This is meant to be funny, but actually it's a good idea. By voting, you validate them and they feel justified in doing whatever they please because you pulled the lever. What would happen if everybody registered Independent and stayed home on election day? What would they do if nobody showed up?
the reason i never vote because all the bloody choices are the same, they all lie cheat and steal, they all do stupid shit, all you can do is pick the lesser of two evils,
First of all this is obviously a satire (National Lampoon, hello),
2nd. The vote matters, you can pick one right wing nut or a feckless 'liberal' (whatever that means now). Voting gives substance to a farce. Change, I feel comes from pressure against those in power. At the root of politics is either force or the threat of force.
So ur saying u dont care who is ur voice.. so your basicly saying "why should i care?" ok. u ignorant, ungrateful citizens of America dont complain when u LOSE ur right to vote, freedom of speech, religion, press, petition & and ur right of assembly. The ppl who created this campaign are not creating solutions, just being part of the problem. In case u didnt realize our gov. is what gives us our rights, try going to another country and getting freedoms like these.
anyone who doesn't vote automatically loses the right to complain about the government. If you cant be bothered to get off your lazy ass for a second, then thank God you didn't vote because the future of our countries shouldn't be in your hands.
Really , don't be just another depressing statistic!
If you can't be bothered to actually think about what you are doing when you vote, then you automatically lose the right to bitch and moan about your choice.
State is itself the greatest criminal, breaking every written and natural law, stealing in the form of taxes, killing in the form of war & capital punishment,it's come to an absolute standstill in coping with crime. It's failed utterly to destroy or even minimize the horrible scourge of its own creation.If voting changed anything they'd make it illegal.Better to fight for what we want even if we dont get it straight away as opposed to fighting for something we dont want & actually getting it.
Hey "Star-Spangled Nut"... YOU get out of OUR U.S.A.! You small-brained right-wing neo-con fascist racist wanna-be. I can't wait for next year when you turn on the T.V. to find a black family sleeping in the white-house! Hahaaahaaaaa...
This is intended to be a joke but sadly it serves as statist propoganda at the same time because it makes everyone that doesn't vote look like a complete idiot. If you refuse to vote, do it because you are morally opposed to it not because you're lazy or some other ridiculous reason listed in this video. In reality not voting doesn't make you lazy or irresponsible but instead it makes you virtuous and smart.
If I think that the use of force is evil, friend, then I will refuse to advocate it. Weather or not I have it worse or better than other people never came into the question, the issue isn't weather I'm being grateful enough or not. I would love for you to prove to me that being thankful for the "right" to vote is a duty, even to a small degree. There is much I would like to say on this subject but unless you agree upfront to a debate with me, I'll not bother sending you a personal message.
@agc3168 voting is acomplete waste of time, one rich asshole for another, they dont outright pull your right to vote they just dont count them its a complete farce. Your a damn fool if you think your votes matter or that you live in a free country.
@agc3168 Your vote is data on a hard drive (assuming that the voting machines are actually plugged in to anything). The only ppl that can even verify ur vote are those who own the hard drives! They could tell u any damn thing they wanted to and you couldn't prove otherwise.
this ad is completely true even if its a joke. 1. its up to the electoral college2. the counting system is un reliable and not even the goverment is allowed to know how it works
is this what people are becoming? whiny pessimists who leave it up to other people to do everything? if u dont like the way something is going, go out and change it. this video says "with the state our countries in, we cant make a differance". if martin luther king said that, there would still be ratial segregation. the black guy said there are 8 blacks to every white on death row. well, try to change that. get off your lazy ass and do something.
I know lampoon makes it's change by pushing the boundaries of good taste, but... this time, they fell of the edge, this is just stupid. I loved the pimp my ride vid, tho...
lame video lots of people have time to vote and lol thats was a hilariouse some what pointless video i loved when that dumb dude said "that shit is wack"...
probable leaders in ur country are a shit anyway. doenst matter to WHICH companies they belong in particular.
did u ever ask, after listening to a speech of an american politician: What was he talking about?
