Ugh. This brings back Circuit City nightmares. I could sell the crap out of computer setups, software, and peripherals, but no one wants to spend an extra 30% on a warranty plan. And the "Sunday school" for non-performers... right after the manager got done doing Bible studies on the phone with his mother.
I used to work at CC also. The only difference was that I would actually sell the shit out of accessories and extended warranties, but it didn't matter. I got paid and treated the same as the no-selling no-caring retards who were smoking j's in the back of the warehouse.
Yep, and look at them now. Going non-commission was what took the last bit of motivation to give a damn.
Don't get me wrong; I did everything to the plan, used the damn brochures and would go through 10 minutes of rebuttals, but you simply can't force broke hillbillies to spend $100 on a $350 eMachine that they won't ever use. Almost 1/3 of the staff (different each week) would be in almost every weekend. Obviously it wasn't the sales plan, but the employees!
"because only one thing that matters in this life, and that is to get them to sign protection plans"
I worked at Best Buy for 4 years and that line is absolutely true. They brought us in for extra "sales meetings" if "our numbers" were not high enough and those meetings were almost as bad as this guy.
I am entertained, nice video..
samanthaperkins1230 3 months ago
U call yourself a salesman?
No I call myself Joseph.
NEWBBQ 1 year ago
You came here in a Hyundai, I came here in a Hyundai with leather. LOL!
Tylerxy 1 year ago
My favorite part is 1:14 through 1:18.
"You LOL'ing NOW?!?!?"
Brilliant.
jde28 2 years ago
(stands up and applauds)...Well done!
newpowermoves 2 years ago
this is fucking inspired
chrisharvey9 2 years ago
HAHAHA
ripley450 2 years ago
lol nice
Garretron 2 years ago
"you drove here with a Honda i drove here with a Honda with Leather seats"
haha.
Now that craciked me up.
Y2JROCKFAN 3 years ago
@Y2JROCKFAN
He said Hyundai, not Honda.
JAVMAN83 1 year ago
@JAVMAN83 it sounds like he is saying Honda though...
Y2JROCKFAN 1 year ago
my name is Powned you cause i just Fucken Owned you! lol
impulsewithMiggyVee 3 years ago
This is fucking terrible.
Gorgeface 3 years ago
LOL, the funniest thing ever
nickyripper 3 years ago
Ugh. This brings back Circuit City nightmares. I could sell the crap out of computer setups, software, and peripherals, but no one wants to spend an extra 30% on a warranty plan. And the "Sunday school" for non-performers... right after the manager got done doing Bible studies on the phone with his mother.
Yuck. I only wish this were a joke.
Rurne 3 years ago
I used to work at CC also. The only difference was that I would actually sell the shit out of accessories and extended warranties, but it didn't matter. I got paid and treated the same as the no-selling no-caring retards who were smoking j's in the back of the warehouse.
Retail in a joke.
pratikh 2 years ago
Yep, and look at them now. Going non-commission was what took the last bit of motivation to give a damn.
Don't get me wrong; I did everything to the plan, used the damn brochures and would go through 10 minutes of rebuttals, but you simply can't force broke hillbillies to spend $100 on a $350 eMachine that they won't ever use. Almost 1/3 of the staff (different each week) would be in almost every weekend. Obviously it wasn't the sales plan, but the employees!
Dead horse, stick, etc.
Rurne 2 years ago
So good... I love the G4 parodies.
lolzr0xx0r 3 years ago
At first i was not that impressed, but after the first minute this thing got really funny. Good job.
ttwodollarrs 3 years ago
Being a fan of the Glenngarry Glen Ross film, this is a fantastic parody of the opening scene; it had me in fits of laughter.
Well done guys
DJGatecrasher 3 years ago
Good gosh! The person doing Baldwin's role is FANTASTIC!
TheErinyes 3 years ago
good one guys! There are alot of bad clips of this.....this one rules!
mdigital21 3 years ago
I'm never working in the electronics industry after hearing that. The Baldwin guy was pretty good, they all were.
mistersmith6000 3 years ago
"because only one thing that matters in this life, and that is to get them to sign protection plans"
I worked at Best Buy for 4 years and that line is absolutely true. They brought us in for extra "sales meetings" if "our numbers" were not high enough and those meetings were almost as bad as this guy.
skybirdx2 3 years ago
"You can't sell extended warranties? You can't sell 1080PHD's? Fine! Go home and tell it to your online community!
believingmom 3 years ago 2
"You couldn't sell a Nintendo to a kid at a fat camp" HaHa....Ha
believingmom 3 years ago 2
The Joystick part crack me up.Now that's control.
davidkbarcus 3 years ago
1st prize is an iPod Dock.
2nd prize is a set of Master Chief refrigerator magnets.
3rd your fired.
4th prize is a dozen donuts.
davidkbarcus 3 years ago 6
Yeah, I want the dozen donuts!
skybirdx2 3 years ago
This thing should be way more famous!!! The brass joystick...
HooksGambit 3 years ago 3
A Hyundai, with leather seats and everything.
Mambovista 4 years ago 3
I'd buy a Sega Genesis from that guy.
ak3647 4 years ago 5