Here's Your Bible!

[panadolakis]

i like how the top comments have nothing to with what she told.

[Commodore5555]

THE MOST CREATIVE WAY THAT i CAN THINK TO QUIT MY JOB IS TO HAVE WILD-SEX WITH THE BOSS'S WIFE! HA! HA! HA! HA! LOL!

[EminemFangirl2011]

who is jessie?

[xivemokidxiv]

cute a puppy

[graveyardboy]

You should wear your glasses in more of your videos. :0)

[anyfreegift]

your eyebrows look like Magnum PI's mustache.

[JBofBrisbane]

Catholics in Polandare are more Catholic than the Pope - that may go some way towards explaining the PS3 bible offer.

[retrakkt]

The AtheneWin's girl?

Younger sis?

o.O

[SpiritualNightFoxx]

The bible is just to brainwash people some more oo

[cujomade101]

Fuck that bullshit book.

[Moulder1988]

one day you will open your corn flakes box and pluff, a bible comes out.. xD

p.s. no bible with the ps3 in Italy as far as I know...

p.p.s. nice video ;)

[coladict]

If they had given me a bible with my PS3 I would have asked "can I burn it right outside or should I do it at home ?". I would ask that after taking it and would not give it back.

[AlessandraRulez]

I kicked my boss in the balls and said I quit.

[Whiterin]

I would refuse the bible as I am a pagan.... :/

[TeddyBearWithSexHair]

I'm completely athiest so no, i would not like a bible with my games. And i'd most likely send my boss a virus that spelled out "I QUIT" on the screen just before it killed the hard drive.

[ai3di]

I saw a picture of someone who put their entire resignation letter on a cake and gave it to his boss. I thought that that was clever.

[makiinen75]

I guess some explanation is needed, because lovely twinkybird omitted it. And it may lead to misunderstanding. Long story short: after First Communy ceremony polish gives present to their kids. This commercialize more and more nowadays and some stupid, greed sellers tries to use it. So "unfortunately" the amount of Catholic Fundamentalist in Poland is no grater than in other eu country. As to journalism... Ability of reading is nothing when you don't understand what you read... peace out

[shiftnd]

haha CRAZY EYEBROWS!

[fcandrewuk]

FLCL

[drakoon7]

who is jessie? :S

[risajef]

the bible is all the time good. Why not??

[mistaspot1]

Luls.

[doctorcatsburger]

Hahahaah

[Skubishack]

Hello Twinklybird.

Your videos are cool, hip, funny and you look like a million bucks.

I miss the friendships I had in Europe when I was there in the early 1980's.

I just wanna say hi and let you know that I've sent an invite to you.

Keep Smiling, God Bless, and Stay Safe.

Later, Michael

[ScottyTheBullet]

Puppyyyyyyyy! Nom nom nom!

[PirateXzibit]

That's another way to say to your boss, that you're quitting.

Creative indeed.

[msmith5150]

lol, blows me away when I hear my home state mentioned so far away O_O

And you look great in this clip, nice change-up from the usual nice look. Cheers :)

[motaguapo]

you have a sexy neck

[thedicennian]

*gets the bible* - oh! these game developers! This doesn't fit in the drive!

[metters4lyf]

Id rather get an extra control pad tbh.

[StartechNextG]

the muslims get a koran xD

[Junex74]

Fuck the muslim.

[BTom9]

waarom niet over nederland apeldoorn koningingen dag praten,, denk dat dat een heel goed onderwerp is en ook since je in belgie woont ;) maarja misschien kan je het ook niks schelen ,,7 doden :(

[twinklybird]

Ik heb dit ondertussen al verschillende keren uitgelegd; ik behandel alleen nieuwsitems die grappig/raar zijn en die niet al overal in de kranten staan enz. Wat er in Apeldoorn gebeurd is is heel tragisch, maar heeft in elke krant gestaan, in elke nieuwsuitzending vermeld, op alle nieuwssites online, ... Als je mijn nieuwsclips al wat langer gevolgd had, had je dat wel gemerkt :)

Nogmaals: innige deelneming!

