Beetlejuice Talks About Killing Women

[1KillaSkrilla1]

i hate when they come back to life like that hahahahahahahaha

[GSokolovaite]

where can i get jacket like bettle s?cheers

[Gum2Gum]

Lol that beetle is something else lol oh and the people that keep saying nigger please stopbeing racist cause its never going to be hot again.

[Yurochka85]

Beetlejuice seemed a lot happier before he started hanging around with these guys.

[tonkinshipwreck69]

@MdNtNightmare cause u watching him ,dumb ass saltine

[MdNtNightmare]

@tonkinshipwreck69 lol...god you're stupid.

just do the world a favor and jump off a building.

[tonkinshipwreck69]

@MdNtNightmare like i said: you are making him popular saltine.

[MdNtNightmare]

@tonkinshipwreck69 clearly, because a random person seeing some dumbass and going "what the fuck," obviously means im making him popular.

riiight.

[campbpar]

Beet wouldn't hurt a fly.

[DeezyChris]

this guy cool with me

[gaBehcuoDsuoitneterP]

RIP Beet!

[GaGtHeWhOrE2010]

hahahaha....so funny

[N0GGINB0NKER]

Remember when he spelled "red" wrong like 3 times in a row, even after Gary the Retard spelled it for him just a few seconds before.

[satownhustler210]

I coud see beet in prison, he'd run that shit!

[jordon666]

i want his coat

[gloalath]

"i hate when they come back to life you gotta kill em again" so true lol

[zaney54]

He's a pinhead like on the movie,"Freaks" and their names are Zip and Pip,twin female pinheads.

[zaney54]

He's a pinhead like on the movie,"Freaks" and their names are Zip and Pip,twin female pinheads.

[wcwickedclown]

thid dude cant makes his own videos.

FUCKIN CRACKER ASS N IGGER YOUVE JUST BEEN OWNED.

[DarkenedPsycho]

looks like he has been skull fucked by a dyson and then faceplanted with an anvil.

[7QueenJ]

Thats right ladies don't fuck with Beet!

[treedeblue]

Cannabl1ss your just as dumb... or should I say funny ...

[b1346]

he also speaks 7 different languages.

[comedybenj]

who is this beetlejuice?

[PrettyBubblyx3]

Lol

[viper1966]

Poor Beet. look what he has turned into.

A fucked up Bob Levy clone. although Bob is 10 times more fucked in the head than Beet.

Question.

Why in the fuck does anyone pay anything to see that fucking idiot on stage?

He's not funny He's ugly He's stupid and he's fat

[416RIZZLE416]

Uhhhhh..........Who is this fucking retard again???

[J1schwartz]

Jack the Ripper was WHite you idiot.

[VariedInterest]

Jack the Ripper is now most likely thought to have been three people who were concealing Masonic secrets.

[KX80Supra]

Hes a real gangsta  Haha

[MADEKINGZ007]

Beetle juce uglier than a mutafucka. That nigga say yeah I killed her. I broke that bitch neck lol

[HardAsARock222]

beet changed so much.

[mmeasy123]

yeah....hes still funny...but I like the totally bizzare..off the wall...drunk/high maniac...younger beetle to bne honest.

[mookeychase0907]

"Oh he's only killed one chick two different times"...."I hate when they come back to life like that, you gotta kill em again" LOL these dudes are crazy

[siklad999]

jack the ripper "Yorkshire hero"

[sageb1]

tru dat.

jack was related to the king of england of the time, except he was born of that Yorkshire tramp. so you know he was a bastard but was not a royal one acknowledged by the king because his mum was a commoner.

[FuryLobo]

no wrong! lol

His dad was the canadian man called Phillip and his uncle was called terrence

His mom was asian and she was a tranny but her name was empress something, i forgot ._.

[kwelboss]

Beetlejuice is a descendant of Jack The Ripper.

[alexdshfhjsfhs]

lol i got a jacket just like beet's,i feel much more cooler...XD LOL!!!

[whoHOTTAdenKAY]

LOL

[Zenon2006]

me?

[blushingcheekz]

lol

[SJFan113]

destructivecritism is a pussy, i can just read his comments and tell he is a complete faggot. beetlejuice is muh nigga i love that little mother fucker

[westcoastlife4show]

fcukinidiots if u dnt like it dnt watch it dats all if ur smart like u say just dnt watch it

[cannabL1sS]

beetlejuice is a chronic liar... when asked about his stature he says he is 6'5 and 480 pounds. listen to some more beetlejuice stuff and youll see that literally like 70% of the things that come out of his mouth are stories hes making up on the spot. thats whats funny about him

[Pooternackle]

Howard: When was the last time you got laid?

Beetle: I got laid in 1983

Howard: When were you born?

Beetle: I was born in 1984 im 67 years old baby.

[1KillaSkrilla1]

@Pooternackle hahahahahaha man only beet could say that and make it funny...

