Mr. Garrison - Merry fucking Christmas

[MegaObamaGirl]

Hey SOPA and PIPA Merry fucking Christmas!

[jjoaman]

@MegaObamaGirl The christmas is over.....

[MegaObamaGirl]

@jjoaman I don't give a shit. Merry Fucking Christmas!! XD

[jjoaman]

@MegaObamaGirl kuv u 2 bro

[MashkaRomashko]

very very funny mr.garrison)

[AgentBuckwald1]

Which movie is this from?

[cartman86332]

i hate south park

[JajaYarnick]

@cartman86332 Trolololo

[MrGame1414]

@cartman86332 i hate you

[cartman86332]

language

[SuperAnts14]

Funny video

[rhinomantis88]

christmas is over to me but i still luv this song

[mastereminem100]

God is going to kick ur ass

[mastereminem100]

Shut up merry fucking christmas god is going kick your ass

[msugrad2008]

Fuck the 100 people who disliked this!

[dead7962]

merry fucking 2012

[windsorco]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

[DontTreadOnMe95]

Happy Fuckin New Year you fuckin Catholics, Christians, Mormons, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Shintoists, Buddhists, and to all you Atheists out there... have a nice day

[JATTbythegraceofGOD]

, "a man may sell his daughter as a slave, but she will not be freed at the end of six years as men are."

The fucking Bible lol

[MrNateGate]

100 people are non-christian

[mastereminem100]

Merry fuCking chistmas

[Traxer11]

but what about ortodox, is he gonna come in january?

[TheGOREgous666]

@Jerseyboy107 Why thank you :) i did have a very merry christmas. i hope yours was merry as well ^_^

[MrREVERB777]

Why doesnt everyone calm down and just chill, the video is racist and stuff like dat but what better can u expect from south park

[563logan]

shut the fuck up!

[klaus121991]

penis....... that is all

[JATTbythegraceofGOD]

Fuck JC

Fuck Christmas

Fuck Christians

Fuck Islam

Fuck Ramadamadingdong

Fuck Muslims

All you mf's do good and I will do the taking

Athiests rule !

[MetalSights]

@JATTbythegraceofGOD You're a very tolerant and mature person. Grow up, there's a world outside your hate.

[LordHumungus82]

@JATTbythegraceofGOD Fuck Jats too - dirty fucking wogs lol.

[JATTbythegraceofGOD]

@LordHumungus82 99.99 chance you have wog in you, 100 chance your mother did lol

[mrlyricx]

@JATTbythegraceofGOD Merry Christmas!

[AintSheABeute]

@JATTbythegraceofGOD Oh for god sake.

As an atheist, I must say you're a fucking twat.

[Actiomedey]

@JATTbythegraceofGOD I don't have a religion, so that makes it completley un biased when I say your a dick

[ScanNinViDeo]

@JATTbythegraceofGOD

dont worry mate. if you dead i send you to garbage food humilating human.

[SALAFIMEDIAUK]

jesus wasnt born on 25th december, what you are actually celebrating is the birth if a pagen god called mithar, study the history

[crowtservo]

@SALAFIMEDIAUK Yep. My ex-girlfriend and I are both agnostics. When we were together around Christmas, we had a long talk about this and agreed that it's okay for us to celebrate Christmas since historically it's not really all that Christian of a holiday anyways.

[SALAFIMEDIAUK]

@crowtservo why celebrate a day that means nothing to you

[LordHumungus82]

@SALAFIMEDIAUK LOL - and EVERYTHING about that nasty cult known as islam traces back to Arab Paganism( rituals in kaaba, "allah" being an arab moon-god, etc). Islam is just arab paganism mixed with ancient Judaism - AND THE "PROPHET" OF ISLAM MUHAMMAD( HELLFIRE BE UPON THAT FAGGOT!) WAS A RAPING, MURDERING, CHILD MOLESTING PIECE OF DOG SHIT - AND HE BURNS IN HELLFIRE LIKE THE FAGGOT MUHAMMAD( HELLFIRE AND SHIT UPON THE FALSE PROPHET) WAS! AND KORAN IS ARABIC TOILET PAPER LOL.

