What Did that Doozer Just Say on Fraggle Rock?

[BizzarreProductions]

Gah! I didn't realize he was saying "Not if I can prove you guilty" at first.

STUPID STUPID STUPID me.

[Broadwaypuppet]

Wait! Isn't the head judge Cotterpin's MOM?

[Broadwaypuppet]

Messed up idiot... Sorry. Just defending Jim Henson

[adeavens]

No, he said "Not if I can prove you're guilty!" - I'm a dyed in the wool fraggle fan!

[C0CKWEASLE]

Motherfucker prove you guilty

[MonroeMonster]

stop getting butthurt. I think it's kind of funny that it sounds like that. I didn't notice! Obviously some people might have made that mistake too. lighten up.

[TheKinected]

OK, obviously he is saying "Not if I can prove you are guilty" it just sounds like something much less kind, which is why this whole thing is so hilarious. This is all common sense.

[joporter84]

Holy sh*t! That Doozer's a gangsta!

[AN7AGON1ST]

Not if I can prove you're guilty. It's an accent, you're just hearing it wrong.

[SHillyer100]

all of you arguing via youtube comments need lives. seriously yall are so lame

[aelitadelarobia]

geez, what lengths some people go to to find something naughty in an otherwise innocent scene.. gimme a break

[kevinerosa]

haha its a soprano doozer...

[FMUmlaut]

'Not if I can prove you're guilty'

[JUICES74]

he says, not if i can prove your guilty

[channelONAIR]

You have no right to be on me like this whatsoever! So BACK OFF!!! if this is the way you are. I dont need it. Ive got enough dysfunctional vultures in my own life without you. Respect me or block me. One more rude commentary and i AM blocking YOU!

[babymoondancer]

NOT IF I CAN prove you're guilty. It's just the way the line was delivered.

[ElectricShark]

Well, the doozers are construction workers.

They must get pissed a lot especially when they get hit in the head by a falling beam or if one of their towers ends up collapsing.

For some reason, I never liked Cotterpin Doozer.

She was so whiny and annoying.

When I watched this show as a kid, I was hoping she'd go travel outside and a gorg would eat her.

[PuppetsonScraps]

i love puppets and i huge muppet fan and i know what he is really saying but i find that awesome it made me roll over laughing

[beboptheskittle]

Seriously? There are people contesting what he's saying?

"Not if I can prove you guilty."

[ccrstarpanda]

he's saying NOT IF I can prove your guilty. he just has a really bad accent

[Shenruss]

NOT IF I, not "mutha f***"!

JEEZE, man!

[13AJJONES]

@Shenruss NOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT .

}8 ? (.....mutha fukka is much more fun !

[Shenruss]

@13AJJONES Dude....it's like walking in and seeing your parents on drugs; oddly fascinating, but it takes away from the innocence of youth a bit.

COME ON!

We DON'T have to insert vulgarity and craziness into EVERYTHING, now, do we?

I'm not saying it wouldn't be a 'WTF' moment if it was true...but lets leave a little bit of pure kiddy nonsensical goodness in the world, right?

Besides, it's Fraggle Rock, Jim Henson stuff; by DEFINITION, this show was bursting fun already! *---*

[13AJJONES]

@Shenruss EXCEPT THIS IS A YOUTUBE COMMENT BOARD, FOR A CLIP THIS GUY PUT UP...NOT CHANNEL 11 PBS, OR THE F.R. DVD., ....SOOOOOOOO, YOU ARE BEING A TOOL, MOM .

[Shenruss]

@13AJJONES Okay for [1] I'm right here. No need to 'shout' at me if not emphassising exact points [2] How does me standing up for a nostalgic old sentiment, or at the very least giving my opinion on a purposefully misunderstood quirk from a nice show, make me a 'tool'? Admitedly, my view maybe a bit old fashioned, but it's HARDLY Puritanical. Nor was I rude, dull or oaffish about expressing it; wouldn't classify that as a 'tool', I think.

Soooo...why be so shallow-minded & insulting, Dude?

[13AJJONES]

@Shenruss NO,...YOUR HYPOCRISY PROVES MY POINT ....AND IF YOU CONSIDER TOOL, A VULGER WORD.....KISS MY TOOL, MOM .

[Shenruss]

@13AJJONES They must have changed the meaning of 'hypocrisy' when I was sleeping... Ah, dude, I stated my point plainly, but admitted ur point of it being vulgarly funny; not hypocrisy, that's fairness. Same thing about the CONSTANT shouting; note "if not emphasising exact points." HOWEVER (emphasis here) young kids can see this now, & there was NO dirty intent. Trying to make it seem that way...that's just SAD. And you haven't answerd ONE question directly so...which one of us is a 'tool', now?

