If they were gunna try shoving eco bandit shit into this, he should've gone all out and told them that one of the greenest things you can do is abstain from procreation. if you don't get why then you're a complete dumb fuck and really shouldn't be allowed to procreate anyway.
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actualy hybrid cars are no more eficient if not less eficient that regular cars as much energy is lost a heat or friction when the petrol engine turns the generator to make electricity. plus if you want to save the planet an old landrover uses les co2 throughout its life than just to make a toyota prius. so there.
poor jack black had to keep his awesomeness inside him for some stupid questions his real answer for the president one would be : FUCK....ummm...spend all the nations money on BITCHEN things like SEXY CHIKS!!
lol, you gotta realize...watch tenacious d...then watch this....he is friggen hilarious, but he's really tame around kids...which is good, theres alot of comedians out there who dont know when to stop
WHAT I don't understand is how two men SOUND the SAME, have the SAME sense of UNIQUE humour, both LOVE GUITARS. Its really mind boggling.
Gearmanndude is probably Eric Horton except where the FUCK does Eric get this Signature Jack Black like material. No reviewer sounds and conceptually dialogues just like Jack Black. I agree that the inflections drop sometimes but they have the same mind, same tongue and same interests. Also WHY DOESN'T GMD show his FACE ??
I thought he said the first thing he would do is legalize pot and banish the people who blocked its legalization from the land. (see the "City Hall" song)
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The snake thing is demonstrated in the music video for "Kickapoo" when he's running away and you see his trail on the map and each place has a sign on the map, he goes around the snake one.
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pandas are a species that deserves to go extinct, them fuckers just flat out refuse to hump, they even try showing pandas, panda porn lolol. fuck em. Take some dna samples so we can just keep clonin some to have in zoos and let the fuckers die out in the wild.
@SuperNuela Thanks, Rach. And I will, whether it be scaling a range of frosted mountains, guided by the gleaming light of a full moon, or perhaps navigating through serpentine caverns below the surface of of this green Earth, I will.
JACK BLACK IS GEARMANDUDE.
RandomStevie 3 days ago
omg i love JB. I wish he was the president :D
Ubern33b 2 weeks ago
jack black, are you gearmandude??
roundabout145 3 weeks ago
he should of said I have no fucking clue for are the panda's are endangoured question :L
WASD9ox 1 month ago
the awkward moment you realise he has the same initials as he who shall not be named
zekis000 1 month ago
GEARMANNDUDE !! lol, just found his vids and new instantly it was the blackster
morgolvale 1 month ago
Jack Black doesn't like snakes.
So THAT's why he wears snakeskin boots!
DamageIncM 2 months ago 5
You sound like Gearmanndude.. LOL!
BujoySeth 2 months ago 49
@BujoySeth i think he is
DFMerlino 1 month ago
what is jack blacks gamertag
fatkiller1000 3 months ago
The words from 1;08 he said_ "Go back home to cook,bitch!
Understand? "
slashcool20 3 months ago
In soviet Russia...
ninjaridley 3 months ago
Lol the lady at the beginning sounded like she said "im rachels butthole"
ninjaridley 3 months ago
If you were president?...
"From now on, everyone will travel in TUBES!"
bloodbath2345 3 months ago
You cant see the great wall of china from space x.x
bloodbath2345 3 months ago
Nobody disrespect JB, Jack Black is the ultimate fat man! >:D
IcezerChannel 3 months ago in playlist JACK BLACK IS F*****G AWESOME!!
Did anyone first think that she said, "Hi I'm Rachel Buttholes," at the beginning or is that just me?
tiewithoutfly 4 months ago
Hey jack black sounds like gearmanndude is he gearmanndude?
