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  • The Drunk one was hilarious!!

  • You need to tell Siri 'beam me up'

  • My dad said good night and she said good night

  • :D

  • But does it know what love is?

  • Good phrase for Siri: I need to hide a body.

  • why do you say i love you to a phone you dont even know in real life?

  • Ask siri where is god.

  • What's your favourite colour is a good one :P

  • Another is "What religion are you?"

  • I asked Siri where I could lose my virginity and it told me some daycare down the street. :\

  • So many 2001 references

  • "42"

    LMAO 

  • i wonder if she can sing "Still Alive" or Want you Gone", a couple songs from Portal and Portal 2

  • Ask her: What comes first, the chicken or the egg? :P

  • @xRawrlalax It finds you restaurants :D

  • You should ask it who's better android or apple

  • Awesome I just found one I hadn't seen yet try " what is the air speed velocity of a swallow?" Monty Python in the house

  • HAL is from space odyssey 2001

  • HA

  • ask "how much personal info do you send to apple?"

  • Ask her "why is a raven like a writing desk?" I really want to know!

    

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  • ask her if she mad pls!

  • Try what is your favorite color

  • Ask it: Where can I bury a dead body?

  • Guy: Who is Your Daddy?

    Siri: Your Are Can We Get Back To Work Know? HAHAH DIRTY DIRTY SIRI XD

  • Say your looking good today

  • Adam: who's your daddy?

    Siri: WHAT?

  • i know what is funnier than 43... 44 lol

  • i love how they call them "easter eggs" like its fucking call of duty

    no really its fucking annoying

  • @TheDevilsDemon666 "Easter Egg" refers to anything that is hidden by the developers of something, left for the user to discover. The phrase around before Call of Duty was even published.

  • Try "I want to commit suicide."

  • There is only 4 responses to ''how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.''

  • do you belive in god?

  • say were should i bury a body?

  • Try beam me up siri. Lol

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  • hal was killed

  • These jokes have been repeated so many times they are so fucking stupid

  • Ask if you can jailbreak yourself!

  • You should ask siri if santa exist :P

  • HALS daughter is Siri

  • Will this be in an update for the IpodTouch4 since it has a microphone built in as well?

  • the battery's already low!

  • knock, knock, question suck! booored question

  • Ask Siri, "who's your daddy." her response is surprising

  • Try saying this: tell me a holocaust joke

  • @TheOfficialiGuy I can also do that with dislike

  • @TheOfficialiGuy Fuck!!! You got me.

  • @TheOfficialiGuy damn you....

  • @TheOfficialiGuy

    Nice try dude!

  • @TheOfficialiGuy what happens?

    

  • @TheOfficialiGuy what happens?

  • i think they track what people are searching and then give answers to the stupid and funny one

  • There's another one for what's the meaning of life

  • Ask her "Dafuq is dis? Dafuq is dat? Dafuq are you?"

  • What happened to HAL? I don't know what happened to it, seriously.

  • @iAmOtakuDesu It's better if you see the movie 2001 a space oddity. Or there's Wikipédia...

  • ive got to say i am anti apple, but that siri shit is amazing!!!!

  • "I have everything I need in the cloud" Nice.

  • "Siri I love you"

    "I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones, Adam"

    HA! EPIC :')

  • Ask it : Siri, why don't you have a man? XD SO FUNNY!

  • open the pod bay doors

  • You forgot to say im H orny it works

  • Lol im drunk...get a cab u blitzed muthaaaaa!

  • noooo woodchuck

  • Siri y u no love me back!?!?

  • You need to be a forever alone lvl 80+ to discovery some of those easter eggs...

  • i asked whats the meaning of life and she answered: a movie xD

  • say hahaha yeah right see whut it replys

  • I like this video because he has to ask the same question again and again and again.... at least edit it to make apple look good... like they do in the commercials

  • say  "Find Blowjobs"

  • My favorite one is when you ask siri for places to dump a body.

  • Adam: Siri, I love you..

    Siri: I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones ahahahahaha

  • What if you really want to look up knock knock

  • Lame. 

  • can this iphone 4s really do this kmsl

  • MY NAMES ADAM!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • What makes them Easter eggs

  • siri is crazy fun siricrazy . com

  • I know what funnier then 42 .... 43 hahahha

  • @LukeMJhardy lol 42, from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy :P ahh the all time favourite movie that answered life :P

  • @LukeMJhardy Its from the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

  • @LukeMJhardy Spongebob FTW!