[Skyoneer2007]

he is saying no if I can prove your guilty

[airfeild]

Oh my goodNESSSS!!!! Whatt?? My son and i strongly beleive that someone has fudged with the sound track and put that vulgar phrase in there. There is NOOOOOO WAAYYY that would have passed inspection thru the Editor's department. Sad that people just can't leave a good thing alone. Will the real slime ball please stand up!!!

[insertclevernickname]

He's a construction worker, deal with it.

[airfeild]

@insertclevernickname yeah, but it's a CHILDREN'S SHOW?? Umm, in that case ya might as well add all the other corruption that goes on in the "real world" and make the children "deal with that" as well then?? My son says that no children would watch children shows if stuff like that was on it.

[13AJJONES]

@airfeild YOU MEAN ALL THAT CRAZINESS LIKE LOCKING HER IN PRISON FOR RIDICULOUS REASONS ?

AND A PROSECUTOR WHO JUST WANTS TO "PROVE HER GUILTY" ?...NOT FIND THE TRUTH !

YOU MUST BE A TERRIFIC PARENT.....NOT !

[channelONAIR]

@13AJJONES In my post i stated "sad that people just can't leave a good thing alone". I was referring to the "good" of what the Fraggle Rock show represents. A clean fun show that delights, and there was swearing in it??? I wasn't referring to the entire episode directly. I'm not sure why you felt you needed to be rude to me. I would like to ask you....but did i say something so that you needed to comment that i am "NOT!" a "terrific parent"? Im not upset, but answer my question, please.

[13AJJONES]

@channelONAIR I DONT SEE WHERE I HAVE COMMENTED TO YOU B-4 .

SO,...I CANT HELP YOU....SORRY.

[channelONAIR]

@13AJJONES So you're not confused with getting a reply from "channelONAIR", it's me, "airfield".....

[13AJJONES]

@channelONAIR UM,...DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN ?...I MUST BE CONFUSED BY YOUR IDIOCY, OR I WOULDNT HAVE SAID I DONT KNOW YOU !....YOU MUST REALLY HAVE A LEARNING PROBLEM, OR YOU JUST CANT MAKE SENSE.....SORRY HUN.

PEAS TO YOU, AND YOUR POOR KIDS.

}8 ? (

[channelONAIR]

@13AJJONES I didnt see this comment until now....the past few comments between us are CRAZY! Your comments are full of insult and hurt! WHY? Are you SO insecure that you need to validate anything you say by kicking someone else down? Are you THAT lonely? I'm wondering why you have been so preoccupied with negative commentary about MY parenting, and MY children. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME! Answer me. Send me a fricking email and explain yourself. CLEARLY AND SPACIFICALLY.

[JohnnyTheWolfLupino]

I hadn't realised the Doozers were so foul mouthed!

[theperfectone121212]

@JohnnyTheWolfLupino

Well they're construction workers, in a way, and just about every builder I knew cussed so much they made sailors blush.

[CHAOTICMASTER33]

@KleineBrogel omg lol

[raymosims2]

I think he says "not if I can prove your guilty" but it does sounds like " mutha fawker prove your guilty" lol

[recneps4444]

@raymosims2 i concur.

[limedup]

@raymosims2  you're right!!! but it does sound profane! LOL

[kentuckymoonrunner]

fuck me a swearing doozer whot next a crackwhore fraggle whots wrong with this messed up world

[13AJJONES]

mutha fukka prove you guilty !

[KenFromBeara]

@13AJJONES a doozer from the bronx

[ivangrozny27]

gotta love the Doozers...she's on trial but all she can think of is getting back to work. If only our criminals here in Britain would think like that.

[TheShaolinScholar]

very funny but he is saying not is ca prove you guilty lol hes from new york

[memyselfandcorpse2]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THIS! I was around 4 or 5 years old when I saw this, my mom jumped up and changed the channel!

[mentor397]

Dude, you are stupid.

[lessunn]

yess!!!!!! score!!!!!!!

[eblasphamy1]

COTTERPIN!!!!LOVED HER!

[jasondanielpruitt]

dahahahaha lol

[creepycritters]

whiterobedmartyr is right he is saying "not if i can prove ur guilty" but is does sound like "mother f**ker"

[whiterobedmartyr]

Pretty sure he's sayin "not if I can prove you're guilty" but it sure does sound like somethin else.. I had to listen 5-6 times before I could understand.. LOL!

[limedup]

@whiterobedmartyr you are right!

[MptLvr]

LMAO!

[Zigelhh07]

LOL

[jessica3337]

i think i love the doozers more after hearing this