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  • HAHA this review had me laughing quite a bit. I guess this a rare case where you DON'T "Get what you you pay for". I mean the game is 10 bucks but should probably be free, but I never played so I can't judge...

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  • Cant suck any worse than dead island...

  • @Heisenberg85 I KNOW RIGHT!! 9.5 out of 10 my ass it had the most stupidist story ever and everyone you save probably dies at the end!

  • 3:10 this guy wishes he was lana! lol

  • HA! that kid can hack computers lol

  • I've come to hate Far Cry 3 now.

    Thank's Youtube.

  • I'll be right back... I gotta go take a giant, steamin' "Amy"...

    Then give my girlfriend some lanA sex...

  • The Justice League is under attack!

  • Awww. I guess the developers for Amy didn't have the required 10,000 bucks lying around to pay IGN for a 9.0 review like Infinity Ward has.

  • @TheLackofattack No, this game just sucks.

  • i actually tried the demo of this game for the 360.Yes it had alittle lag in the movie scene at the start but the gameplay itself isnt all that bad.Its Different but not bad.All Zombie games are all shooters and gets boring fast.This felt more like a real life survival horror.The person who played this game wasnt very good at playing it.You do realise your supposed to dodge when the zombies attack?.The buttons for the 360 work fine.Amy is something different.Instead of killing anything you see.

  • amy was actually a pretty good challanging game. i would honestly give it a 6.5 out of 10 like jeez 2/10 its a fucking arcade game..

  • i dont care what IGN says i think that AMY is awsome

  • Amy is a cool game i got it and i beat it... and it only costs 10 dollars... is not the best game but it brings some survival horror fun... IGN does everything to try make a video game look awful like if they were so amazing

  • im getting it just cause ign hates it

  • i agree.You might as well buy Dead Space 2 if you want a true horror game.

  • When your game is rated the worst it can by ign you didn't just fail at life but fucking failed at everything and you dont need to breath a spec of oxygen because your life was god's only mistake to put you on this world and you need to time travel and kill your parents before they were born so you know there wasn't any DNA of horrendous crap in the known existence.

  • better than MW2.5

  • it's hilarious how some people will embrace anything just to spite ign.

  • Such a pity. I thought the sorry was exceptionally inspired. Maybe someone else can pick up the same story concept and reimplement it elsewhere.

  • Your opinions still don't matter to me after that shit you pulled with Modern Warfare 3, but you're absolutely right about this hunk of shit.

  • @Cloakingpower what did he say about mw3

  • lol

  • looks so bad its bad, one thing is i hate having the main person being a girl sorry but i fucking do. but having ppl follow u everywhere and u oughta watch out for em too thats the worst, the combat looks like fucking shit straight from the saw game which is freaking terrible. and a little gurl seriously!?

  • Like a raccoon said to me once "daum"

  • why cant you be this brutal against mw3 and fps.....

  • @trashcan619 maybe if someone bribed him, he would :P

  • "For more reasons on why Amy is terrible, head over to ign.com" lol

  • Thank you IGN, now we won't see anymore true horror games coming out. Have fun with MW7.

  • Surprised it got a 2.0, You didn't say it had any positives haha

  • Amy needs what happened to hydrophobia to happen. It needs fully reworked. Remember hydrophobia was panned, but it was re released and was well receieved. Maybe this game will turn out ok in time... IF THEY ARE NOT LAZY!

  • Why does Lana die like that? ROFL

  • I've finished the game 2 times and it was easy for me. And if you are a true fan of survival horror, ignore this review, the game isn't terrible. The controls and gameplay isn't hard, the truth is: some people don't know how to use them correctly. I agree with the hole thing, Lana could go trough it like Amy does, but other things are fine and cool for me. Amy is a great game in my opinion, and If you like SURVIVAL HORRORS, you will love this game.

  • @MrGabrielGeog people might say that black ops zombies are better than this game,right?

  • @Ricardo7250 sure. Opinions... =)

  • My initial reaction: "Really? It's gonna be hard to mention all the bad things with the game? For you?"

  • Did IGN just give a bad review of a game? I never thought i'd see the day

  • i already feel bad when watching this game from the review

  • Yeah...Not wasting my money on Amy :/

  • @GGCStorm check this out ''asuru wrath''  that will make u die a happy man check the walkthrough for it :D

  • @ultraness1 Not really my type of game.