They say stuff that sounds nice like "We need a change" or "America yeah america, yeah patriotism yeah stars and stripes" but theres no real content. think about. u can, if ur not as stupid as americans seem to be to us europeans
Funny Vid!! Looking at many of the comments upsets me. I feel like saying the F-word - over and over again. Oh gosh. Help me Jesus !! Saing the F-makes me want to M until I C !! F-word...F-word...F-word...F-word... ha ha ha ha :D
Jesus Fucking Christ!!??? I was hoping there was some fucking joke at the but it wasn't a joke...it was the truth! Republicans will stop the vote not because the simple minded American people don't vote, but because they will plan another tragedy like 911 and force us into marshal law and Bush will cancel the election anyway due to state of emergency!
Dude...wake up. If you aren't a republican, you would see how retarded they are from an unbiased point of view. You would be laughing...and possibly even crying from the immorality too. Forgive me for not believing you.
If you vote the I.N.S. will find your ass. That's funny. What am I going to vote for? More seats on the bus? Man there's enough seats on the bus already.
when things divide our country to this point its amazing how a tragic event or an extreme charity will bring us together but when it comes to the future of our country we are more divided than ever. I wish every american could see this, just google... together we can david staton.
It's not going to make a difference anyway. Bilderberg has already decided who our president is going to be. And if any of you don't believe me, get off your lazy ignorant ass and do some research.
true , pick a random bum for president . cus presidents isent randomly chosen , its probably known who will be presiden for next 100 years ... your votes doesnt matter !
WE need to vote it showing respect for our county and if u dont vote it shows disrespect to our forefathers who worked so hard to give us the right to vote.
you are right, but alot of people do not think that and i tell them and they still think they vote do not count. So those people who does not vote get mad and bitch because the president doing a very bad job.
first stop voting then start complaining about your govermen! ;)
But hey, one single vote wouldn't have changed anything anyway, right?
And the world wonders how Bush became president for the second time...
Sorry to say that, but as a country beeing so proud of its democracy and having such an sence of mission to spread its sence of democracy all over the world, it's poor not to vote!
Even if the election system of the US isn't that equitable imho.
So you dont learn history, you dont get involved, you become an ignorant zombie that are there to be controled. Like be fooled to go to war, pay the warmachine (in form of taxes, or simply become a slave for the tyrants enjoyment... Wake up! get involved, and strugle yourself through dont exptect to be given your rights on a silverplate.
America would not exist if it wasnt for the struggle and involvement against thier tyrants.
I'll vote as long as it does not interrupt my Youtube time, which brings me to my next question: Cannot we find a way to vote by email. My ass is so glued to this chair...it's a burden to get up.
lol. I work on my PC all day. As he said, I only debated him over a 48 hour period. Never seen him before then. He kept sending me e-mails and I responded back. I just think and type fast.
"your arguments are legitamate, but not everyone has time to debate these things."
That last line is actually true, "Don't vote, 'cause you don't even matter." Right. The lobbyists and special interest groups matter.
xander7ful 6 days ago
This is meant to be funny, but actually it's a good idea. By voting, you validate them and they feel justified in doing whatever they please because you pulled the lever. What would happen if everybody registered Independent and stayed home on election day? What would they do if nobody showed up?
xander7ful 2 months ago
the reason i never vote because all the bloody choices are the same, they all lie cheat and steal, they all do stupid shit, all you can do is pick the lesser of two evils,
how do i tell who is the less dishonest?
iamnuff1992 1 year ago 6
First of all this is obviously a satire (National Lampoon, hello),
2nd. The vote matters, you can pick one right wing nut or a feckless 'liberal' (whatever that means now). Voting gives substance to a farce. Change, I feel comes from pressure against those in power. At the root of politics is either force or the threat of force.
ScipioAfricanusI 1 year ago
"paid for by the Republican National Commitee" L O L!
emily0aysha 1 year ago
This. is. stupid.
So ur saying u dont care who is ur voice.. so your basicly saying "why should i care?" ok. u ignorant, ungrateful citizens of America dont complain when u LOSE ur right to vote, freedom of speech, religion, press, petition & and ur right of assembly. The ppl who created this campaign are not creating solutions, just being part of the problem. In case u didnt realize our gov. is what gives us our rights, try going to another country and getting freedoms like these.
emily0aysha 1 year ago
"Tax cuts for the rich! Trickle Down economics! Supply Side Economics! Four more wars! Put Reagan's corpse back in the Oval Office!!"