Jamsessionroom1337 4 months ago
If they were gunna try shoving eco bandit shit into this, he should've gone all out and told them that one of the greenest things you can do is abstain from procreation. if you don't get why then you're a complete dumb fuck and really shouldn't be allowed to procreate anyway.
rabbitspliff 4 months ago
2:04 I don't make the stereotypes... I just see them.
rrrcorvesco 4 months ago
@rrrcorvesco ???
psycho826 4 months ago
jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks jack black sucks
fuckyou334 4 months ago
should i buy a fuzz face gearmanndude??
stratocasterfranck 6 months ago 2
I worked with a guy that talked like Jack Black. It was awesome. I wish I could sound like him, it just makes you seem that much cooler.
Whyrendog 6 months ago
He is not Gearmandude sorry.......
270Gmoney 6 months ago
actualy hybrid cars are no more eficient if not less eficient that regular cars as much energy is lost a heat or friction when the petrol engine turns the generator to make electricity. plus if you want to save the planet an old landrover uses les co2 throughout its life than just to make a toyota prius. so there.
mr8corvette 7 months ago
"If I was president, my first decree would be to legalize marijuana. The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long"
RockinU2ube 7 months ago
@RockinU2ube that was the first thing that popped into my head too. We all know he wanted to say it...
ElectricAfroMan 7 months ago
@Fullmetal1222 Stupid troll is stupid -:-p
Hurhur I'm a troll. This video is uhhh.... Gay!
RockinU2ube 7 months ago
2:04 I laughed my ass off because I had to think of "City Hall" (Song by Tenacious D).
I expected he would yell "LEGALIZE MARIHUANA!" and hit the gong.
strahlungsopfer 7 months ago
@strahlungsopfer If it wasn't for the kids he probably would have said that.
shane809887 6 months ago
@shane809887 You're probably right :D
strahlungsopfer 6 months ago
@strahlungsopfer Yea we all know how jack loves his weed.
shane809887 6 months ago
he'd cross the great wall of china by beating the devil in a rock off
123dangle8snipe 7 months ago
IMMA GO WITH PO!
MurkyRow 7 months ago
i'd ask him if he can still do a cock push up
benmboard 7 months ago
If I were there, I'd ask if he found his Octagon.
moon3991 8 months ago 7
i was sure that jb was about to say "legalize marijuana" at 02:08 :D
wickythewall 8 months ago 4
LOL 0:30 "they call me Jack Black beacause thats my name."
NirvanaJG1 8 months ago
love how they give a Devil worshiping pos like jack to talk with children
BudPeters44 8 months ago
Why they call you Jack black ?.... No but... Seriously ?
floriancix883 9 months ago
@floriancix883 He was born as Thomas Jack Black as the writing says, so must of just faded into Jack Black.... Know what i mean?
RubyGazelle 9 months ago
@RubyGazelle IN MY FACE !!
Sry.. didn't know thath
floriancix883 9 months ago
poor jack black had to keep his awesomeness inside him for some stupid questions his real answer for the president one would be : FUCK....ummm...spend all the nations money on BITCHEN things like SEXY CHIKS!!
wierdpoplol 9 months ago
lol, you gotta realize...watch tenacious d...then watch this....he is friggen hilarious, but he's really tame around kids...which is good, theres alot of comedians out there who dont know when to stop
TrippyTheShroom 9 months ago
i wanted to see him stand up and yell THE GOVERMENT TOTALLY SUCKS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS when they asked about him being president Q.Q
mathal13 9 months ago 4
Jack Black is awesome! XD
Victinivanilluxe99 9 months ago
rachelle buttholds. damn. you can legally change your name. i would
mojoefly 9 months ago
i think i know the first thing Jack would do as president... "ensure that our entire country was as green as possible" lol.
weBeenjammin 9 months ago
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his parents were rocket scientists?? how the fuck did he get so fucken retarted and become the gayest and stupidest actor of all time he sucks
Fullmetal1222 10 months ago
@Fullmetal1222 i think you are going to receive LOTS of negative responses or thumbs down..
DrKillaser 10 months ago
@Fullmetal1222 a troll i see.