  • @GGCStorm i take it u r the type that likes games like uncharted or something?

  • @ultraness1 I'm the type that likes inFamous,Mass Effect,GTA,L.A Noire,etc. Depending on the game,i'm not really into fighting or button smashing games.

  • This game is not bad. For the contrary, I loved it. It has some bad points but I would give it at least a 8 in a scale of 10. IGN have no more credibility for me. I just think this game will be bad for the ones that like just very easy situations and imediate ending games. I love challenges so I loved the game, there's a long time that game designers don't make something greatly challenging like the old time games. Amy on the other hand made it! lol

  • it doesnt look as bad as he said, he is a little passionate bout his games, get out more dude, your famous, y should u care you spent a little money for a game you dont like, jeez.

  • why why why why why so many why's just take the path on not choosin it and play another game lmao

  • yea this game was ass and i was pissed wen i bought it

  • IGNorant

  • @brandon080693 You clearly have never played this game.

  • Okay so Amy got 2.0 points for having 'not bad but not good graphics'?!

    I do no understand your point scoring system.

  • @TheCdeboy you act as if IGN only grade games on graphics

  • @MultiUsername45 That's the only positive he gave, how does decent graphics have plus two points?

  • I finished this game today, in about 4 hours, about 15 deaths, in 2 days separately and on normal mode... Well, I'd at least wish the mechanics weren't so damn broken, the only thing I care now is about the last golden trophy I miss. I foresee sadness, anger on my life and sleep problems, knowing I have to go throught all those bad controls again, with double time and deaths... At least I know how to survive every level, without knowing, I exploited many glitches, thinking it was the right way.

  • BUG: The Game

  • I'll agree that Amy is bad.

  • Lana is anal backwards. Maybe that is somewhat representative of this game.

  • Oh my god another cocksucker from IGN that dosn't know shit about games. I played this game unlike you and this game is pretty bad ass. You dumb shit give it a 2 out of 10. You don't know how to play this game and you make it look bad for people who want to buy this game. Shit face if you don't like this game based on your personality don't rate it. IGN fucked up again way to go.

  • this game is almost as bad as ghost rider 2

  • @Cheesegrinds2

    WHAT? there's a SECOND one!? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

  • Damn,I was looking forward to this game to.

  • Amy reminds me of Siren:Blood Curse on psn. Its similar in style of escort missions and emphasis on horror survival and melee weapons against zombies. I would recommend Siren I've played it myself and its amazing.

  • @patsybob Except- WAIT- Siren is actually good.

  • @blibble321 Yeah it really is, Amy is very similar just a different aesthetic and the principles are the same, the only difference is that siren controls a lot better but still isn't perfect (but I like that, most horror games have slightly awkward controls it makes the game harder and scarier at times) Plus siren's story seemed very strange like drug-induced Japanese quirky madness. Only if siren used more stealth missions then it would be a lot scarier (the end boss was annoying though)

  • @patsybob I know Siren has it's faults and flaws, but in a good, quirky way. Amy is just pure tosh.

  • that was the most brutal review ever

  • @Nailmind1 And it was glorious!

  • @Nailmind1 When the game is shit its not that hard

  • Gameinformer gave it a 3/10, no shit its bad!

  • It's like Dead Space, only more crap! :D

  • i randomly picked a game and i got pacman championship Dx for ten dollars:)

  • an entire game based on the escort sections of games. that's all i need to know to avoid it escort sections of games are bad enough now where they come at random. how they thought this was a good idea is beyond me. now we just need a terrible game based off of underwater sections in games, and we will have the two games based on the worst aspects of gaming.

  • 20 out of 10 daaaaaaang....lol

  • yahtzee's review was better as it always is.

  • There's nothing wrong with the the game. I find it to be interesting. The reason why the game got a bad score is because there are no more good people to review games & all of you fuckheads only care about is that gay lameass game, call of duty, which that game diserves a bad score! So Colin Moriarty GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LAME ASS PIECE OF SHIT NO ONE CARES FOR YOU! WHEN YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU SHE WENT LIKE, I'M NOT KEEPING THIS PIECE OF SHIT! SO DON'T REVEIW ANMORE GAMES OR GO 2 HELL IGN!

