we went from simple to complex. No chance, or magic too it and it is not theory but fact that evolution occurs to what extent evolution is responsible for the diversity of life on this planet is theory but a very strong one and many very important scientific breakthroughs have been based on evolutionary biology. Science is saving lives and extending lifespans much better than the church is.

[klfly]

If you can't state your point like a grown up without the name calling then you're not welcome here. Otherwise, please stay and we can have an intelligent discussion.

[kennyrogers71385]

How is creationism a fact? Nottrying to start a youtube fight, butI am really curious as to how you can back that up. And, please don't say the bible because it being written by god is not a fact, it's a belief.

[maverik713]

How very Christian of you.

[tercerocojon]

A genie in a bottle? sounds a lot closer to your view on the matter than ours, buddy.

[gpietsch]

Evolution is both a fact and a theory. How life got here in the first place comes under a different theory, abiogenesis, that is less supported than evolution at this point.

[TLSlayer]

i can disprove god:

i dont like bananas,hahahahaha

am i nuts?

[chaOsMastaGuru]

was that a pun?

[TLSlayer]

which comment?

[chaOsMastaGuru]

the nuts thing

[TLSlayer]

going by the definition the online dictionary provides,yes,hahahhaa

[sb1127]

Good point.

[KayZeeFx]

Boys and Girls don't do it, dont fall for peer pressure. Masturbait at your own risk, God will chop your Nob Off!!!!

"Cristianity: The belief that a 2,000 year old Jewish zombie will get angry if you masturbait."

[CrowColdblade]

Dont masturbate but my one eyed trouser snake fits perfectly in my hand just like a banana. Surely the sweet zombie Jesus must a prow, what else did he do when he was alone in the desert all that time? I mean what man wears a dress if he isnt really sore from al that rubbing when theres plenty of sand around?

[TLSlayer]

the penis was his design,to fit his hand so he can jerk us all aroud.

[SucculentJuniper]

god designed us in his image, so therefore I have concluded god likes to wack it

[kennyrogers71385]

masturbate, its not a fish food!

[jrev37]

Ray Comfort scares the hell out my reasoning, as much as snake poison scares the hell out of my

nervous system.

[publicdrunkeness]

lol yeah!

[xBuscopanx]

LOL nice!

[SlappyThePenguin]

Funny video.

The Ray Comfort video was funnier though, sorry. My fav parts are Kirk Cameron sitting there with stars in his eyes while his master goes on and on about bananas, paintings and clocks. The other highlight was when Comfort turns Dawkins statement that there is a posibility that there is Alien life somewhere in the universe into the lie that Dawkins believes in Aliens.

Ray and Kirk do a great disservice to Christianity with their fanatacism. Got to love them for that.

[klfly]

Oh yeah, I can NEVER hope to be as funny intentionally as Ray Comfort is unintentionally.

If he someday announces and proves that it's all been a farce I will pronounce him the greatest comedian the world has ever known.

[SlappyThePenguin]

Comfort and Cameron are perhaps the modern Abert and Costello, Larrell and Hardy, Martin and Lewis. But which one is the straight man in this act?

[Chefshaolin]

Keep em coming man.

[klfly]

Will do. :D Thanks.

[Allegro2500]

I watched Ray's video. My favorite part was that God gave us the knowledge to not only breed hybrid bananas, but to make dogs so they could fit in his car. LMAO! Oh my Jove...how can you be so stupid? I mean, really. I thought maybe the video was really a parody at that point...but no, they were serious.

[klfly]

Yeah, he's a piece of work isn't he?

Good mustache though.

[cholofawkes]

This shit is bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Seriously though, awesome job.

[klfly]

Thanks!

[Censeo]

So Ray realized that even creationists would start doubting the way of the Master, had they let this utter fail not be retracted... he's got a few braincells left it seems.

[Mathenaut]

"Ray Comfort is bananas."

Just...Classic.

[ChildoftheAtom88]

Well done sir!

[rainingblood92]

banana?

[2007regis]

The banana also fits in your mouth and you can probe your tonsils with it! Tee-hee!

[kopoleba]

I miss the mustache. Mustache May?

[klfly]

If you didn't have to wait until next March it just wouldn't be special. :D

Beside May is my murder month and I can't give that up.

[SuperAtheistBrothers]

haha nice :P

[oojamaflipper]

i think god likes the thrill of the chase.. he loves it when we play hard to get..

lol-eth!

: )

[klfly]

That view of them is what I find most hilarious about Ray saying that Dawkins refuses to debate him. It's like Rush Limbaugh's complaint that Obama won't debate him. Some people have an over inflated sense of themselves.

[PunkCabaretFTW]

hahahaha, I can't believe that fool!

Where did you find his "apology"?

[klfly]

If you have the annotations turned on, you'll see a link to his "apology" video.

I'll go ahead and add the like to the description for this video.

I actually posted this as a reply video but he'll never approve it as such.

[PunkCabaretFTW]

Thanks!!

[mtanti87]

Oh my god I hate that excuse. "God gave man a brain so everything man makes is thanks to god!". Isn't it ironic that people who use that argument are the ones without a brain?

[klfly]

In the same way that people who say "I'm proud of my race!" are usually the people I'm least proud of being of the same race as.

[Cab0cl0]

Banana for the win!

[LordSlag]

Ha! You and I pretty much agree down the line on just about everything you say.

What a stupid douche Ray is.

[klfly]

I don't call men douches. :D

[klfly]

Joke.... tee hee?

[winstonsmith00]

Ray will never lose an argument; he's just that good!

I always thought the banana was a symbol for Kurt's cock. Boy did I get that one wrong...

[klfly]

My favorite was when the two guys who do the atheist cable access show were hit with the banana argument for the umpteenth time...

"The banana fits right in your hand..."

"It also fits in your butt!"

[winstonsmith00]

Yeah Matt Dillahunty - that was perfect.

[TheOnlyThinker]

Atheists ftw. End of story.

[EvoBiologist]

Wow - he actually made an apology!?! Does that mean that it took him all this time to find out that bananas were cultivated? I always assumed that he'd known that for a while now and was just ignoring the facts and being disingenuous. This news makes it sound like he's really just so completely out of touch with reality that he actually hadn't heard the hundreds of people loudly protesting his claim until now. That's even more sad than I thought.

[qanazir]

Perhaps scientists are just better to use god's gifts?

Or perhaps they aren't god's gifts at all?

[cain825]

Good question for Ray Comfort, but i'm not actualy interested in his answer!

[klfly]

Me neither, nor do I expect to get one from him.

I don't even expect that he'll approve this reply.