2011 Top Story: Navy SEALS Discover Bin Laden Gained 300 Pounds

[HataKare]

1:09 to End, wow so true.

[TheAudiophile81]

Bull shit all over

[TinnBenn]

lol at lame euros complaining about vid

[DeusMalleus]

Thats not Osama, thats the original character Blosama!

[earlyAMbirds]

"We're gonna kill you.."

[NickyAmerica]

"Look at that fatty" did it for me.

[kahluaAPX]

This panel gets me every single time lol

[AdmiralBetas]

0:27 "Oh sh-"

[DashOfRainbow]

LOL...I love the last lady providing commentary.

[NewVahan2011]

too funny

[itachi155]

As a vivid follower of Osama Bin Laden I find this redicule to be extremely offensive. You western American pigs and your media will pay for this!

[MiamiDolphins267]

@itachi155 lmao go fuk urself haji bastard

[itachi155]

@MiamiDolphins267

Obviously someone is too stupid to understand sarcasm. So why are you watching the onion news?

[Pengu561]

@itachi155 lulz

[illuminatisos]

@itachi155 ah, you find it offensive?.. ah, poor you .. fucking sandeater..

[itachi155]

@illuminatisos

Yet another dumbass American who doesn't understand sarcasm. Sign, just go kill yourself you do nothing for society except collect welfare...

[illuminatisos]

@itachi155 youre a fucking idiot if you think im american.. you seem to be the dumbass here..

[DoubleAssClown]

@itachi155 Yet another dumb ass foreigner that thinks because they are from another country they are smarter than us, Jesus you're fucking pathetic.

[daspoooop]

@itachi155 don't mind him he's irish, the stupidest bunch of fuckwits you'll probably ever come across. Especially when you consider the fact that not too long ago these fuckwits were fighting the british and using terrorist tactics to obtain their goals. His comment would be rather ironic but it isn't because he's just so totally stupid, genetically and geographically.

[puravida1024]

@daspoooop Wow dude, what the fuck? Not every Irishman is part of the IRA. Besides, Britain wasn't so perfect in their treatment of Ireland either.

[daspoooop]

@puravida1024 and not every muslim is a terrorist, i was generalizing because i can and i was right and btw im from australia and non muslim.

[DsOwAn]

@itachi155 Sarcasm is communicated through pitch of voice and body language could be why no one got it.

[SIPEROTH]

@DsOwAn Yet i got it immediately. So ether you people are idiots or am a genius and didn't know about it. For some reason am leaning for the first despite how flattered i will be if it was the second.

[DsOwAn]

@SIPEROTH Well I never said anything to the fact of whether I got it or not I was explaining how sarcasm is communicated, and how some people might not get it.

[zildjianuo7]

@itachi155 Break up your English a little more and maybe people will believe you aren't really a troll.

[FifaEpitome]

Typical retarded American humour.

[IrrelevantSquid]

@FifaEpitome Perhaps it is, but I laughed by ass off and I was born in Ireland.

[admiralcrash1]

@FifaEpitome It's not humor. It's satire :-P

[JTMondal]

@FifaEpitome What are you french?

[pdldude]

@FifaEpitome just cause onion news said soccer is gay.

[116gaara]

was that even him? and not some random person?

[7ay]

every american child should have had a bone from his skeleton

[jeaniehopkirk2]

the american navy seals are great!!..just like an american action movie!

[minecreative123]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­

[moonmasterShake]

damn those tits OMG!

[cybersphere]

Needs more boobs

[AdmiralValkyrie]

@cybersphere

What bin Laden's ain't good enough for you?

[6969dazzagazza]

I'm waiting for Bin Laden to release a new video threat just before the Elections to boost the Presidents approval ratings and rally the paranoid, gun-loving, God fearing, zombie masses.

[ungasa33]

@6969dazzagazza dude hes dead...

maybe he can release some speech via demonic possession of one of Obama's kids but a video would most definitely be impossible.

[6969dazzagazza]

@ungasa33 I wouldn't believe anything your Government says.

Bin Laden is probably dead..........but I put money on a staged terrorist threat occuring just before the elections. There is no real terrorist threat only 'blowback' from the American Empire war machine.

[ungasa33]

@6969dazzagazza not my government, im canadian, but if they were gonna stage his death they probably would of done it sooner...

[ookami3380]

@ungasa33 hahaha..nailed it. good job,.

[Firelaef]

(Insert irrelevant American obesity joke here)

[ungasa33]

@Firelaef (insert angry American defensive rant here)

[IDannyIBeats]

Sick of everyone talking about Brooke's boobs, they're not even that great.

[thesurfsflat]

@IDannyIBeats show your mother more respect.

[ManSmokingACigarette]

Oh the irony.

[Mayo20]

I'm glad they said he was playing online scrabble and not call of duty. Now I don't have to change my lifestyle.

[daddyleon]

haha those laptops xD

[NirvZppln94]

its funny cuz obesity has killed more americans than osama ever could, obesity 1 osama bin laden 0

[VelaToNorma7]

@NirvZppln94 Wrong use of "its." Dumb Eurofag. You obviously don't know any Americans.

