In The First Trap JigSaw State's This "You Will Have To Place Your Limbs In The Tube And You Can Only Place SKIN And BONE" Well Somthing Along The Lines Of That.
quite right!!! the best since saw 2, the fist time i watched it i thought that william was cheating on his family and then i said WTF? his sister?? hahaha
I always thought Saw 3 was undefeatable but Saw 6 was the best one, great review man!, But I was expecting your opinion about if (Hoffman's dead or alive).
its funny how he saved the two girls haha...and the guy on the carousel the last one knew he was gonna get shot all those things he said were funny id have to say
The opening trap and the oxygen trap stuck out the most for me, the Steam Room was exaggerated and the Carousel Trap just seemed wierd. It would be hard for me to say which one has the best traps, but I would maybe say Saw II or III.
Also the DVD box..........hmmm I really don't know what they would put on the cover lol
i thought the oxygen trap and the final trap stuck out the most, even though the final one was so gory. i absolutely love saw movies and this one was by far my favorite. i think the dvd box will probably have the carousel on it.
when u do a review about a movie u supposedly thought was awesome...maybe u should sound like u actually enjoyed it. U sound like your bored dude. Also...your comment on the steam room trap about another "pointless victim"...that was actually his lawler...every victim worked with him in some way..and as far as it being the goriest..the opening trap and the acid trap. were the bloodiest. the opening of saw 3...the chain trap..the angel trap and the rack trap from SAW3 much more gorier by far
I'm sorry but I don't see how Saw III was gorier than this, but ok. As for the pointless victim thing, I was just joking lol and as for the fact that I sounded bored, I really don't give a shit this is like the 4th or 5th comment mentioning that, it's how I sound like ok and besides I'm usually depressed all the time it's my nature
I'm sorry if I was really rude but you're right, I get mean comments ALL of the time like 85% of the comments I get are people either saying shit to me or making fun of me
damn, could you at least get on with it? you have 10 minutes to explain a movie. you could leave out all the "umm"s and silences and MOVE ON. im at 1:33 and i still have no info whatsoever on the movie.
Haha, nope. I told you. The first two accounts I already have. This one I did make. I honestly can't believe you think that makes anyone "the winner". Ha. Genius.
Meh, they're losing the storyline just to make it more gruesome!! Like some kid is gunna wanna watch a man dissolve in front of him AND allow that man's sister to watch as well!! And what was her point?? If they'd switched Live would she have got it instead?? Too gruesome and not enough explained!!
sorry but I don't know what you are talking about, everything was explained very clearly. If it went to "Live" then nothing would've happened and everyone would be freed. William past his test (get to the exit before the time runs out, and he got there with 1 sec left) but unfortunately for him the son did not spare his life. Hopefully this clears things up
I meant the confusion over Jigsaws apparent turncoat from "forgiveness" and jeff's punishment for the lack thereof and yet its ok for this dude to be bitter without punishment nor being tested!! Thats what wasnt explained properly!! It just points to pointless gore that lacked the apparent integrity of the originals, all for the money!! I just dislike the lack of other tests, the mom n son wernt being tested it was just more "kill him if ya want, pointless revenge"!! lack of sawness
I do agree with you there, the victims are supposed to be given a chance to live but some of them (like the janitor in the oxygen trap) had no chance at all.
to me saw 1 and saw vi are tied as the two best saw films yet saw 1 is the most suspensful and saw vi is the most epic very epic actualy and i joust love it and i was thinking about the first trap how thay coiuld of put something in the scale but when the minute started the fat guy joust started cutted away i like how she uses the knife but sees that it sint cutting fast enougth and then uses the meat kleaver and joust beats it off i was like LOLZ!!!
the look on her face when she was chopping her arm off lol I laughed so hard even though it was supposed to be serious, also when the boy says at the end "you killed my father motherfucker" and slides the lever to "die"
I liked the b. wire trap. It freaked me out. I liked that one a lot! Like it made me get emotional. So i disagree on that one ! but other than that. GOOD MOVIE!!!!!!!