[The434355]

who the fuck cares about jesus

all I care are the gifts and all the beer I can drink

[LordHumungus82]

@The434355 LOL go fuck yourself you stupid muslim gook. Muhammad "prophet" of islam was a FAGGOT who raped little girls and fucked camels in the asshole. Dumbass muslim bitches would look so stupid with those fucking towels on their heads LOL - FUCK ISLAM!

[The434355]

@LordHumungus82

anything dude

whatever

this show how childish your mind are

[LordHumungus82]

@The434355 LOL so you are a muslim then? I can tell you are also a gook( probably a malay or something like that). My advice is to quit islam and find another religion - Islam really is a cult of pure evil, and almost every muslim country in the world is a SHITHOLE which has evil Islam. In fact - the ONLY REASON MALAYSIA IS ACTUALLY BECOMING A BETTER COUNTRY IS CUZ THE NON MUSLIM( BUDDHIST AND CHRISTIAN) CHINESE ARE MAKING MALAYSIA BETTER LOL. BUT 99 % MUSLIM COUNTIES ARE ALL SHITHOLES LOL.

[The434355]

@LordHumungus82 only muslim know what Islam is

say anything you want but my faith is still in Allah almighty

I wish that you will soon see the goodness in Islam

[SALAFIMEDIAUK]

@LordHumungus82 when jesus returns he will be wearing the same towel on his head

[LordHumungus82]

@SALAFIMEDIAUK LOL I don't think so u disgusting brown paki animal - but good job at being yet ANOTHER dumbass, brainwashed muslim who talks about how wonderful islam is - WHILE NOT EVEN LIVING IN A FUCKING MUSLIM COUNTRY. "Allah is beneficent and merciful" --- BUT NOT TO MUSLIM COUNTRIES - MOST OF WHICH ARE NASTY, DIRTY, AND POOR! LOL! FUCK ISLAM - AND MAY THAT FAGGOT MUHAMMAD( PISS AND SHIT BE UPON HIM) BURN AND HELL AND BE RAPED BY SATAN - ALTHO MUHAMMAD IS SUCH A FAGGOT HE PROBLY LIKES IT!

[darknessblae]

im in japan now lol. this is so wrong but funny

[NodDisciple1]

@darknessblae But, they do celebrate Christmas, they even have Christmas cake. X-/

[onewithbadkarma]

who is watching this on christmas day XD

[doarner]

@onewithbadkarma not me

[bdaleypsu]

Merry Fucking Christmas everyone!

[x720zxHiTMerka]

This was my Christmas messages to my friends :D

[Akaitoism]

Like this comment next year. Merry Fucking Christmas!

[PaulosTheGamer]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!

[EliteDoomer]

LoL I haven't heard this song since I was a child. Holy shit it is awesomely offensive LOLOL

[BertyBooitz]

95 Dickheads dont like Christmas,the SUN is born again today and raises 1deg in the sky so celebrate

[vocaloidlex]

Merry Fucking Christmas Everyone!

[Anip92syn]

its not good to trolling with others belief.. just stupid

[ThePwnTheory]

@Anip92syn You are just stupid.

[gamemaster8910]

Merry fucking christmas and happy shut the fuck up! lmao

[GiveCourage]

God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum

[compufreak7]

@GiveCourage Not sure if trolling or just stupid..

[RisingAntichrist]

@compufreak7

Not trolling, it's what Mr. Garrison says to the Shintoists in Japan in the song -_-

[GiveCourage]

This is EXACTLY the kind of satire fitting for a Merry Christmas :D

[Kelsonator92]

MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY FUCKIN HANUKKAH!!!!! :D

[aante9111]

@Kelsonator92

death to all jews.

