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  • For fuck's sake, no one gives a shit about all you religious idiots just shut up and watch it.

  • are the Pythons gonna go to Hell for saying the F word multiple times in a religious film? XD

  • It may be exaggerated but this IS how religions are formed mythology gets passed on as truth.Then after 2000 years pass, people believe it without question.

  • The religious folk are under the impression that Monty Python are laughing WITH you.. no they are laughing AT you, their mocking the religion and so they should.

  • @Mistersamsam BUT HE IS THE MESSIAH, THE CHOOSEN ONE! is he fuck, he is brian from down the road, a rightt total knob. Merry Xmas wise men, and you shepherds, what? angels, they saw flying in the sky? OK, correct myself there, shepherds totally stoned on pot. Oh dear, those afghans and their poppy products get everywhere in the middle east, it seems. AWWWW, there goes Father Christmas, driving a sleigh, right up in the sky. pass the bong...

  • @Mistersamsam their mocking people in general there not making fun of religion making fun of people who need 2 be lead in life even when than don't need 2 atheist are just as guilty of this too don't believe me take a look @ Richard Dawkins fan base

  • It's funny cause they show this in my CATHOLIC school, I myself being CATHOLIC, think it's brilliant, it had my whole class in tears !

  • Have a very merry pagan xmas disbelievers amongst us - xmas trees and bobbles hanged, and that bloke in a red suit and white whiskers on his sled being dragged by a bunch of reindeers, the lead one that seems to be on the pop too much with his red nose. Anyway, the pagan xmas is on 21/22 Dec, depending when the light shines through that morning through those bluestones at Stonehenge. But Bethlehem and the baby Brian is a nice story though, isn't it?

  • @yippitydodah forgot to mention that bloke in white whiskers on a sled led by a bunch of reindeers travels though the sky,high up, stopping at every chimney stack with a kiddie beneath. And they say smoking a bob hope jamaican woodbine is illegal.....

  • And this is why I hate religion.

  • "oh how shall we fuck off o lord?"

    O-O

    Was I asleep when our vicar preached that from his pulpit one Sunday?

  • This is the Messiah, the chosen one!

    *looks at him*

    No he's not! *throttles*

  • All in all, one thing's for sure! British comedy is the shit! Monty Python are the fucking best!

  • I never ever seen a juniper bush. Do they actually exist as a plant? Or did the bible New Testament just make it up, as they do?

  • @yippitydodah It's called Wikipedia.

  • @UnrealHel Good grief! That bush. We call it something else in our own language around here.

  • @yippitydodah So do we where I live.

  • To all Monty python fans I say KILL THE NONBELIEVERS

  • @RimshotKiller: voice of Yoda "So certain are you." Evidence for Christ is rather stunning, esp when He comes along and pulls you out of hell, either now or later. Search on nde ian for but one teensy weensy sliver of said evidence. His first coming was prophesied, much more His second.

  • @MegaGayjesus - comment was directed to you. Excuse me, RimshotKiller.

  • @bassomanvfr that´s no problem ^^

  • @bassomanvfr yeah ...the messiah...i´ve heard that one before and it´s kinda hard to laugh about it anymore

  • This is probably closer to the truth than the bible...

  • 112 people have a very large nose.

  • "How shall we fuck off? siar"

  • 1:44, I love how the hermit goes 'Oww..."

  • i am so relaxed about this.

    The Lord is MY sAVIOUR, AND DIED FOR MY SINS.

    what a wonderful lord, above everything.

  • A nonbeliver! a nonbeliver! Execute! KILL THE HERETIC!

    haha that really cracks me upp

  • This bit is very christian... Do what i say or you die..

  • I feel sorry for Brian all throughout this movie, but it's still funny as hell

  • I'm an Irish Catholic, and while im not a bible basher i am into my religion and this film is one of my favourite films of all time. Even my school priest loves it. Its a classic comedy film thats not too be taken seriously as it isnt pokin fun at the life of Jesus, the clue is in the title. For those of you who do take it too seriously... I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!

  • @Jokersmile08 It is pointing the flaws of religion, however.

  • @MyFaceBurns Yeah I agree but lets face it all religions have flaws and we all know that, we didnt need a film to tell us that. It wasnt for that reason the film was banned in a few countries and the pythons were issued death threats.

  • @Jokersmile08 it's not to be taken seriously, just like religion.

  • @sheldonlt Thank the gods there is no god!