I found it emotional too how he had to pick between the two people, imagine if you were placed in that same situation. I shouldn't have said that I thought it was weak, looking back it was pretty good.
I loved SW VI, my favourite since 3. But this review was dire. You sounded like you hated it. You need a script and not just heavy breathing and a lot of "erm" "yeah" and repeating yourself constantly. Cheer up and learn how to string a sentence together and breathe while you talk for Gods sake.
Would prefer to fuck you. Ooh, imagine the heavy breathing, that would turn me on a lot. No place for it in reviews though, just makes you sound retarded.
If you have nothing positive to say about this video then simply don't fucking comment (unless your a troll which is understandable), I can take criticism but this is plain immature.
You can block me all you like, I did tell you I would drop it.
I will see you next year, and look forward to your review. It should be fun. I see myself as a jigsaw character giving you the chance to change your ways before the next review.
Logging off now and quitting it. I thought you would be more fun.
that was my least fav, it seemed too corny and the whole idea about the key being in William's body was stupid, how is she supposed to get through the maze and THEN get the key from inside his body in like a minute?
Because, if you look closely (it's easy to see in theaters), it's strapped very tight, so an attempt to push it would be a fail. As for the "push her head back" thing, in the film, she doesn't know what the timer says, therefor, she didn't know how much time she had left.
I saw Saw 1 when I was just 12 (even though in NZ it's restricted 18!) and was scared s***less. But I've found a liking for the plot and the ingenuity of the traps and henceforth have watched the traps on youtube ever since, along with reading the summaries on Wikipedia.
You were really sleepy at the moment when you made this video
XandeR93TV 8 months ago
In The First Trap JigSaw State's This "You Will Have To Place Your Limbs In The Tube And You Can Only Place SKIN And BONE" Well Somthing Along The Lines Of That.
legoguy912 11 months ago
was Jill jigsaws wife?
TheMadyg911 1 year ago
@TheMadyg911 yes
RyanDahlReturns 1 year ago
Hoffman being tested wasnt suppose to be unexpected the filmmakers wanted u to anticipate him getting tested cause its been built since Saw IV
KingOfRock8887 1 year ago
@CoolReviewerBrandon
its called flashbacks dude, you obviously dont watch the movies
KingOfRock8887 1 year ago
quite right!!! the best since saw 2, the fist time i watched it i thought that william was cheating on his family and then i said WTF? his sister?? hahaha
CHEMICALIZAD0 1 year ago
dont worry, youll hear from the girl in the beginning that chopped off her arm in saw 7!...shes gonna be in it ive seen the cast so far
halloweenfanatic25 1 year ago
I dont want to talk shit but dude! Ur voice... Ur long pauses and deep breaths... Makes this review boring lol.
mannymanuel259 2 years ago
You where a bit boring but it whas ok.
crock62 2 years ago
of course hoffman is alive... he is badass
SoapOnARopeProductZ 2 years ago
Best Twist of ANY movie EVER- Saw (first one) when jigsaw just stands up off the floor...hahahahahaha
PiratePuppi 2 years ago
the best movie of them all!!! I got the poster fron the movie teather, hehehe, viva mexico and john kramer
alexnwo78 2 years ago
Rly? I also thought the same about getting the poster but i didnt ask -_-
0LfhP0 2 years ago
brilliat film. my fav one so far. brilliant traps and a good twist at the end. this movie definatley did not suck
saw4eva 2 years ago
loll this voice over person is well cheery ¬.¬
markoOcharmed 2 years ago 5
i think saw is disgusting but the traps are so well built so greatly designed that makes me a saw fan i'm not a fan of gore but a fan of traps
SHADOWMAN145 2 years ago
I hope XD
RICKYFALL 2 years ago
I always thought Saw 3 was undefeatable but Saw 6 was the best one, great review man!, But I was expecting your opinion about if (Hoffman's dead or alive).