Maar ik ben geen nieuwsreporter he :p

[Gizmo2703]

best way i quit my job was charged my store 200k in cola cola the last day i left

[twinklybird]

Haha, awesome!

[Hypnotizer91]

watch with me emergency room x)

[pureAlphaEvil]

You're so much hotter than Tanya!

[firstgovs]

nice thanx for the info

[jdesilvio1]

u look hot with glasses on

[ichigofan1357]

why not i like god

[JaredWoodsTheReal1]

Wo im Jared Woods wierd

[Chumburro]

Josie, I know you probably will never see my post, but I just want to say that I became a subscriber by way of Athene, but I have to say that I love your pure spirit and that is why I subscribed. I love you (and not in a perverted way ;). I wish you the best in life.

[Tsenguun91]

why does so small minority of her viewers comment and rate.... ???

[sirh0213]

Most people don't comment because it probably requires too much effort and/or they're more interested in the latest twitter post.

[Tsenguun91]

is that a fixed statement? uhm.. idk..

anyway, u replied.... tnx

[bernie23232323232323]

ps3 should come with some lotion and porn

[LeavePahAlone]

What the random? lol

[educatedidiot2007]

Hey You Look Too Cute With that Glasses :)

[AntiheroUKz]

Quiting my job?

To draw a treasure map to my bosses office, give him the map and inside.

have all over the walls, i quite in perm decoration, diffrent colours shape size and little knack drawings of him.

[SirKnobofCheese]

Nice Glasses

[JP2135]

who is Jessie?

Nice puppy footage and funny stories. Btw nice background music.

[shaggypancake]

I like the glasses

[gYsI1337]

the glasses are not very pretty =(............

[trigunner87]

whhhhhaaaaat? i call shananagans

[MegaBabeTV]

This is the most amazingly sexy and beautiful that I've ever seen you look. You are the most gorgeous woman on YT! No doubt about it.

[ankudr]

the second song is nice :P

[tuberpie68]

A Bible with a PlayStation, sounds like something we've become used to , here in the USA., during the last 28 years. Certainly, if a fundamentalist "Christian" owns the company, it is to be expected. Is there a fundamentalist "Christian" movement in Poland?

[matt357]

THE BIVLE IS NOT RODUCTIVE OR OSITIVE

[GreenAnika]

Quoted for truth!

[cptain]

what about making a game for ps3 called "Jesus Path" where you role jesus christs and spread PEEZ! xD

[ifightyou]

Fair enough with the bible... People just want to make the world a better place i geuss :)

[pcmatcat]

crazy shit about the bible

[splitemind]

Wow totally like your glasses... your sooo cute...

[kanthPL]

Lol In Poland we get BIBLE? Bullshit :O Never heard bout that nor any of my friends who posses PS3 got bible with it

PS. Ahh I see the package with bonus Bible in link. I mean wtf is this? Hardly anybody reads bible.

[icowi22]

song name?

[Cataklyzm0]

The bible.. productive and positive.. But then if you really examine it, you notice the misogyny, the condoning of rape (provided it's just a female), and other questionable acts. To me, it undermines the real beauty of the world and the universe. It undermines science and promotes unwavering, unquestioning belief in an imaginary friend as a virtue. It is my opinion that the bible will do far more damage to vulnerable minds than any violent video game.

[AfroSchmuck]

FemiNazis make me laugh... Thanks for the joke.

[Cataklyzm0]

Your comment is amusing simply because I am in fact male and have no feminist agenda.

[AfroSchmuck]

Amusing enough for you... Oh and bullshit you didn't convince me.

[Cataklyzm0]

Atheist and humanist would be more accurate.

[AfroSchmuck]

No.

[lollzor]

haha a bible.. funniest thing i've heard in a long time..

[philips502]

well a bible can be handy, and is great liturature.

[AmerginMacEccit]

LOL! The catholic bishops must have made a deal with the distributors to suck the kids into their sect.

