If i was to be a super hero i would NO DNA GUY, i would go around spreading my seed around the world, not worrying about child support til i die!
BECAUSE condoms suck and pulling out is no fun, im tired of living my life on the run, i cant remember my alias or my alibi and thats why id be NO DNA GUY.. and good luck proving those children are miiine!!!!!
If i could be a Superhero i would be Sexual Toy Boy, i'd slap those bad guys robbing old people with my rubber shnebbel and rock those mean guys with my floppy fake cock and make those girls who are shy and coy love that grease between their crease, because i would be Sexual Toy Boy.
If I could be a Superhero- I would be, Rockin Chick, I could bring all of the evil guys down, with just a guitar and a pick. I'd play them a song that brought tears to their eyes, that made them drop their weapons and just start to cry. then I'd roundhouse kick them to the face and the prick, cause' I would be, Rockin chick ^_^
@ericsteph82 "And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do but where will you be when the Craig machine comes partying through?" yeah...... I think I bought my ticket first class.............
@damianklu12345 You're criticizing Americans? He's played all over the world, and guess what? Everywhere he goes, people laugh. It's not just Americans.
If I could be a superhero I would be.... Richard Gere. I'd catch all those super villians at night and shove randoms things up their rear. -I don't know what the rest of the lyrics would be.
a million people have seen this and im amazed that only 60 peoples cocks can touch their asses they should be fucking themselves not watching this.................
If you would listen he was refering to the microphone and the microphone only had a bolt on one side... So one nut... Hence the reason on why he put his hand under the bolt
I hoestly spent the first ( 3:08 ) minnutes packing my bong then i sat down in front if the camera and listened to that part of the song whilest hitting my bong, that high.
@ninabigoloni as far as i know he travels quite a bit. I know he has done tours in sweden, America, uk and Australia(i think) dont know if he goes anywhere else..
Thanks to both taylorisgod and Pillowchii. I'll do a search and get hos dates. I will also spread teh word and thanks to my foster daughter for outraging me with this, I'd never of know other wise
u drunken muther fuckers except for the stoned table right here i know whats goin here...me too..lets go see that fuckin dude tonight. what dude? dude i dont know?
Strap on man
cromaxx15 3 days ago
Pft... Pppfffffttt... Fffff.... FUCK! Lmfao!
proudlyinsane 1 week ago
Stephen looks like a mixed version of Jim Carry and Stiffler.
sethwoodring 1 month ago
lool Im here 4u
RobbiFletavg274 2 months ago
He looks like Phil Defranco fucked Ryan Reynolds
fitzhalim 2 months ago
ey Tell me your fantasies
282dougleskelley282 2 months ago
Beer good
PunkfaceJC 3 months ago
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My superhero...
If i was to be a super hero i would NO DNA GUY, i would go around spreading my seed around the world, not worrying about child support til i die!
BECAUSE condoms suck and pulling out is no fun, im tired of living my life on the run, i cant remember my alias or my alibi and thats why id be NO DNA GUY.. and good luck proving those children are miiine!!!!!
gettemjay25 3 months ago
hihi sensual girl here just for you baby
54ykempf65 3 months ago
well atleast we know one bitch has crack
TheLilFrag 4 months ago
@ThatOneNerdLol WTF
DomR1997 4 months ago
im fuck you boy
enough said
Fityfo54 4 months ago
Is he HIGH?
KS5115 4 months ago
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Rixqaah 4 months ago 2
@Rixqaah fail
madeforstupidcensor 3 months ago
If i could be a Superhero i would be Sexual Toy Boy, i'd slap those bad guys robbing old people with my rubber shnebbel and rock those mean guys with my floppy fake cock and make those girls who are shy and coy love that grease between their crease, because i would be Sexual Toy Boy.
ThatOneNerdLol 5 months ago
@ThatOneNerdLol You have some problems...
ParanormalDemonology 4 months ago
If I could be a Superhero- I would be, Rockin Chick, I could bring all of the evil guys down, with just a guitar and a pick. I'd play them a song that brought tears to their eyes, that made them drop their weapons and just start to cry. then I'd roundhouse kick them to the face and the prick, cause' I would be, Rockin chick ^_^
VIIAngel 5 months ago 6
@VIIAngel lol ha! Nice
xFallensk8er420x 2 months ago
He's not like Jim Carey, he's just drunk :) it's different
goodalle1987 5 months ago 2
"Bong Man!!!"
LMFAO!
009esan 5 months ago
He looks so much like jim carrey and he acts like him to like when he says he has the first one
PROATTACK3R 5 months ago
sir, are you premature ejaculation man? stop or i'll... fuck!!!! every damn time every godamn time.