[Vyz3r]

@NirvZppln94 Where did you get that information from? Your ass?

[thenorthside01]

Isn't this a few months too late? Remember it was your YouTube audience that helped get you popular enough to get a cable tv show.

[lemanta]

Well the new American's Bin Laden should be obesity.

[MRSketch09]

I actually laughed at this vid. It was pretty funny.

[seanThree16]

A bone from his skeleton.

[SharkDude1]

Awesome Onion!! I like watching a sinking ship like yourself! Maybe you should just pack it in and give up. The new IDIOTS/Management at The Onion should be on the streets begging for coins! What Idiot thought this new format was a good Idea? This just shows that ANY company can make SUPER bad Ideas. Im still surprised that people have not been fired yet!! You are not funny ANYMORE!!

[dnci14]

I'm from the year 2043 and this video was re-posted 12 times since

[BrandonAngelDragon]

It's BOOMER!!

[BigDwarren]

NAILED IT lol.

[9tee]

Died 10 years ago kidney failure.  Issue saved till needed to "hoorah" the troops for a rating boost.

[jilliebean111]

@9tee Also Obama is a secret alien/terrrorist/muslim from area 51. And 9/11 was staged by the alien governement that controls Earth.

[kubaner]

@jilliebean111 9Tee was right. "Just google Foxnews Bin Laden died of lung complications" & u'll find the article dated Dec 26, 2001. In fact, he has been declared dead 9 times. Google "Corbet Report Bin Laden declared dead for ninth time." U'd be really surprised. On other matters, 9/11 was an INSIDE JOB. THere are countless documentaries on that subject.

[joeyfjj]

Kinda explains why the helicopter crashed.

[Biggiejxxl]

3rd time seeing it, but Brooke's rack never gets old at least.

[bobwatters]

how many times do i have to say it? brooke get naked for us already!

[alwaystextback]

The last lady NAILED IT!

[gb6710]

@alwaystextback You are so right, why are fat ladies so fucking funny?

[matwil74]

@alwaystextback For accuracy's sake she should've said 'we're gonna make it LOOK like we killed you'. You're not that stupid are you? The whole thing was faked.

[GypsyLeah]

@matwil74 Of course it was faked, it said right there on the screen that it was an animated re-enactment. Check 0:25.

[F1nddatruth]

@GypsyLeah Of course this vid was fake its onion news. He means the real death of Bin Laden was a fake...I can't believe you thought someone thought that the animation was real people. hahahahahaha!

[GypsyLeah]

@F1nddatruth *woosh*

[LittledudeJrr]

cleavage. me gusta.

[quietthomas]

Dear Onion, this video was shit.

[Secretajianman]

We're gonna KILL you

[iannetta11]

One of the worst Onion videos ever, with an exception for the parts Brooke was in.

[mostnormal]

re-uploaded why? IT SAYS IN THE TITLE: 2011 Top Story

[lucasboden]

fat bitch was funny this time.

[TheBobert324]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one squeezin it to Brooke...

[xlhotlx]

why would they re-upload this so many times does anyone know?

[TheOkham]

nice rack

[JoelTGM]

Lol this was amazing

[aestevalis0]

So that's why the chopper crashed.

[voyeurdug]

haha... the pre-roll ad on this was (for me), the anti-Obama Solyndra lie-fest.

Ironic 'cause... oh, wait... not ironic... just hateful.

You might advise YouTube Partners or AdSense, they're not making any friends for you.

Just sayin'.

[NobodysOffTheHook]

@TheBriansDenn Did you forget to take your pills today?

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Rofl! A favorite!

[thelankytank]

this was an old video...

[andrespereyda]

brooke!

[SuperLink517]

It's like they got different writers or something, the round table part sounds a little over-written.

[thenoobfactor]

@TheBriansDenn You trollin boy.

[FRAUST0FLAKES]

the girl in blue has a nice rack

is she in any pornos?

[Yankeeprepperasshat]

Thats right, we're gonna spent un-real amounts of money, and go into countries that had nothing to do with 911, and kill over 1 million innocent people, and then a decade later, we're gonna kill you, instead of capturing you to collect the MASSIVE intel. Then we're gonna hide the body and have absolutely zero proof that we actually got bin laden, and then we are gonna kill half the seal team that supposedly got bin laden, and change the story 11 times, to confuse the lazy fat ignorant listeners.

[famousgirl9x9]

@Yankeeprepperasshat Really?.....really?

[solidsnake1447]

Is it just me or did the Onion stop being funny.

[Khyrid]

@solidsnake1447 Just you?

[Ranelion]

It looks like they made have just cut out a deeper neck in Brooke's dress to show off her cleavage even more.

[Yankeeprepperasshat]

@Ranelion i don't mind, i think of brooke when i'm alone in the dark

[CubexDE]

@Ranelion I've seen deeper.

[suicidalpenguins4u]

@CubexDE watch your unintentional meanings there my friend, you are lucky none of my friends saw this comment, if i never met them, i never would have seen the problem with your last sentence

[CubexDE]

@suicidalpenguins4u Wait... what? If you are referencing the innuendo in my comment, I did that on purpose. It's a sex joke.