[Kelsonator92]

@aante9111 without us jews you wouldnt have ur christmas presents. If you dont like jews get your skin head ass back to germany cause in america we are all different.

[TheOneandonly259]

@Kelsonator92 how jewish

[Kelsonator92]

@TheOneandonly259 cause uneducated people sterotype jews by saying they are greedy they are rich, they have all the money which is not true, and why do people hte jewish people soo much seriously, i just came on here to watch this funny ass video and then i have some dumb ass nazi hitler loving peice of shit sayin death to the people of my faith because i said merry fuckin christmas and happy fuckin hanukkah

[TheOneandonly259]

@Kelsonator92 lol someone is clearly trolling... just dont react to it

[Kelsonator92]

@TheOneandonly259 Thanks i'll try not too...its just that shit gets really annoying

[aante9111]

@Kelsonator92

lol u idiot, u just stereotyped all hating jews as german and nazis, its not true, all germans are not nazis, and most people in the world hate germans.

they were hated in america for a very long time too, after WW2

judaism is a horrible religion, and the practisers need to get a soul and ask god for forgiveness

[Kelsonator92]

@aante9111 I didnt mean to sterotype myself im just saying this from my point of view and judaism is not a horrible religion.Islam is the worst religion and everyone knows that. I did not say german, i said nazi and i know theres a difference between them. I am gonna stop before i get a little nasty cause I am not gonna waste my time with some fat ugly nerd behind the computer...have a nice day

[danibest1]

@Kelsonator92

what the hell you think you are saying how dare you can speak for something that you don't know.

You say Islam is the worst religion HOW COME this is a stereotype and you know who believes on stereotypes idiots like you who doesn't let the world to go forward closed mind people:@

If you don't know something ask, it is so easy to speak from the top of the mountain without being in the surface!

If you want some1 to respect your religion you should first respect theirs!

SHAME!!!!!!!!

[Kelsonator92]

@danibest1 I am saying that it is bullshit that everyone blames the Jews for their problems and failures and i meant radical muslims sorry about that. You would be mad too if someone would want death upon you because you are different. like i said i just came on here to say Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah, and some athiest or whatever said a stupid remark thats how this whole thing started. And you are right if I want u to respect my religion i should respect urs

[CreamCheeseIsTasty]

fuck yeah!!!!!

[Animatratus]

Quite possibly the greatest Christmas song ever made!!

[mirul199]

burned in hell all............

[TangerineGroovin]

@mirul199

heh yup

[Jerseyboy107]

Merry fucking Christmas!!!!!

[NDPofNovaScotia]

Why was there a poorly cropped photo of Buddha when he said 'Hinduist'? Hahahah

[Kamas88]

please give me number of season and episode of this ..... i cant find ;(

[Ahyeahful]

@Kamas88 s03 e15

[Yoshinator]

@Kamas88 Season 3

[Cheabs123]

Like if your watching this on Jesus' Birthday! Merry Fucking Christmas to you!

[Gurnok78]

Merry Christmas... Bless all our enemy and hopefully they will be doom in HELL.

[DontTreadOnMe95]

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and to atheists... have a nice day

[jelfes1]

@DontTreadOnMe95 Hehe, thanks, I will have a nice day.

Luckily my family's christian, so I get presents regardless

[JohnWorkerFortis]

@DontTreadOnMe95

Thanks ill have a nice day :)

[lukecfcfan95]

merry fucking christmas everyone :)

[DeviousRy]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! =D

[OccupyTheApocolypse]

fuck fuck fyck fuck fuck fycuk fuck fuc cnhfwkjhfhbdf7y45hbrg75hgrt7yh­tr745hnt57yhhbf67yetryh43

[PachydermSouthbound]

Christmas is fucking today

[andrealoveseugene]

I've been singing this all fucking day.

[perky42069]

Awesome!!!

[darkarchangel186]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YALL and MOFUCKING HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[BigShoooow]

that was a really shitty cake

[NeedsMoreDiversity]

Keep Christmas White!

