Jam: Episode 3 - TV Lizards

[Simon0]

down the wire.. the.. the.. the lizards.

I fudging love this clip.

[sk8poika]

just found this great series, but looks like I'll have to just watch this here on youtube because I can't find any shop that sells the seasons. even the torrent sites seem to lack this show, such a shame

[TheYTChronicles]

APHEX TWIN

[radgemasterben]

2:39 lmfao. mark heaps a hero lyk.

[quark4567]

used to live in hackney n we had the same prob but wif irish ppl

[radgemasterben]

@quark4567 poor fella. they jus kept spewing out ur telly?

[quark4567]

@radgemasterben yeh bro n yakno how do u explain that to the kids???

[radgemasterben]

@quark4567 lmao. indeed

[monsterakroma]

I love this sketch.

[dragonweerwolf]

I am the Lizard King, I can do everything!

[arnoldlayne1991]

kevin eldon is a great comedian



[radgemasterben]

@arnoldlayne1991 whos that?

[arnoldlayne1991]

@radgemasterben the pissed off guy in this sketch.

[subset]

@arnoldlayne1991 Actually the pissed off guy is Kevin Eldon. Mark Heap is Mr Lizard

[wayne44ful]

Classic stuff

[satansarena]

pouring fuckin' lizards!! pure..............

[berotti1]

His name is Mr Lizard, or Diseased Halal if you have closed captions on.

[noodles41]

amazing.

[drplbiftin]

3 people have lizards in their computer

[spoitguitar]

No You Sweep Them Up

[krone900]

Mark Heap looks really old now.

[SameWayOfSaying]

Fucking nincompoop!

[SQUIDERICK]

Why are people calling him Mark Heap? He's Mr Lizard...

[ErbmanHustlin]

i think kevin eldon deserves and honerable mention too

[lo2enge]

@ErbmanHustlin and Amelia Bullmore... i have such a crush on her! She's amazing in this sketch:

watch?v=xHWtXSKSQSY

[davidbrianfisher]

We've all been there.

[calumjlindsay]

this is terrifying

[Gmancrap]

Aphex Twin, fuck year

[GelGsound]

Mark Heap is my favourite actor. He's great in spaced.

[MrWanted666]

"No you sweep them up." + "why'd you fill the tele with lizards?" LOOOOL

[markstar777]

eastenders on mushrooms

[Osthropek]

aphex twin - curtains

APHEX TWIN

[ghostofkenny]

Woah, that's Aphex Twin playing in the background.

[HomebrandMusic01]

fucking hell, jam zones me out every time... in a good way, mind

[blondgurl9]

hahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!

[gazwel83]

Lizards are evil and all should be killed.

[candistyx]

The lizards are so cute. I wish my telly was pouring lizards.

[ComedyKing616]

"What's your boss's name"?

"Another Mr Lizard"

BRILLIANT!

[HikiLuoma]

I was recently in hospital, and the nurse who was supposed to take care of me didn't, which could have been pretty dangerous in that situation. I asked her why and she took no responsibility whatsoever, just sat still for several minutes and mumbled something inaudible. The revelation shook me: there REALLY ARE people like the "Mr. Lizard" of this sketch! Jam is not a dreadful series. The dreadful thing is there are people like this in reality.

[revilo314]

My TV plugs directly into my girlfriend so that the lizards can be disposed of humanely.

Unrelatedly: How would you guys diagnose a sort of green rash around my private parts that slithers around as if it was alive under my skin?

[modoZaffa]

@revilo314 Formication

[spugesdu]

Mark Heap is phenomenally funny.

[Muuuley]

woah, that just isnt funny. theres no comic pay off.

[WatTyler13]

@Muuuley Are you serious?

[pa20002000]

@Muuuley - go away and watch repeats of Terry and June or The Good Life then...

[Muuuley]

@pa20002000 now your talking!

[MrJohnQCitizen]

Early Aphex Twin playing in the background another atmosphere creating innovator

[ndovey85]

@MrJohnQCitizen Yes Sir! I knew I knew that music. The music on Jam was always great. Anyone get the double DVD with the remixed Jaaaaaaaaam disc?

