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  • Assassin: hey man can i kill you

    Emperor: well according to the stars you...

    Me: Stut up *throws pain brush* go away

  • Way too long of a fucking intro, and completely unfitting music.

  • @FoxHoundUnit89 Agreed. But I was also 15 at the time that I randomly set out this video. Even with this unfitting track and long intro I still got 53,318 views :P

  • @FoxHoundUnit89 hey,this musics great :O,*bitch slaps him*

  • @1metalgearsolid I didn't say it was bad, it just doesn't fit this video at all.

  • @FoxHoundUnit89 oh ok,i do hate though that most videos that feature music,when they should just have the gameplay sounds

  • i blew up the empror then regenrated him he turns into all the characters in one even lord dagon

  • i shall use the brush of truepaint and paint a portal infront of the assasin then he can fight the god damn painted trolls.

  • Me: the power of paintbrush compels you!!!

    Assassin: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Emperor: *walks up to brush* CAN'T TOUCH ME!!!!!! *Song starts playing*

    Assassin: *crawls under brush*

    *assassin stabs emperor in the a** *

    Assassin: HELL YEa... * I stab assassin*

    THE END

  • @dobbyfan48 so not funny

  • hehehe nice

  • "Well fuck..."

  • i dont know why they all fuss about the amulet of kings

    paintbrushes are the real saviours

  • The paint brushes have so many uses.

    1. Save the emperor

    2. Finish the game early

    3. PAINT A PICTURE

  • @TheAnonymousLemon 4. and paint portals to unknown painterly lands :D

  • It's a trap! We can't repel paint brushes of that magnitude!

  • did your game stuck or some thing the emperor has to die it's part of the story line

  • @kafteu No shit sherlock

  • why the shit music? :)

  • @emonemojay what music isnt shit these days!?

  • @joezzzify well ... good point, they couold have used a classic?

  • @joezzzify good metal

  • noob question how do i drop stuff in the game?

  • @CookieOnMyShoulder Shift+click

  • Assassin: Now How the F**K am i gonna get paid to rasie my 3 gold coins while frozen

  • Ah yes, the paint brush, the assassin's arch enemy

  • paintbrush pwnage. i use them frequently to keep guards running on the spot at imperial city with well placed "cages" of brushes when wearing the grey fox mask. STOP! you have VIOLATED THE LAW! oh have i. thats nice. jog on. *more running on the spot*

  • Dude wheres u find the paintbrushes there aren't any in the beginning

  • i would of just thrown the damn blade. 1 1" paintbrush isnt gonna stop that.

  • i think the assasin is having some difficulties

    "shit its the almighty paintbrushes"

  • paint brush is OP

  • is this pc or xbox or ps3/ what ever version it's on well if ur on PC hit ~ and then type enableplayercontrols. then you can move around.

  • Technically, this would cause a Dragon Break, causing time to get torn apart.

  • That has to be the strongest paintbrush in the fucking world.

  • three days grace :))))

  • Assassin: Now you die, Emperor!

    Septim: Begone! *Throws Paintbrush*

    Assassin: Argh! The... Power is... Too strong... Can't... Move...

    Main Character: I can't move either!

    Septim: Damn! Not again!

  • @arthaskiller assassin:wait i think i got a bow but shit i for got the arrows.Emperor well someone kill me. Main character:ok (slash) uggh now we can move on

  • I had this too... but i was on his place...

  • i have to say you cant move eter so u suck

  • Yeah cool but doesn't that mean you can't move from then on coz you get frozen their and you cant move

  • fuck buring in the end clip that of!!

  • A TES without bugs is not a TES.

    0:50 - 0:51

    Pwned

  • a game without bugs is not a game, not just TES

  • LLLLLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLL

  • lol why is uriel septin pickard (Patrick Stewart.......Stan`s boss,bullock in American dad)

  • songs called three days grace - i hate everything about you

  • the song is three days grace - i hate everything bout you

  • wahts the name of the song?

  • try watching the vid, it clearly tells you at the end :)

  • if you stand in the way the assassin just goes thur you cool video 5/5 for making it look funny

  • its impossible to properly save emperors life cos its part of the story line

  • i tried standing in front of it

  • hahaha lol

  • how do you move afterwords? i'd LOVE to know

  • i no how 2 save the emperer and move

  • hes like.... shouldent i die now?

  • you dont move on in the game at this point u laugh and restart.

  • oohhh! clever! now... can you move along in he game? if this happens your character can't move! in case you didn't know...

