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  • That last line is actually true, "Don't vote, 'cause you don't even matter." Right. The lobbyists and special interest groups matter.

  • This is meant to be funny, but actually it's a good idea. By voting, you validate them and they feel justified in doing whatever they please because you pulled the lever. What would happen if everybody registered Independent and stayed home on election day? What would they do if nobody showed up?

  • the reason i never vote because all the bloody choices are the same, they all lie cheat and steal, they all do stupid shit, all you can do is pick the lesser of two evils,

    how do i tell who is the less dishonest?

  • First of all this is obviously a satire (National Lampoon, hello),

    2nd. The vote matters, you can pick one right wing nut or a feckless 'liberal' (whatever that means now). Voting gives substance to a farce. Change, I feel comes from pressure against those in power. At the root of politics is either force or the threat of force.

  • "paid for by the Republican National Commitee" L O L!

  • This. is. stupid.

    So ur saying u dont care who is ur voice.. so your basicly saying "why should i care?" ok. u ignorant, ungrateful citizens of America dont complain when u LOSE ur right to vote, freedom of speech, religion, press, petition & and ur right of assembly. The ppl who created this campaign are not creating solutions, just being part of the problem. In case u didnt realize our gov. is what gives us our rights, try going to another country and getting freedoms like these.

  • "Tax cuts for the rich! Trickle Down economics! Supply Side Economics! Four more wars! Put Reagan's corpse back in the Oval Office!!"

  • This is hilarious

  • LOL !!1

  • all I'm saying is, if there's ever another draft we better not stand for it.

  • it should have been

    "Stop the vote, because there are plenty of seats on the bud!"

  • Stop the vote because you don't endorse slavery.

  • LOL!

    This is excellent!

  • Paid for by the National Republican Comittee... my ass.

  • anyone who doesn't vote automatically loses the right to complain about the government. If you cant be bothered to get off your lazy ass for a second, then thank God you didn't vote because the future of our countries shouldn't be in your hands.

    Really , don't be just another depressing statistic!

  • Dumbass, only the electoral vote counts. It doesn't matter if you vote or not, its useless.

  • If you can't be bothered to actually think about what you are doing when you vote, then you automatically lose the right to bitch and moan about your choice.

    If you vote, you can't bitch.

  • HEY....stop the vote

  • State is itself the greatest criminal, breaking every written and natural law, stealing in the form of taxes, killing in the form of war & capital punishment,it's come to an absolute standstill in coping with crime. It's failed utterly to destroy or even minimize the horrible scourge of its own creation.If voting changed anything they'd make it illegal.Better to fight for what we want even if we dont get it straight away as opposed to fighting for something we dont want & actually getting it.

  • Hey "Star-Spangled Nut"... YOU get out of OUR U.S.A.! You small-brained right-wing neo-con fascist racist wanna-be. I can't wait for next year when you turn on the T.V. to find a black family sleeping in the white-house! Hahaaahaaaaa...

  • yawn. This is, like, 2004 funny.

  • This is intended to be a joke but sadly it serves as statist propoganda at the same time because it makes everyone that doesn't vote look like a complete idiot. If you refuse to vote, do it because you are morally opposed to it not because you're lazy or some other ridiculous reason listed in this video. In reality not voting doesn't make you lazy or irresponsible but instead it makes you virtuous and smart.

  • Agree. Ask people who belong to countries of dictators and monarchs. Those who're deprived of the right to vote.

    Be thankful that you have the right to vote. So use that right to your advantage.

  • If I think that the use of force is evil, friend, then I will refuse to advocate it. Weather or not I have it worse or better than other people never came into the question, the issue isn't weather I'm being grateful enough or not. I would love for you to prove to me that being thankful for the "right" to vote is a duty, even to a small degree. There is much I would like to say on this subject but unless you agree upfront to a debate with me, I'll not bother sending you a personal message.

  • Right, be thankful that I gave someone else absolute power over my life.

    That's pretty funny.

  • @agc3168 voting is acomplete waste of time, one rich asshole for another, they dont outright pull your right to vote they just dont count them its a complete farce. Your a damn fool if you think your votes matter or that you live in a free country.

  • @agc3168 Your vote is data on a hard drive (assuming that the voting machines are actually plugged in to anything). The only ppl that can even verify ur vote are those who own the hard drives! They could tell u any damn thing they wanted to and you couldn't prove otherwise.

  • this ad is completely true even if its a joke. 1. its up to the electoral college2. the counting system is un reliable and not even the goverment is allowed to know how it works

  • DONT VOTE I.N.S WOULD FIND YOU roflmfao hahaahhahahahahahahahhhahahhah­ahahhahahahahaahha hahahahahah

  • 620104t, you disgust me. You're a disgrace to humanity

    and kevin3350, this vid is a parody on the republican party. it's a JOKE. DEAL WITH IT THEY'RE NOT SERIOUS

  • 1out of 8 black men are on death row cause the niggers are fucking dumbasses and get into trouble

  • o my god

    is this what people are becoming? whiny pessimists who leave it up to other people to do everything? if u dont like the way something is going, go out and change it. this video says "with the state our countries in, we cant make a differance". if martin luther king said that, there would still be ratial segregation. the black guy said there are 8 blacks to every white on death row. well, try to change that. get off your lazy ass and do something.