  • @SuperShadowSparda haaaaaaa its a bad game

  • @SuperShadowSparda this game gave me diabetes. it deserves this score..if not lower. I'm not a cod fan anymore, but it is ridiculous that kids like you want every game to be a 10 unless its a cod game. so you spam and bitch on every video.

  • @SuperShadowSparda u mad bro? cod is way better than this shit

  • @SuperShadowSparda lmao this game looks like shit 

  • @SuperShadowSparda Subtlety, young troll. Subtlety.

  • @SuperShadowSparda dude the game has fucking horrible controls and gameplay

  • @SuperShadowSparda I never knew that a person can be so loyal to a video game to hate a person who disliked it... seriously you sound like you want to bring an ax to his face. Maybe you should go outside and make some friends.

  • Well, am I the only who like it?

  • @WonderMan320 I also liked it too, hardcore gamers don't let things like bad controls or bad voice acting turn us down. It is survival, horror, I spend my time with this game, it was challenging, frustrating. I enjoyed it, and embraced the experience. I'll let it be on my ps3 hard disk after I finish it again on hard mode.

  • the only reason i came here was because of yahtzee mentioning the sparks lol i can see what he means...

  • deserved every bit of it.

  • LOL 

  • I just recently finished this game and to be honest it wasn't even that bad. A bit mediocre yes but not horrible to the point where I would supposedly throw my PS3 out of my window. And to the person somewhere down there who said somewhere along the line of "only the people that defend it are the stupid fucks who bought it." Well...I believe that was the whole reason why some of us voiced our opinion because we actually bought it and played it and we feel that AMY deserves a little bit more.

  • I've actually never played the game, but it looks kinda fun :p

  • at least there's a chance it could be revamped right? they did work hard on but it is bad lets hope they change it because it could be better

  • This game reminds me of the Human Centipede. It sucks, there is almost no redeeming factors to it, yet some people blatantly defend it and call it genius, and give it unnecessary amounts of attention.

  • I can't believe people defend this sorry excuse for a game. The only people that defend It are the stupid fucks who bought It.

  • Funny! :)

    Why even rate it as a 2 :)?

  • A fucking MEE

  • the graphics are good, great monsters, good scares, whats the problem.

    Solid title. Learn to do reviews.

  • @jitzmaster Good scares? A person wearing a bed sheet is scarier than this game.

  • VectorCell who made the game should've never even considered getting into the industry. The game looks unfinished and it plays like shit :/ Yet they have the balls to go out and say "No, our game is not shit, it's just difficult"... Difficult and broke ain't the same thing.

  • pero no hablas mal de Call of duty : (

  • @MrButterNipples: Yep, they didn't pay enough for IGN to botch a review for them.

  • Wait, I'm confused. Did IGN say Amy was a terrible game?

  • @MrButterNipples ....ur name is mrbutternipples? LMAO!!!

  • @MrButterNipples Yes...and for once they are right! This should be called Escort Mission The Game.It sucks BAD!

  • LOL Yahtzee was right! You do get more convincing sparks from exploding machines when you lean on the asterisk key on microsoft word!

  • @AvousYelmurc Yee that had me in stiches lol

  • @AvousYelmurc I would have liked if this video showed Lana or whoever getting stuck in the toilet doors too.

  • @AvousYelmurc I would have liked if this video had a part where Lana or whoever got stuck between the toilet stall doors.

  • Why he's hell bent on saying Amy is a bad game. It's decent if you have half a brain. I'm all about Silent Hill and RE, and this game is pretty good. You can see from the beginning that there was an accident right before the train derailed a plane or something from a plane crashed and the infection quickly spread in town. The DNA scanners are a government device they (the people on the game) use for secure door. Amy hacks computers because she's advanced. Games with a little mystery is good.

  • @RunDeniRun you are like my english teacher, trying to deny that Shakespeare is bad even though no one supports her

  • @TheGaymers I could care less who supports me, your comment is irrelevant. Shakespeare isn't in the history books for nothing... How many movies based on Shakespeare? Anyway, that isn't the subject here, the subject is a game. I don't know how he says the graphics are bad I don't have a ps3, maybe that's because he wants it to look like a real movie, but it's not, it's a freaking game. I don't get the people of this gaming generation, I like good graphics, it's not bad if it isn't.