  • how did u do that with the paint brush glitch

  • there is an easier way go to the temple of the one in the imperial city and press this key>~ then type tlc and the it should say collision off then walk into the temple and go into the door that's half in the ground and then your basicly and the end of the game

  • what if this happened again but the assassin was hitting the character while enchanted with 100% reflect damage...

    *hint hint*

  • that's awesome, now if Barus would stop screwing around with those guys out there, and come kill the guy who is accually trying to kill the emperor.

  • so save Kidmonkey some time the name of this song is

    I Hate Everything About You

    Three Days Grace

  • i dont think u can even get paint brushes until ur out of the prison

  • look in crates and stuff

  • assasin: oh no! a paint brush! how did you know that was the only thing that could protect the emperor!?

  • ha ha dagon is he dead. assain no. dagon why not. um there were paintbrushes. dagon i should have sent the clannefers. 2 weeks later the clannefers return. dagon is he dead nope. dagon why. god damn paint brushes. emperor lets get out of here. prisoner we cant. emperor why not. prisoner paint brushes. they both leave to see baurus and a assain dancing. then a pack of gobs come and kill them the end.

  • lol best story ever

  • It's a clannfear not a clannefer....

  • if tuesday rises in the south, then nuggets will rip apart, idiot

  • HAX!!!!

  • im going to cover my self in paint brushes puch bin laden and see what happens

  • LMAO

  • lmao he saved the emperor using paint brushes! when i was doing it the assasain took to long so i killed him myself

  • it makes it to were u cant draw a weapon, use magic, or even move when the assasin kills him...

  • I wonder how the assassin is gonna explain THIS one...

    Daedra God: So, is the emperour dead?

    Assassin: Umm...no...

    Daedra God: -.- Why not?

    Assassin: ...Some paintbrushes were in my way...

    Daedra God: CURSE YOU PAINTBRUSHES!

  • :):)

  • lol, and then when degan does appear 2 kill mrtin, you use paintbrushes to stop him too

  • spoiler alertyyyttt

  • lol

  • @LupisNero funny lol

  • @LupisNero that was so funny I actually fell backwards off my chair but I didnt care cos I was still laughing!!! you rock!!! I might have to upload an animation of this convo on youtube XD

  • poor little assasian NPC..... he could´nt do his job, because of some paint brushes in his way =P

  • rofl how did u get the brushes?

  • look in like every crate and find them :P

  • awesome

  • is there an Oblivion online where u can play it with other ppl from the world? That would rock :P

  • there is its a mod

  • That sadly will probably lag horrendously, but meh

  • assassin to his boss: ii'm sorry sir! bit i coulnt kill him because a paintbrush was in my way!

  • lol i dont kno how i did it i was playing and i decided to stand next to the wall the assasin come from and he stuck behind slahes and i die but somehow my body stoped him bbut then again i died:(

  • lie...

    the video of his last words doen't begin untill u stand infront of him...

  • not entirly he stars at you and will speak to you if you wait for a min

  • no it dont

  • i can't find any paint brushes

  • ok u saved the emperor (well... kind of). NOW WOT!?

  • go do what you bloody well like you done the main quest

  • i saved the emp. once(using cheats)but it frezed and i couldnt move,it made me wanna kill him myself!!

  • lol i love how u just keep looking back and forth like "WTF?"

  • the only problem is that you cant move while the king is still alive

  • :O in thisvideo Emperor looks younger

  • LOL, love the video and love the song!

  • haha smart ass, i so should of thought of that xD, yo man can you play multiplayer oblivion online?

  • No, holy fuck.

  • There is a program that you can use to play online, but the name of it doesn't come to mind.

  • its called oblivion online

  • lol great prick move im giving u a thunbs up

  • Ironic, considering you just got a thumbs down.

  • lol Daedra God: has the emperors blood spilled? Mythic Assasin: ummmm sorry to tell you but uhhh the was some kind of paint brush in front of me. Daedra God: Are you frikin serious. Mythic Assasin: umm yea. Daedra God:.......... Daedra God: So did you at least kill the prisoner?? Mythic Assasin: nope we killed Captain Renault. Daedra God: god do you do anything right!!! Mythic Assasin: nope it takes one swing and were dead. Daedra God: I knew I should have got the Daedroths.
  • HE is going to have a hard time explaining that to the Daedra.

    Daedra King:WHY COULDN'T YOU KILL THE EMPEROR

    Him:there was a paint brush in front of me.

    Daedra King:....

