Eminem - The Kids (With Lyrics)

[95TheDeftOne]

Where's this song from?

[sondreelias]

@95TheDeftOne Lol its from eminem

[95TheDeftOne]

@sondreelias I mean what album is it from

[jojohomie01]

this is a mixture of the tits and the pits

[USarmyCav38]

Thumbs up if you think is fucking dumb when people ask for thumbs up. Just kidding if you give me a thumbs up your an ass

[Beasty133]

Uhh.... Theres really nothing else to say, drugs are just bad mkay... its bahhd for you...

[Jayke12928]

whenever i need to giggle. i listen to this jingle. hehe

[Wrigz11]

mothafuckas, der aint no lyricxs!

[alexdr241]

@Wrigz11 description

[bobchillaxd]

so kids say no to drugs..

so you don't act like everyone else does...

[niiklav]

random lol

say no kids mmkayy

[TheEvelyn984]

hi there little boys and girls!!!! (FUCK U)

[8080pop]

I wish eminem would sing for my health education class =(

[THESAMEGUYderp]

mmk in the woods the pot was acutsaly posin ivey

[orchdork21]

magic mushrooms yum yum haha

[graffitiwriter98]

42 moms heard this song

[8080pop]

Me - Eminem is such a god damn...

Girlfriend - No definately Justing Bieber,

Police Officer - So you're sure she fell on the knife?

[801Milcah]

Eminem is soo good at imitating Mr Mackey! XD

LOL at his Cartman! XDD

[801Milcah]

South Park!! XDDD

[damienjosh]

very random but fucking awsome

[bevi4]

i swear youtube make the page jump down on purpose so instead of clicking on this you click on the add at the top of the page...

[Xx1Cookiemonsterx1X]

"Have you seen my dick its the wsize of the dislike button. FUCK NO ITS THE SIZE OF THE DISLIKE BUTTON. Speaking of wich do you know what albums bad for kids? Justin Beieber. Its the worst albums in the world. If someone offers it to you dont listen. Kids two of his hits will destroy all ear fluid. And ear fluids final.

[ghosterdown]

yep smoke crack

[eminemOLDschool]

The kid-ahh mom im high:I The mom- yeah yeah ok shut up im watching TV

[almonsnap]

hahaha i love hearing "smoke crack" in the backround

[saifiboi99]

This Video was Uploaded On My vid xD

[TheGangstaBoiiii1]

cus children drugs are baddd!!!

[msmotherfacker]

did south park sue him? haha

[iluvlemons0606]

where are the lyrics

[johnwillianms]

@iluvlemons0606 sooooooooooo are you stupid or what

[nico2710]

holy fuck that intro was scary, loud as fucking bitch. Scared the shit outta me:S Argh now im paranoid, FUCKING WEED!

[sweetfeet2012]

This dude is so talented... its just a shame that all his talent came at the expense of so much pain in his life.... Still love him, though (ho homo!!)

[Einareen]

@sweetfeet2012 Totally homo!

[ArticWasp12]

Hey andrey91 that's what she said

[TheEvelyn984]

My girlfriend told me she doesnt like Eminem

shes single now...jk

shes dead!!!!!!!!

[TheEvelyn984]

Haha i did that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolz

[andrey91pireu]

this is so funny :))))))))))))

[MrJonskuu]

I really forgot how good these oldschool songs are! :)

[leemillar141]

i miss slim shady :(

[the357goesBANG]

mkayyyyy

[mackenziecallahan]

Dope as hel*! <3

[PeaceLoveeRitaa]

I LOVE THIISSSS.. MARSHALL MATHERS I FUCKCCCKINGGNGN LOVE YOUYUYU OMGG

[Brimmy11]

The one downside to e.... your member shrivels up.

[pandaturtlexox]

@Brimmy11 not if you're a girl ;D

[09connorsb]

42 PEOPLE LIVE AT HOME WITH THEIR PARENTS AND SPEND ALL THEIR FREE TIME LOOKINMG PEOPLE UP ONLY TO CRITISIZE LOL

[quaker261]

@09connorsb well saidn my freind well said.

[tylerbarrett1996]

i really love this song!