TheRebel2007 1 year ago
This is hilarious
TwentyFiftySevenAMV 1 year ago
LOL !!1
whitemanstand72 2 years ago
all I'm saying is, if there's ever another draft we better not stand for it.
ThumbWarDestroyer 2 years ago
it should have been
"Stop the vote, because there are plenty of seats on the bud!"
UTo098 2 years ago
Stop the vote because you don't endorse slavery.
blackacidlizzard 2 years ago
LOL!
This is excellent!
outragious007 3 years ago
Paid for by the National Republican Comittee... my ass.
xxsugarxarteryxx 3 years ago
anyone who doesn't vote automatically loses the right to complain about the government. If you cant be bothered to get off your lazy ass for a second, then thank God you didn't vote because the future of our countries shouldn't be in your hands.
Really , don't be just another depressing statistic!
LegendLover101 3 years ago
Dumbass, only the electoral vote counts. It doesn't matter if you vote or not, its useless.
SlaminTacos 3 years ago
If you can't be bothered to actually think about what you are doing when you vote, then you automatically lose the right to bitch and moan about your choice.
If you vote, you can't bitch.
nurktwin1960 2 years ago
HEY....stop the vote
kracker7 3 years ago
State is itself the greatest criminal, breaking every written and natural law, stealing in the form of taxes, killing in the form of war & capital punishment,it's come to an absolute standstill in coping with crime. It's failed utterly to destroy or even minimize the horrible scourge of its own creation.If voting changed anything they'd make it illegal.Better to fight for what we want even if we dont get it straight away as opposed to fighting for something we dont want & actually getting it.
AtlantistoInterzone 3 years ago
Hey "Star-Spangled Nut"... YOU get out of OUR U.S.A.! You small-brained right-wing neo-con fascist racist wanna-be. I can't wait for next year when you turn on the T.V. to find a black family sleeping in the white-house! Hahaaahaaaaa...
slongman 3 years ago
yawn. This is, like, 2004 funny.
minimalmonkey 3 years ago
This is intended to be a joke but sadly it serves as statist propoganda at the same time because it makes everyone that doesn't vote look like a complete idiot. If you refuse to vote, do it because you are morally opposed to it not because you're lazy or some other ridiculous reason listed in this video. In reality not voting doesn't make you lazy or irresponsible but instead it makes you virtuous and smart.
daemonboi2 3 years ago
Agree. Ask people who belong to countries of dictators and monarchs. Those who're deprived of the right to vote.
Be thankful that you have the right to vote. So use that right to your advantage.
agc3168 3 years ago 6
If I think that the use of force is evil, friend, then I will refuse to advocate it. Weather or not I have it worse or better than other people never came into the question, the issue isn't weather I'm being grateful enough or not. I would love for you to prove to me that being thankful for the "right" to vote is a duty, even to a small degree. There is much I would like to say on this subject but unless you agree upfront to a debate with me, I'll not bother sending you a personal message.
daemonboi2 3 years ago
Right, be thankful that I gave someone else absolute power over my life.
That's pretty funny.
nurktwin1960 2 years ago
@agc3168 voting is acomplete waste of time, one rich asshole for another, they dont outright pull your right to vote they just dont count them its a complete farce. Your a damn fool if you think your votes matter or that you live in a free country.
mrsinister03 1 year ago
@agc3168 Your vote is data on a hard drive (assuming that the voting machines are actually plugged in to anything). The only ppl that can even verify ur vote are those who own the hard drives! They could tell u any damn thing they wanted to and you couldn't prove otherwise.
osensei2987 1 month ago
this ad is completely true even if its a joke. 1. its up to the electoral college2. the counting system is un reliable and not even the goverment is allowed to know how it works
alphaman03 3 years ago
DONT VOTE I.N.S WOULD FIND YOU roflmfao hahaahhahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahhahahahahaahha hahahahahah
carniechris 3 years ago
620104t, you disgust me. You're a disgrace to humanity
and kevin3350, this vid is a parody on the republican party. it's a JOKE. DEAL WITH IT THEY'RE NOT SERIOUS
noahdebate 3 years ago
1out of 8 black men are on death row cause the niggers are fucking dumbasses and get into trouble
620104t 3 years ago
o my god
is this what people are becoming? whiny pessimists who leave it up to other people to do everything? if u dont like the way something is going, go out and change it. this video says "with the state our countries in, we cant make a differance". if martin luther king said that, there would still be ratial segregation. the black guy said there are 8 blacks to every white on death row. well, try to change that. get off your lazy ass and do something.
kevin3350 3 years ago
This is a PARODY. You obviously don't know the nature of parodies.