[buzzingassasin30]

brill

[cardiacs74]

Everyone involved with both this AND Big Train....absolute class......way ahead of it's time and STILL miles infront

[jamesjonesrocket]

hahahahah, so refreshing! you can always count on chris morris to take you away from the usual predictable rubbish.

[22poopoo]

Never heard of programme what channel was it on?

[sirseymour]

channel4. It was the only programme they've broadcast without an advert break as no one wanted to be associated with it! Pure dark genius!

[22poopoo]

Haha, really? If i had a business I would, cheap adverts! i know a guy who has seen people shape shift into reptillians and people that beleive in reptillian conspiracies so this is all the more sinister for me!

[JRotProductions]

@sirseymour It's also because they thought it would ruin the incredibly dark atmosphere

[AnnaPocalypse]

Misterrr Lizard. XD

[wheeldo]

Totall, utter, absolute genius!!

[ronnevisonfan]

he must have a foot like a traction engine

[rude1987]

kev and mark are fantastic

[Simon0]

im not having a tv pouring lizards into my house!

[tairanman]

DAVID ICKE WAS RIGHT!!

[barretsbumhole]

I prefer Big train to this "jam" this is a bit too dark for me.

[nujabes7]

"ANOTHER Mister lizard"

hehehehe >:D

[mattthedream]

wipe them off the screen with windscreen wipers? HAHAHAHAHA

[tobesters]

hahah... could be Mark Heap's finest moment :-)

[seansalvador1]

Love it when he says 'no, you sweep them up'! haha, his expression is amazing!

[nujabes7]

rofl

[TheAnxiousMan]

I love Chris Morris' love for Mark Heap.

[mrmattw95]

Anyone recognise Aphex Twin playing in the back? Awesome soundtrack.

[m00kid]

morris and rdj are buddies

[dletozeun]

Yes that's "Curtains" from SAW II

[randomlaughingman]

"what's your bosses name?"

"another mr. lizard"

[AlastairOD]

"Wh..Why'd you fill your telly with lizards?"

[MutantEnemyGirl]

Lmao.

Mark, you beautiful weirdo..

[tanzarian101]

No, you sweep them up.

[raVe4theslaVe]

it baffles me just how absolute genius Chris Morris is

[clobells44]

WOW

Creepy but funny

[imawindow]

This is pure genius!

Mark Heap is one of the best comedy actors around. What an incredible man.

[anchorlove06]

wow. Jam is just really not my thing. I'm so baffled every time.

[drplbiftin]

sorry to tell you this but... you're wrong

[albana4]

This is pure Chris Morris genius!

[Isncee]

Down the wire, the-... the lizards....

[tumest]

God bless Aphex Twin...

[tarff26]

Another Mr Lizard hahahaha

[komrade901]

I agree LOL

[plentyofcalcium]

Possibly my favourite comedy sketch ever. Sheer genius

[tominator0x0]

i think mark heap is amazing

[brendanbil87]

aggreed!!

[bonnie43uk]

i hate it when lizards come out of my television, i had this problem about 4 weeks ago. I managed to get an anti lizard device fitted to the cable, they sell them in Maplins for £29.99.

[i8bolton]

ive been waiting for someone to upload this since the only other person who had it seemed to have their account removed. thank you so much!

"no! YOU sweep them up!"

[cinematicadventures1]

IS that mark heap?! thats friggin amazing.

[hardnrgocc]

It is indeed :D

[DVDeMm]

Ooh fancy seeing you here lol. I'm about to upload a DVD update with this show in it.

Mark Heap is in loads of British comedy. He's amazing, his facial expressions! lol. You should get Big Train! Stars Simon Pegg and Mark Heap amongst others. It's hilarious.

[cinematicadventures1]

big train? AHH i'm looking that up now.

ugh but is it available for the states?

[DVDeMm]

Yup Seasons 1 & 2 released together like it was here!

Its a sketch show but one of the best! I'm not a fan of Little Britain because this is how a sketch show should be done! Simon Pegg is awesome in it and it has loads of great British comedy actors.

[cinematicadventures1]

well now i have to add it to my giant list of things i want to buy. lol