I'm from Poland and I didn't get mine copy with PS3. No worries though, I read it and no video game is as brutal as the Bible so there's more than enough gore for me :-D

[saveyourbest]

do you have an accent ?

[ch0c4]

A bible with a PS3? no ty xD

Btw.. i subscribed to your vids but they dont appear in the front page :<

[Infuhmee]

you're so gorgeous.

and the whole dressing as a geek makes it even more appealing

[hulgarx]

i love you

[superdruid999]

lol a bible? i guess its better than two jehova whitnesses waking you up on a sunday morning and ruining your whole day.O_O

[M1NDR34D3R]

They should bundle ps3, xbox 360, a couple of games & a puppy!

[locky326]

hi, i'm from poland and i saw this funny ps3&bible pic before;]

the thing is that now in poland is the season of big catholic holiday when 8-10 years old kids(dont know exactly) take communion for first time in their lifes and after that they always have big family parties and they get a lot of gifts like bikes, videogames and for some people its tradition to give a bible to the kid

so its all smart publicity stunt

i hope i helped;p

take care

[Karpacjanos]

ja biblii nie dostałem :(

;)

[ironpuppy1]

what!!!! no dean at the end qq

[Vamplre60]

I want a puppy

[monkey9090]

i want a bible too!

[oztastik]

Nothing like mixing religion with video games.

[dv122]

the bible thing is weird. You can't do that here because the store would get sued.

[spacewolf77]

QOTD: Run around the office/workplace naked with my resignation written on my body

[Metroid02099]

The craziest way I could quit a job would be to write 23 page memo/mission statement to my coworkers... If anyone got that You're awesome! Seriously, I probably do nothing like that though.

[wowmasta1305]

Im from poland, i've never heard of stores giving away bible with ps3 lol

[twinklybird]

Well, I never said all the stores do it, it was about one store. Check out the article if you wanna know the specifics.

[wowmasta1305]

i know XD, im just writing about my experiences XD

[TheGnosticAvenger]

Cut your antral time in half and have cleavage and legs in every video. I know you can do it, I just know it!!!

[SeekerScorpio]

We see Josie with glasses once again! I Like the style. =)

Qotd: Something similar he did, I would post a riddle about things in the office, & each item will contain a letter & a number under the letter pertaining to where the letter belongs(it'll be explained to everyone via email) maybe the boss wouldn't play, but 1 BORED co-worker will. Once the person figures the code out, they'll type it in an excel spreadsheet pass locked & it'll say "FU@# you all, I quit!" & a screamer pic 5 secs later.

[Brzooza997]

im from poland, have a ps3 and no bible here, fake info...I hope so...

[Maralm]

it's a package you can buy apparantly. Doesn't mean you bought the package :p

[XvallorX]

In Poland there is a big tradition to give childrens gifts after First Communion ceremony. This picture was takien in store called Empik. In other part of that store you could also find PS2 + Holy Bible.

This was misunderstanding, and you must know, we dont usually sell Bible with PS, or other console. Store remove quickly this package and i hope, there wont be blunder like this anymore in Poland before First Communion ceremony.

Cheers.

[nonpc]

Once again, wrong hand.

And, yeah, you look younger than you are. I kind of thought you were younger earlier. Damn!

[TrailBlazersInc]

whos jesse ?

[PureMadness]

you can't play the bible, silly.

[InfidelRexxar]

Awesome shirt!!!

[blukuss]

i like your news

[marty38563]

i absolutely love this girl

[geezermeezer]

ah...man... no cleavage again!!!! T_T

why god why?!!!!!

why wont you make this cute girl show cleavage!!!! ;P

[ac3jc]

she doesnt need to show cleavage, shes just insanely cute

[geezermeezer]

hey!! a bit of cleavage wouldn't hurt ok xP

i know shes cute,but i still like to see her dress a little more sexy =D

[M1NDR34D3R]

nobody hates sexy...