Irridescent 3 years ago
dude its a joke
WhoAteMyCheezIt 3 years ago
idot, this is a joke, and very funny
alphaman03 3 years ago
i know its a joke, but i know a load of people that think this way
i knew it was a joke when it said "paid for by the rebublicans
kevin3350 3 years ago
lol its true we really as individuals cant change a thing.
killqboyz 3 years ago
never have never will
biglipsjim 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
subscribe 2 me and I'll subscribe back!!
lizilz 3 years ago
whats the ins?
Cosmicjesus 3 years ago
immigration police
juuls26 3 years ago
I know lampoon makes it's change by pushing the boundaries of good taste, but... this time, they fell of the edge, this is just stupid. I loved the pimp my ride vid, tho...
richardshapiroII 3 years ago
NWO wins no matter what.
Usnato4evr 3 years ago
I'll give you my next paycheck if you can hook me up with a date with the hot blonde chick!
qwertyXYZ23456 3 years ago
lol
hamsterhill 3 years ago
lame video lots of people have time to vote and lol thats was a hilariouse some what pointless video i loved when that dumb dude said "that shit is wack"...
diarrhea117 3 years ago
Thats a pretty truthful video. More honest and in line with reality than it is funny at all.
It totally reminds me of the kind of frustration that Michael Savage expresses on the Savage Nation.
THEDAILYSAVAGE 3 years ago
the ending
was
priceless
AcdcfreakRocks 3 years ago
Don't vote, Don't Bitch!!!
littledogs1 3 years ago
Our vote doesn't even really count anyway. Look at bush he lost the popular vote and still became president.
bmxer7222 3 years ago
bmxer7222 Bush will fuck you.
lenin1928 3 years ago
Stop the vote, you can't anyway... AHAHAHHAHA WTH
missnhubooty 3 years ago
Yeah! don't vote! sure why not!
NabilRU 3 years ago
Sure. Don't vote, but don't whine about our the leaders in our country either because you didn't do a thing about them.
thinkingworks 3 years ago
probable leaders in ur country are a shit anyway. doenst matter to WHICH companies they belong in particular.
did u ever ask, after listening to a speech of an american politician: What was he talking about?
They say stuff that sounds nice like "We need a change" or "America yeah america, yeah patriotism yeah stars and stripes" but theres no real content. think about. u can, if ur not as stupid as americans seem to be to us europeans
druebruebla 3 years ago
i mean didn't people vot for Al Gore, but Bush became a president? That kind of system is a joke, not voting :D
theguigo 3 years ago
no money no vote
yonglng 3 years ago
I know this a suppose to be a joke, but seriously if we all didn't vote or stop going to work, that would be the ultimate form of protest!!
newmericaproductions 3 years ago
Funny Vid!! Looking at many of the comments upsets me. I feel like saying the F-word - over and over again. Oh gosh. Help me Jesus !! Saing the F-makes me want to M until I C !! F-word...F-word...F-word...F-word... ha ha ha ha :D
LotsOfBikes 3 years ago
Interesting...funny, but pointed and kinda true.
funwithwarcrimes 3 years ago
By reading most of the comments in this blog, I can see why they call you Dumbocrats.
TXranger55 3 years ago
And you can see why I call Texas America's anus.
jpbalkenende 3 years ago 3
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konk3131 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
theres 8 niggers to every white person becuase ALL THEY DO IS COMIT CRIMES AND DO DRUGS DUMSHIT
IUdude45 3 years ago
cewl vid :D
irkekler123 3 years ago
Jesus Fucking Christ!!??? I was hoping there was some fucking joke at the but it wasn't a joke...it was the truth! Republicans will stop the vote not because the simple minded American people don't vote, but because they will plan another tragedy like 911 and force us into marshal law and Bush will cancel the election anyway due to state of emergency!
jaysonbuckley 3 years ago
I'm not republican or anything, but "you democrats" laugh at republicans the way a group of dickhead 4th graders laugh at the kid who eats glue.
