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  • This is the only song that makes me proud to be American.

  • Proud To Be An American! :]

  • Ok their is international law its called the ICC, you guys are morons, i'm sorry but you are. We just do not subordinate ourselves to it, thank God.

  • I love his voice!

  • "we" he says? Huh, I didn't really sign on for a lot of that shit. In fact I didn't vote for the assholes mostly and I even signed some meaningless, impotent petitions, attended a rally or two but so the fuck what.

  • nor should we have to lol i love this song even though i get what he meens i totaly disagree but its all good .. we do what we want as we should its the right of any power greater than the rest to do as we please if u dont like it f u

  • Funny how a music video by the best type of American has attracted a horde of the worst type of American on youtube.

  • @bazzabaz Too true, they don't even get this is a joke, they actually think like this.

  • This is a great song. The only problem is that John Hall assumes that people are bright enough to appreciate his irony. Many don't. This is genius stuff but too intelligent for a lot of folks.

  • @kuntoda1 Then you come, newly enlightened to the Genius before you, and spoil the fun. Thanks.

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  • @ReeveRuddock Britain aren't know grammar ... or their currant nationality.

  • @ReeveRuddock hey remember how we kicked your ass and became our own nation.... i read books bitch, we kick ass. britains cool too though lol im down with you guys you help us when we tell you to..

  • @NorthWestKing101 actually, its was kinda france and holland......who did the actual ass kicking. And the revolution only pulled through because of a total fluke.

    But Im still on the revolutionaries side tho.

  • @ReeveRuddock america are bester

  • @ReeveRuddock What did the Brits do again???? I'll tell you they sat on their ass and cried for America!!!! BTW I aint a redneck. LOLZ

  • I think its a bit much putting Wonder woman in there .... i mean come on there is limits rofl !

  • @MissSkya1 WW is true Americana.

  • ... :D!

  • @MrDrawingguy no ones going to like your comment just because you put a ":D" on it imbecile.

  • oboma sucks

  • DAMN IT!!! IT SUUUUUCKS!!!!!! i can only like one time!

  • @NorthWestKing101 no ones going to like your comment loser.

  • @Y0mama85 lol is that why you  post comments? fag

  • 1:30 BEST PICTURE EVER LOL i cant read it all though its small.

  • The Pic at the end is classic

  • FUCK YEA!

  • Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah!!!!! NZ Cuntstables taking down Ronald!!!

  • Look at all the wieners getting all political over a silly song. Just sit back and have a good laugh, dont take it so seriously.

  • america ? if you would just get back to your pre-truman withdraw doctrin for about 10.000 years everybody outside of your smurf-culture would get a fair chance to take care about less boring stuff. you didn´t came up with an original idea for how long now ? You exploited the european originals for how and how lame. try to take care for yourself without bothering the rest of the world for 1 year and you see how degenerated and unfit to survive you allready are.

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  • I think the jokes on all the assholes who think this song is about anything besides how much ass AMERICA kicks,whooo!!!!! USA USA USA!!!!!

  • Who the fuck ARE these guys? They're TOO fucking good. I love how people don't get that this is subversive.

  • @pyannaguy generally flag waving super patriots dont understand irony, or subtlety.

  • this should be our national anthem

  • This song makes me feel PATRIOTIC!!!!

  • @say10hailmarys  thank you.

  • id rather be american than another country because they are the smartest no matter what.

    

  • @green66vw irony^

  • This song was true!!! then Obama came along

  • 1:36 ROFLMAO!!

  • Being  American is TOTALLY awesome!!!!

  • This is better than 'America, Fuck Yeah'

  • That is true american thought since he first stepped on america

  • lol, this guy would cower is one of our enemies were at his front door.

  • @jollycholly06 If I had a robot with a machine gun that killed everybody that came to my front door and someone wanting to kill me came to my front door then that robot would be the first person I looked to but it doesn't mean the robot is good.

  • why is it that pretty much every time a liberal artist decides to use their art to make a political comment, it ends up just like this: devoid of quality in the art itself , devoid of subtlety (i mean jesus, literally hit me over the head with your sarcasm), devoid of any unique ideas to help political discourse progress in any kind of productive way.. ? it fails as art, and it fails at achieving any political goal. this rant sounds like something a 10yr old would come up with.