Filaipus 9 months ago
@Fullmetal1222 You have no sense of humor. Asshole. I smell a troll
RubyGazelle 9 months ago
gearmandude has a golden ring on his 4th finger on his left hand
MyMrMinty 10 months ago
If jack black were president shot would actually get done! Or not cause we'd all be stoned off our asses
therocker9987 10 months ago
Id Jack was president he would legalize weed ! He doesnt want to say it on a child program xD
kiko111113 10 months ago
Kids are so naive
Tmox119 10 months ago
Heh, I thought Jack Black was probably an artist-name and a play on Blackjack or something.
Maybe his parents liked Blackjack a lot? :P
DamageIncM 10 months ago
0:05 "hi im rachel buttholes".....??
27dedrummer 10 months ago 301
@27dedrummer
LOL I didn't even notice that.
That's probably her secret name... for other type of videos she's in... :P
DamageIncM 10 months ago
@DamageIncM she probably is!! BOOM lol
27dedrummer 10 months ago
@27dedrummer Dude! I ROFLED FOR REAL!!!!
236987451 9 months ago
@27dedrummer hahaha!!!
adestickbaby 7 months ago
@27dedrummer HAHAHAHAHA that is TOTALY what it sounds like she says!
StringSlinger26 3 months ago
what happened to JB which i knew from tenacious d?
Lapinmiez 10 months ago
I SWAER HE IS GEARMANNDUDE
001johnzo 11 months ago 5
0:26 Nice kid!
Divljina89 11 months ago
First thing he would do if he were president is legalize marihuana.
Two Kings!
Lorror69 11 months ago 2
"Where's my bamboo smoothie?"
"Ok, you can stop banging the gong now, Jack!"
auheauheuaheuah
ROFLMAO
MisterCLAURIO 11 months ago
FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
mrmctommy 11 months ago
ROFL 1:14
petermartensguitar 11 months ago
Jack Black is Gearmanndude. Search it on youtube.
TTmaniax 11 months ago 103
@TTmaniax watch?v=gelDeT5MlTs (1:36) Jack Black unfortunately is not gearmanndude
thequeenundisputed 10 months ago
@TTmaniax
wrong!
gearmanndude 's name is eric whorton and he is from guitar emporium in louisville,ky!
(just a slight resemblance of voices)
DerEchteBold 9 months ago
@TTmaniax No, Eric Whorton is gearmandude.
davenow 7 months ago
@davenow shh! it makes people happy.
adestickbaby 7 months ago
@TTmaniax gear man dude is not jack black anyone who thinks he is is obviously retarded
RcUniverseGuy 7 months ago
@RcUniverseGuy
how can you be so sure?
MrStirsterling 7 months ago
@TTmaniax no hes not...
bebeau10 7 months ago
@TTmaniax No he isn't, stupid.
Hoopermazing 7 months ago
@TTmaniax hes not he just sounds like him in some videos, its a trick-thumbs up so everybody could see this.
IamAsi94 6 months ago
@TTmaniax jack black is jewish
PrickAndWanker 6 months ago
@TTmaniax wrong!
supafly1954 4 months ago
SHIMMMANAHYAAAAY HAAAA!!!!
chaosaxis 11 months ago
"who do they call you jack black?"
"because you're retarded. next question"
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anakingijshassan6666 11 months ago
ROLLERBLADDDEEEES
skillzdatkillz900 1 year ago
Ahhmm.. I don't think kids want to learn more about Jack Black xD
vuur150 1 year ago
I'm Awesome!!!
mairul34 1 year ago
He doesn't look very black
Mumsilius 1 year ago
buttholes rofl
Winter123ist 1 year ago
WHAT I don't understand is how two men SOUND the SAME, have the SAME sense of UNIQUE humour, both LOVE GUITARS. Its really mind boggling.
Gearmanndude is probably Eric Horton except where the FUCK does Eric get this Signature Jack Black like material. No reviewer sounds and conceptually dialogues just like Jack Black. I agree that the inflections drop sometimes but they have the same mind, same tongue and same interests. Also WHY DOESN'T GMD show his FACE ??
Keating777 1 year ago
after watching this watch P.O.D. And that just made my day.
