I'm An Asshole: San Andreas [Version 2.0]

[ZeppelinFloydRoses]

Hahaha! ''My kids'' and they show a midget.

[dofusmofix]

ahh gta SA theme song sorry :o

[dofusmofix]

Hmm what's the music at the end? :) Nice vid :D

[XtremuZ]

i like the part he says "i'm an average white sub.." and he zooms CJ's face lol

[phoaster]

It feels good to watch this video again :)

Brings back the SA atmosphere

[natho369]

This is what life should be all about saying fuck the system and having fun with it! just go along for the ride while we can.

[farnboroughfan2]

this is brilliant,.. three words "nuclear fuckin weapons" ROFL

[RobinDropping]

I put a screwdriver through some assholes eyesocket into his skull , now I'm the asshole.

[Mirandaismybff3293]

my 1st favorite part when the movie says

"A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!! EVERYBODY!!! A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!"

LMAO

[Mirandaismybff3293]

girl: "you sure got big muscles!"

CJ:"thanks! i look good but im an asshole!"

LMAO

[Mirandaismybff3293]

girl: "you sure got big muscles!!"

CJ:"thanks! i look good but im an asshole!!"

LMAO

[andrewatchison1991]

what the hell is that in the sky at 5:35 :S

[Troublesome2008]

This never gets old. It was one of my first favorites on YouTube.

[tyab87]

Where i download this? I am making a dvd of my favorite clips.

[TwizteDreamZ]

i like the guy at the end who goes "im a make u wash my draws"

[tiamat234]

2:05

ROFL!!!!

[SirLolcat]

best GTA Vid i've ever seen

[Daggywaggy123]

Yet again another great video, going to watch your gta IV 'Im an asshole' vid now, i have no doubts about it either, hope to see more I'm An Asshole clips from other games!

[MichaelPhoenix16]

this is funny XD

[ParadoxBattleZone]

Your character dresses like mine!

[ramboman15]

LOL AT 1:23

[DrMBA28]

This song fits this game PERFECTLY. They should use it for the game trailer

[truckingmanrocketry]

3:40 The Assholic Combine of MF' Terror!!!!

[truckingmanrocketry]

LMMF"AO!!! An ASSHOLIC free for MF" ALL!!!!

[TonyBranston]

Vic Vance isn't dead! He's frozen!

[dlc333333]

YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[hellya2011]

very nice!!

[tudythegangster]

Still one of the best.

[hockeyfan9127]

2:06 LMFAO

[Miikeew]

how you make this effect at 0:01 and 0:02?

[AlphaKennyOne04]

You're referring to the "Version 2.0" text, right? I made that in Photoshop, and saved it as a transparent image, and imported it to the video editor. It starts as invisible, and I quickly set it to fade in (so it looks like an instant appearance), and shrink into place (the text was really big originally, and I used the video editor to scale it down).

After that, I just used a sound effect I extracted from Half-Life 2, and played it.

[AlphaKennyOne04]

Actually, make that the text was really small, and scaled it up. I was thinking of something else that I did but never released.

[MrJinkxy]

you should do one in GTA IV

[AlphaKennyOne04]

You'll be pleased to know that I already have! check out my channel to see it, and feel free to spread the goodness around.

[Iamnoguitarist]

@AlphaKennyOne04 can't find it :(

[AlphaKennyOne04]

@Iamnoguitarist You're referring to my GTA 4 version of this video? It's a couple videos down on my "Uploads" list. To make it easier, I just set it as my featured video on my channel.

[danin900]

man these 2 asshole videos are awesome

[MrSambaboy]

Version 1.0 is perfect.

...Version 2.0 is the best video on Youtube. You get it? :D

Excellent.

[cooldog61593]

someone said you can film the game with a special kit but I'm broke lol.

[ashisgay32]

you can get it from this farm early morning

[drumtabbacco]

LOL DUUUUUDE

[Oronaslt]

All your sa asshole vids is good :D

[y2jjeffhardy]

LOL

[DrJackBlack]

Wow, just great to see a remake of one of the best videos ever!

Awesome job AlphaKenny!

And yeah Toreno's face... handicaped faces... LOL incredeble!

Amazing how some people put much love to something and give us great things to enjoy.

[Blade4613]

i love to smoke, i smoke seven thousand packs a day ok? (denis leary)

[lostfan4everandever]

Thank you for making this video! 5/5!!!!!

[bonnielover1965]

Dude! I'm so glad you remastered this! This video inspired me to make a GTA:SA video for Ice T's "New Jack Hustler," which is still right here on Youtube. I also made a Harry Potter video for this song (and you were credited for inspiring it.) :P Haha riot in the porn shop. Toreno's face. Hmm I always thought you made the pink car yourself in a mod shop.

[filou13]

I got to tell you, This deserves more views.

And you don't have to be kidding about Combat, He removed the video, Probably to your rights.