RICKYFALL 2 years ago
I believe that Hoffman is still alive =D
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
@RyanDahlReturns unfurtently HE FUCKGIN IS! AND KILL'S JILL!
chrismayvery 1 year ago
@chrismayvery there is no fact in that
RyanDahlReturns 1 year ago
@RyanDahlReturns yes ther is look up SAW 3D spoiler's
chrismayvery 1 year ago
@chrismayvery well thanks for ruining the fucking movie for me if this is actually true seriously gtfo
RyanDahlReturns 1 year ago
@RyanDahlReturns srry but i jsut leanrd that that is *SPILER DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANNA KNOW IT*
ok so
it is a dream of heres that she think's that that's gonna happen to her.
chrismayvery 1 year ago
@chrismayvery exactly it could be a dream so it isn't 100% confirmed that she will die
RyanDahlReturns 1 year ago
@RyanDahlReturns and look up horrorgod on youtube he made a spoiler of it it shows you how he kill's here
chrismayvery 1 year ago
its funny how he saved the two girls haha...and the guy on the carousel the last one knew he was gonna get shot all those things he said were funny id have to say
GHph3nom2 2 years ago
6 was amazing
SGTKIFEN1 2 years ago
if you have seen at least one saw movie you would realize that there are lots of flashbacks
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
"If you don't like Saw, please don't comment"?
You just don't want a certain type of comment? Free speech, dawg. Also, on the internet nobody listens to restrictions you set on comments. :3
ratchet1215 2 years ago
I just don't want people acting like retards saying that Saw sucks, I don't want to here it, it is their opinion
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
tilt ur head to the left in the first poster in the beggining of this vidio it looks like dr gordon but he is not in the movie
XXPr3DaToR164xx 2 years ago
The traps in this wern't very memorable...I wonder what the dvd box would look like
bxfguif 2 years ago
The opening trap and the oxygen trap stuck out the most for me, the Steam Room was exaggerated and the Carousel Trap just seemed wierd. It would be hard for me to say which one has the best traps, but I would maybe say Saw II or III.
Also the DVD box..........hmmm I really don't know what they would put on the cover lol
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
i thought the oxygen trap and the final trap stuck out the most, even though the final one was so gory. i absolutely love saw movies and this one was by far my favorite. i think the dvd box will probably have the carousel on it.
baileyyy219 2 years ago
when u do a review about a movie u supposedly thought was awesome...maybe u should sound like u actually enjoyed it. U sound like your bored dude. Also...your comment on the steam room trap about another "pointless victim"...that was actually his lawler...every victim worked with him in some way..and as far as it being the goriest..the opening trap and the acid trap. were the bloodiest. the opening of saw 3...the chain trap..the angel trap and the rack trap from SAW3 much more gorier by far
jigsawsNEWaprentice 2 years ago
I'm sorry but I don't see how Saw III was gorier than this, but ok. As for the pointless victim thing, I was just joking lol and as for the fact that I sounded bored, I really don't give a shit this is like the 4th or 5th comment mentioning that, it's how I sound like ok and besides I'm usually depressed all the time it's my nature
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
im mean. haha my bad. i have a reaction to 2 guys 1 horse and people love to hate on itttt.
seriously, people need to fuck off! ahha
SilverGiraffe 2 years ago
i did stop, cause i realzied i actually do want to see it.
i get mean comments all the time. i see your point.
SilverGiraffe 2 years ago
I'm sorry if I was really rude but you're right, I get mean comments ALL of the time like 85% of the comments I get are people either saying shit to me or making fun of me
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
damn, could you at least get on with it? you have 10 minutes to explain a movie. you could leave out all the "umm"s and silences and MOVE ON. im at 1:33 and i still have no info whatsoever on the movie.
SilverGiraffe 2 years ago
if you don't like it then don't watch it, why do so many fucking people have a problem, lighten up
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
Excellent point. But he just gets in a strop and blocks you when you say anything like that. Cowardly? Hell yeah.
MrSeeyounextyear 2 years ago
Yes, I knew this would happen, I won since you actually decided to make not only one, but TWO accounts just to troll me.