[VTeeth]

@NeedsMoreDiversity you need more diversity. racist idiot

[NeedsMoreDiversity]

@VTeeth >implying you are not a social construct

Stop being such a non-entity. void null

[giorgiolinas3]

@VTeeth take it easy man! :) 

[Broskybrosk]

HEAVYMETAL

[Wolfsquad1337]

@Broskybrosk We are an army!!!

[thegamer549]

"Merry christmas" has become politically incorrect. Soon we'll be opening presents from under the Holiday tree...

[MrStockoHMK]

so blasphemous it just might work... merry fucking christmas everyone

[GameGeeksCentral]

merry christmas from england :P

[DulatGGbb]

hey there mr muslim merry fucking christmas :DD

[TheCluzt]

Is it just me or anyone else also remember this song on christmas every year?

[Jesseeed]

Fucking celebrate !

[VladimirZharkov]

Lol

[shmingle1995]

Linking to Facebook as we speak :D

[jakey12wakey]

@shmingle1995 LMAO ME TOO MAN!

[KrispyShiznay]

@shmingle1995 We weren't speaking. You were typing a comment. Relax.

[max2000warrior]

Actually, in Japan they eat KFC on Christmas.

[Bastukillen]

witch season and episode? :D

[Kerorofan1990]

@Bastukillen

"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"

Season 3.

Episode 15.

[norxcontacts]

I watch this every year.

[MrArjangast]

87 got mr garrison at his door

[coolgra101]

MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

[DustSeeker163]

That awkward moment when ur a christian in the middle east >.>

[HolyDeadTrinity]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

[Starfalko]

Catholicsm in a Nutshell?

[doctorchud1]

Merry fuckin syphilis everyone :)

[VisitorOf22]

the Mary fucking Christ mass? thats pedophilia!

[ftwthfats]

love it

[eganlax]

great song!!!

but i hate when people make videos like this thinking its cool.

cause its not...

[lasharn07]

@eganlax why is it not cool lol? its satirical and poking fun at Christmas and Christians. Its only humor

[mattymachengete]

if you're reading this merry fucking christmas buddy :)

[TheNeonIcing]

@firex148

...

Have you ever watched South Park?

It's offensive to EVERYBODY. They don't target one single thing. So get over it, it's South Park, did you expect it to be clean, unoffensive and sweet?

[TheNeonIcing]

@BirthOfSerpents

Epiphany on January 6th was originally when Christmas Day was celebrated under the Julian calendar before the Gregorian calendar came out, that's when it was moved to December 25th.

I wouldn't call it a false holiday- My sister's an atheist and she still does all of this, plus now there's hundreds of people that aren't Catholic/religious but celebrate Christmas.

I didn't want to start some sort of fight, so if I offended you or became insanely annoying I apologize in advance.

[zombiezombie1977]

Merry fucking Christmas Everybody...:)))

[Napalm66]

ITS JESUS'S BIRTHDAY!!!

[raturn0]

yeah peach out

[MrReviewsHD]

Hey there americans

candians

englands

merry fucking chirstmas

:)

[Bonerific95]

@MrReviewsHD your geography skills are lacking, what are englands, you mean english

[MrReviewsHD]

@Bonerific95

well

IM FUCKING SORRY

I CANT SPELL ENGLISH CORRECTLY

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HEAR SOME HOLIDAY WISHES

PEACH OUT

[Berrly91]

@MrReviewsHD peach mayte :DDDDDDD

[DemonGamer327]

Who need jingle bells? Not me I have Merry Fucking Christmas!

[vince1068]

XDDDD <3 it

[IBALZIAcidRayne]

The most true song ever sung....

[cacacaramuru]

Merry fucking christmas everybody!!!;-)

[edurocha05]

merry f*cking xmas guys!

[luvgizmoable]

1.37 merry f*****g xmas!

[slyfan99]

well merry fucking christmas everyone!

