Ali G - Economics and Selling Stocks High

[MrBabacus]

hahah he writes down the pins

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

He did the bill joke twice, but it was funnier the other time, lawls!

[louroy11]

"We hope, we hope. It's just a dream at the moment."

[DAYSINTHEBIGAPPLE]

Does a PIN ( Personal Identifier Number) have to have 4 digits?! And does it have to be always for an ATM machine?!

-A li G got the " President's CEA" confused LOL

[iCheeeZy5]

love how he always ends up getin da fist bump!!!

[clarebannerman]

This guy is soooo funny...makes me laugh out loud...& now the guys with the white coats are arriving.

[n9mert]

its just a dream atm hahahahahahahaha

[sodafromyoda]

5:57 now theres a terrorist fist jab if i ever saw one, notice how the fists are perpendicular instead of parallel

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

and alsoooooo

he was the budget director forrrr....

lidsey johnson!

and she was... the president?

[eliz49]

Lmfao about selling stocks (toys) "what? cuz you've had enough with the politics..''

[specthegod]

loooool I was crying when he said "or a 182 thousand dollar 250 million bill. that way you wouldnt have to carry any spare change innit?" haahahhaahahhaha

[mrfuzzer1]

I love that he starts writing them down.

[Broden124]

Lol anyone else going through every single Ali G clip they can find? classic stuff.

[ibrarmfaiz]

A hunred and eight two thousand dollaaaar two hunred and fifteeeeeee...million bill.......bo pop one go. Thankyou.

There should be a note of this amount with ali g's face on it

[Danipower0204]

Guys, dont be high when you buy and sell stock

[nicky2coats]

don't sell stocks high. too late for me :(

[lysergiclover]

fucking editing



[myrtlebox]

24 chicken McNuggets - bwahahahahahahha this is priceless

[TemperatureSniping]

who was a man

[krnk4life]

STOP EDITING THE VIDEOS

[Breakfast221]

@krnk4life All of these were uploaded in mid-2006

[krnk4life]

@Breakfast221 ya i know...but still, this usammon guy fucked up the funny parts... he should re-upload them without editing

[Breakfast221]

@krnk4life Very true, very true.

[ik999]

he's quick to respond

[rub3nski]

Jesus he really didnt know it was a scam, this old guy IS stupid

[dontforgetwhat]

@rub3nski he isnt stupid. he is sensitive, accommodating, and respectful of other people's level of undesrtanding. a stupid person wouldv judged ali G on his appearance.

[IMxYOURxDADDY]

then you would have thousands of bills in your pocket lol

[karchangel00]

dont be high when you buy or sell stock !

LIFE LESSON RIGHT THERE

[jessecav]

Don't be high... When your buying and selling stock. Lol

[tough0crowd0eh91]

"Cuz he's got da same haircut as me nan."

[ridolfi92]

greatest troll ever

[Blackbookz]

Still absolutely kills me.

[premchopranice]

shake is like a poloroid picture, hahaha, awesome

[acrovader]

Maybe this guy can teach Obama some things about economics...

[MrBobbillo]

cos them iz out already! LOL

[libyanstyle]

i like the expressions of their face 

[GeeverMc]

...'who was a man'...

[iGreekSalad]

39 more views

[MrNeverAnonymous]

this needs 58 more views

[stockmaster1982]

I think Ali G kinda came across as annoying and unfunny guy here! He's usually really funny with the stupid questions, but this one skit is just plain annoying to watch!

[deouwehoer]

Hahaha Sacha you dont do that to old people haha

[howardb02]

Ali g is left handed.....

[weezerfootie]

why the fuck do u cut the profanity?? :(

[pitecantropus]

"sh sh shake it like a polaroid picture"

[TheTester121]

"he better tell me that face to face....... i'd mash him up" laughed my ass off

[Puglous]

"Don't be high, that's a real rule! Don't be high when you're buying and selling stock!"

[shammy626forever]

@Puglous uh oh i is high..

[Neeks4215]

@Puglous Unless you're high on coke

[mrlaa1]

Sacha Baron Cohen = Hero

[MrXastura]

its a shame..it would have been a laugh....lol



[justsoulman]

then pay it with the $52.65 bo! hahahaha

[missoulachillin]

i love the look he is giving ali g at the beginning 

[9528280]

batimen

[ApathySidecar]

"Don't be high when your buying and selling stock." "That's a real rule." Shit...I fucked that one up.

[adijez]

shake it like a polaroid picture.. epic intro.. lol

[tanyamuriyan]

No way out man Asian women lushfmlk.info

[rends]

"RULE #1 of the NYSE, dont be high when you're buying and selling stock"

[GallantGabriella]

"him was a gaylord?..or..?"