[torso99]

@Pooternackle you havent beetlejuice porno ? thats some of the funnies porn ive every seen

[fight4themoney]

he doesnt know fuckin math you dick head and he doesnt know how to read, if you watch other videos he doesnt know how to count, he cant repeat something someone told him to say after a couple of seconds and he cant read

[malchichikov]

@cannabL1sS This is because, I believe, he has literally NO working memory. It is very common for the mentally retarded to use "filler" when their working memory fails them. I honestly find it extremely interesting, neurologically, to witness the differences between him and "Gary the Retard"; Gary has some working memory and logical skills. Beetlejuice, on the other hand, almost certainly thinks by rote memorization, but it is a disorganized, illogical patchwork of previously heard information.

[RAPPERDUDE2PAC]

@cannabL1sS nah he just doesnt kno wat hes talkin about

[timmymike23]

@cannabL1sS no dude..hes just fuckin retarded

[1KillaSkrilla1]

@cannabL1sS hahahahahhaha

[DestructiveCriticsim]

you seriously need to pull the stick outta your ass.

[fight4themoney]

your uneducated obviously

[DestructiveCriticsim]

Shouldn't that be "you're obviously an uneducated individual"?

For someone who thinks they are so much more intelligent than I am, you aren't doing much to prove it.

Great job, dipshit!

[fight4themoney]

what do you want me to do send you my resume? do you even have a college degree? keep using insults to prove your point haha

[DestructiveCriticsim]

You can cheat and get a degree, you can pay to get a degree. No one would pay to be you, no one would pay to watch the idiotic fuckin videos I've seen on your page. You play up with some bravado...but your just a psuedo-intellectual tring to make yourself look good on the internet. You may promptly go fuck yourself.

[fight4themoney]

there you go again using insults to win. good job I love comic media, and I find beetlejuice to be very funny, like some other comedians.if you have such a big problem with these videos why are you even on this page? You are a huge HYPOCRITE, I'm sorry if you had to cheat or pay for a degree, My university is paying for my education, haha, continue to keep working your mediocre job earning minimum wage...I'm not trying to make my self look good I'm trying to protect beetle from pricks like you

[DestructiveCriticsim]

Oh you are hilarious, way off though. I'm not rich but I damn sure don't make minimum wage, but I'm positive it's more than you do. Not that it really holds any relevance, morons can be rich. Why is my income of such importance to you? Do you think your that much better than me?

Seems like your a shithead student who thinks he's gonna go conquer the world....I'll be sure to sit back and laugh when you fail anyway. You are a fuckin troll and a douchebag, go choke on a dick and die.

[souldagger14]

lol are you a British chav or a faggot ??

[DestructiveCriticsim]

Oh and I happen to be a huge Stern fan and a huge fan of Beetle....and I'm not rippin on him, I find him fuckin hilarious. If your a beetle fan you obviously didn't fail to see the humor here, unlike the guy who I left the retort to in the first place. So why ride my ass for saying what I said? You make no fuckin sense.

[horris2]

WTF :0 . I know bettle is a comedian..

[chillipeppereater]

Chop that bitch up and throw her in a bag.

[FZappa20]

I saw the killers of comedy in cleveland a while back. Beetlejuice was by far the star of that tour.

[royalray84]

You guts no he's just kidding.

[edgeinthomas]

poor beetlejuice

[Jasent76]

Godbless Beetlejuice, he can't help how he is, plus he has these guys hanging with him and they egg it on ya know. Of course it's funny, but bless Beetle cause he don't know what he's doing.

[sumofat5]

o tht makes sense

[sumofat5]

what the fuck is up with him i mean medically

[cmacpella]

hes a midget with a disorder that makes his head small, makin him incredibly retarded and funny..

[opie353]

that disease is microcephaly btw

[CALICOTV301]

U missed - and makes his eyes protrude!

He's extremely funny!

[fckthssht]

back in the sideshow days he would have been advertised as a pinhead. aka microcephaly. sideshows are almost dead but stern keeps em going.

[mac777daddy]

Me?

[haltlinium]

Me??

[sgreen4]

He looks so cool smoking

[nadrac2002]

Yea for real lol

[shougmarco]

kill them

[SundayHangover79]

me?

[jessicaanimal]

hes strong mentally....coz peps giz him so much shit...aye...he sty wid it tho...dang he rule

[srotch]

"ME?!"

[homemadesocks]

motherfucker knows what he knows

[bcn1211]

"BEETS" The shit!

[marcusmalone]

Beetle himself profits from this stuff. Don't be so judgemental. No harm, no foul.

[MustacheVerra]

Actually i spent an hour watching his video after i wrote this and had a good laugh...

[marcusmalone]

There you go! Whether we laugh at him or with him, beet seems to be having a ball!

[MustacheVerra]

He's hilarious. ;)

[ElephantDrunk]

"bad as can"

[mackhine]

The electric eye, which is a green type of tube, will open and close as we record :) Beet's the man!

[fizzlefest]

The audio on this is just superb!

[turbovirgo]

irritating!

[teflonmagnet]

which one is beetlejuice? the tall guy with hair near the camera? clean up the audio, bitch!