  • @Jokersmile08 You're almost there. It's fairly blatant in saying the idea of jesus is not to be taken too seriously

  • @Jokersmile08 Ya, don't take it too seriously, it's called Life of Brian, not life of Jesus. I think "Jesus" actually has a cameo somewhere in this film also...

  • I can't believe that I seek out one of my favorite movies for just a little laugh, and what do I see, nothig but stupity and controversy!! It's A MOVIE..not real..it is about Brian, not Christ!! If you can't laugh at yourselves and Life..I pitty you! "always look on the bright side of life"!!damit!

  • This video should be titled "How Religions Begin Sketch"

  • In 1998 Jesus came to me ... and let me know in no uncertain terms that punishment from Him to me wasn't out of the question on account of my great love for pornography.

    These "intellectual" types and/or blasphemers can say what they want, but it will never overthrow the truth of what millions of us personally know to be true regarding Jesus and His divinity.

    Everyone on the planet should understand that Jesus Christ is the real deal, and time and events will bear this fact out.

    Be THANKFUL!

  • @guyNbluejeans you just sad. get a life

  • @guyNbluejeans You like to whack off a lot don't you.

  • @guyNbluejeans the whole point of faith is to believe when logic says otherwise. not "believe, why? because i said so now shut up and get back to praying. you have to believe this because everyone else is wrong."

    my point is that you can't force someone to believe, just because you do. everyone has to choose for themselves what they believe in.

    now please, enough. we did not come to this video for a spiritual debate, but to enjoy the comedy of Monty Python.

  • @anigodess No offense, but your remarks are hard to understand. Did you not see what I said about Jesus paying me a visit?? If so, then why the spiel on "believing"? And you even used quotation marks for what? Make it sound as if I used such language and reasoning?!

    And then after you ambushed with your nonsense, you strangely implore me to concern myself with Monty. You're a smart girl, I'm sure, but you can do better than this.:-)

  • @guyNbluejeans Also i must say i do take offense to you calling my arguments as nonsense. The fact that you chose to believe what you do simply for the reason given could itself be called idiocy or lunacy in it's nicest terms. The fact that you did not see any of my comments using those terms is because i try to keep these conversations civilized. and your entire speech of my imploring you to concern yourself with monty? Take a look at the Link, Comedy Group, or even the title of the movie.

  • @anigodess Okay. I guess there's no way I can beat you in an argument. You win.

  • @anigodess I came to this video link for the sole purpose of enjoying a small clip of one of my favorite movies. i do not come to watch these videos so that i can engage in spiritual debates on beliefs. it's as simple as that. The fact that uses did not use my exact words means nothing. few people do use these particular words. does this mean that what was said must be taken at face value only with no thought for subtext?

    of course not.

    My point- Enough, we came here for comedy, not controversy.

  • @guyNbluejeans Go and see a doctor you need one

  • What have the Romans ever done for us

  • @dragonforks93 It also pokes fun at how there are so many different christian denominations, yet they all claim to worship the same god. Whether it be the church of the holy shoe, or the church of the holy gourd.

  • The best parody ever about everything what could go wrong with religion. (so no reasons to be offended Bishops).

  • JEHOVA! JEHOVA!! JEHOVAAA!!!

  • kill he heretic hahaha!

  • "I am NOT the Messiah!"

    "I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few."

  • this film makes me cry. i love it. and i pity the blind

  • Did they even have swear words back then?

  • "Alright! I am the Missiah! Now Fuck off!"

    "How shall we fuck off my lord?" :) xx

  • i thought there wasn't a funniest bit. i thought it was ALL funny

  • No wonder this film was banned in several countries...but I love it :D

  • "He is the messiah, the chosen one!"

    "..no he's not"

    " AN UNBELIEVER!!!!"

    110 people are Unbelievers

  • 3:41 sample for a rave tune right there "Hail the Messiah" ;)

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  • lmao when the naked guy climbs out at 3:06 :D

  • still the most poignant piece of film in the world

  • my favourite bit is when the hermit spots the crowd

  • 1:43 by far the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • And to think this film was banned in 18 different countries due to it's offensiveness!

  • I've been infected by a bald patch

  • "now... FUCK OFF!" lol

  • Just watched Holy Flying Circus today, and went then watched this.

    Even though I've seen Life of Brian countless times on DVD, it still has me pissin myself every time.

    Timeless Classic.

  • God could come out of the clouds tommorrow and tell us that every religion is wrong and most of them are very disapointing, and people would still stick to their religions. This video shows why.

    Of course, there'd be plenty of atheists sticking to their story too. It's human nature really.