[AlphaKennyOne04]

Yeah, me and combat talked a few times (I think he also commented on this video.) I never told him to take it down, but he did. He's a cool dude.

[filou13]

Indeed, He must be.

And yes, I have searched, And he did commented, But really, Great job on this one... Do you play SAMP by any chance?

[AlphaKennyOne04]

No, I don't play much of San Andreas anymore, nor the multiplayer.

[filou13]

Ooh, I see.

Well, Have a nice day now.

[Muhibb97]

lol u used the miget in home in the hills on "my kids" line

[ajkrunch94]

asshole remasted

[CandyHam]

nice work man

[tjrieves]

o my god the handicap faces part wass the best! this is way better than the original

[182ndNegociator]

how did he get the taxi to follow him at 4:50??

[1976MUSTANG]

hit hit the car, then the car started chasing him. god i love doing that!

[182ndNegociator]

really it nvr worked on my version of the game i have the Greatest Hits one on PS2

[1976MUSTANG]

i have the first version, i think they fixed it

[CledusTJuddfan]

lol...love it

[KINGmatan]

LMAO 2:06... the vid 5/5!

btw 5:47 is a glitch ;)

[MetaStardia]

I came buckets.

[rogerioshadow35]

Best GTA San Andreas video EVER!

[SmackdownVsRawcmpunk]

im gonna make you wash my draws HHAHAHA XD FUNNY

[markosdangerous]

very good but you should use Camhack, San andreas studio and quit the radar and the HUD

[manu0whu1]

At the end did he say im gonna make you wash my draws lol anyway brill vid dude

[rikwatson200]

better than first one.

[berternie8]

that was so damn funny! and nice ending! 5 stars

[SventheCrusader]

"A! SS! HO! LE!"

[bradmandooo]

that song is so friggin hilarious

because we have the bombs

[510markman510]

Its a good ssong accompanied by a great visual representation.

[MrTSquared]

Nuclear Fucking Weapons

[enduggy]

you really worked hard for this didn't ya?

Fucking brilliant man!!!

[Duneatmydonuts]

lol... nice job dude. that car stuck in the skreet glitch, fukin trippy chet.

[dazzlabrfc]

that was fkin awesome

[axistrooper1]

youre a fucking artist alpha ya know that

its so poetic

[fish5023]

me look jus like u

[fish5023]

thanks homie

[fish5023]

were u get shirt

[AlphaKennyOne04]

if you mean the shirt i'm wearing throughout the video, I got it at the Binco right down the street from CJ's house.

[tjwwe]

Meh... I hate sequels.

[IronHarryKidd]

how did you get the fraps watermark removed? lol handicap faces.

[atomdragon4]

Very nice song and video =D

[ChrisMav3rick]

cj sounds like john cena when he's singing.great video anyway.five stars!!

[jermegatron17]

lol oh yeah!

[sanandreasshole]

john cena sounds like eminem

[9reasy5am]

where did you get that rap at the end? I don't remember it anywhere in the game.

[AlphaKennyOne04]

I don't remember where I got it, but searching for either "Welcome to San Andreas" or just "San Andreas Theme" should yeild some results.

[jimbobfrank118]

you copied that from alpha kenny

[AlphaKennyOne04]

We're the same person, so I copied myself, yes. This is the updated version. Some things changed, some things remained.

[nathan6546]

lol thats so funny (not)

[ThatWasMyGirl]

ima make you wash my draws lmao

[kianna1235]

Lol

[TrashCanDinner]

@ThatWasMyGirl Youtube -

They Sold Their Souls For Rock And Roll

[giggygigs123]

holy shit ur retarted half these clips are from the other guys original film and u just put in a few generic clips of u exploding cars

[AlphaKennyOne04]

What are you, retarded? This is a remake of the original video THAT I MADE. So yes, it's going to contain many of the same clips.

[GTAgameplayer]

u made the vid but u didnt know about utube so combat beat u to it so giggygigs understands

[gtaer222]

jackass 2?

[decoy424]

where the fuck is the original?

[AlphaKennyOne04]

In my channel with the rest of my videos, of course.

[1976MUSTANG]

you could have put a clip of a forklift flipping a car!

[AlphaKennyOne04]

Yet another idea that never occured to me! :(

[DarkMortimer]

LOL

[GTAworldwide]

alphakennyone04, btw nice account name lol..

you're a fucking genius man this video rocks!

[VladyF]

Damn Funny vid 5/5  one of the best vid for sa ;)

[1976MUSTANG]

i found it on itunes.

[1976MUSTANG]

on itunes, the song is called "asshole"

[dwarftn1996]

I only have gta3 gta4 and gta vice city and vice city stories

[RonPaul2008dotcomluv]

Great video.

I wish you had kept the last scene that was in the original version where the 18-wheeler truck is seen crashing into the camera.