Pakawee 3 years ago
Dude...wake up. If you aren't a republican, you would see how retarded they are from an unbiased point of view. You would be laughing...and possibly even crying from the immorality too. Forgive me for not believing you.
jaysonbuckley 3 years ago
It was a joke you ignorant idiot. It was made by National Lampoon !
Stylensky 3 years ago
LMAO! the Republicans would totally do that
nerdelicious5 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA!! "vote for more seats on the bus? hell, theres plenty of seats on the bus!"
hilarious
semperfidelis777 3 years ago
If you vote the I.N.S. will find your ass. That's funny. What am I going to vote for? More seats on the bus? Man there's enough seats on the bus already.
kacpt 3 years ago
hahahaha!
semperfidelis777 3 years ago
Flip a coin
expect a numerical
new thing. 9
akkabowdenkerby 3 years ago
when things divide our country to this point its amazing how a tragic event or an extreme charity will bring us together but when it comes to the future of our country we are more divided than ever. I wish every american could see this, just google... together we can david staton.
campaignsong 3 years ago
Comments must be filtered, because I don't think the National Lampoon has been funny in about 20 years or so.
frellthat 3 years ago
Wow thanks for the heads up!
akkabowdenkerby 3 years ago
I was starting to get confused there for a sec...then i saw the ending...lol
love it!
crzydreamer 3 years ago
"paid for by the republican national comittee"? Why would they ever do that =P
malcheus 3 years ago
It's not going to make a difference anyway. Bilderberg has already decided who our president is going to be. And if any of you don't believe me, get off your lazy ignorant ass and do some research.
fixedgearforlife 3 years ago
and 'what' was so funny about this vd'..
on the plus side i hope it motivates the Penss. voters to get off there street corner, off their cell phone , and out of the kitchen and go vote.
mamacal123 3 years ago
lol the busy mom just throws her whole pizza box and all into the oven.. lol
kaybear27 3 years ago
so funny!
RateAFilms 3 years ago
that was slightly stupiT.
terongorefiend15 3 years ago
i agree with neil .....there not funny at all
craized247 3 years ago
I thought it was the republicans told "your parents to get out and serve your country"? So whats the sentence at the end actually means?
Brisbaneguy2100 3 years ago
Haha! *PAID FOR BY THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE**
LoL XD
GoodAaron 3 years ago
Is this supposed to be funny?
urlacher1985 3 years ago
Ovisly not its crap
CHINESEISGREAT 3 years ago
Dear National Lampoon,
Stop.
-Neil.
ThatNeilDude 3 years ago
I Agree With Neil
CHINESEISGREAT 3 years ago
bad acting. stopped it after 30 seconds
gabe0083 3 years ago
vote because it will make a difference
supersimpleton 3 years ago
check out ListenUpObamadotcom
pixelpadre 3 years ago
fdfsdfsd
pixelpadre 3 years ago
very true!
ArthBHx 3 years ago
true , pick a random bum for president . cus presidents isent randomly chosen , its probably known who will be presiden for next 100 years ... your votes doesnt matter !
Frostiedkdk 3 years ago
How does that make any sense? Polls are done before and after the election, and they are always close to what the result of the vote was.
Also, how would anybody know who the president will be in 100 years, seeing how they are probably yet to be born?
...Unless you mean God knows who will be president in the next 100 years? Then I'll agree.
chrisknows 3 years ago
That was about two minutes too long, I got bored and it wasn't funny anymore.
art4tampabay 3 years ago
WE need to vote it showing respect for our county and if u dont vote it shows disrespect to our forefathers who worked so hard to give us the right to vote.
nicpetrykowski 3 years ago
yeah, b/c you know the your vote realy matters. LMFAO. The votes are rigged and have been for a while!
mrkopsho 3 years ago
you are right, but alot of people do not think that and i tell them and they still think they vote do not count. So those people who does not vote get mad and bitch because the president doing a very bad job.
mlafon25 3 years ago
I just rated your video, guys... which in a way is kinda like the, 'popular vote'... and I'm... I'm feelin' fuggin' guilty as sin.
Won't SOMEBODY PLEASE verbally rape me ?