[haileyH198]

haha "south park is gonna sue me"

[minamu8]

I really think this should have replaced "Kim" even in the explicit version. It's way better.

[HazMaTeX]

42 People see fat women in g-strings with orange hair

[judettaja]

oookhay!

[britishmagician28]

we watched this in Religious Education :D our teacher's facial expression :D

[DrJetzy]

I watched this in an awful mood, and I don't think I've laughed this hard in a few weeks! XD

[TheEvelyn984]

My girlfriend told me she didn't like Eminem...

She's single now...jk

She's dead!!!!!!!!!! 200 likes and i WILL sing this all day in school!

[JonnMcNally]

@TheEvelyn984 Your imaginary girlfriend doesn't count.

[TheEvelyn984]

@JonnMcNally i am a chick and my boyfriend wouldnt like u being a dick to me!!!!!

[fifa2210]

thumbs up at 3:16 you can hear smoke crack :D

[lukeyconhisgrind]

@fifa2210 I think we can all hear it now you've mentioned it pal! #Beg.

[TheEvelyn984]

@fifa2210 i hate ppl tht say 'thumbs up if....'. i could say thumbs up if eminem is the one singing/rapping this song!

[123satanic321]

Anyone else think the beat that starts playing at the end is sick?

[PoppyyDawessx]

Love this<3 i love eminem so much

[321liljc]

i wish Eminem was my teacher

[Warriormaster2]

hi



[f3arl3s5]

"Kids, Two hits'll probably drain all o' ya spinal fluid. And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back! So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in ya back!"

This dude is an actual genius. Best Ever. The first verse's flow is insane and third is hilarious!

[chastiff2000]

hey if you like this check out 'baby singing the kids'

[terrorfestival]

Anyone know what CD this is on where it's uncensored? It's on The Marshall Mathers LP but iTunes only has the clean version. I want the dirty one on my iPod.

[jharrypot2004]

@terrorfestival The only album it was on was the clean version of the Marshall Mathers LP in place of the song Kim

[terrorfestival]

@jharrypot2004 Then how'd this guy get it uncensored?

[WadeZabelRaps]

@terrorfestival get a laptop, download it off mp3ye. open itunes on your laptop, and move the song to it.

[MegaVector2011]

@terrorfestival May have been censored in the US but all the uncensored versions are on the UK release which I have, I'm a Brit. Just convert this to an MP3 using Freeyoutube toMP3 converter, easy & free.

[terrorfestival]

@MegaVector2011 Thanks.

[MegaVector2011]

@terrorfestival Pleasure.

[Zer0powa]

Oh No! You Killed The Sqewwel!

[goofyaxzkid]

i think shes wierd :/

[goofyaxzkid]

i got mad at my english teacher and played dis in class and she started crackin up lmao i dont think i never seen ayone laugh dat hard lol

[uhraurhua]

funny as hell xD

[TasteMyDBolts]

this was the shit back in the day hahha still funny as

[laughsquad007]

@DaFleegsta weed might be legal, but the world will be destroyed in about 4 days when he launches nukes at countries that support gays.

[DaFleegsta]

@laughsquad007 He has nothing against gays.. He personally doesn't think their marriage should be considered real marriage, but he acknowledges that his opinion has no business in political decisions (aka, he's against it being illegalized, he supports freedom of choice as long as it doesn't harm others).

Do some research beyond fox news next time :).

[kidmen123]

Hi there little boys and girls

Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirtles

[premoz]

@SlooowDSM Thanks for clearing that up dude :) I only had the explicit version, didn't realize the clean version would come out with a different song...

[premoz]

@scottfry5 Late reply I know but go back to school you muppet! Don't fuck with Premoz cause Premoz is CRAAAZZZZYYYY!!!!!

[reptozego]

My peinis is the size of a the dislike bar, have you seen it?

fuck NO you haven't seen it, it's the size of the dislike bar

[smurf7thStreet]

@reptozego lol you have 69 likes, get it?

[MegaGunz101]

@reptozego mmm' kayyyy

[UglyFiveOne]

Anyone help me out here?

