Jesus Appears on Las Vegas Toilet

[DarkBeauty1989]

thats not Jesus thats charles manson

[xiangxiz]

The imaged of Jesus in toilet so ridiculous how can they put like that one? For example when we pass motion in toilet you think Jesus is not there so smelly. Sue

[catdogdora]

this makes me ashamed to live there

[natruto1]

??????

[zentowkamosakey]

if you see him than you are blessed

[LordoftheKaty]

Derp de Derp, yay!!

[juke138]

i guess there wasnt anything going on in the news that day

[EvanescenceFan27]

How Amazing

[matteoprez]

So what's the big news... Jesis can't take a piss?

[xJustGaming]

can someone tell me how that look like jesus

[xJustGaming]

#1 that looks like a penis

#2 no one even knows what fuckin jesus looks like u dum jew

[turbojacket123]

Screw you guys!!! its Jesus!!. anything of jesus should be respected!!!.

[ihaterobbie123]

FUCKING WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! IT LOOKS LIKE ANY FUCKING MARK! IT'S JUST A MARK, NOTHING MORE!

Some people are so fucking STUPID! Stories like this make me want to tear my ears out and leap from my window, I feel like the last sane person on Earth!

STUPID CUM-SUCKING BITCH!

[coza94]

its a metaphoric thing... jesus took on our shit and washed it away with no compensation

[slipknotowns34]

Sick thing is that Jesus have been in someones ass! :O

[yvesofzo]

Holy shit!!

[effinTRAITOR]

hot? she looks like she wouldn't think twice about selling that ass from a Waffle House parking lot.

[buddyclubs]

man!!! if you can actually sell SHIT like this, i have tons of thing that Jesus had appear on, like my coffee spill on my carpet, my shirt that was hanging next to the window for a long time and faded that looks like "Jesus" just so manny things, its just

bull Crap!!!! an idiot would buy that toilet.

[TheWindsOfMercy]

In the toilet... of all places. Stupid.

[gumiiworrmi]

she sounds high lol

[annemfechter]

Just out for money.....

[ScreamoBaptism]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ConfusedDolphinCo]

I DONT SEE IT, SOME1 HELP!!!!

[fight4yourfreedom1]

oh my ,people in this world

[crazygurl1087]

That's so cool but why on a bumper sticker?

[ptcrescent]

She's totally smoking hot!

[SmokeandMirrors13]

thats not jesus its Charles Manson!

[Porketz]

Pareidolia,is only that.

[RazloTPD]

Jesus, the Son of God himself, reduced to appearing on Las Vegas toilets.

poor guy :(

[srylnglycouple]

its the devil

[doofusgerms]

Looks more like Charlie Manson to me..

[Beatnick79]

Magdalena Nelson "Toilet Owner" what a great occupation.

[djjazzyjinx]

Even Jesus Loves Vegas and Hot Chicks!!

[FoShizzle951]

I could make the image of Jesus on Magdalena's face...with my dick.

[DG3744]

Ahahhaaaa...LOL!

[phleght]

Jesus is a fawking Pervert lol

[xCarxMellax]

crazy psycho people!

[AmbujSaxena]

I am pretty sure it's Charles Darwin.

[PowerfulDragon]

kinda looks like charles manson, no?

[djjazzyjinx]

Jesus Christ it's Jesus. Why is my gardener on your toilet. He should be picking my weeds. I guess god does leave holy $h!t. By the way her B/F is hella hot.

[fortunesmaster]

Shame on you "Rachel" Nelson, shame on you.

[djjazzyjinx]

Lol, if you really know me then you know my first name if Magdalena. Haterade!!!!

[lightingisdomslife]

im a christian ,but this is so dum,,and how do you evan know its jesus?

[pnilz]

I'm sorry. Send me a message and I can show you how to get rid of that awful religion.

[tubelover413]

Ridiculous and crazy !!

Is this worth reporting ??

[Chefn84t]

I watched a story about ducks crossing the road the other day on FOX news. It's shocking what they put on TV to just fill up space.

[tim10273]

god damn that girl is hot

[fortunesmaster]

Yeah but only 10% of her entire body is real.

[club4ghz]

its not jezus its osama beenladen

[altorstenlinton]

And this is news????

[Ristar85]

imagine this. a man is watching u pee and sh!t. u cant see him initially, but if u look closely, he is there.

because he is constantly at the same place... it can be assumed that he is able to tolerate, or even LOVE the foul smell of excrement.

if i didnt know better, i'd have thought that it is some stalker freak with a serious toilet fetish.

lol... God. rotflmao!

[DodgeyHodgeyuk]

Well there you have it jesus is real. FFS!.

these ppl need to wake up!

you live and then you die. nothing else accept it!

[boxant]

looks more like charles manson...

[du2de11]

Magdalena Nelson-Toilet owner

Lol

[Ultrasteve1969]

WTF!!! Ap news?

[formallylogan]

whatever is looks like a john lennon how does anone no what jesus looks like anyway?

[KladionicaCity]

why do you even report this?

[RGnack]

If i was god and wanted to reveal myself to the faithful.. i'd do it on a pumpersticker on a toilet for sure. Noone can say god doesn't have a sense of humor!