MegaMightyena 6 months ago 2
omg if i coud make up my own superhero id be Lt. Sarcasm :D lol
raven21991 6 months ago
@ericsteph82 "And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do but where will you be when the Craig machine comes partying through?" yeah...... I think I bought my ticket first class.............
MrBeavisBeavis 6 months ago
funny as hell i know iam going down to hell for loveing this shit
MrCOWBOYDON 6 months ago
@damianklu12345
I guess fu*k is the only word you undestood.
1ch1r10 7 months ago
@damianklu12345 You're criticizing Americans? He's played all over the world, and guess what? Everywhere he goes, people laugh. It's not just Americans.
WeightOfDeath 7 months ago
"You drunken mother fuckers" lol sooo funny!!!
ryuk958 7 months ago 2
Bong Boy, Stop hi...... oh screw it ....... dont drink that last mountain devv dude...
J0rDanCAl3k5a 7 months ago 2
OMG what a babe! so hot. i bet she took some of her clothes to go on the stage! atta girl!
bust3rblader 7 months ago
if i was a superhero i would be
Thugee
xxRichLifexx 7 months ago
ok maybe he is high lol but still awesome!
Nescathewolf 8 months ago 3
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shitty quality
CantBeSuperman546 8 months ago
shitty quality
CantBeSuperman546 8 months ago
Lets pretend that drugs and alcohol are bad! :D ... >.> o.o
TheGigersoul 8 months ago 2
If I could be a superhero I would be.... Richard Gere. I'd catch all those super villians at night and shove randoms things up their rear. -I don't know what the rest of the lyrics would be.
TheFREAKSnGEEKS 9 months ago
I love this guy xD
Skystar663 9 months ago
OMG I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!! I wanna see him live now...=)
SuperAngelfish9 9 months ago
He is just awesome. I surprised my fiance with two tickets to his show in stockholm in june. She was thrilled. I'm so looking forward to it.
Sevvi79 9 months ago
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my beer is so far away :0
maflack25 9 months ago
my beeris so far away :0
maflack25 9 months ago
balls out
ilovebobbyxoxo 10 months ago
a million people have seen this and im amazed that only 60 peoples cocks can touch their asses they should be fucking themselves not watching this.................
ilovebobbyxoxo 10 months ago
@ilovebobbyxoxo wtf ^ thats nasty and i dont even understand it man
princecharles014 9 months ago
@ilovebobbyxoxo
dritlee 9 months ago
59 idiots these days
Semyazaable 10 months ago
@queenlyhobgoblin7 uuh. yes. That he is. Happily I might add, and he runs his work past his wife first
albamababe 10 months ago
58 idiots
mrdalath 10 months ago
57 now
Southbounder09 11 months ago
When he said about the one nut it was because he claims to only have one nut. Not because of the microphone bolt.
This man is a genious with his songs
StaceeeySaysHey 11 months ago
55 people dont wanna be a superhero
marcusbigboi1111 1 year ago 2
We're all going to hell, aren't we?
arbknight12 1 year ago 95
@arbknight12 front row seats
albamababe 6 months ago
I'd b fuck u dude
handaracer276 1 year ago
If you would listen he was refering to the microphone and the microphone only had a bolt on one side... So one nut... Hence the reason on why he put his hand under the bolt
OMGlifeGETone 1 year ago
I would be Gyne Lotraman... applying the cream to the young mans dream place to settle the next man tight grimace
notatoosyet 1 year ago
I hoestly spent the first ( 3:08 ) minnutes packing my bong then i sat down in front if the camera and listened to that part of the song whilest hitting my bong, that high.
EliteHumorProduction 1 year ago
facial man
showoff922 1 year ago
DICK IN THE MOUTH MAN!!! FTW!
albanymonroefreak24 1 year ago
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what stephen doesn't know is that his family are a bunch of immigrants too...
sneijdertje10 1 year ago
butt sex man
frolicflame13 1 year ago
cuz drugs are bad, you all know how to say no right?
...you drunken mother fuckers
lmao
shadowslayer51 1 year ago 19
epic :)
duttonfinch 1 year ago
epic :)
duttonfinch 1 year ago
supahera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyroboy122 1 year ago
wish my mom had a beer teet when i was a baby. :(
woody0900 1 year ago
"Got a little cotton mouth."
That was the moment I made the connection. He's a freaking Jim Carrey look-a-like!
Novur 1 year ago 40
@Novur I definitely get a Jim Carrey vibe, but he also looks a little like Cary Elwes to me.
JLynxton 7 months ago
@JLynxton Looks more like Michael Weatherly (Tony from NCIS) if you ask me.
sealteam06 7 months ago
what a beast
drumr4life420 1 year ago
I love this song its amazing haha (:
onelesslonleyboy 1 year ago
DUDE! let's go see that... DUDE!
