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  • stfu

  • DUDE HOW MUCH CRYSTAL METH DID YOU DO BEFORE THIS VIDEO!!!!!

  • Kids, stay away from dope, you see?

  • turd..

  • He's obviously being funny.

  • I think Ean is partly joking in this video. Watch his other videos :P

  • You people are SO FUCKING MEAN. You seem smart Ean. I don't know why these ass holes on YouTube are trolling you. DON'T listen to them! I would LOVE to have a conversation with Chris Langan also. He is inconceivably intelligent. If you want to talk about what you believe about our "reality" and what you and I believe, just PM me. ;)

  • I thought you were edbassmaster pulling a prank for a second. I wish you were...

  • nice pjs

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

  • retard

  • he is really cute though

    

  • I think your right, that we are changing, but I'm scared I can't control it. Sometimes it feels depressing. And you can't be taking drugs your eyes aren't red and your very motivated from your heart, and you haven't shown anything about being one bit mentally ill. I'm not chris, but I'd like to have a webcam with you.

  • The same way you pointed out his insecurities, I have to point it it seems you're trying a trifle bit too hard.

    Ps. I whispered that to reality, but I wasn't sure she would deliver the message so I'm typing it as well.

  • If Ian is schizotypal, it merely inoculates him against the herd mentality of a society brainwashed by its pathological media and education system. Just as Chris Langan is vainly criticized by atheists and materialists, so must it be for all sane people who honestly speak their minds. In fact, it is Ian's critics who exhibit intense antisocial behavior complicated by profound intellectual dissociation from reality as it actually exists. Don't be discouraged, Ian - your only crime is being awake.

  • has chris langan got back to u yet IanCrossland?

  • HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    This guy is F U C K E D !!!

  • The part with the "fear stops us from knowing everything is ludacris, completely irational". If you are trolling you did a very good job if not you are a nut job, goodbye.

  • Anyone who didn't came here from the chris langan video, says they don't understand it or they find it funny. Well, it can't be helped because more than half of the whole youtube population are people who cannot be reasoned with.

  • @UnforgivingCritic nice comment

  • I think anyone would love to pick the brain of an individual like chris langan i know i wouldnt possibly be able to keep up right away but non the less a conversation with such a man would be a valuable experience in my life...

  • you sir, have not taken enough acid.

    do MOAR

  • what is this nut talking about

  • @billyhurricane I almost fell off my chair, couldn't help but laugh

  • stop smokin crack boy

  • Asmcriminal- your belief about reality is utterly bullshit. A persons reality isnt an perception. It is something they live everyday. Things can be added to peoples reality. People live and learn everyday thus making it a reality to them. You are right that everyones is different. Living and surving life is and everyday thing. How you choose to apply what know from what you have learned ultimatly shapes someones reality. Everyone belives in different things.

  • I would have to say this ian charachter is on something. If you look at his 5th dimension video and this one you see the differences.

  • This is soooooo sad... :-(

  • The level of stonedness is beyond weed. This guy is tripping hard on mushrooms.

  • 6/10

  • i got iq over 9000

  • It's easy to get caught up in this stuff man, but Chris Langan is a fraud. I say this because after watching this (watch?v=0mjIO5YVaxo) I realized that he is a fraud, and was not worth anyone's time as far as providing answers to the questions you have.

  • great parody dude. I hadn't seen it in a long time. always crack me up. Kudos!

  • My IQ is so high that only I know it.

    I'm so smart I don't even read anymore....I just look at the pictures.

  • All this BS about reality, i believe that there is no reality, due to the fact that people have different perceptions of reality, that conflict with others realities. If something can be one thing or another(such as reality) then it's inaccurate, imagine a math formula that constantly changes. Things don't exist that way, because they don't exist at all. If I die, this reality is gone, people say "but i'll still be alive" how can you be alive if you don't even exist to me once i am dead?

  • GREAT troll.

  • you are a skitzo

  • @turdlinger5000 Wrong!