  • Watch Holy Flying Circus on BBC4 tonight at 9pm...Holy Flying Circus is about the furore of moral panic and hypocrisy that greeted the 1979 cinema release of Monty Python’s Life of Brian, usurps every bio-pic trope and convention. I remember all the religious nutters getting steamed-up about it, so much so that it got banned in some counties for many years.

  • "I should know I've followed a few."

  • Was banned in ireland bcuz it caused offense...too fuckin funny for norway and the irish

  • I would disagree about it being the funniest bit. It was ALL funny.

    "The film that is so funny it was banned in Norway"

  • If god created man in his image he must argue a lot with himself - that's for sure!

  • Religion is the alltime leading cause of death above war, dont believe me? look it up.

  • @CptnCrunch14

    the leading cause of death would probably be heart attack or stroke, and after that cancer.

  • SOOOOO funny, can't beat Monty Python :o)

  • "i was blind and now i can see!!!"

  • How should we Fuck-off? My Lord?

  • I say you are my lord and I must know I followed a few...best damn line in the whole film

  • @RimshotKiller A Messiah is one believed to be anointed by god, Thine Anointed, but as no gods exist, we just have here a fable called "Christ".

  • @MegaGayjesus i share your opinion

  • "Kill the heretic!" Reminds me of hypocritical Christian extremmists on the end song. Should post the Salem witch trials Crusades Nazis murder of scientists and "heretics" the kkk shall I continue?

  • ahaha lets all just calm down, not make it a debate, and watch the video... what youtube is actually for.

  • @divinelifez Very true, I guess the only difference is that people know that Corruption exists because we see it every day either directly or indirectly, however there is no solid evidence for the existance of an all knowing deity but the problem is that there is no evidence to say that one doesn't exist either, every piece of evidence for either theory can be countered because of the unfalsifiable nature of religion.

  • @divinelifez No, it isn't. But the existance of tyrants and corruption can be exposed and proven, the existance of God or gods cannot, they are unfalsifiable which is why religion has lasted for so long.

  • @divinelifez You have a point there, I guess stupidity and ignorance is just a part of human nature.

  • "NOW FUCK OFF!"

    Awkward silence

    "How shall we fuck off my lord?"

    laughing my fucking ass off

  • "I'm NOT the Messiah!"

    "I say you are Lord, and I should know - I've followed a few!"

    Best line ever!!! :D Hahahaha!

  • @fairhillnorrie not to be rude, but im catholic myself, and in my opinion this rly is offensive to the church, i wouldnt think much of it tho, but i dont rly appreciate wat u said abt the church needing to be banned

  • "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!"

    " WELL WHAT SORT OF CHANCE DOES THAT GIVE ME? ALRIGHT I AM THE MESSIAH!"

    " HE IS THE MESSIAH!"

  • The script for this film was funny but the acting was terrible :( Too bad, it's so famous too... I love the other Monty Python films though.

  • For it is very close my friends

  • Funny how many idiots on here are going to regret what they say on judgment day

  • @MustafaRadiy Yeah, until then, I'm just not gonna be led by an imaginary character.

  • @MustafaRadiy There is not a judgment day

  • I am the Messiah, nooooow... FUCK OFF.

  • @viperchris34 well....how....how SHALL we fuck off O Lord?

  • @viperchris34

    How shall we fuck off, my Lord?

  • @HatterMadigan

    yeah, that's my favorite sentence in this scene!!!!!! : ))))

  • HAIL MESSIAH!!!!!

  • this film was banned years ago due to pressure from the catholic church here in holy Ireland.... its the church that should be banned today....

  • @fairhillnorrie hahaha! That's why RTE wouldn't have father ted..fail RTE, epic fail!

  • @fairhillnorrie I saw this movie when I was 10 and at that age I could clearly see Brian wasn't Jesus and they're not mocking fun of Jesus they're poking fun at how Religions are formed from the most stupid things.. Damn Irish Catholic Churches !

  • @Avziee= Im a Mexican American Catholic, and I love this movie.

  • @Avziee agree with you. 

  • Cousin Itt hits the skids!

  • I saw you are my lord and I've followed a few.

  • AND HOW SHALL WE FUCK OFF MASTER?!

  • longest pubes ever

  • @VenisonFajitas I almost died laughing the first time I saw that..

  • Nope, the stoning scene is the funniest, but this is funnier than 99.9% of every scene in every comedy ever made.

  • How shall we f*** off my lord? classic

  • 108 peoples are sheeples

  • hava nagila hava hahahaha

  • lol. i love this movie.