PS> no he can't stop banging the gong !
xArtemisFowlx 1 year ago
he is so cute XD
Cherry1676 1 year ago
he looks liike he's really enjoyiing the bong fiinng lolz xx
Therandom3Dglasses 1 year ago
Hold your breath.
2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker
Theguitarplayer007 1 year ago
is he gearmandude?
ManiacSerialKilleR 1 year ago
@ManiacSerialKilleR nahh GMD is Eric Whorton
footer317 1 year ago
i bet if jack black was electid as president the first thing he will do is legalize marijuana
123Gussy 1 year ago
WATCH Slash 2010 Conan Show Guitar Duel Jack Black
/watch?v=aNen8n4epdo
33COOLMAN33 1 year ago 2
Pandas are to fucking lazy to go bone each other to make more pandas, that's why they are almost extinct.
it's their own fault(and partially humanity) but it's still sad.
INSANESUICIDE 1 year ago
No people, it's Rachel NUTHOLDS
surfmusicjamweedgirl 1 year ago
@surfmusicjamweedgirl WRONG! IT'S BUTTHOLES
Shonn1022 1 year ago
"What can I do to stay green this summer?" "Smoke pot."
playeliteplayer 1 year ago 3
@playeliteplayer haha yep
123Gussy 1 year ago
Is her name really Rachel Buttholes..like..for real? o.o
CedwardLP 1 year ago
"the first decree is to legalize marijuana.."
jacobtworks 1 year ago
I thought he said the first thing he would do is legalize pot and banish the people who blocked its legalization from the land. (see the "City Hall" song)
sportsfannwg 1 year ago
If JB was president, his first move would be to legalize pod
Bigfatbutterfly02 1 year ago
@Bigfatbutterfly02 pod? -_'
ottozing 1 year ago
r u gearman dude
SumThenfancy 1 year ago
i was waiting for one of his answers to be "cock push-ups"
Genecidedrummer 1 year ago
@Genecidedrummer LOL me too.
cubehead978 1 year ago
If Jack Black was president, he'd turn the Oval Office into the Octagon Office.
T3XProductions 1 year ago 4
Rachel Buttholes?... Seriously?!?!? xD
Pala16123z0r 1 year ago
grt
santu5858 1 year ago
OHHHHH BuckHoles
gutarheroguy 1 year ago
Rachel BUTTHOLES!
theEddievanhalen 1 year ago
if these kids only knew the REAL jack black
MrEdwards073 1 year ago
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There is also awesomeness is inside jack back to
jacobwilcox49 1 year ago
Theres awesomeness is inside jack back to
jacobwilcox49 1 year ago
The snake thing is demonstrated in the music video for "Kickapoo" when he's running away and you see his trail on the map and each place has a sign on the map, he goes around the snake one.
bb8497 1 year ago
Views: 308803. Awesome.
PressXtonotdie 1 year ago
Needs moar octagon.
Drksrpnt 1 year ago 2
Hi. I'm Jack, and today we're going to talk about an OCTAGON!
Zant5976 1 year ago
omg isnt that the i like turtles woman
MisterWario 1 year ago
Panda without black spots is creepy....and weird.....o_O
Travmapunk 1 year ago
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Thriller1Chill 1 year ago
@Thriller1Chill fuck you troll :)
4yan4 1 year ago
Kid at 0:29 got fcking pwnd
MyProductionZz 1 year ago
Watch the gong at 4:00
TheBalenman 1 year ago
@TheBalenman uhh, i think they meant to do that.
sweden1997nicklas 1 year ago
@sweden1997nicklas y think?
TheBalenman 1 year ago
there is a lot of people from china there
j1hgmr08 1 year ago
buttholes ROLF
vanrok 1 year ago
LOL JB being a complete NICE GUY
inamamani 1 year ago
jack black for president
36riku 1 year ago
He doesn't like SNAKE?! ( MGS reference)
naxyz 1 year ago
111 people push 'dis i like' :)
jaca005 1 year ago
this is dumb shit
jb isnt himself here
xXJOEVXx 1 year ago
If Jack Black was president...I could only imagine how awesome that would be.
skittlezz77777 1 year ago
lol.. now i know why they made pick of destiny...
rdicko86 1 year ago
funny, he was in the King Kong remake.