  • @IanCrossland sorry to break it too you man but you have all the classic signs of schizophrenia, you need mental help from a team of doctors. i would strongly suggest you go to a hospital.

  • @turdlinger5000 thanks turd.

  • @IanCrossland Hi Ian, people who comment on your video are obviously scared and say hurtful things, don't let them get to you, the world needs you.

  • @turdlinger5000 I disagree. I am currently an AP Psychology student want to be a Psychologist. One of our chapter that we have to learn are mental disorders, what are they, what are their symptoms etc to an extreme degree. Schizophrenia most commonly associated with the irrational thoughts of voices that one hears in their head. Though his man might be hearing "voices" to tell him how the world works, what reality is etc he poses to have no symptoms of Schizophrenia. High maybe schiz no...

  • @turdlinger5000 whahahah

  • @turdlinger5000 Nah, he just on some sort of hallucinogenic. 

  • this guy is funny to think that chris put up the interview video of himself.He won't get the video.No one will even try to get this video to him.Even if it does get to him, Chris wil break his heart like when girl/guy gets rejected by his/her love of their live or something.....and this guy is on the strongest form of dope.

  • @myhood25 and i don't think it would be very productive to continue this conversation. you obviously hold your own "intelligence" or whatever you call that thing in very high regard and are not at all receptive to any conflicting information and i know that i have analyzed your information and found nothing beneficial to my own data bank.

  • @foxybox11 what has character have to do with intelligence? You can't even tell the two appart.I know that i may be a bit childish here but that's because people's "holy shit" attitude towards his intelligence makes me be so.Wonder in awe but it's pointless and i'll do what's right by taking my leave.Thanks for the advise.

  • @foxybox11 btw, i show my intelligence in work, not words.

  • @foxybox11 i changed my mind.You think no better than this guy on meth.I have absolutely no idea how you can be smart.When i was still in highschool, i met people of about your age and the same attitude towards slight intellect.They were the "special ed" kids.Your character is so much theirs that your words would not matter. I feel stupid for even talking to you.

    btw, try thinkin outside the box, miss foxy.

  • no there is complex chemicals but the subject here is fear and reality.Chris contemplates on these as if there is something to discover.It's simple. reality is when something exists but to realize the existence of something, you must be consious of it. Fear is a level of unwants.It's when someone is extremely repulsive to something.Like if i really, really don't want to die, this is when i become fearful of death.

  • i feel kinda bad cuz everyone is being really mean and completely not understanding you and i do understand and agree with nearly everything you say as it has already been communicated to me by my primary source of life. so in a very big way, these people are also being cruel to me.

  • leave some of the drugs for the rest of us son

  • "I'm not saying you're a crack head... just very crackish........."

  • Do you even know what I mean?

  • If Christopher knows everything, why do you think you can contribute to his research and cognitive thinking?

  • @Trumben I don't think anyone knows everything.

  • @Trumben Christopher already knew of this video, because he is able to see the future. As a matter of fact, he knwo how the world will end, and he is working to stop it, with the help of Nicolas Cage and Keanu Reeves.

  • @alexcolcar Spray water into the Ozone.

  • @medubs The verbal abuse sucks. I usually just block people that persist with it. The rest is incension.

  • Pointless comment Ian, what can you offer Chris Langan, more mediocrity, and stupidity.

  • @ASarcasmProduction actually, chris didn't seem that hard to understand. i identify with a lot of his perspectives and experiences. someone who is willing to give has much to offer.

  • @foxybox11 i understood everything he was talking about and unfortunately for him, i believe he went overboard with thinking or overthinking things.Whatever he said about a plane of reality is simple.No need to bring in string theories(just an additive) and imagination.It's like trying to find something greater in a 2+2 equation.There's just nothing to it other than =4.

  • @myhood25 that's like saying there's nothing outside the earth and the sky and nothing more complex than the elements of fire, earth, water, and air.

  • @foxybox11 we are already conscious of the environment, so we already know what reality is.There is nothing more to it.