  • This is a PARODY. You obviously don't know the nature of parodies.

  • dude its a joke

  • idot, this is a joke, and very funny

  • i know its a joke, but i know a load of people that think this way

    i knew it was a joke when it said "paid for by the rebublicans

  • lol its true we really as individuals cant change a thing.

  • never have never will

  • whats the ins?

  • immigration police

  • I know lampoon makes it's change by pushing the boundaries of good taste, but... this time, they fell of the edge, this is just stupid. I loved the pimp my ride vid, tho...

  • NWO wins no matter what.

  • I'll give you my next paycheck if you can hook me up with a date with the hot blonde chick!

  • lol

  • lame video lots of people have time to vote and lol thats was a hilariouse some what pointless video i loved when that dumb dude said "that shit is wack"...

  • Thats a pretty truthful video. More honest and in line with reality than it is funny at all.

    It totally reminds me of the kind of frustration that Michael Savage expresses on the Savage Nation.

  • the ending

    was

    priceless

  • Don't vote, Don't Bitch!!!

  • Our vote doesn't even really count anyway. Look at bush he lost the popular vote and still became president.

  • bmxer7222 Bush will fuck you.

  • Stop the vote, you can't anyway... AHAHAHHAHA WTH

  • Yeah! don't vote! sure why not!

  • Sure. Don't vote, but don't whine about our the leaders in our country either because you didn't do a thing about them.

  • probable leaders in ur country are a shit anyway. doenst matter to WHICH companies they belong in particular.

    did u ever ask, after listening to a speech of an american politician: What was he talking about?

    They say stuff that sounds nice like "We need a change" or "America yeah america, yeah patriotism yeah stars and stripes" but theres no real content. think about. u can, if ur not as stupid as americans seem to be to us europeans

  • i mean didn't people vot for Al Gore, but Bush became a president? That kind of system is a joke, not voting :D

  • no money no vote

  • I know this a suppose to be a joke, but seriously if we all didn't vote or stop going to work, that would be the ultimate form of protest!!

  • Funny Vid!! Looking at many of the comments upsets me. I feel like saying the F-word - over and over again. Oh gosh. Help me Jesus !! Saing the F-makes me want to M until I C !! F-word...F-word...F-word...F-w­ord... ha ha ha ha :D

  • Interesting...funny, but pointed and kinda true.

  • By reading most of the comments in this blog, I can see why they call you Dumbocrats.

  • And you can see why I call Texas America's anus.

  • jjedryjkk

  • cewl vid :D

  • Jesus Fucking Christ!!??? I was hoping there was some fucking joke at the but it wasn't a joke...it was the truth! Republicans will stop the vote not because the simple minded American people don't vote, but because they will plan another tragedy like 911 and force us into marshal law and Bush will cancel the election anyway due to state of emergency!

  • I'm not republican or anything, but "you democrats" laugh at republicans the way a group of dickhead 4th graders laugh at the kid who eats glue.

  • Dude...wake up. If you aren't a republican, you would see how retarded they are from an unbiased point of view. You would be laughing...and possibly even crying from the immorality too. Forgive me for not believing you.

  • It was a joke you ignorant idiot. It was made by National Lampoon !

  • LMAO! the Republicans would totally do that

  • HAHAHAHA!! "vote for more seats on the bus? hell, theres plenty of seats on the bus!"

    hilarious

  • If you vote the I.N.S. will find your ass. That's funny. What am I going to vote for? More seats on the bus? Man there's enough seats on the bus already.

  • hahahaha!

  • Flip a coin

    expect a numerical

    new thing. 9

  • when things divide our country to this point its amazing how a tragic event or an extreme charity will bring us together but when it comes to the future of our country we are more divided than ever. I wish every american could see this, just google... together we can david staton.

  • Comments must be filtered, because I don't think the National Lampoon has been funny in about 20 years or so.

  • Wow thanks for the heads up!

  • I was starting to get confused there for a sec...then i saw the ending...lol

    love it!

  • "paid for by the republican national comittee"? Why would they ever do that =P

  • It's not going to make a difference anyway.  Bilderberg has already decided who our president is going to be. And if any of you don't believe me, get off your lazy ignorant ass and do some research.

  • and 'what' was so funny about this vd'..

    on the plus side i hope it motivates the Penss. voters to get off there street corner, off their cell phone , and out of the kitchen and go vote.

  • lol the busy mom just throws her whole pizza box and all into the oven.. lol

  • so funny!

  • that was slightly stupiT.