  • i hate everything about you by 3 days grace

  • pliz tell me song name!!!

  • Three Days Grance - I hate everything about you

  • Get ya shit grama of da fukn intanet nig.

  • I forgot everyone uses their best grammer on the internet. I hope I havn't offended anymore sad people

  • you spelt grammar and haven't wrong

  • wow.

    i bet hes going to have a hard time explaining that to his boss

    "so WHY couldnt you kill the emperor!?"

    "there was a paintbrush in front of me...."

  • how u gonna move eh?

    fail..

  • but you cant move untill the emperor is dead

    so failed my son

  • not true, use console and type enableplayercontrols, and itll let u move again

  • so the blades cant save him...but the brushes will!

  • dis is gay ....

  • ja toch

  • I just used the console commands to kill him when he came in. Too bad I had to go through the tutorial again because my game was frozen =p

  • instead use the resurrect command to revive the emporer

  • assassin: god damnit! my shirt collar got stuck on a nail! so much for the dramatic entrance

  • hahahaha! lol good call

  • stopped by paintbrushes... that guy's marked for a lifetime!

  • lol, how you gonna move... it wont let you

  • lol

  • lol, fail

  • Assassin:Fucking invisible walls!!!

  • lol

  • that guy sucks at his job

  • Pierreponken, I just marked your comment as spam, a complete accident! lol, was meant to reply... :s, I was going to say;

    lol, yea, and especially a song like this.

  • if only paint brushes in real life could save peoples life

  • and float to make you fly =) but if you fell in real life....i dont think you would just go "agh!"

  • lol

  • hahah somtimes, people really really are stupid... (asking for the name of the song)

  • Woooaaahhhh.... a little overboard on some of the Light Ray effects. Other than that, nice!! Who knew that the Emperor could be saved with the paint brush glitch? haha

  • Music= I hate everything about you- Three Days Grace

  • ive heard this song so much but i cant remember the name

    can some1 message me with it?

  • Love the music man and nice video

  • thats so kickass howd u do it

  • ohhhh cool... looks do-able too.

  • did you use a paint brush?

  • Haha, He is programmed to just stand at the same spot untill the emperor is dead xD...

  • RUN STUPID SHIT!!!

  • lol

  • lmfao gj.

  • lol that loser was a failure...

  • also just click the iron gate and type "unlock" then open and find the guy and kill him before

  • it was not great but woth watching for the music

  • a real way is to reanimate him so technically he didnt die and u saved him

  • Hmmm, no commentary, no walkthrough, no conclusion.

    You really went all out, didn't ya?

  • to get out open consel type tm pase it keep it paused then type tm again and your out (Pc) (ONLY)!

  • lame ass video. waste of time.

  • oh, HAHAHAHA good one mate, you got me there. Really thought about that response didnt you? ;) peace.

  • when you save them emporer really all that happens is your stuck in that stand-still cutscene thing, i tried

  • for some reason i killed the assasins with some cold hands :S i dunno how

    then i just found myself randomly killing rats and i decided it was boring

  • i want to know what to do after beating the game oblivion any fun things to do after beating the game oblivion (i have 360 version so i cant get mods just to tell u)

  • do all guilds

    get acrobatic lvl up (very fun)

    do paint brush glitch and climb out of maps n' stuff

    ty and kill everyone (or at least as many as you can)

    buy all houses

    get all armour

    so basically lots left to do

  • and hundreds of quests

  • try making mage and doing ring glitch, its so much fun, you'll be able to do superjumps, turn invisible forever or kill evryone within 100 feet. try getting rare items too, or melting mehrunes daegon

  • how do you do the permenent enchant glitch

  • in short of what dickslap was saying:its free-play through-out

  • ring glitch?

  • fag music....but alright vid ;)

  • lol

  • dam good song

  • there is a walk trough walls glitch that alows you to go through the locked gate go around the corner and kill the assasin and u finish the main qust its pretty cool;)

  • Lol the emperor starts wispering "damn it wheres that assassin, hes off cue... God damn it this is going into my luch break"

    and i guess a LOT of people like shitty dumb emo music(including me) so instead of complaining about it just go back to your corner and cry yourself to sleep

  • ORRRRR, you stand in the doorway the assassin comes out lol, he gets stuck =P

  • Really? When I try that I get pushed out of the way =P

  • hahahaha lol

  • The assassin FAILS lol

  • EPIC FAIL

    XD

  • nice glitch but the bad thing is since he's not dead yet you can't move.

    so i would save before trying that