  • @myhood25 you're right. there's absolutely nothing outside your immediate environment. that must be why you and your omniscience understand absolutely everything in the universe. and who the fuck do you think you are to think you know better than the smartest man in the world? the audacity of idiocy never fails to amuse and shock.

  • @foxybox11 I'm smart enough to study psychology which says that consiousness is reality and in fact smart enough to know that chris cannot be the smartest man on earth.He may be one of the smartest, but definitely not the only one.Chris put too much of an impression on you guys.IQ...IQ.....*sigh* IQ. What does it mean?It's a number on a paper.Chris would be famous already and all over the news for being the smartest man on earth.He's not in the news because he is simply not the smartest.

  • @myhood25 yes. you're so smart you studied psychology JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. it's a required course. and you're right again. if it's not in the news, it doesn't exist and it didn't happen.

  • @foxybox11 no, if chris not in the news, it doesn't mean chris does not exist, it just means that he's not extraordinary.The news show extraordinary events or people.It's most likely true that he got an IQ of 210 but that doesn't mean that he's necessarily smart.I beat my friend in chess multiple times.He reads way more books, studies more than i do by far.So what does knowledge have to do with intelligence?(intelligence is related to but not the same as knowledge)

  • @foxybox11 intelliegence is like the ram or gigahertz in a computer.knowledge is like files of info.A computer with 10 files but 2 points to ram/gigahertz will do worst than the one with 5 files but 4 points to ram/gigahertz . Intelligence can be defined by how well you process info.Knowledge is just info, not the process.Chris just has a bunch of knowledge but not much intelligence.

  • @myhood25 i am slightly offended at the simplicity of your language but i see it will not be productive to linger on that sentiment. however, i can understand far more complex concepts than what you have childishly placed before me. and no, chris's ability to accumulate that knowledge shows a deep understanding which can only be attained through higher intelligence. it is highly developed pattern recognization. i will no longer be responding to you. you think you are much smarter than you are.

  • @myhood25 From my life, i learned some wisdom.Sometimes you need to think simple to see the answer.Thinking always complicated makes you miss the answer to things.My teacher back when, told my parents that i would do better on hard problems than simple ones.Its because my mindset was different and so i missed the answers.You need to know when to think simple or to think complicated.....pff, this is boring, see ya.

  • wow crack baby

  • You're a psycho. I'm glad your not my neighbor.

  • Didn't really like that trolling attemt... Okay, you're trying to be an actor and are going through youtube, but you aren't fooling/entertaining/helping anyone... Why even reply to the real deal? Do not mock what is beyond your grasp, you're one of the reasons why people...deeper... than you feel so alone.

  • dude just saw this video again, hilarious!!  you need to see the original video geniouses... he is making fun of that nut case Langan

  • dude just saw this video again, hilarious!! 

  • someone needs to get a life

  • lmao, hi i am in ur existance but u r not in mine for that which u do not exist in langans idea of theocracy for that which not exist in the mind of langan but not of that would be under undefined concept of lepituality of the idea of existance, for it is not the concept of existence but existance it self that exist for the holitualitoryiousorousagamotir­ouae. see now im the smartest person on the planet, and post a video response to me and praise me!

  • Who is you daddy, and what does he do?

  • what a presumptuous prick! haha

  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug! 

  • Don't do drugs.

  • @abc123shout Yes, I agree that this 'fine gentleman' is probably taking drugs but do I know what drugs this 'fine gentleman' is taking? Absolutely not.

  • that was weird

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  • who is this crazy fucker

  • I wish to hold a conversation with him as well, If you ever manage to, hook me up.

  • I've been look at what they've said his IQ was I thought they said 300 on that video on the other one it said like 200 .. 200 is waay more reachable than 300!!!

  • HAHA good post dude,but whats even more amusing is that ppl are taking this serious an didnt get it omg.

  • you're on speed ! lol

  • omg this guy is an idiot. people like this need to die.