[superdruid999]

she probably wanted to make shure not to dress to sexy. i think she wants the audiance to listen to what she has to say and not just stare at her boobs :P

[geezermeezer]

hook line sinker ;P

well, if she wants to draw people in she gotta show some and then people will listen, otherwise they'll just find another video =D heh heh

like you could be the boringest person in the world but once you show cleavage guys will be watching all the time.

[Juxxxxxxx]

shur, bibles make good joint paper

[Gizmo2703]

i think you look sexy as hell in glasses you should wear them more often :)

[animalntaz]

I live in Iowa, but I haven't been watching the local news or hardly any TV lately... so this is the first I've heard of it.

You know, they also have The Bible Game for the PS2. I haven't played it because some things are best NOT to be made in a video game format. And I don't think adding a free Bible would help either. I mean people may already have a Bible sitting around the house, and yet they continue playing video games anyway. And what of those who may believe a different religion?

[Azzaiel]

ur vids are awesome!!!

I LOVE UR VIIIIIIIIIIDS!!! =D

[Cashis4life]

Those glasses are great! Your videos are awesome, I enjoy them alot! :)

[Wallmecer]

good things happen when we least expect, unfortunately so do bad...

[43837388]

That's you're mum @ 2:00 ??

[twinklybird]

Yeah :)

[43837388]

Respect =)

[kinglonewolf104]

If you want to see something cute, watch texasgirly1979's latest vids on here. Sharky is so cute with the chicks (of the animal kind).

&eB

[IqsMontegro]

you look sooo intelligent with glasses

[anthonzi]

Oh yeah, want a book that promotes genocide, ritual sacrifice, stoning, bigotry, rape, eternal torment...

[metal4life543]

really? how so

[anthonzi]

Read the book stupid.

[metal4life543]

hm why dont you tell me. have you read it?

[anthonzi]

Well here is a small sample of the idiocy of the bible on video:

/user/43alley

/view_play_list?p=C767D1EB3978­8E5B

/watch?v=00B3IqCvZdE

/watch?v=KzUdAndzU3Y

/watch?v=REJ0Qc10iV0

[johnnycrisp22]

The Bible/Religion = Epic Fail

[intindse]

omfg can you stop being so attractive? oh thats right, you cant

[kinglonewolf104]

is that meant to be an insult to Josie or a complement??

&eB

[OmNiMoN007]

<3!!

[Zuberzuber]

yep, just like -ioripl- said. Here in Poland during the first weeks of May all the kids in the 2nd slass of primary school have Holy Communion. So its just a catchy strategy to get a clients, but a good deal for a present. It works like this when you have some football games, you can get chips+beer or a flag of your country, shirt, scarf etc etc. The PS/Blbile thing doesnt last forever in here, so I dont think thats weird :P.

[miguelin97223]

Good vid. Subdued tone, sexy glasses, and a giant puppy.

But more importantly: did Scotty comment yet?

[miguelin97223]

... of course he did :-)

[43837388]

*Grinz....

[twinklybird]

Haha :D

[seanoc123]

Aww nice Springer Spaniel :-)

[ioripl]

Actually, most of the people don't know the story about the PS3/bible bundle deal. It's actually meant to be a present for the child's first Holy Communion, as it is a tradition to give presents for that occasion in Poland, I don't really know how is it like in the other countries, I have personally been raised in the Polish traditions :p.

Anyways, I totally dig the glasses >:)

[mbos4115]

Thats the sign of PS3 is create by god!!!! LOL

[CatchFlipsidE]

BTW, glasses really look good on ya!

[CatchFlipsidE]

Umm... hmmm... Not that I mind them giving out bibles at all, but none of those games have anything that would be considered like anti-Christian in 'em. Two are racers... one a sim, one just about as arcady as you can get. The other is probably the best action/adventure game I've played in a long time and would definitely recommend it to Christian friends.

[VerySeriousUser]

How is a bible productive?