13DCH 3 years ago
it would be fine for everyone
mehmetyapman 3 years ago
Stop the Vote!
thecolorofdirt 3 years ago 2
free cash dollar
W W W-chashfiesta-tr-gg
metan24 3 years ago
first stop voting then start complaining about your govermen! ;)
But hey, one single vote wouldn't have changed anything anyway, right?
And the world wonders how Bush became president for the second time...
Sorry to say that, but as a country beeing so proud of its democracy and having such an sence of mission to spread its sence of democracy all over the world, it's poor not to vote!
Even if the election system of the US isn't that equitable imho.
cosmocrator13 3 years ago
Bush became president again because the government made sure of it. You dont realy believe he won. Do you? Time to take off the blinders kids!
mrkopsho 3 years ago
i will fully back this campaign if it was real!
i know alot of people who do not vote because nothing has change and about american people.
SO i say let make t-shirt and wear it everyday saying let stop the vote! and see what happen in the presdient election.
mlafon25 3 years ago
People will still vote and think thier vote counted. And as usual the person in office is elected by fraudulant means.
mrkopsho 3 years ago
no worries
many americans don't vote anyway.
ahigo 3 years ago 2
This is a spoof guys...meant to be a joke...not a political comentary.
Feel free to put your comments anyway but it really isnt the right place for that message.
rogue1969 3 years ago
That's funny?
ToMartv 3 years ago
So you dont learn history, you dont get involved, you become an ignorant zombie that are there to be controled. Like be fooled to go to war, pay the warmachine (in form of taxes, or simply become a slave for the tyrants enjoyment... Wake up! get involved, and strugle yourself through dont exptect to be given your rights on a silverplate.
America would not exist if it wasnt for the struggle and involvement against thier tyrants.
Vote Ron Paul!
kjaheo 3 years ago
its a spoof get over it.
jiggumbob 3 years ago 2
the reason i posted that is because I am almost sure its gonne effect somebody, just look at "mlafon25"
kjaheo 3 years ago
Oh, look! Someone just finished their first year of college!!
Enohead 3 years ago
I'll vote as long as it does not interrupt my Youtube time, which brings me to my next question: Cannot we find a way to vote by email. My ass is so glued to this chair...it's a burden to get up.
Rikotistic 3 years ago 2
i am fully backing this Campaign
StJude482 3 years ago
lol!!
memomgirl 3 years ago
There's no INS anymore.....Anyways Vote for Greens, or Meats
ponhand 3 years ago
Dont vote because you dont matter lol
jchaves12345 3 years ago
tat was hilarious
espicially tat illegal immigrant
wowzers1995 3 years ago
LoL!!!
Skywatcher97731 3 years ago
Cool Video
yourockstartube 3 years ago
Hello,gentlemen.
This is sadly true. the ballot hasn't worked. now our sons and daughters are buried in an unmarked sand dune,or oilfield perimeter.
Ballots fail,next,use bullets.
Blargaldalien 3 years ago
Was that Godfrey?!
JohnCocktoston 3 years ago
"although it sounds like he really needs a life"
lol. I work on my PC all day. As he said, I only debated him over a 48 hour period. Never seen him before then. He kept sending me e-mails and I responded back. I just think and type fast.
"your arguments are legitamate, but not everyone has time to debate these things."
I only had 2 arguments.
HE made the first one: Numbers 31
HE asked for the second one: Hebrew Numerals
He refuted NEITHER then blocked and deleted me.
Tell me I'm wrong.
theman777777788888 3 years ago
maybe because you are a fatass
khyronelric 3 years ago
STOP THE VOTE lol
The ending is what makes it! wtf
Voting kills black people?!!!! WTF
pDetch 3 years ago
"Because you probably can't anyway"
hahaha that mexican guy is great!
Paid for by the Republican National Committee! XD
sonsofscience 3 years ago 2
stop the vote LOL
SuperAwesomeWowCom 3 years ago
Hahaha! LoL!
It all makes sense at the end!!!!
GoodAaron 3 years ago 2
absolutely, i thought this wasn't a very good idea, til the end, then it made sense.
bohogirl1 3 years ago
i didnt reely like it at all
wasted6 3 years ago
i didnt reely like it till the end
rikochikoniko 3 years ago
lol
FlightSimMedia 3 years ago 2