  • hahah

  • You look like Jim Carrey auditioning for a remake of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'

  • @xtreme9755 LOL

  • ha..ha..you're so funny

  • you're being too broad.

  • lmao yes im sure that a man with 195 IQ doesn't understand a webcam

  • this is why i dont do drugs

  • @Samura1gamer LMFAO!

  • soo did chris langan actually reply back to you

  • your a massive fagot creeper.

  • I'm highly intelligent but I came from a large family & did not have access to the very best schooling so I became bored & never applied myself until it was too late.

  • "We could get on a webcam." I'm terribly sorry Ian, but as I watch this video I'm pretty sure that's something you should try to spare humanity from. Damn, wierdo...

  • Typical stoner.

  • Im not trying to be funny or anything, but were you on drugs when you made this video???

  • This person exhibits symptoms of mania. Of course, this could be a joke, but if he's serious, then, manic. How absurd to think that Chris Langan, based on a poorly put-together video on youtube, would respond in any way. I work for the 2nd most famous physicist in the world, and he always has wannabes and hangers on trying to reach out to him. That is clearly what's going on here. Please ask this boy to stop posting such ridiculous requests

  • why would langan feel fear because other developed spieces in the universe could have a higher intelligence than he has? he knows the down site of being surounded by mediocraty and he relizes that older more intelligent aliens would give him the chance of grow beyond the limitions of our bel curve based reality

  • I've been hoping your dumb video would get deleted. You're an idiot.

  • This man is the king of space.

  • ?????

    wtf

  • lol o-O

    lol

  • Im pretty sure that shirt he's wearing is actually the top half of an in-patient hosiptal gown, no joke I've had to wear something like that for detox coming off of Oxy a few years back. At least I stopped doing drugs before i made a video

  • 1:26 "so many thought just went through my mind just then..." Stop trying to be like Chris Langan.

  • hahahaha did this guy drop enough acid lol

  • Change your name to redman the way your fucking with meth.,

  • the old man in the sea- hemingway -

    zero excises but still equals nothing-metaphor of you

  • this looks like an audition for some upcoming psycho movie lol

  • lay off the pipe?

  • WTF???!!!!

  • what? have you lost your mind?

  • You are a creepy motherfucker.

  • you're cool bro

  • You completely misunderstand his logical thought processes. Not saying i completely understand them, but man your way off... at least watch the other videos...

  • Two words

    Illusory superiority

    Good bye.

  • @allahknows - "Illusory Superiority" from someone who has the screenname "Allahknows"... lol wow, how ironic.

  • @kedrick06

    I'm not sure you understand the meaning of irony.

  • @allahknows -

    Irony- an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected. Its incredible that someone who believes in an Objective God has the right to say someone else has illusory superiority.. "my beliefs/religion are more true than yours" equates to this.

  • @kedrick06 You are assuming solely based upon my name that I am a Muslim? Your assumption would be incorrect. I merely find the name amusing, Unfortunate for your argument as that may be. This is the last reply I will be making regardless of whatever "witty" or sarcastic comment you may come up with. I always hate myself for getting sucked into youtube arguments.

  • 5 stars for entertainment!

  • 99.999999% of people can understand a full on conversation with him. A 110-149 Iq is just pretty smart, you still cannot grasp the concept this man has made.

  • @beardigady How would you know? Feynman scored 125 on a high school iq-test, but he won the nobel prize in physics and is considered as one of the smartest guy in our time, after einstein.

  • this dude.haha Im glad I dont smoke weed any more...

  • Why are you glad? Weed > all

  • is this guy joking?

  • Wow your a jackass

  • Graze in the decaying field, dumb ass.

  • good LORD this kid is a tool. I'll admit, I have no clue what he is talking about, but the fact is, I really don't need to. What can I say? I love to hate him. It just boggles my mind that he is an actual person. Keep doing what you're doing though. It's great entertainment.

  • I like how he didn't even watch the whole thing.