Looking for the name of the labum it has this on it + a few songs that got banned and a few songs where ICP are ripping eminem?

Chees

[777Beamer777]

@UglyFiveOne this was on Marshall Mathers LP. Dont think any songs got banned. And some ICP songs are Slim anus, Eminems mom, and Nuthin but a bitch thang.

[JDNDP]

@777Beamer777 well the song "kim" was banned from the clean version of the "marshall mathers lp" but still on the original album btw cheack out my channel and listen to my band "Infinite" thanx :)

[titts83]

@UglyFiveOne i believe this song was a single its why its a less heard of song but fuckin awesome



[RelapseMan12]

666k views ? even satan agrees this is dope.

[nuknuknuk111]

39 people's back hunched up like they were practicing yoga

[gamingonaskateboard]

hi bob xd

[erpuzzetta01]

You're walking around thinking that you know every song made by Eminem... Then you find something fucking awesome like this. xD

[donteatmytaco100]

i like how he keeps talking about squirles(:::

[Dwarfomg]

Dammit! Now I have to find liltunechi4eva comment -.-

[GorgonDrageil]

OH SHIT! this is the first Eminem song I ever heard.

[Tirisfalen302033]

@GorgonDrageil have you been living under a rock?

[GorgonDrageil]

@Tirisfalen302033 No this was the first song of Eminems songs I heard in like 2000. Srry I should have worded that better.

[soundersbgr]

@GorgonDrageil wow this is the first u heard wow

[GorgonDrageil]

@soundersbgr this WAS** the first song of Eminems I heard back in '99

[shadypyro415]

more offa the rocker than slim shady is offa vodka

[ImXgoingXleft]

This song replaced the song "Kim" on the Marshal Mathers LP because the whole song is about Eminem killing his wife and it was deemed to violent to be released. :)

[L0GAN811]

"Hey adam! Zach is a jackass, look at him!"

[quaker261]

OMG I LOVE U ALLLLL YES I LOVE U ALLLLL FUCK EVEYRONE BUT YEAAAAAH LOVE ME!!!1 OMIGOSH I JUST WANT TO GRAB MY PISTOL AND BLOW EVERYONES FILTHY HEAD OFF! :) LOTS OF LOVE LIAM, I LOVE ,MYSELF SO MUCH. HATE YOU ALL:) THANK YOU CABBAGEMAN

[cpinoth]

"south park is gonna sue me!" lol

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

This is the first time I've heard the uncensored version, and my mind is playing tricks on me by plugging in the reversed words automatically. Weird.

[MisterEminemFan]

South Park would never make fun of Eminem.

[feetwithnoshoes]

@ZebreI10I I didn't know about shrooms as a child.....

[c2daj2dat]

WHAT ALBUM IS THIS ON? AND WHAT IS THAT BEAT THAT STARTS AT THE END OF THIS?

[urugly360]

@c2daj2dat this is like cannabitch, its not on an album

[GDCreation]

@urugly360 yea its is on the clean version of The Marshal Mathers LP. So sorry but your wrong and c2daj2dat is right

[BlackIce700]

@GDCreation Actually, it was originally on the single for "The Way I Am", it replaced Kim on the clean version of MMLP at the last second. So you're ALL wrong.

[xSpiderpig813]

@c2daj2dat This is actually on the clean version of The Marshall Mathers LP and it replaced Kim because it was too bad.

[ivansegos]

@c2daj2dat it was one edition of Marshall Mathers, track 19

[adzyb69]

@c2daj2dat It's on the Marshall Mathers LP

[c2daj2dat]

@adzyb69 no it aint..i have that..

[robanamy]

Drugz are BADD

[yoknow3THESENSATION]

lol at 3 : 17 when mr garrison says smoke crack

[Killinemdead1]

thumbs up if you think faggots that ask for thumbs up are fucking losers

[Spidermax11]

@Killinemdead1 your calling yourself a faggot lol

[GDCreation]

@Killinemdead1 i really hope you were joking when you asked for thumbs up. And if you was being serious then for a fucking hypocrite.

[Killinemdead1]

@yoknow3THESENSATION shut the fuck up asking for thumbs up loser

[Getinthemhohoaids]

i blaze to this..