  • @ToxicBrainSludge I don't know much about the artist so I won't pretend that I do, but I don't blame them for making it. Even if it doesn't have profound meaning or meet your standards of quality in the art, they probably had fun making it. That's what I hope would matter to the artist, but then again I don't know them.

  • @ToxicBrainSludge How do you fail at art? The main purpose of art is to make you think or create & emotion. Obviously the artist succeded because it stird up enough emotions & feelings to leave a comment criticizing its affect it had over you. Plus, you dont know much about King Missle if you think this was supposed to be taken as serious political commentary. You completly missed the point. Not everything is like a Norman Rockwall painting. Do you hate Libs or just tolerance?

  • @GENERALJOHNNYREBEL tolerance? that's funny you should mention that. liberals are the least tolerant of others, and should be the last people using that word to describe themselves. the minute liberals smell that someone in a group has a different political mindset from them, they set out against that person. another thing liberals do is deny/obfuscate their own message when someone challenges it. i point out that the political message here is weak, you deny that it's serious. bullshit.

  • @ToxicBrainSludge King Missile is clearly talking about you in this song.

  • AMERICA FUCK YEAH

  • hahahahaha

  • WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!

  • is that reagan at 1:27?

  • ha 1:33 = awesome

  • lol at 2:30 mr. clean was america

  • LOL 1:29

  • Oh no he used a naughty word! That means it's not art anymore :(

  • @XanltheCSG lawl. Truth. ;D

  • I don't think it could be said any better!!!

    America!.. Fuck Yeah!!!

  • @trick69ist This song is ironic.

  • Only judgement can defeat US - if we let it.

  • @MrKirkenstein that or an opposing army that can actually afford one radio communication device per unit.

  • This K I C K S A S S ! ! !

    Hey Antik: No one is forcing you to go and NO ONE is threatening our freedom, so don't give any bullshit excuses. You're going for whatever reason you're going, but it isn't to defend my freedom, or anyone else's freedom. You will be serving the corporate interests of those who want what Afghanistan has (rare earth minerals), what Iraq has (oil) but it certainly isn't for anyone's freedom.

  • @crhymethinc he's fighting for Oil, gold, diamonds, corporate agenda and no fly zones

  • Whatever you think of the message or its presentation, despite the fact that it's a parody of American jingoism, it's all true and I love it.

  • America is number 1!!!!!...at thinking we are number 1 that is...

  • america kicks ass! nobody fucks with us, they dont even try because we are america and we will fuck them up!! hey! is anyone here not from america!? well guess what, fuck you!! i am, and me and the rest of america will fuck you up for no reason, because we are america and we dont need any bullshit excuses!! fuck yeah! doesnt that kick total shit cock fuck pussy dick ass!!!? if you dont think so then fuck you and you're pussy country unless you're country is america, then nevermind you kick ass!!

  • king missle kicks ass......ive been listenin to them since i heard their first Atlantic release "the way to salvation"....imagine walkin thru a head shop and hearing someone singing about dinosaurs, glow in the dark pork and beans , learning the mongoose dance and dan rather in the same song....if you know king missile, then you know what the song is saying....he is mocking our greed and lack of feelings as well as our military power to force whatever it is we want to force on whoever, whenever.

  • @odalayme Spot On Oda! Cheers to you.

    As for the older comments, if you want "enjoyable", go buy the entire King Missile catalog. You might even like Dogbowl on Flan.

  • fuck the troops.

  • @Antiks72 I'm joining the United States Army next month so I can fight for your freedom to say and do whatever you want. So on behalf of every single member of the Armed Forces, Fuck you.

  • @trevorskates94 You're fighting for corporate interests. Hope you come back in a body bag, you fucker.

  • @Antiks72 I'm fighting for your freedom. You're welcome.

  • @trevorskates94 hahahahahaha if you think your fighting for freedom, they really fooled you.

  • @seethootss just say thanks, you dont know shit. However this man has good intentions and wants to protect people like you and your just a bitch behind a comp0uter. Why do you think we have it so easy over here? Because of people like you? HA your going to die and live a meaningless life.

  • @trevorskates94 Wrong again. Pull your head out and read something. I'd suggest Noam Chomsky.