  • ian crossland...

    you are feeling strong towards langan because you are experiencing a familiarity with what he says.

    You can connect but unless you can actually add on to the theories then you are no use.. logically.

  • on another note, modestly speaking...

    I am a highschool drop out and currently in college and in debt, however I score 133 to 136 on iq tests.

    My lowest being 127 due to what I think occurrs because of long term marijuana use.

  • You sure you aren't just interested in discussing fornication with Langan?

  • i wonder how many of these guys old man langan deals with on a regular.

  • Wow! You're freakin' insane.

  • That's enough Meth, Sir.

    Please get some help for your addiction.

  • Ahaha no shit.

  • He is speaking as though Chris Langan is going to stop and think, "hang on a minute...this i the guy I need to help me with my CTMU".

    He is not going to 'work' with you, Ian.

  • I could assure you one thing............ Chris Langan is smarter than you..... This goes to the guy who posted this video, you're a fucking IDIOT...!!!!

  • This individual is clearly obsessed with (and probably intimidated by) Chris Langan. "I see your fear." Who cares?

  • Stop waiting time with dumb idiots like Chris Langan. He's not worth it. :P

    He would never understand your video response anyway. ^_^

  • What a freak....

  • Plus you are obviously on some kind of a drug. RRRRRiiiiiigghhhhht????

  • I see your fear...Isn't that from Star Trek, the Voyage Home with the putz Sybog. I know what your saying but Hey man you gotta get a grip on yourself.

  • yo wheres sarah conner at dude

  • This is you're brain on Chris Langan LOL

  • @johnkurtzilla  LOFL!!!!

  • -_-

  • You look like that guy that got killed in the first 5 mins of Kindergarden Cop

  • @JimmyKSteiner

    if only, then we wouldnt have had to listen to this pointless drivel.

    thumbs down.

  • dweeb!

  • About what? they do obviously what people to think that they are all knowing beings that should be worshiped? and out of the millions of people on youtube only a few post videos, so yes it definitely does take courage. there's no joke to be made?

  • this took a lot of guts to do this im sure. he is obviously intelligent and looking for answers from someone that he can trust.

    The problem is both people want others to worship them for there intellect and even the fool is right in his own eye. Sorry folks no solutions here.

  • You are not above-intellect. You are a illegal drug user.

  • well i think hes at least smart enough to see how deep chris can think

  • this guy makes it seem like self relisation makes a person insecure??? if that was the case, einstein and hawkings would have been the most ridiculous people ever. frankly, that's not the case. this guy can't even preceive his own relaity without going onto some tangent about nothing, "a smart person never buffs about how smart he is, there in fore, lies his stupidity"

    have fun with that Ian

  • even before watching this video, i doubt that he even understands about Chris Langan.

  • lol hilarious! five stars!

  • it's a joke people

  • its not funny. this guy is just expressing his jealousy. hes a loser. he hates langan cuz he thinks hes a douchebag just cuz its all he can call him, since langan has this pussy beat in every way. if u were the smartest person in the world, some losers r automatically gonna call u a douchebag cuz they've got nothing else to attack. they dont go after steven hawking cuz hes in a wheelchair and they dont feel threatened by him, but this asskicking bouncer is a genius so hes hard to measure up to

  • what the fuck is going on? this guy is acting like a crazed pseudo intellect.

  • @billyg89 Couldn't have said it better myself.

  • It looks like this guy is wearing pajamas, I'd love to know if psych wards have internet connections with video making enabled.

    THAT'S IT, I'm calling my local psych ward and putting a stop to this madness!

  • lol

  • wtf is this ???

  • in my opinion, Chris was a complete self righteous, egotistical dickhead in that documentary. sure, you could say that statement originates in a deep seated jealousy as my IQ is only 120 and his is 200 (ish), but this man was all about eugenics or something similar, and with a brain like his, (not to mention the moustache), doesnt that sound a lot like everybody's favourite austrian dictator ?

  • ............. oh my god