[philycheesecakes]

Hey twinkly good to hear you chatting again, not that i didnt love the 51 items clip. Anyways if your still interested in seeing a cute dog I own a black cocker spaniel that is awful sweet, he suffers from an anxiety disorder makes him look really sad in photos its adorable. let me know if your interested. Enjoy ur weekend peace out

[alphacause]

It is interesting that they give the Bible with the PlayStation. After all, the PlayStation allows its users to drift off into a world of fantasy, and the Bible is replete with fantasy. They seem to compliment each other.

[AjaxSco]

ye kinda like an xbox and a pile of shit.

[napalmsaliva]

Im not joking.

[Skater303303]

i love your glasses

[mrg00ddude]

perfect rolling paper for life

[Croccifixio5]

Bulshit!! I'm from Poland, so I know that there's no such thing as bible with PS3! Nice that you mention my country, though.

Peace out!

[OMGINKA36]

Pible and PS3.. perfect package for me:) seems like you can never have enough of Bibles(I have 3, 2 in Estonian, 1 in English).

A good way to quit would be if your boss has a twitter and you twitter it. Other way is to scrape it on your boss' car with keys(oh and you must leave your name too)

[Freekling]

I just steal bibles from hotel rooms so I'm set.

[D0NPIERRE]

i'd like the free new bible. mine is old as hell. if it was new, id prolly read it. maybe ;)

[cynicaldemon]

A bible?

Sounds a bit desperate to me.

[tehrater]

lol, Poles are almost as religious as Americans.. mad world we live in...

[Takeal00k]

I like the glasses :)

[guidewiki]

Your glasses look cool ;)

[twinklybird]

Jaja, grote fan :D

[WalkingheadphonE]

bibles can be used as a coaster, you can play catch with it,and you can put it on a piece of paper when its windy and you dont want the paper to fly away.. xD, so hell yeah i want one

[43837388]

You forgot to mention squishing flies too =)

-Scott

[ndrunkenTeddy]

your galsses make me horny :D

[gyloir]

Seems a bit weird to get a free bible with something like.

Doesn't bother me, just kind of would catch you off guard.

"ok sir here's your ps3, your games, and here's your free Bible."

btw your glasses look great, don't mind what others have said.

[twinklybird]

Hehe, yeah!

Thanks :D

[rafau2000]

I'm from PL - in the end the company decided that it was a mistake, and they wont add bible to a bundle :P

[twinklybird]

Too bad :p

It's such a creative thing to do!

[mastershake1000]

Yeah I wouldn't mind a bible.

[Tsenguun91]

like the beginning lots@!

[hearUme89]

I wouldn't want a Bible if it came with a Yacht.

[UPROAR24]

love the song and you do look cute, im not sure about the here's your bible and dogs bit. but sadly entertaining in a quiet nice way.

[druidkg]

nice vid and puppy

[MoRiS187]

At first plz sry for my English, it's not my best side. Story with that Sony's Bible "brilliant" idea is that in Poland in May, 7 years old (or smth about that, not sure) children attend to their first holy communion, so $ony thinks, that that Bundle Pack with bible will be sell off better... I think personally, that this is their stupidest idea ever

[fabrizi0g6]

can someone tell me who jessie is at the end of the vid, cause i was just wondering...

[twinklybird]

It's my cousin's best friend. She passed away very sudden last week.

[fabrizi0g6]

ohhhhh, thanks for replying, and sorry to hear about your cousin's best friend.

[Meko5]

Yeah, getting a Bible from a videogame store is weird, just seems random to me. Like going to a restaurant and ordering food and getting your plate with a Bible on the side, just weird...

[twinklybird]

Good comparison... That'd be very weird...

[43837388]

First off; Nice eyewear =)

Second; I never quit a job.

If I did I would try to make it look like suicide

Oh wait, you asked quit the job, not the boss =O j/k

-Scott

[Finiras]

hawt.

[PresidentOfLife]

Violent video games don't cause violence. The Bible causes violence.

[Meko5]

Man-eating Bibles?! ZOMG!

[PresidentOfLife]

Why do you think you have to eat the body of christ?