Dziuravy 1 year ago 6
KIds let`s PRETEND drugs and alcohol are bad.
tarasensei 1 year ago 4
canadians are gay
TechnologyCloseUp 1 year ago
@TechnologyCloseUp teh ghey
Zangamarth 1 year ago
@TechnologyCloseUp and you're retarded.
iggy0828 1 year ago
@TechnologyCloseUp no there not>.>
colorllessz 1 year ago
@colorllessz lol, tripples get^^
lazarus1995 1 year ago
He is so funny and needs to come to Englnd again!Laugh at everything just a half second 2 late...ROTFLMAO
queenphedre 1 year ago
3:50 is the best part, its sooo funny, lol part 2, i am bong man! hey man put down that t- eh fuck it man! we got the funions
PIETHENINJA 1 year ago 3
beer so far away
d952013 1 year ago
this is the funniest vid ever! i watch it like 3 times a day
PIETHENINJA 1 year ago
whats this called on his albums?
HeadstrongAMV 1 year ago
That chick was fuckin hot
finalbossmachinima 1 year ago 7
His the best
bjorn95148 1 year ago
jajaja! this dude is hilarious!
MrZOrtiZ10 1 year ago
sweeeeeeet
jackomadman 1 year ago
love um to bits!!!!
laura92xXx 1 year ago
jizz troph woman my favorite
pepsihater54 1 year ago
damn one nut! laughing my ass off right now!!!!
foodisgood16 1 year ago 4
ahh gotta love this guy, going to see him the 12th of march :D
emzypie86 2 years ago 5
well give me ur address and i'll stoiw away in ur trunk! lmao
onelove5191 1 year ago
waa! lucky you! were did you get to see him? does he play only in one place? if yes, where? plz tell meeee!
ninabigoloni 1 year ago
You're dumb.
Tagger24 1 year ago
he plays not in only one place. even sweden sometimes
lenaback83 1 year ago
he does!? awesome!!! I've gotta see him, he's fucking sweet^^
CaptenAwsomeXD 1 year ago
@ninabigoloni he's in the uk at the moment. He did a shpw in Scotland 2 days ago...
irishprice 1 year ago
@irishprice
so he's english, huh?
then I'll try too catch one of his whows next time I visit.
ninabigoloni 1 year ago
@ninabigoloni he's not english. He's just doing a tour in the UK at the moment
irishprice 1 year ago
@irishprice
does he always do? or does he travel around the world?
ninabigoloni 1 year ago
@ninabigoloni as far as i know he travels quite a bit. I know he has done tours in sweden, America, uk and Australia(i think) dont know if he goes anywhere else..
irishprice 1 year ago
omg man xD
not only is he hot, he is funny
no one makes me laugh the way he does, i can sit here crying with laughter xD
xLipsLikeMorphine08x 2 years ago 6
i love this guy ...
glitchgam3r001 2 years ago 4
I fucking love this guy! XD
Str0ngSide 2 years ago 4
I wet myself. Does anyone know when he's coming to teh UK?
avalonadam 2 years ago 3
@avalonadam
he is in the uk right now
taylorisgod101202 2 years ago
@taylorisgod101202 really? touring or as an actor/compositionist... he stopped being a stand up for a while so...?
irishprice 2 years ago
Next month. :3
Pillowchii 2 years ago
Thanks to both taylorisgod and Pillowchii. I'll do a search and get hos dates. I will also spread teh word and thanks to my foster daughter for outraging me with this, I'd never of know other wise
avalonadam 2 years ago
my favorite part is when he tries to whistle and fails horribly :)
etchman09 2 years ago 7
FUCK!
hanshotfirst1138 2 years ago 5
i thought he was bad at whistling but no.. i've heard him whistle really good.
turns out he just can't.. stop fucking laughing at the fucking song XD
jimmaytonner 2 years ago 3
Dude... lets go see that fuckin dude tonite...!!!
What dude?...
I dont fuckin know man!!!!!
foodisgood16 2 years ago 6
Wow. The beer girl r hawt 0.o *trollface*
dreadnaughtzone 2 years ago
If I could be a superhero, I would be be Immigration Dude. (Background- *groans*)
maruproductions 2 years ago 5
Beer+Teet=-Good
MrSaltypretzel 2 years ago 97
Beer Good.
jamesdcrooks 2 years ago
This guy is awsume! Luv the song! haha!
NASCARKHNarniaLuvr 2 years ago
that chick who feeds him a drink is WAY hot!! Oh ya Steven Lynch is cool too
MrDMachuta 2 years ago 4
Who WAS she?
hanshotfirst1138 2 years ago
I dont know but DAMN!!! I'll bet Lynch found out after the show.. I certainly would have pursued that. Smokin isn't she?