[legalizemarijuananos]

excuse me, jesus just doesnt appear everyday. so i think this is kind of a big story.

what i want to know is why all the networks arnt reporting it. probably all run by atheists.

[legalizemarijuananos]

this proves jesus is real. id like to see atheists try and refute this .. IF they can.

oh btw, evolution is a hoax.

[bekoesgay]

i hope ur bein sarcastic...

[Squirelbutt]

so jesus' throne is the toilet? Go ahead and drink the water if it taste like wine its' because i puked in it.. :D

[aznsketcher]

BING!

there's Jesus!

wonder if she's gonna sell the toilet on ebay....starting bid $100

[hdzsound]

how can this shit make a new,

What the crazy girl called the Ap and see that she got a great new, I dont get why she<s make a news, Shit like that appen all the time

[jaydasmama1]

umm no one knows what JESUS looks like....

[xXxSilenTMajorityxXx]

HAhAhahAhAHAhAa

[011EviL]

TITS or GTFO!

[ripin4tha2kush0]

ummmm! just cuz itsa face it has to be Jesus's face? to me it look like charles manson lol i dunno about this story... someone who made the sticker put it there on purpose

[opAir01]

jesus in toilet ???

a peeping tom - baloney - she is high on smthng.

[club4ghz]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Armando51roosters]

I saw Jesus on a tortilla, on a charred wall, and now a bumper sticker. Now let's see the Buddha! I never get to see the Buddha appear in anything! What the hell!

[PhilipsSBC]

Hm.........well because he wont show on stuff that will dissapear? .....tortilla eat, charred wall wallpaper and a bumper sticker will go sooner or later due to urin.

Perhaps Buddha will show on something permanent?

[jxsilicon9]

There are a few problems with this story. Who the hell puts a bumper stick on the toilet? And why is associated press covering this retard?The last person saw jesus in their dogs ass.

[PhilipsSBC]

Because I dont get why our Holy Lord would end up in a toilet???

[mehtoole]

I'm so glad people are taking this seriously. It shows real progress in our civilization.

[Darafarrelly]

whats this all now

[PhilipsSBC]

To be honest I just watched Most Evil on TV and I tell you by the holy BLEEP it 99% most certainly was Aileen Wuornos.

[xxxFaustusxxx]

This is funny - it shows how much power religion has lost and how pathetic it is nowadays. (Which is a good thing)

[engeo1993]

fuck this...get better stories..

[abarzilai664]

The silly season has just started.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

Religion is truly a sickness. First they see the virgin mary in some bird shit on a car window and now they are seeing Christ on a vegas toilet.. Fuck you people are sick.

[residentevil808]

that aint jesus just playing trick on your mind!!!!!!!!!!1

[Ray2DeepGilmore]

You said holy BEEP to a toilet.. WoW. What are the chances.

[Edward77X]

That's not Jesus...it's Charles Manson!

[Wodinswolf]

there's a difference?

[WeskJago]

EXACTLY! these wierdos keep mistaking the image of charles manson for an image of jesus!

[wisdomofthegreeks]

It looks like Charles Manson to me.

[ThisIsNotMikey]

This story = FAIL

[dustinallen1982]

it was probably just a image of some mexican named jesus that installed the toilet, she is just confused

[string193]

You people will do anything for a storie lmao.

[7jerryv7]

It resembes a face. I think it looks like Charles Manson. Then again, Jesus has curly hair and this face appears to have straight hair. Hmmm....

[lmm85]

I Jesus Las Vegas? That doesn't make sense. It's Sin City after all.

[KFCU2009]

CIR229 is right we should be talking about soliders dying in the war of terror, not jesus appearing on a toilet.

[truthsabre7]

want a waste! what bs!

[GypsyXboxChannel]

lol it says in the bible noone can see jesus and live..fake

[xxLilJayJay15xx]

you saying you will die if you see Jesus? and you play Xbox? when was the last time you turned it on

[P0mt3]

No, it says no one can see the holy spirit and live. Gets your facts straight.

Having said that, this is a load of bullshit. The lady and her boo obviously have a combined IQ of ten.

"Ohh, look, a smudge! It must be Jesus!"

Idiots . . .

[GypsyXboxChannel]

Well i dont wanna argue but you know what i ment by saying that, well yeah gbu

[jeezychreezy1]

Her name was Magdalena lmao!

[toschie]

It looks more like Charles Manson than Jesus.

[BowToMySkill]

@toschie charls manson IS jesus

[nazaxprime]

@toschie Yeah she does...

[EuthanizeReligion]

I swear i saw this on the Chasers.

Some people are just fucking stupid that image is obviously George Harrison.

[wafflethug]

I was hoping for a jesus looking turd.

[ThermostatAgreeable]

Good lord ! I saw a fijberto shaped turd in my toilet this morning.

[LaCokaNostra81]

how would they know what Jesus look like?? they had no pictures back then

[SkyDaddy7]

This shows just how religion fucks up people's minds!!!

[oskoret]

Jesus in the toilet? Makes sense :D

[sk4t3b0ard]

lol

[FilhoDePaz]

oh and we're supposed to believe her story ? .... fuck outta here.