[SegaNinja]

WAY better than the first one. Coolio!

[GTAFool35]

PWNED. Even much better than the first one.

Toreno's face with opened mouth = Handicap (own XD)

[MortalPenguin0X]

thanks,im look good, but im a asshole Xd

[AlphaKennyOne04]

As mentioned to the other poster, i'm afraid it has slipped my mind as to where I got it. Try searching P2P programs and see if you can find it.

[makopa111]

This is a great video...

I think i saw this video on my friend's friendster profile and i liked it...

I think this is the 5th time ill watch this vid...

Uhm i guess ill go watch version 1..

Thx for the upload...!!!

[GTScorp15]

rofl,Toreno's face is a handicap face xD

[saiyaman001]

1:54 - 1:58

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlphaKennyOne04]

Ah yes, the porn shop brawl. Classic!

[bandi911]

where did you get cj rap?

[AlphaKennyOne04]

To be honest, I totally forgot.

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

When he says "HO" it would be funny if you put a picture of a hooker on the screen.

[sachininusa110]

better than the first one!

[DEWEYBOY123]

great man

[DEWEYBOY123]

but i'm an asshole lol

[saiyaman001]

Five Stars!

This vid rox,

Best game ever.

[louisplastic]

can you upload this two songs again??The link doesn't work

[BuggyRacer3000]

lol many of the ideas was from the first version.. anyways, good job.

[XxXMaevy07XxX]

tat was sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[terrorblade08]

nice movie and nice music

[aacdarsenal]

i like more the original version!

[PF2007AD]

Haha. Great video! 5 stars from me.

[yesquall]

:D great

[viggy123]

:D

fuckin great man!

[Hypermysticsonic]

LOVE IT !!!!

[theunhumanFFF]

HIM LOVE GAME!!!!!!!

[damien93150]

nice remix !

[damien93150]

nice remix !

[turboman147]

what the song when cj is raping?

[ragabara]

The so-called "tank with water hose" is the SWAT truck

[wingscontrol]

Tank with water hose????

[Drybo4life]

S.W.A.T. Truck. :D

[shaokong]

Exellent piece of work man

[animekid200]

"make handicapped faces"

*:O*

funny stuff!

[beavisftw]

nice

[64starwars]

whats the cutscene when the car gets drove into the gas tanks

[MelS2794]

you should have usedthe white CJ mod for this video

[ilovecars182]

it wouldnt be funny anymore

[1deadsniper]

awsome vid,5/5! =)

[GorillaCrap35]

lol 2:05

[ilovecars182]

Oh Yeah By the way you should do a video for the San Andreas theme song.

[ilovecars182]

Why dont you have any mods for gta? It would make the video better.

[AlphaKennyOne04]

I'm sure it could, but for the time being, I prefer to use vanilla GTA:SA. Perhaps I will utilize mods for future videos, one day!

[Polxen]

HAHAHAHAHAHA "Thanks, but i'm an asshole"

[Richardnewmanseidlik]

that rap song that cj did is called san andreas theme by young maylay

[reemyrobby]

Fucking Zero's missions are very hard AlphaKenny01! Isn't it?

[AlphaKennyOne04]

I hated them with all my being! I think I only did all of them just once.

[reemyrobby]

You mean the 2nd mission of the asshole Zero?

[reemyrobby]

Where did you get the CJ rap?

[dublevenom]

Damn how did you get camera on the air

[JaxieBoy]

Hey, this was really good.

Who created the Halo version, though?

[AlphaKennyOne04]

I'm not sure.

[jouke009]

where do you get the game i search for it a long time plz help

[DarthMifune]

Dude this is even better the second time around! Keep up the great work. I was in tears with laughter at the end - "I'm gonna make you wash my drawers!"

Great vid!

[MortalPenguin0X]

the 2 songs are COOL, CJ RUJ3Z

[redvsblueownzall]

hey, i know like you won't change the hole video because of one thing, but if you were to make a version 3.0, theres a sign in the 2nd city (haven't played in a while dont remember name) over a movie theater that says "now showing, wizard of ass". i personally liked the first version betterm because i saw it so many times. they still both really good! :)

[BlazinChris1]

Amazing, even better than last time =) Matches perfectly, nice ending music, one of the best san andreas videos out there =)

[tudythegangster]

damn i still havent found that wack song at the end

[piortugal07]

great video and music

[ZIPPA455]

I'm look good, but i'm a asshole

[Combat]

Nice video man, I liked it better than the first.

[AlphaKennyOne04]

Glad ya liked it, man! :)

[thesniper22]

LOL "i look good, but i'm an asshole"

[Spyder2310]

Awesome. Yet combat still gets credit for stealing your video

[Combat]

Read the "About The Video" on my post, I said he made it and not me.

[AlphaKennyOne04]

Yeah! So, leave Combat alone!