JHall1294 1 year ago
pandas are a species that deserves to go extinct, them fuckers just flat out refuse to hump, they even try showing pandas, panda porn lolol. fuck em. Take some dna samples so we can just keep clonin some to have in zoos and let the fuckers die out in the wild.
GiggleHz 1 year ago
I found this while watching the goverment totaly sucks lmao
TheHeadrick13 1 year ago
Hi I'm Rachel buttholes lmfao omfg that's gold
legruneflickmaster 1 year ago
I like Turtles......Bing next question!
Stridertriller 1 year ago
My dads seen jack black in real
stuntmanwilliam 1 year ago
PANDA'S GOT BLACK SPOTS AROUND THEIR EYES BECAUSE THEY GET KICKED IN THE FACE BY A MONGOOSE!! -DINGS KONG- LMFAO!
Jaaaide 1 year ago
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fuck Jack Black.he is a faggot
caasddg 1 year ago
@caasddg Umad bro?
Jakekissfan 1 year ago
You can recognise jack being high if he:
One: Has his hair dyed blonde.
Two: Is child-friendly.
StewieHW 1 year ago 23
@StewieHW
LOL!!!!
23445545665 11 months ago
@StewieHW damn right!
B0SSMANRulez 10 months ago
Damnit, I love this guy so much. XD
KyoshioNiwa 1 year ago
QUESTION: can po sing tenacious D songs?
crazymutter 1 year ago
@crazymutter
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk"
"Yes you are fucked , shit out of luck , now on your knees, my cock you will suck!"
But yes can Po sing Teancious D songs?
WhiteWolf910 1 year ago
@WhiteWolf910 its actually "i am complete and my cock you will suck" no offense.
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zotos777 1 year ago
Hi im rachel buttholes with national geographic magazine
Shonn1022 1 year ago 176
@Shonn1022
Buchholz.
fiestanoob 1 year ago
@Shonn1022 lolol
SuperiorSwagon1 1 year ago
@Shonn1022 lolz
Styk0s 1 year ago
@Shonn1022 hahahahhahahahahaha
karlskiii 1 year ago
@Shonn1022 Did she say buttholes or fuckholes. I couldnt tell.
plaprocina 1 year ago
@plaprocina BUTTHOLES
Shonn1022 1 year ago
@Shonn1022 LOL
REEECEYBOY777 1 year ago
@Shonn1022 im rachel buttholes reminding you to keep on exploring your world
SuperNuela 1 year ago
@SuperNuela Thanks, Rach. And I will, whether it be scaling a range of frosted mountains, guided by the gleaming light of a full moon, or perhaps navigating through serpentine caverns below the surface of of this green Earth, I will.
Shonn1022 1 year ago
i love Jack
yurinominee 1 year ago 2
@gamejourno @j800r @snakerman I guess you guys don't really care for the GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD...Tribute...
nirvanafighters1224 1 year ago
que crack lleva una camiseta de españa!!!! xD
tombombadil114 1 year ago
Rachel Buttholes cant believe that, fuckin' hillarious
Killuminati7Soldier 1 year ago
LOL!!!! RACHEL FUCKING BUTTHOLES!
MattySP34Ks 1 year ago
SHOVE 2 OV EM UP YOUR ASS!! hahahaha i love jack black!1
sparkpluggers2 1 year ago
Was this funded by treehuggers or liberals or something??
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tbbeatlescard 1 year ago
THE BIGGEST QUESTION --- ARE U GEARMAN DUDE !!!
differentone7 1 year ago 122
@differentone7 he is gearmandude i believe it
guitarsANDcars39 1 year ago
@differentone7 i think he is,in nacho lebre his Spanish accent was good REAL GOOD so jah
vote4pedromitch 1 year ago