"No no."

"But, c'mon him has the same haircut as me nan"

[oasisfan2005]

"don't be high when you're buying and selling stock" XD

[rarecpus]

soooo....I guess the idea of checks dont count?

[schlong19]

24 chicken mcnuggets

[schlong19]

president johnson, who was a man....LMAO

[hugefe123]

sh-sh-sh-shake it like a poliriode picture

[wgh999]

I wanted to hear want he wanted to say about stocks!

[shelzo]

OMG my cheeks hurt from laughing!

[waqqashanafi]

it's stupid when he tries to be funny by being annoying like not getting the fact it's an example.

[chodemastergeneral]

lol got the same hair as my nan

[U5M4NG]

How can any1 dislike this? LOL this guy is class

[inlovewithi]

The guy's face at the beginning is priceless.

[babychococat51]

that guy had a lot of patience and was super chill

[jamesgd7]

122 People realised their pin is 1984

[chefnaj]

the guy next to ali g is really a nice guy, really

[wilcowilcowilco1]

"dont be high when youre buying and selling stock"

[phillyserb67]

2:12-2:37 :D

[qwert4327able]

gimme da chicken dangerous dave

[ghj6363]

come on thumb me up

[personABOVEmeISaFAG]

@ghj6363 gayest comment

[toreaxe]

@personABOVEmeISaFAG might be a girl? but again its probably a bloke

[poopinitup]

LOL he better say that face to face

[langjovis]

@poopinitup so i could mash him up

[langjovis]

Respond to this video... what was that 6598?

[themplskid]

"..and alsooo, he was the budget director for... Lindsey Johnson! and she was... THE PRESIDENT?"

LOLOLOL

[lancesta01]

"Dont be high while your selling and buying stock" LMAO

[sezums]

Dangerous dave

[Bangilipekeyake]

LOOOOOOOOOL 1:34 "he better tell me that face to face, I'll mash him up" hahaha raw comedy I say!

[lilyosh92]

What is, a pin number?

[killer1177]

Dude this economist is real cool and intelligent. I really wanted to hear what he had to say, like that robot dog story he had going!

[chopstix720]

4:43 was my favorite tthe pin number part

[TheDaniel321321]

me wazz totally high

[splashlog01]

I love when he writes down the pin numbers

[basiic1]

never sell something when you get high haha

[michaelonerific]

Haha, Is this real?

Check out roundupthebulls -com for free stock alerts! They have been making really good calls.

[dmging]

You are an idiot.

[htown1397]

remember kids.. "never be high when buying and selling stocks"

[kavkazip]

"what is a pin number"

hahahahahhaha

[trex8143]

so funny. He is a natural.

[ycantihaveone]

You have to be a genius to say shit that stupid

[opet22]

whats the bestest pin number?me know you cant tell me but is it 9084 !xD!

[halflifeproductionz]

holy shit check out the old mans face expression. "What the fuck is this crazy jew saying?"! lmao

[2800boy]

"he's got the same hair cut as me nan" lmao

[NosoCOMINSOON]

" I know its 1988 somethin with 8's in it" LOL

[themplskid]

@4:39 DONT BE HIGH WHEN YOURE BUYING AND SELLING STOCK

LOLOLOL

[madturkforlife]

Ahahahhaah fuken died laughing at the beginning how hes like y is there gay lords on the american notes n he actually shows him the pics hahahahahah!!!....

[MonicaDansonzojoh]

Asian women need to be your wife *lushfmlk.info*

[bossz4]

6598 3215 8954....these will be my pin codes!!!! :)

[jakkelyd]

well... it's just a dream at the moment

[Yalquzaq87]

I love how Ali-G interrupts the interviewee with stupid questions and stop when he feels like it is time for the poor guy to continue.

[theporksicle]

"And like an $11.05 bill"-lol, rather than explaining to him why that would be impractical the interviewee ought to have just said that we already do have such monetary instruments, they are called cheques.

[CrackHeadForLife420]

@theporksicle good point but a cheque isn't M1!!!!!!!!

[truriot]

it is well important. george washington does strike me as a gaylord

[officechronic]

5:33

[AdamAus85]

Haha, this guy was a good sport.

[tigershark50]

@AdamAus85

some of them are - you get to see people's real personalities when he's interviewing them...if their a**holes it shows

[AdamAus85]

@tigershark50 Yeah. Although I think when he was talking to that priest during a pro-life/pro-abortion thing the priest was right in stopping the interview right then. I mean as a priest he was obligated to do that.

[adzbxr1]

where do these videos come from?