[suicidalpenguins4u]

@CubexDE insert error code here, because i dont have one for my error, sorry

[MRSketch09]

@Ranelion Nah, she should just go topless. (sarcasm/humor)

[C433ze]

@Ranelion problem? :>

[Qermaq]

1:10. Thumbs up the video.

[MAXBLAYLOCK]

Brooke is so much more attractive in a low cut gown with jewels than she is in that "hoodie". Thank God she gave up slumming for viewers in the lower class.

[deathcanproductions]

Wow right before this was an advertisment for Obama... or should I say Barack Osama, or Barack "soft" pajamas... who is this man can we trust him, Payed for by Barney 2012, because he loves you, you love him!

[To411u]

I love Brooke Alvarezes serious face!! Haha :p

[w4eghg]

521+115=307



[Rosalila]

cleavage

[happycburger2]

deja vu

[JOHNNYSTABBO]

He should've declared jihad on carbs.



[DARTHMOBIUS]

New map pending for MW3 then...

[ric112]

more likes than views? must be awesome

[arsening]

again?



[foodiedave]

I was really into the content of this video until Brooke's boobs made their appearance. Then I began masturbating.

[Un1versalPa1n]

I'm pretty sure Osama was regular size.....

[fuzzjunky]

disgusting brain washing. there was never any evidence he was linked to 911. he even denied it

[TheInflicted]

@fuzzjunky Was that before or after he made 3 video tapes proudly claiming responsibility?

[MrNosnitram]

Brooke...Oh My Beautiful Brooke....

[IndefiniteImplosion]

1:10 for boobs

[AceTrax2007]

0:30 shoot him!

[flyersphan111]

LMFAO

[Charlieosity]

I seen this before :(

[totalbadass500]

That gurl has nice tits(the one in the blue dress)

[gamefreak249]

The last argument was hilarious XD

[goatcheese1984]

How many time are we going to watch the same thing.

[KnurdShogun]

The onion makes me cry... from laughing too much!

[0athos0]

this must be like the third re-upload... :/

[ninetailedfox579121]

@0athos0 Did you not notice the thing that said "Year in review" on the video...?

[Pointyfern]

@0athos0 : Why do you find a re-upload to be so disturbing? Surely they have their reasons.

[zombiemouse]

too soon! too soon....

[TomahawkTerror]

I like how the 3D rendered helicopter door isn't big enough to fit Osama 0:35

[calebp9503]

0:51 ... cleavage

[euricdinkins]

@calebp9503 Cleavage shot without words covering them 1:09

[BigDave3225]

LMAO the women at the end said it prefectly

[kriztuhfuh82]

i love the panel- the big girl and black lady crack me up

[SkinnyMan3000]

Haha, that was hilarious. The, "we're gonna kill you" line was perfect.

[diviz0r]

why 95 dislikes?

[ficheironegro]

LOL

[PowderedAsh]

stupid people complaining its a reupload. Well done, have a cookie.

It even says in the title it was a previous story from 2011...

[R4nd0m3p1cn3ss]

that awkward moment when the ad wont load...

[MRmattconnell]

@R4nd0m3p1cn3ss Shut up

[1schwererziehbar1]

i'm pretty sure this was posted before.

[Some1Had2SayIt1]

wtf no reposts you dumb fuck onion bitch

[PowerfulSplicer]

@Some1Had2SayIt1 "2011 top story" way to stay on top of things, champ.

[prestellad]

People are disliking because it's a repost.

[neddur1]

xD

[Gamer1990100]

LOL the CGI part was great.

[swagzilla3000]

reposts? seriously?

[dmvallaccess]

LOL Bin Ladin had a Super Big Gulp and a Chilli & CHeese hot dog in his hand when they shot him. LMAO They had to break the wall to get him out and fork lift him into the helicopter. Yall stupid for that one Onion. haha

[kansaskrystal]

Lol

[Orrintl]

Lol

[koffeekage]

lol i was on watch at my barracks when the report came on the tv in the lounge it made being on watch all night worth it.

[airsoftIreland602]

Why are people so fuckin' stupid it obviously a repost this is just there "biggest" story of 2011 thats why it says "2011 Top Story" get some fuckin' common sense you stupid cunts.

[Peddant]

Just do Jim and Tracy interviews.

[Steve7508]

Oh, they found Bin Laden? Wow. Why is no-one else reporting this???????????????!

[mirrorseye]

pretty sure all the dislikes are from insecure obese people lols

[mirrorseye]

aahahahahaha! great animation!!

[HaztaUK]

GOVERNMENT TOOK MY BABY !!! THEY TOOK MY BABY

[TGAreaper]

REPOST!!

[Danny77uk]

this is old?

[fire1ce]

LOL perfect ending.

[hotbeefo]

Bagsy I get the skull!

[theRockapotomus1]

Onion. Please, MORE TODAY NOW!

[descreto]

Repost?

[P0IS0N]

I hoped for Brooke's cleavage when I clicked on this video, and there it is!

[LordEyli]

If you're going to upload an old video, don't do it at all. Come on.