[savethelephantnow]

he also mentions cartman in 'marshall mathers'

[k4reem5]

wtf thx at the beginning lmao...

[Schizaflow]

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!! DRUGS ARE AWESOME!!!!!

[Killinemdead1]

@Schizaflow are they awesome when a family member dies from an overdose you fuckin prick

[21ricky666]

@Killinemdead1 cry about it you pussy.

[DGEKuShOM]

@Killinemdead1 yes actually they are :)

[Schizaflow]

@Killinemdead1 easy man stay off da internet if u gunna take youtube comments so seriously

[47crazed]

0:44 "hi bob"....patrick the star

[NoobHunter325]

lol i like who he has the uncencord version and not iTunes

[OfficialXceL]

hahahaha, we listened to this song in math class today.

[SmoshMax]

@OfficialXceL are you serious lol!

[evilman01]

@OfficialXceL

Same Fucking love my teacher

[Fr3dom4England]

first rap album i ever liked. i was 9 and loved it.

[quaker261]

MR SHADY! I LOVE YOU SOOO! OH GOSH MY GODLIKE ! OHHH BAWB

[feetwithnoshoes]

"one of the most humungous

problems among young people today, is fungus

It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,

bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it"

this song is the reason i never ate mushrooms, my entire life.  i was 8 or 9 and heard this song.... Seriously.

[ZebreI10I]

@feetwithnoshoes he's not talkin about every mushroom( like the mushrooms on pizza)

he's talking about the "magic mushroom" which is a drug

[NeryandKassey]

ppl who dont like this should just leave cuz if i wanted ur opinion i would have gave it to u bich

[oakley240]

@NeryandKassey First of all, please learn the English language. Second, if you wanted people to not have an opinion, create your own website where you are the fuhrer of comments. Thirdly this is a PUBLIC AREA where people can say what the fuck they want to say...in this instance gave should be given (yes I'm a grammar nazi) and bitch is spelled B-I-T-C-H you stupid FAGGOT! However I do like this song, not this FAGGOT!

[mrTacroy]

@oakley240 college humour fan, insta-thumbs up

[raprules56]

hey there little boys and girls, today were gonna learn how to poison squirles

[creelboy16]

@raprules56 squirrels

[baraku28]

At the time parents had a problem with Eminem because they accused him of "promoting" violence & drugs. And in this song he's just poking fun at those people by pretending to take their side in a song and telling kids to NOT do drugs. It's ironic.

Plus the chorus he says "and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom, She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time".

He was basically trolling lol

[THES3XYMAN101]

he should have named this "The children".

[ZebreI10I]

it's not "cow's dong", it's "cow's dump"

[holyman96]

@ZebreI10I dung?

[ZebreI10I]

@holyman96 dump:)

[gerberberick908]

is this a pro or an anti drug song? i cant tell

[FuckinRipped420]

@gerberberick908 Its a joke. Its like eminem is explaining that drugs are bad but not as bad as people tell you. I do drugs all the time and im fine. I smoke pot everyday

[TrueSomename]

@FuckinRipped420 pot isn't a drug :P it's a natural herb

[ellrt]

@FuckinRipped420 pot... you retarded.. more like heroin and cocaine?

[FuckinRipped420]

@ellrt I was addicted to cocaine for a year so i think i would understand

[weliketoblazeit]

@gerberberick908 "drugs are bad" "kids say no to drugs" its an anti drug add and the reason i dont respect eminem. i completly disagree with this song, and he lies about what drugs do too. its fucked up. i dont like people that lie about drugs. its not right.

[ZebreI10I]

@weliketoblazeit at some point he says "smoke crack"

and he is just making fun of south park and the stupid reasons to not do drugs

but anyway drugs are bad, believe me

[weliketoblazeit]

@ZebreI10I so is high fructose corn syrup, but people still eat it by the spoon full. i know its a parody, but i still dont agree with it. because alot of people (people ive personaly met who told me) think this song is a protest against drugs.

[15smycity]

My names zac i took e last night AND just got out of the hospital :/ !

[willbuck70]

Fuck ye faggots