  • @RunDeniRun he didnt say the graphics are bad, he said they are descent.

  • @TheGaymers Who are these people that don't support her? Her ignorant, immature students? Kids with the attention spans of gnats? People that cannot comprehend the English language? I don't enjoy all of his works, but I would be a fool to say that he is bad. The sheer volume of his work, and the amount of movies and games that have taken his themes, is outstanding. He is far from bad.

  • @RunDeniRun Nah Nah NaNah Nah. You don't like what I like. You're a dumb head. Nah Nah NaNah Nah.

  • @digitalintent lol wtf?

  • I understand you say AMY is a bad game, but the review was REALLY unprofessional, A reviewer pinpoints it's opinion I get that, but there are ways to review bad games, and you've done a terrible job.

  • @iastudio He didn't like it, he said why he didn't like it. He give a few decent points about it such as the graphics not being "awful" and that there was a lot of time put into it.

    You only think this because it's rare that a really awful game comes along and is reviewed harshly.

    It's nice to see a reviewer be completely honest like this.

  • @CyberYeoo I'm not saying the game is Not poorly constructed or anything, he lacks syntax, The game is bad the controls suck, but he didn't explain Why the controls suck, but what can I expect from Colin Moriarty he's one of the worst reviewers out there.

  • @iastudio Yeah, I don't know why he said the controls sucked either. I've played on Xbox and the controls are fine. Maybe he needs to compare across BOTH platforms before he makes a review next time for games on more than one. The story works if you can figure it out. Once I beat it, it will come together for me like every game with an unclear story at first. I don't even think he played the whole game, he failed to mention Amy's abilities later in the game...

  • @iastudio This is why you READ the reviews.

  • reviewer: why am i playing amy at all

    :

    me: because its your fu*king job

  • Is this game even worth getting for free?

  • I did what he suggested and I picked Amy. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • What happens if you pick Amy?

  • Even though you saved me buying this, I thought this review was rather unprofessional. Aren't IGN supposed to be one of the biggest game review companies? Stop being arrogant as if all gamers should just listen to you. Give fair reviews to bad games.

  • @guanjon how coud you give a more fair review to this game have you played it. It is the worst game ive ever played. And for all the haters how about you read the title of the video. Its called a review for a reason its their opinion yours is more than likely different.And by the way BEYOND

  • @olemiss2009bigbrett He hardly explained why it's a bad game. It's obvious what really happened here: the people who made Amy never gave a large sum of money to IGN, therefore auto-bad review.

  • @guanjon did anything he said a lie the controls are terrible the puzzles dont make any sence at all

  • I didnt even know this game existed

  • and fuck the reviewer who probably played no longer than 5 minutes of the game, I liked the demo so much it brought me back to the silent hill days with dark edgy atmosphere, this game does not deserve a 2.0 fuck you ign you deserve a 1.

  • @dothisdothat321 faggot, really? youre mature. and halo fucking sucks. too many kids play, and honestly i dont find it much fun, nor do i find call of duty, and battlefield 3 at times. the game could have been presented in a better way, or used more modern things. and trust me its this just FUCKING JOB to review this game. not youre little dumb ass who probably works for minimum wage, and lives with his mother and her cats. grow the fuck up, prick.

  • @AyCeeAreyy "and trust me its this just" lol learn how to write sentences faggot go back to playing your gay ass halo game you call "fun"

  • @AyCeeAreyy lol your a loser brah, have some decency to type correctly if you want to make an effective pun. Im sorry if I hurt your feelings after calling you a faggot but well you are haha. Oh yeah the whole girlfriend thing....not buying it brah not buying it. get a life poser bitch.

  • Ganon (ocarina of time)

  • Too bad, I'm buying it.

  • Thats....harsh

  • 2/10!??!?!?

    OMG I'M GOING TO BUY IT FROM THE PSN NOW!!!

  • Oh, be serious, people. This game is good. A solid 5 or 6. It's entertaining. It's not a big deal, obviously, and It's good. Good, not great. What does 2 mean? It's not 2. 2 is a game almost unplayable. It's not unplayable. This company has good ideas, poorly executed, and we know it, like it was with Alone in The Dark. They have great potential, but it's reckless. Maybe don't have enough money or people. C'mon, wake up game critics crew!