[ausdigaty]

you heathen pegan scum!

hahaha!

[mksambob98]

Love it

[ConnorMufc1985]

I dont give a fuck about any religion it's all a bunch of scribble in books that dont make any fucking sense and any muslim / hindu/ jew/ whatever that takes this song serious is a faggot

[connorw824]

@ConnorMufc1985

I agree but who does it hurt to let them believe what ever shit they want to believe

[bobmarleybra123]

@ConnorMufc1985 dude this is just a song chill the fuck out. and fucking celebrate

[64supermarioreturns]

@ConnorMufc1985 who the fuck takes South Park seriously? XD

Also Merry Fucking Christmas!

[iTao93]

lol why does he say Muuslim?

haha

[AmersfoortTristan]

Ugh... fuck christmas.

[MrTrenchcoatguy]

@AmersfoortTristan And a merry fucking christmas to you.

[TheGOREgous666]

@BirthOfSerpents Now normally i hate being one of those people who "argue" over the internet with trolls and what not but being that i am pagan i would like to correct you and tell you that Yule (the winter solstice and pagan Holiday) is celebrated on the longest night of the year which is Dec. 21st not Dec. 25th. But yes you are right most Christan Beliefs and practices are taken from Pagan Tradition :)

[humboldtglass]

@TheGOREgous666

actually the solstice doesnt fall on dec 21st every yr.....this yr it on the 22nd

[TranceExplosion]

@TheGOREgous666 what pagan religion do you practice then?

[gideon001]

@TheGOREgous666 well, hey there mister paganist, merry fucking Christmas,

now sing a song and spread some cheer you heathen infidelic scum.

in case you didn't notice it's Jesus' birthday,

so get off your satan loving ass and fucking celebrate.

[Jerseyboy107]

@TheGOREgous666 Merry fucking Christmas satanist scum :)

[emochick12501]

What episode is this from

[bartmatton]

I think i'm going to go christmas carolling ........ but i'll need the lyrics

[bersaba]

But... Muslim's believe Jesus is a prophet anyhow.

Oh well still a great song.

[alteredscience]

Christmas Carols........American style.

[BirthOfSerpents]

Im atheist but I can laugh at this.

The irony is that jesus was born in august (according to religious studies) and the date for christmas was actually chosen because its the same date as a pagan holiday, this was the churches poor attempt to convert more people. Have of the traditions on christmas are derived from pagan practices. So congratulations christians your celebrating a false holiday

[vokajlo]

@BirthOfSerpents

Cheer the fuck up, infidel. Merry fucking christmas! ;)

[gideon001]

@vokajlo lmfao thumbs up bro!!

[xXDart2XX]

hey guys MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

[HochmeisterJr17]

Fuck all ya jews/pakis/muslums that r coming into canada and then having us say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO U PEOPLE

[carstenwjensen]

Merry fucking x-mas, you christian scumback, your not celebrating jesus's birthday, but a pagan holyday.

It's a joke, take it easy

[RustyJT]

i find it funnier when is beeped out idk why

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

;p;

lol

[Cheabs123]

Christmas no.1? Mmmmkay.

[AnomalyINC]

Mr Garrison is kind of a jackass, mmkay?

[lavindana]

This is too funny, Lana. Where do you get these from anyway? You are too funny. Love, Dana.

[SorrowfulLesson]

LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE. It's SOUTH PARK! What did you expect?!? South Park is ALWAYS offensive and nasty! And HILARIOUS! Get over it!.... Oh, and before I forget... MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU!!

[Roberto7474001]

He just wants other non-Christian kids to get Christmas gifts aswell! Cant u see that?? :(

[TaimaDjinn]

Every Christmas, I listen to this song.

[SimonsEpicChannel]

lol i was in my math class and my teacher was playing christmas music and this slipped into his playlist *my teacher hears it* *face turns red* *runs to speaker super fast and turns them off* lol best math period ever!