  • i agree with neil .....there not funny at all

  • I thought it was the republicans told "your parents to get out and serve your country"? So whats the sentence at the end actually means?

  • Haha! *PAID FOR BY THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE**

    LoL XD

  • Is this supposed to be funny?

  • Ovisly not its crap

  • Dear National Lampoon,

    Stop.

    -Neil.

  • I Agree With Neil

  • bad acting. stopped it after 30 seconds

  • vote because it will make a difference

  • check out ListenUpObamadotcom

  • fdfsdfsd

  • very true!

  • true , pick a random bum for president . cus presidents isent randomly chosen , its probably known who will be presiden for next 100 years ... your votes doesnt matter !

  • How does that make any sense? Polls are done before and after the election, and they are always close to what the result of the vote was.

    Also, how would anybody know who the president will be in 100 years, seeing how they are probably yet to be born?

    ...Unless you mean God knows who will be president in the next 100 years? Then I'll agree.

  • That was about two minutes too long, I got bored and it wasn't funny anymore.

  • WE need to vote it showing respect for our county and if u dont vote it shows disrespect to our forefathers who worked so hard to give us the right to vote.

  • yeah, b/c you know the your vote realy matters. LMFAO. The votes are rigged and have been for a while!

  • you are right, but alot of people do not think that and i tell them and they still think they vote do not count. So those people who does not vote get mad and bitch because the president doing a very bad job.

  • I just rated your video, guys... which in a way is kinda like the, 'popular vote'... and I'm... I'm feelin' fuggin' guilty as sin.

    Won't SOMEBODY PLEASE verbally rape me ?

  • it would be fine for everyone

  • Stop the Vote!

  • free cash dollar

    W W W-chashfiesta-tr-gg

  • first stop voting then start complaining about your govermen! ;)

    But hey, one single vote wouldn't have changed anything anyway, right?

    And the world wonders how Bush became president for the second time...

    Sorry to say that, but as a country beeing so proud of its democracy and having such an sence of mission to spread its sence of democracy all over the world, it's poor not to vote!

    Even if the election system of the US isn't that equitable imho.

  • Bush became president again because the government made sure of it. You dont realy believe he won. Do you? Time to take off the blinders kids!

  • i will fully back this campaign if it was real!

    i know alot of people who do not vote because nothing has change and about american people.

    SO i say let make t-shirt and wear it everyday saying let stop the vote! and see what happen in the presdient election.

  • People will still vote and think thier vote counted. And as usual the person in office is elected by fraudulant means.

  • no worries

    many americans don't vote anyway.

  • This is a spoof guys...meant to be a joke...not a political comentary.

    Feel free to put your comments anyway but it really isnt the right place for that message.

  • That's funny?

  • So you dont learn history, you dont get involved, you become an ignorant zombie that are there to be controled. Like be fooled to go to war, pay the warmachine (in form of taxes, or simply become a slave for the tyrants enjoyment... Wake up! get involved, and strugle yourself through dont exptect to be given your rights on a silverplate.

    America would not exist if it wasnt for the struggle and involvement against thier tyrants.

    Vote Ron Paul!

  • its a spoof get over it.

  • the reason i posted that is because I am almost sure its gonne effect somebody, just look at "mlafon25"

  • Oh, look! Someone just finished their first year of college!!

  • I'll vote as long as it does not interrupt my Youtube time, which brings me to my next question: Cannot we find a way to vote by email. My ass is so glued to this chair...it's a burden to get up.

  • i am fully backing this Campaign

  • lol!!

  • There's no INS anymore.....Anyways Vote for Greens, or Meats

  • Dont vote because you dont matter lol

  • tat was hilarious

    espicially tat illegal immigrant

  • LoL!!!

  • Cool Video

  • Hello,gentlemen.

    This is sadly true. the ballot hasn't worked. now our sons and daughters are buried in an unmarked sand dune,or oilfield perimeter.

    Ballots fail,next,use bullets.

  • Was that Godfrey?!

  • "although it sounds like he really needs a life"

    lol. I work on my PC all day. As he said, I only debated him over a 48 hour period. Never seen him before then. He kept sending me e-mails and I responded back. I just think and type fast.

    "your arguments are legitamate, but not everyone has time to debate these things."

    I only had 2 arguments.

    HE made the first one: Numbers 31

    HE asked for the second one: Hebrew Numerals

    He refuted NEITHER then blocked and deleted me.

    Tell me I'm wrong.

  • maybe because you are a fatass

  • STOP THE VOTE lol

    The ending is what makes it! wtf

    Voting kills black people?!!!! WTF

  • "Because you probably can't anyway"

    hahaha that mexican guy is great!

    Paid for by the Republican National Committee! XD

  • stop the vote LOL

  • Hahaha! LoL!

    It all makes sense at the end!!!!

  • absolutely, i thought this wasn't a very good idea, til the end, then it made sense.

  • i didnt reely like it at all

  • i didnt reely like it till the end

  • lol

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