That makes me the winner.
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
Haha, nope. I told you. The first two accounts I already have. This one I did make. I honestly can't believe you think that makes anyone "the winner". Ha. Genius.
MrSeeyounextyear 2 years ago
you made the 2nd account the day you commented on this video dumbass
feed me moar plz
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
and for your info I didn't block her, she apologized, and blocking doesn't mean you're cowardly lol
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
i thought it was good. but i think it was pretty sad to see william die
TGMfilms 2 years ago
After all he went through, they should've gave him a chance
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
Meh, they're losing the storyline just to make it more gruesome!! Like some kid is gunna wanna watch a man dissolve in front of him AND allow that man's sister to watch as well!! And what was her point?? If they'd switched Live would she have got it instead?? Too gruesome and not enough explained!!
SunXia 2 years ago
sorry but I don't know what you are talking about, everything was explained very clearly. If it went to "Live" then nothing would've happened and everyone would be freed. William past his test (get to the exit before the time runs out, and he got there with 1 sec left) but unfortunately for him the son did not spare his life. Hopefully this clears things up
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
I meant the confusion over Jigsaws apparent turncoat from "forgiveness" and jeff's punishment for the lack thereof and yet its ok for this dude to be bitter without punishment nor being tested!! Thats what wasnt explained properly!! It just points to pointless gore that lacked the apparent integrity of the originals, all for the money!! I just dislike the lack of other tests, the mom n son wernt being tested it was just more "kill him if ya want, pointless revenge"!! lack of sawness
SunXia 2 years ago
I do agree with you there, the victims are supposed to be given a chance to live but some of them (like the janitor in the oxygen trap) had no chance at all.
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
@RyanDahlReturns
yea he did have a chance if william would of kept breathing he woulda lived
KingOfRock8887 1 year ago
Pause at 9:33 you will see jigsaw
AbrahamandJimmy 2 years ago
I agree with the review, Saw 2 is still my favorite, this one is definitely the best in a while.
biggestROHfan6391 2 years ago
You talk really really slow
Rorshrach 2 years ago
I'd rather talk slow and audible then really fast
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
to me saw 1 and saw vi are tied as the two best saw films yet saw 1 is the most suspensful and saw vi is the most epic very epic actualy and i joust love it and i was thinking about the first trap how thay coiuld of put something in the scale but when the minute started the fat guy joust started cutted away i like how she uses the knife but sees that it sint cutting fast enougth and then uses the meat kleaver and joust beats it off i was like LOLZ!!!
sawaugust 2 years ago
the look on her face when she was chopping her arm off lol I laughed so hard even though it was supposed to be serious, also when the boy says at the end "you killed my father motherfucker" and slides the lever to "die"
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
cheer up mate...
MrBen500 2 years ago
sorry but that guy was extremely rude, I accept criticism but that guy just rubbed it in
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
I liked the b. wire trap. It freaked me out. I liked that one a lot! Like it made me get emotional. So i disagree on that one ! but other than that. GOOD MOVIE!!!!!!!
kjz613 2 years ago
I found it emotional too how he had to pick between the two people, imagine if you were placed in that same situation. I shouldn't have said that I thought it was weak, looking back it was pretty good.
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
I loved SW VI, my favourite since 3. But this review was dire. You sounded like you hated it. You need a script and not just heavy breathing and a lot of "erm" "yeah" and repeating yourself constantly. Cheer up and learn how to string a sentence together and breathe while you talk for Gods sake.
Puthkins 2 years ago
That's how I always sound ok and it was rushed ok? I don't get much computer time so I did it the best I could. No need to be rude about it.
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
God, in that case I would avoid *sigh and breathe heavy into mic* making reviews.
Puthkins 2 years ago
Well in this case *sigh* I have concluded that you are a fucking faggot so how about you go fuck yourself ok? bye
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
Would prefer to fuck you. Ooh, imagine the heavy breathing, that would turn me on a lot. No place for it in reviews though, just makes you sound retarded.