  • @Antiks72 dude, that's not cool. The soldiers being sent off to fight are the ones who have been the most fucked over by the government.

  • @trevorskates94 wow you are actually fighting for our bondage.

  • I'd laugh if this guy was serious.

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  • AMERICA TOTALLY KICKS ASS! ONLY GOD AND THE SPACE ALIENS CAN KICK OUR ASS!

  • why is there a canadian OPP cruiser in the vid? Just curious lol.

  • @interpol007 It isnt the car its who is in the back seat. :-)

  • @interpol007 Because they're Americans and they kick ass. If they see something awesome that's someone else they take it and make it theirs, because they're Americans and they "do what ever the fuck they want, and they're not even criminal." Remember how America was started they saw this land that the Native Americans and took it over because they're Americans. They do what they want. No go wiki: arrogant and ignorant.

  • @wickedpagan

    filthy faggot. america DOES kick ass. thats why all the fucksticks from all over the world want to immigrate here. you know how much time i've been offered cunt or cock in exchange for a green card?? the rest of the world are primitive barbarians who must watch our hollywood movies to be educated (except for our kind vassals like canada, and some other countries like UK)

  • @Tomacomo since when is the UK a country?

  • @Tomacomo And it explains why you're such an illiterate bore who doesn't understand the difference between "emmigrate" and "immigrate". The US, like every arrogant civilization before it, will fall. It is inevitable. The government is already far more corrupt than Rome was and in less than half the time as well. The population is dumbed down enough to be little more than gun-toting sheep, set to be sent off to the slaughter so the billionaires can become trillionaires.

  • @wickedpagan: And it explains why you're such an illiterate bore who doesn't understand the difference between "emmigrate" and "immigrate". The US, like every arrogant civilization before it, will fall. It is inevitable. The government is already far more corrupt than Rome was and in less than half the time as well. The population is dumbed down enough to be little more than gun-toting sheep, set to be sent off to the slaughter so the billionaires can become trillionaires.

  • @interpol007 Because they're Americans and they kick ass. If they see something awesome that's someone else's- they take it and make it theirs, because they're Americans and they "do what ever the fuck they want, and they're not even criminal." Remember how America was started they saw this land that the Native Americans and took it over because they're Americans. They do what they want. Now go wiki: arrogant and ignorant.

  • @interpol007

    canada is mini-america. in the year 2064, canada will be incorporated into the union

  • @interpol007 It is more about the piece of Americana in the back seat, canada arresting Ronald is a rather ironic image, don't ya think, and I think goes with the songs general message / theme.

  • YEA!! And china sucks ass

  • In case anyone stumbles in here you are now realizing that the rest of the world does not feed us. We feed us.

  • fuck yeah

  • lets make this americas theme song

  • Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. Bush and chenny and Rummy were supposed to stand trial in the Hauge but Rove told em suck dick cuZ we don't reconize their court.

    Still love to say we can kick anybody ass

  • Bless all you mentally deficient shitmats who have no grasp of parody or satire

  • Perfectly satirical.

  • It is what it is. If you live here, you may as well enjoy it while it lasts. If it wasn't us, it would be someone else. At least we're somewhat more responsible than some of the past countries of the world that have held the title.

  • Poor Americans who actually think their country gives a fuck.

  • it is very interesting to see it from a foreign point of view

  • Despite this great use of satire, it makes me depressed as an American. Knowing that my country is nothing but a fucking empire. And can do whatever the fuck it wants. Makes me ashamed and sad. No wonder the world hates us.

  • @RiseOfSuperDogAway96 the founding fathers must be rolling in their graves.

  • i agree with this song.

  • a King Missile song with a point? nice

  • Christ on a bike. It's a vicious parody of American imperialist foreign policy and Its doctrine of blinkered self righteousness. It is telling you why 50% of the world hates America and the other 50% just laughs at it.

    If you don't get it then you never will, and Im sorry, but your dog is actually more intelligent than you are. It's a brilliant piece of work from a true genius.

  • @ptjoslin Can I just say agreed?

  • @ptjoslin funny how u talk shit but if war time ever came you would suck are dick.