  • @tratorta dont get me wrong. Fallout 3 and New Vegas were great games to me. Somehow the ammount of shit that Elder Scrolls has is cleared by Fallout's setting. The games are more belivable(Its a wasteland and it looks like it) In Skyrim... why is it empty wasteland? Why an NPC with an arrow in the head say "Its my imagination"....

  • @ShinChan720 show me these things in Skyrim. "Story" "Depth" "leveling" and "graphics"

    Even the skyrim puzzles fail hard as a ton of brick.

  • @Kserijaro Skyrim isnt meant to be for puzzles. If you think it is then you fail hard. I dont think Skyrim is perfect. for me Skyrim is a 8.5 maybe a 9. Reason being the loading times and glitches but that comes with how big the world is. Also I dislike the story but others do like it. Now when it comes to depth, leveling, and graphics if I have to show you those in skyrim then your a child who needs his hand to be held when walking across a street

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  • You should be fired for this review i dunno if the game is really that bad, but i know that all you did explain is that Its about Lana,Amy and from the gameplay i can guess some demons then you don't even explain the goal in the game or why everyone after those two and just rant about the gameplay for the rest of the review ...

  • You have got to stop putting the score in the title!! It ruins part of the fun of watching the review.

  • This may be a bad game, but the review is just as shit.

  • i played the demo and it was kinda "old" if this game was about 10 years older it would be ok but given that its 2012 this game is pathetic. im one of those people who can play cod for hours and not get mad but after about twenty minutes on this i chucked my controler

  • This game looks really bad...

  • Gotta say just from watching gameplay of it, it does look really repetative. I'm guessing you only get that pipe to hit people with, and if you do that throughout the whole game then that's an automatic bad game for today's standards. Controls do look really horrible, lots of glitches, stupid plot holes. Overall a very bad game and I've never even played it. It's a shame because I was looking forward to it when I saw the trailer, but not anymore.

  • The game sucks. No question about it.

    But the reviewer and the review is very unprofessional.

    This is like a rambling of any gamer who bitches about bad game. He tells the fighting mechanic sucks, puzzle sucks, control sucks, but doesn't even bother to tell why.

    What a joke of review.

  • @zeonmx The fighting mechanic sucks because there is no pattern or variety to it. Puzzle sucks because they don't make sense in relation to the story and what you're doing, controls suck because they are frustrating, non intuative and sometimes work somethimes don't. I haven't played the game, this is what he said, maybe you should pay attention next time if your going to slag it off.

  • IGN's reviews are so unprofessional.. 

  • if IGN says its bad. its probably GOTY!!!!!

  • not much of a review if he only looks at the bad points of the game

  • @221evans but thats the thing, he tries to look at good things in the game and the only half decent thing about it is the visuals

  • @CalmDraven I think he was speaking from the perspective of a gamer not a critic. Just using it as a device to point out there is nothing within the game that would motivate you to actually WANT to play it.

  • Thumbs up if you don't want IGN to give away the rating in the title!!!

    

  • GODDAMN 30 SECOND CALL OF DUTY AD, STUPID COD NO ONE LIKES YOU

  • @DeadlyFUCKINGzebra is it a guy talking shit about call of duty elite?

  • @DeadlyFUCKINGzebra me like it but not fanboy

  • @DeadlyFUCKINGzebra haterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @regnumtlt why would anyone pay over 100$ for mw3 and a year of Elite when activision is just going to make the same shit next year?

  • @DeadlyFUCKINGzebra Who said you HAVE TO PAY for an OPTIONAL thing?

  • @DeadlyFUCKINGzebra You mean besides the 6.5 million people that bought it on launch day?

  • @tjtreece8 what about the 6,000,000,000+ people who DIDN'T buy it on launch day :3

  • @DeadlyFUCKINGzebra What about the 6,000,000,000+ people that didn't buy Skyrim, Halo: Reach, Team Fortress 2, Half Life, or Dead Space 2? I guess nobody likes those games either...

  • amy was made by the SOPA team

  • This game really sounded good on paper, how sad

  • fuck.... just bought this game

  • This game isn't that bad. It deserves a 2.5!

  • This is considered as the worst game ever on game-rankings.