MrDMachuta 2 years ago
a awesome chick with huge boobs and hard nipples....
TriggerHappyChicken 1 year ago
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u drunken muther fuckers except for the stoned table right here i know whats goin here...me too..lets go see that fuckin dude tonight. what dude? dude i dont know?
mcadimefan92 2 years ago 57
@mcadimefan92 Thats toooo fuckin funny. lmao
Cluv22 1 year ago
he is awesome
wilyfoxmorphman 2 years ago 6
LAWL! XD
PastramiStaven 2 years ago
damn hes so proud to have only one nut.
goaliesownall 2 years ago 3
better than bein ashamed thoygh innit
shadow64857 2 years ago 2
very true, even one will do the trick
goaliesownall 2 years ago
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He only has one nut? O.o
TehAlbinoSquirrel 2 years ago
he doesnt really only have one nut. thats juts like his punchline
fuzzbutter 2 years ago 50
@fuzzbutter its from his funny ass song "Half a man"
TheifOfEddis 2 years ago
@fuzzbutter and just how did you learn that, mister fuzzbutter?
CETY96 1 year ago 4
@fuzzbutter or he says it because he only has one. It's not as uncommon as you may think.
chaoticpictures 1 year ago
@fuzzbutter how do u know ?? O.o
dngrsdave 1 year ago
@dngrsdave cause hes been in those pant along with craig fergeson
toxichris666 1 year ago
@fuzzbutter And you would know?
s3m1pr0 7 months ago
@s3m1pr0 Well I have sucked his dick.
fuzzbutter 7 months ago
@fuzzbutter You too? Hmm, okay then.
s3m1pr0 7 months ago
@s3m1pr0 Damn, he's cheating on me again isn't he?
fuzzbutter 7 months ago
@fuzzbutter Yeah, sorry..
s3m1pr0 7 months ago
@s3m1pr0 Well I guess I will really have to punish him in bed tonight.
fuzzbutter 7 months ago
lol!omg i love this dude^^
musicklover123 2 years ago
ha ha
mitchroxs222 2 years ago
i really dont think he is a drug user he just makes fun of it
kateraina18 2 years ago 4
he's not high, just talented
apuplictairr 2 years ago 7
yea kids! lets make up some f***ing superheros!!!!
LOL
paragonpoint1 2 years ago 2
or guys hes FUNNY
robinatk 2 years ago 4
He may have smoked earlier but he's not high there, you can tell just from watching him. His body language and the like.
LoneWolf7390 2 years ago
mhmm. if he was high, he probably would've fallen over when trying to reach his beer.
xjackie93 2 years ago
Lynch promotes drug use!
Blows Microphone!
KoRRupTKiDD95 2 years ago 8
he must been smoking some shit 4sure
aspensweden 2 years ago
He must've smoked a fuckin' joint or some shit before he went on stage XDDD
ranafroggie 2 years ago
He's sooo high
HappyAndy3312 2 years ago 2
drug free boy?? haha LOL
snowfairy13 2 years ago
Wonder woman for some of the guys in the back....
BananaGosip 2 years ago 6
Or maybe the guys "Behind" those guys :p
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago
:DDD LOL.
BananaGosip 2 years ago
0:52 is just lol, what kind of crazy head-trip must he be going through. XD
randomandproudqueen 2 years ago
He's definatley blazed!! Haha
ilovemusic639 2 years ago
BAHAHAHA!!!
mophead808 2 years ago
you drunken mother fuckers lol
chelfree1 2 years ago 5
stephen lynch is the bomb!!!!!!
spatin35419 2 years ago
he is so damned high...
MDCharlatan 2 years ago
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nBlargness 2 years ago
lol, I think he might be more tipsy than high XD
or a mixture of both
nBlargness 2 years ago
he reminds me to Sean William Scott :)
9ab8 2 years ago
definatly
omega447636 2 years ago
hi-larious
mccartyzack33 2 years ago
Dude!!!!! Let's go see that..... fuckin dude tonight man!!!!!! What dude? I don't fuckin know man!!!!
LeMoine2 2 years ago 28
@LeMoine2 dude.... O.O
woody0900 1 year ago
man i love this song and alchol isn't bad it's nice but spirts are betta. say yes not no
zapanakuto 2 years ago
its ironic. hes drinkin alcohol while performing, dude
kuknacka 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaa i love this SH!T
baybayrosa 2 years ago
one word...yes :)
Lovedove91 2 years ago
this guy is awesome
mtbDonaldDuck 2 years ago 7
this is fucking awesome
zapanakuto 2 years ago 4
he looks like a mix between jim carrey and ryan reynolds.
Jonc123 2 years ago 34
@Jonc123 So true!!
LargeRain 1 year ago
hes my hero, dawg had to be blown!!
beansdip 2 years ago 4