  • @ptjoslin AMERICA

  • @ptjoslin And what makes you think that any other country's policy would be any better if they were in the same position as the US? Every country, world wide would love to be in our place, some are trying to. Your particular luck was that you were born in the top dog country that does everything it has to, to protect the best interests of it's population, for the most part. Idealism combined with an "all people are basically good' concept is nothing more than the height of Naivete.

  • @deddog hmmmm wonder why everyone wants to emigrate here? BECAUSE AMERICA DOES KICK ASS!

  • @ryontd rofl

  • whered you find that map at 1:30? i want to make it my background so I can be reminded everyday how kick ass America is!

  • imagine is this becomes the new national anthem for america that would kick ass

  • well done.

  • wow , deep . He clearly defined America . We thing we are the best , we do whatever the fuck we want , and then criticize whatever culture that wants to be better . Thats probably why the rest of the world hate us.

  • King Missile rules. John S. Hall's poetry speaks the Truth! If you don't get it, listen to all the other songs on YouTube to get a better understanding of their humor. Everything they do is a joke. Detachable Penis was their MTV hit, fer Kee-rists sake!

  • "Rest of the world is america's bitch."

    I agree with this.

    Canada, America's hat, and Mexico, America's underpants.

  • @static56um Chile, America's penis.

  • @nomyek200 I thought that was Florida :-)

  • USA!! USA!!!

  • America is one many nations that has throughout history wielded power for its own interests while exploiting other countries it considers no significant threat; if they weren't doing it someone else would. KM show real patriotism here by mocking the attitude taken that acting this was is morally acceptable; if you don't love your country you don't care/ignore when you think its done something wrong.

  • unless the space aliens come to kick out ass

  • All yall below me stop over analyzing this, get the hell over your selves. & "our language" has been being abused since shakespeare. We are america we kick ass. & check my grammar fascists to feed your ego!

  • Love it! Funny, funny, funny....

  • Fucking awesome..

  • riveting social and politcal commentary, extremely well said and well done!

  • A masterpiece, thanks man!!! Thumbs WAY UP!!!

  • This kicks ass!

  • The rest of the world is america's bitch!

  • Does the content in this video bug people so much because there is a hint of truth to it? It's not like the images used are fake, you know. It's not like we actually care about the UN or the Geneva Convention. Its not like we haven't committed atrocities in our past.

  • What has the UN done? Who follows the Geneva convention? Certianly not relgious fundamentalists. Please cite the atrocities we have committed.

  • Atrocities? How about Abu Ghraib?

  • if you're taking this as a piece of serious patriotism. You are way off base. John S. Hall has written some of the best satirical songs and poems in recent years. With this he is making fun of the Toby Keith mindset.

  • @BognarRegis Exactly. I wish he would make more albums. He combines sarcasm with intelligent observations and "truth to power" statements. Royal Lunch is a fantastic album, maybe his most stripped down, musically, but as for the poetry and thoughts, possibly his most political.

  • @Arguman It's not truth to power to say things like this anymore, as this is pretty mainstream, it's cool to hate american today. The other way around would be truth to power.

  • @jollycholly06 Yeah, but then you'd look pretty off-base. I mean after things that were leaked and the national media and wars and everyone basically acting like this, people who don't act like America is imperialist just sound sort of blinded to the world at large. Also your song probably wouldn't sell well outside of the USA.

  • That was 2 people who were convicted and sentenced.

  • Yeah but a lotta higher ups got away with it. Did any so called "contractors" get convicted? Howza about the general in charge of Abdu Garab? Howza about Seccretary of Defense who authorized torture as an interrogation method?

  • @DWNicolo Lawyers. & money DUH.

  • Howza about Wounded Knee or the Sand Creek masscre.

  • MInionup, let's just ignore slavery and the domination of Natives and move to WW2 where, after firebombing japanese cities, dropped atomic weapon killing more civilians indiscriminately. Then we could talk about our exploits in Latin /South America and the MIddle East where we have supported many monarchies and dictatorships so that we could have a stable region for our businesses to operate. How about the recent events in Pakistan/Afghanistan where civilians are killed with smart weapons?

  • @Minionuup 1. The Indian Wars against indigenous Americans, particularly in the the 19th Century. 2. No Gun Ri, July 26–29, 1950 (7th Cavalry). 3. My Lai, March 16, 1968 ("Charlie" Company of 1st Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment). 4. Abu Ghraib prison, 2004. 5. McDonalds, worldwide, ongoing.