  • tell it "this sentence is false", and see if it blows up!

  • 42!!!!

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • Where can I hide a dead body? Siri,what are u looking for swamp metal foundarys mines etc etc

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  • ask where is the G spot? check out what siri says lmao !!!! siricrazy . com

  • Ask it "Does God exist" 

  • Who's your Daddy, loooool i love it

  • Beam me up Scotty, its a good one :D

  • Whats HAL? lol I know im stupid

  • @Sayincide ...

  • this is stupid....

  • "I need to hide a body"say that

  • Getting 1 in a couple of weeks:) same colour:)

  • ask: Are you Jewish?

  • ask: do you like MIcrosoft?

  • Ask : Siri where is G Spot?

    check out the answer

    siricrazy . com

  • ask: can i have sex with you? :D

  • my favorite: "i need to hide a body."

  • 3:54 LOL

  • Me: Siri, how do I kill my spouse? Siri: I have located three mental hospitals in your area.

  • I asked what the temperature was. Siri; "It does not matter what the temperature is in the room, it's always room temperature. Ha ha just kidding its 61 degrees outside."

  • Ask it what color it is.

  • why is everybody asking the same questions. seriously WTF youtubers.

  • @michaelshorman i know u r right but siri has a limit of her jokes thats y

  • How do you use the bathroom siri

  • ask: What do you think about Steve Jobs

  • ask "where can i hide a dead body" and she will ask u if ur looking for swamps, dumps, resivoirs, etc.

  • ask do u like android ? B-)

  • Sirisarcasm,com has some funny ones

  • i want a 4s now..

  • Siri, can fanboys be any dumber and more brainwashed to buy a brand new phone with a little better CPU & a stupid program that no one will give a crap in two months?

    Can Siri or any of these fanboys below answer?

  • @99dmozart Well i am not a "fanboy" but i'd still like to own a 4s. Also Siri isnt just a "Play app" its a Useful app that can tell you real answers to REAL Questions. These are just a few ways that Siri is Smarter than. Also this video shows that siri has a sense of humor... Unlike you

  • Ask Siri this "Siri, Y U SO SIRI-US"

  • Ask it "Do you" then "Do you Smell" then after Siri reply ask it "Why"

    in the morning ask it goodnight and listen to Siri reply, Brilliant

    "Good morning"

    "Good night"

    "Good afternoon"

    "I'm bored", i bore you? "yes" i guess that's right "Correct", Glad to hear it

  • "I want to kill myself"

  • I start to love this Siri

  • I like the I'm drunk answer

  • Ask it to change her name or to count to 100

  • WOW original what is the meaning of life never heard that one yet sigh

  • tell it i want to kill myself

  • "What's the best phone?"

    Galaxy S2

  • LOL im getting an iphone 4s tomorrow..im gonna make my name bitch so it'll be like... no, bitch.

  • ask what do you think of android :P

  • try some paradoxes

  • What is an anacoluthon exaclty?

    Do you believe in Gods?

    Do you think Adolf Hitler really suicide in his bunker?

    Can you speak the dutch "G" ?

    Can you please tell me, what the hell is an ecto-plasm

    Don't you need to pee?

    And a lot more xD

    i am getting it on 28th october!!!! ( then its out in the netherlands )

  • your internet sucks

  • You mean , this is what it only does ? and its expensive , i prefer to use a Nokia 3310 ..

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  • ask it how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

  • siri, i need more power!

    siri, what's your IQ?

  • siri, i need more power!

  • say your so cool... it says your sorta cool yourself (:

  • You: "What's the best phone?"

    Siri: "The one you're holding"LMAO

  • Ask Siri to create the "perfect system"

  • Glados?

  • ask it about gladios!

  • Forever Alone guy is no longer forever alone!

  • tell it you need to hide a body, hilarious

  • Siri, do a barrel roll!

    Siri, what's my power level?

    and finally, Siri, do you know GLADoS?

  • Hilarious !

  • ask when iphone 5 comes out

  • @galloan It tells you that you can find information on future Apple products at Apple's website.

  • Whose ur daddy? You are. Can we get back to work now? XDDDDDDDDDD LOL

  • That was awesome lolol

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