Puthkins 2 years ago
If you have nothing positive to say about this video then simply don't fucking comment (unless your a troll which is understandable), I can take criticism but this is plain immature.
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
Ah go on, I can take a hint. I will leave it now.
See you next year. X
Puthkins 2 years ago
blocked, so I guess you won't be seeing me ever you cocky dumb son of a bitch
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
Oh Imagine that. If only the internet didn't allow multiple accounts.
I am cocky for a reason. Like I said, I am leaving it now. Just don't keep it going, and I will leave.
x
TheElectricCigar 2 years ago
you made an extra account just to troll me? \blocked again, we can go forever bitch
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
Nope, I didn't. However, this one I did.
You can block me all you like, I did tell you I would drop it.
I will see you next year, and look forward to your review. It should be fun. I see myself as a jigsaw character giving you the chance to change your ways before the next review.
Logging off now and quitting it. I thought you would be more fun.
x
MrSeeyounextyear 2 years ago
i knew groden wasnt in the 6th
Nitrospartan911 2 years ago
yeah, maybe he'll be in Saw VII? lol
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
hay did you see like a shit load of ways the ppl could live thought the traps
Nitrospartan911 2 years ago
well most of them didn't really have a choice to live through the traps, William kinda decided their fates
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
no i ment like for the shotgun what if he left his hand on the buttons till the dhots are gone
Nitrospartan911 2 years ago
I never actually thought about that.......
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
He can't, because it only works twice, and the spike will come off the hand when the gun shoots.
CPsnowman1001 2 years ago
ohhh
well what about the steam roow where the pipe goes in the head what if she put her head back and pushed the pipe the other way with her hands
Nitrospartan911 2 years ago
good point there
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
i think the steam room is stupid cause she went through alot and die at the end
diemunguia 2 years ago
that was my least fav, it seemed too corny and the whole idea about the key being in William's body was stupid, how is she supposed to get through the maze and THEN get the key from inside his body in like a minute?
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
yeah and they say its one of the best
diemunguia 2 years ago
more like one of the worst lol completely rushed
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
yeah that was fail lol well lets see the more fails in the next
Nitrospartan911 2 years ago
considering that Saw VII will be in 3D and that David Hackl (director of Saw V) will be directing it, I think it's gonna be shit =(
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
Because, if you look closely (it's easy to see in theaters), it's strapped very tight, so an attempt to push it would be a fail. As for the "push her head back" thing, in the film, she doesn't know what the timer says, therefor, she didn't know how much time she had left.
CPsnowman1001 2 years ago
you sound sad lol nice review i might see this next weekend with my 2 friends which is pretty cool
UlcaTron540 2 years ago
that's how i always sound lol
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
i watched the vid anyway because im definitely not going to be seeing this movie lol
ps did you use a camera to record the audio?
gamingfreak3 2 years ago
I used a mic
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
will i havent seen saw movies
godxofxrock9 2 years ago
I think you're a little too young to watch them anyways.......no offense but they're pretty fucked up
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
agreed! when I was, what ten maybe? i saw Saw 1, and I actually threw up!!
TheNovanCritics 2 years ago
I saw Saw 1 when I was just 12 (even though in NZ it's restricted 18!) and was scared s***less. But I've found a liking for the plot and the ingenuity of the traps and henceforth have watched the traps on youtube ever since, along with reading the summaries on Wikipedia.
w2rockstar 2 years ago
yeah the part where the Dr. cut his foot off lol
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
yay i agree
godxofxrock9 2 years ago
i only seen the saw 2..
i want to buy the 5ithicl pack.. lol fifthicl
thecastman97 2 years ago
what is 5ithicl? lol
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
lol right theres a quad pack? theres a 5thicl pack ahahaha
fift-ick-el
thecastman97 2 years ago
I see lol
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago
SAW FTW!!!!!!! I want another james bond movie :D
shiningwizard11548 2 years ago
lol
RyanDahlReturns 2 years ago