  • All these artists shooting for the primitive.

    Dreadful.

  • Well I think the primative sound is by design, either way I think it helps to illustrate the meaning of the poem. The residents third reich and roll uses primative very primative sounds and I feel it is a brilliant piece.

    As for our langiage being abused I have to agree he could have done this with out all the foul language, but this also could be by design. If you have ever listened to his poem "martin scorsese" he does the same thing; only worse however, you can tell it is on purpose.

  • Thanks for this!, i'm English and from the UK but i think this is brilliant!

  • @ThePoliceStoleMyCar When someone is using primitive sounds on purpose It predisposes the idea that the artist has other sophistocated ideas. This guy doesn't. He is like countless others who fall short and say it is on purpose in order to diffuse any honest shortcomings of his abilities.

    Try always to observe the artist in terms of history and this guy should fall short for you. If not enjoy it and forget me, but go back and listen to others who inspire others.

  • @ThePoliceStoleMyCar

    You ever heard of "sarcasm"?

    Seriously this is why all the world believes in the stereotype of simple minded USA inhabitants, because you actually think stuff like this is praising your countries foreign politics.

  • @gerSick

    stfu you filthy german nazi. you are a primitive barbarian like arminius. you need to watch more hollywood movies to be educated and more civilizied. move to saarland so you can pretend to be french, that way people don't have to spit when they hear your dirty language. i am happy to see we are having this discussion in english, that proves you are a backward fucktard.

  • @Tomacomo

    Thank you for showing the World that I'm right.

    Wir können gerne in Deutsch weiter reden.

    Wundert mich allerdings, dass Sie mehr als eine Sprache beherrschen.

  • @Tomacomo but hollywood gets literally everything wrong. And the lessons its movies "teach" are terrible. When you actually look at them in any detail.

  • @Tomacomo also, if you only speak 1 language, you absolutely cannot berate anyone for being mufti lingual.

  • @ronoman88 I don't get why using curse words is considered "abuse" of the language. Curse words have meaning and are used for emphasis or maybe it just sounds good. Either way, I don't think it is fair to say objectively that when curse words are used it is "abuse" of the language

  • @ronoman88

    Stop criticizing American "stupidity" when you can't even type out a complete sentence without myriad spelling and grammatical errors. You can't even master basic rules of punctuation and spelling and you would think to critique a whole nation? Eat a dick dude. Actually I would love for you to just die, but in the meantime you can eat a fucking cock.

  • @bamcis17 Grammar and spelling have nothing to do with intelligence. Anybody can learn them. Knowing them is not a mark of the intellectual. Even a good word processor has a reasonable grasp of them. And intelligent and intellectual people don't call others "fucking cocks" or tell them to "eat a dick". Instead, they make meaningly rebuttles and use their grey matter for purpose other than satisfying primal rage urges.

  • @ronoman88 Holy shit, can you be any more of a faggot?

  • @ronoman88 maybe u can stop being a commy?

  • Could you be a bit more specific? Is it the message the song conveys, the images, or the music ?

  • @ronoman88 "Noise - that is, disturbing music - is the harbinger of a new social order." (Jean-Jacques Nattiez)

    I think the music here expresses the text quite well. Did you bother to ask yourself why might they be using "vulgarity combined with primitive sound" as you call it? Did it occur to you that this art might be an imitation of the vulgar and primitive attitude of war mongers in a completely ironic way?

  • @DerangedRanger1 It didn't occur to me to ask why they might be using.......thank you for helping me understand this.

  • @ronoman88 To understand the aesthetic behind this song, I suggest you find the Jello Biafra interview on YouTube where he is outside at a fast food restaurant eating while answer questions of - I believe - Jools Holland. Here he talks about songs like "I Kill Children" where the music and lyrics are appalling in order to make a point. It is irony.

    If you approve of violence and aggressive foreign policy, I don't think you will understand. Otherwise, there is some chance.

  • @DerangedRanger1 I am for violence in general and I do like an aggressive foreign policy on occasion. But with some insights and help I can get through the vulgarity and crap that my ears have to behold in order to get the point that you've so eloquently expressed.