  • I love how this skit pokes fun at how easily people are lead by religion.

  • @dragonforks93 A UNBELIEVER!!! PERSECUTE!! KILL THE HERETIC!!

  • @MrBastilleDay Religion in a nutshell

  • @dragonforks93 it isn't PC to make fun of the feeble-minded

  • "Master your people have walked many miles to be with you they are weary and have not eaten!"

    "It's not my fault they haven't eaten!"

    "There is no food in these high mountain"

    "What about the Juniper bushes over there?"

    "A MIRACLE A MIRACLE OMG ITS A SIGN"

  • lol

    NOW FUCKK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yeah I picked this for the same reason.. :)

  • "now fuck off"...

    how shall we fuck off ?

  • "How shall we fuck off, oh Lord"? 

  • lol i don't know why i find that part so funny when he says 'no he's not!' then continues to strangle him.

  • Stupid Religious mob. This is what happens when you take your imaginary friends too seriously.

  • "I say you are my lord! I should know, I've followed a few!"" LMAO!!!

  • Fortunately, everybody in this skit is going straight to hell, but it was well worth it. I'd like to show this skit to my evangelical relatives, but they might misunderstand and burn my house down.

  • @hermitcrabbot Everyone cool goes to Hell, apparently. It's kinda strange.

  • Ok i am the Messiah, NOW FUCK OFF!!!!

  • I bet they had so much fun making this film lol

  • Follow the SHOE! NO, FOLLOW THE PUMPKIN! This is such a great parody of religion, way ahead of it's time.

  • alright i am the messiah..........NOW FUCK OFF

  • Close to death at 1:30

  • Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.

  • 3:16 "I was blind but now I can see"

    3: 27 I could see but now I am blind

  • I'm not the messiah, do you understand? Honestly!!

  • 18 years silent.. must have been a backbencher....

  • Kill the heretic !!!!

  • oh it's still a good sign by any standards

  • I should know i've followed a few  ...... ROFL what a pisser !!!

  • Modern day christianity?

  • @IamTheiPhone nope

  • NOW FUCK OFF!!!! How shall we fuck off our lord?

  • he is the messiah, now fuck off!

  • 'Life of Brian' is the most accurate Biblical film ever made claims Python editor in a new outrageous book "The Life of (Brian) Jesus".

    "It's gripping stuff. Lots of interesting research and lots of blasphemies. I learned a lot. I've got my kids into it as well.' - Terry Gilliam

    "A joyfully mischievous journey of discovery." - Terry Jones

    "I threw my copy in the bin, as instructed by Sarah Palin. My lawyers are currently looking at a copy and rather enjoying it." - Michael Palin.

  • how shall we fuck off master

  • Where can I find people this gullible and this easy to impress?

  • So THAT's how religons start.

  • @Haloid98867 Sometimes people do it on purpose. Mostly to make money and control people.

  • ok i am the messiah, now fuck off,

    how shall we fuck off master

  • Morals come from God,

    Yes, but he doesn't return my call, so for the next couple of decade, I will trust myself.

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  • This is the messiah, the chosen one!

    No he's not...

  • Oh it's still a good sign by any standards! .. Lmao xD

  • alright i am the masiar, now FUCK OFF

  • NOW BUCK OFF!!!

  • only the true messiah denies his Divinity.

    WHAT SORT OF A CHANCE DOES THAT GIVE ME?!??!?!

  • this is not about God or religion, this is just a film, and it is a brilliant one

  • "All right I am the messiah..now fuck off!"

  • @svedexoni123 How shall we fuck off O Lord?

  • a mirical! he is the missiah!

  • You don't need to be a member of any religion to be able to believe in God and lead a moral life.

  • @xraycortina well said-That's the point of this film ,I think

  • I can kind of understand how this particular video turned the conversation to religion (unlike a mass effect videos comment section being baffingly about communism) but we all need to just calm down and accept that we all have differences. Christians shouldnt advocate for banning gay marriage but they can most certainly condemn it. Also to all fellow athiests: religion isnt evil. They donate to charity and are a powerful force for good (well most anyways).

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  • What I love about this movie is that shows how fickle people can be. The old man doubted Brian was the messiah, so the rest proceeded to kill him for thinking differently. And it's all true, even today people are slaughtered for not believing in the same thing. And others are so caught up in believing they're right they believe everything should be given to them simply because a book say they should

    Religion is the worst invention of peoples stupidity and arrogance

  • Why are people talking about abortions on this video? :/