[donkiddick08]

@adzbxr1 it was a show on british tv a couple of years ago

[AnnAAngel1564]

1234

[viperov]

Gaylords..... LOL!

[stroker751]

I love how he just stares at Ali G in the begining....Almost in amazement, but he handles it well.....Gaylords? Who? HAHAHAHAHHA

[SeleccionesMundiales]

Booyakasha

[steelundergrounder]

I lmfao when he took down the pin numbers XD

[Lysergine86]

@fooschnikens: banks don't produce?? ROFL, you sir just failed at life..get yourself an economics book and learn..when you can't hold a product in your hand or you don't see it doesn't mean a bank doesn't produce..services my man..without banks we'd all live like they did 800 years ago

[11bane11]

@Lysergine86 You don't produce services.

[chonkindonker]

this guy was a good sport

[mcbueggin]

He's a good sport! Big up's G...

[MrREDRABBITZ]

don't lizten to this stuFF just relax with my short Story - whatcha got to lose ? 30 seconds rabbitz and alike

[ahmednabil]

i just love to see these geniuses trying to make a point when ali g is around ..lol

[rhcp4565]

LMAO "Is it one of them robot dogs" hahaha

[samsung54369]

Don't ffing censor it, it super ruins it dude..why :(

[maxgunn555]

ALI G was the first real life troll 

[kzdavis1000]

@maxgunn555 You've obviously never heard of Andy Kaufman then.

Kids these days.

[maxgunn555]

@kzdavis1000 yay my comment got thumbs up. i'll check him out.

[CrimsonToast]

@maxgunn555 Don Rickles.

[pinoy426]

@maxgunn555 no it was andy kaufman!!

[gu151]

@maxgunn555

You forgot Tom Green and Andy Kaufman, both before Ali G... Andy Kaufman was so good that people still to this day don't realize it was a massive lifetime troll.

[ApathySidecar]

@maxgunn555 Many performance artists came before him, though SBC does it very well with his characters.

[karishma730]

Me sold me car for 25 chicken Mcnuggets. Hahahahahaa

[meerak87]

BOOM SELECTA!

[higrademan101]

lol 1984

[JOHNLENNONWINZ]

@higrademan101 good book

[mikel159]

"... economic advisor to president carter and also to president johnson....who was a man."

[zahinster]

'just a dream at the moment'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[oliverkala]

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[cetnik03]

looooooooooollll hahahahah some skunk lol

[runecrafter100]

2:36 bow 'pop' one go thank you!

haha

[skankingrhythmics]

What is the bestest pin-number?

[borderm3]

As funny as it is, you have to really respect this guy for not getting upset.

[neonaction]

ali g's bill idea is basically the idea of a credit card lol.

[skankingrhythmics]

@neonaction

Uuum, no it isn't

[MajorLeeScrewed]

The sleeves on that guy's jacket are really small.

[BoneZugz]

its amazing how low key HBO was with all this when it was airing lol, pat buchanan was told he was doing a interview for a britian music network, and then the war on sandwhiches began.

[rafmyster97]

i fucking h8 usammon

[nurula007]

"why they put pictures of gaylords on the bills here?

"of who????" LOLLLLLLL!

[acasouk]

"What is the bestest pin number?"

[xSpartanSavior]

'one time when me was high i sold my car for like, 24 chicken mcnuggets'

rofl

[TalkingWithMeRADIO]

@xSpartanSavior HAHA

[ASSYRIANLEGEND]

HE writes it down LOOOOL!!!

[Caustic13]

Don't be high when you're buying and selling stock.

[JosRidesAgain]

Ooops, just noticed this is a usammon vid so it's bound to be censored by the stupid dumb hypocrite cunt.

[juscruiznby]

you know what makes me laugh how some of the people he talks to actually think hes that dumb LOL that's a great actor if you ask me

[worldstefanos]

so irritating haha =)

[Kanesings]

Sh Sh Shake it like a polaroid picture

[caisediab]

You gotta love Ali G: A Jew playing an Arab with a Brit accent who speaks like a Jamaican. Only in Oceania!

[davidkeithbecket]

oh man so funny, love the bill bit

[akademien1]

This is the best interview Ali G has ever made, brilliant!

[TheJay9002]

dont be high when youre buying and selling stocks is an epic phrase. it should be everywhere man, bumper stickers, cardboard signs held by tramps, written warnings on cigarette packets and bags of medicinal grass etc etc etc.

[ikhehe]

i swear ali g is the funniest character ever.

[cvjss2]

6594

[360CoolZombie]

"he's got the same haircut as me nan" funny funny stuff!

[Foundation4life]

"safe". hahahah1