Mike Marino - Italian President

[RealKengeki]

Hands down THE funniest I've laughed in months, and the funniest clip on this entire channel.

[RealKengeki]

@RealKengeki hardest*

[mohab18]

He is a funny comedian, but pretty sure 2 Jersey guys won't go to Afganistan when they know that sh1t is crowded with crazy fanatics.

[kountPHERLOCKula]

i wish he was on the sopranos

[SessionR]

You wouldn't know how - but it would be over!

[Rpatel333]

Best line: "Hey Vinny, hit him with the bat"

[creamboyzone]

i love italians--no shit--all real

[Haze993]

Baghdad ain't afghanistan....LOL

[briskrogue]

More of this guy, holy shit hes hilarious

[dmckoy91]

lol so this cave has a door to kick down

[Machseh]

@dmckoy91 Ever play Oblivion? |: All caves have doors. Universal law.

[ChikoZokite]

im mad tht the ad is the godfather game XD



[SwingBlade220]

Lol at jenk

[jengkiesville]

choose asian for president and we'll send ninja lol :p

[GooshtGaming]

@jengkiesville more like calculators and accountants

[SwingBlade220]

Hahaha What he said is so true Italian for President 2012 . starting me Bruno :)

[tasha18tasha]

This guy is really good :)

[InfinateSkills]

Love this guy, this Italian thing is halarious....

[benjie414]

n.j. is the worst state.  but the whole east coast from maine to virginia is horrible.

[30seconds2impact]

Make 'em an offer they can't refuse... ;D

[krunkaintdead69]

I think he watches too many gangster movies....

[draginofwar]

damn you censor!!

[sourDeez2]

this guy should be way more famous

[sagerette]

well Italy is going backrupt.. so dosnt seem like Italians are that good :P

[Vfyhr]

@sagerette Don't worry about it ;)

[JRios270]

I love Italians

[heatbucspies55]

I knew he was gonna say "Don't worry about it"

[Peztrumentals]

:17 looks like he's smokin a blunt

[test123ok]

Fuck at 0:55 - 0:59 he reminded me of Al Pacino and right after that De Niro

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

man he is so freaking funny!!

[TheLogicOfMe]

Here's what i'm gonna do for you, HEY VINNY! hit him with the bat.

[mrtundra45]

"hey osama, pull up a rock i gotta talk to ya"

[spritedblue]

damn. now i'd want an italian president.

[Damage961]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE ITALIAN PRIMINISTER !!!

[artythizza]

Anyone notice that this was posted on the same day Osama died?

[renjifan109]

I'd vote for that Italian president.

[alexzaharcu]

Osaaamaaaa !!! ...LMFAO

[Oxyfresch]

for some reason he reminds me of Mafia (the game).

funny guy :D

[passiveMenis]

Not funny

[TehLesbian]

why does he hold his hand like hes holding a join? xD thats skitsofrenic xD

[021jaguar]

it reminds me of mafia 2

[mutedmakequiet]

this is like jersey shore gone smart and/or witty and/or funny

[Slambertmilam11]

I love that his idle hand position is miming holding a cigarette and glass :P

[blick1986]

He is so fucking funny:-D

[Vortex289]

This is probably true as well.

[bluryflury]

lmao!!! pull up a rock I gotta tell you about something LMAO!

[Pandasarecool441]

Represening Jersey! <3

[iHacksorzz]

32 cents a gallon...so you'd loot someones gas without paying them for it, after you invade their country and destroy their cities for no reason.

[Jllucky8]

@iHacksorzz they don't produce "gas" in the middle east

[iHacksorzz]

@Jllucky8 actually they do, Qatar is the biggest or 2nd biggest gas reserves in the middle east. Iraq has one of the biggest gas and petrol reserves in the middle east. Gas in america is simply a nick name for petrol around the world. There you go.

[Jllucky8]

@iHacksorzz We buy crude oil by the barrel not gas.

[Smilekrieg]

@iHacksorzz what deep and insightful social commentary on this fictional president invented by a stand-up comedian. You're stupid.

[riotpoliceTRELL]

is he holding something or does it just look it it haha

[xxLALAxx98]

i love his accenttttt <33

[thejackal0pe]

ay vinnie!

hit em wit da bat.

he dead?

good steal the rugs.

Thats exactly how it would go down too!

[CriTicOfsOrts]

this guy sucked ass

[MrBlemph]

I love his fake cigarette.

[Mercedesbenzrox]

What president is this about?

[TheLaughFactory]

@Mercedesbenzrox He is making up a new President.

[abdullazeidan]

@TheLaughFactory lol im arab and i laughed man this nigga is funny as hell! , italian mafia all the fucking way!

[TheLeontv]

@TheLaughFactory i wish a president was like this lol

[virtuvianTrace]

@TheLaughFactory i think it should be illegal for Italians to be president in america why two names Caligula and Nero. LOOK IT UP

[aledelverne]

@Mercedesbenzrox  The next...

[Shadenightfall]

lol this part was the funniest  boom osamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[13doinurmomz13]

hey im italian and mexican

[AlastorDarkAngel]

lol superb

[straaler5]

no new jersey italians. can't imagine pauly D or the situation running america anytime soon.

[Jacko587ify]

VINNEY hit him with the bat

[josejurafoo]

funny

[robwilco1]

Damn... so Jersey shore guys actually have a purpose in life.. it would be weird seing Pauly D as a preseident... the limo would pull up to the white house and he'd be like ˝THE CAB IS HERE˝ :D

[Deroliebe]

pull up a rock HAHA



[XxxxExclusivexxxX]

hes got a fake accent.

[MrMIcoolJ]

I want Jenna Marbles for president because she has a really good outlook on life

[axelfighter15]

Thumbs up for Vinnie.....and bats :)

[monkeypies3]

"poof" OSAMA!!

[klpzfff]

@monkeypies3 best moment ever!

[starfox991]

Irony at its finest

[axelfighter15]

Hey Vinnie....hit him with the bat....

END OF THE WAR!!!!

[amartinjoe]

Tony Soprano!

[jelly1441]

AND WHAT, AND WHAT!!!? HUH!? WHO EVER SAID ITALIANS DIDNT KNOW WAR!!!? ....LOL WE ARE DA WAR!!!! HAHAHAHA i love being Italian....lol

[JanuaryRayne70]

@jelly1441 High 5! fellow Italian ;)

[jelly1441]

@JanuaryRayne70

haha thanks haha!

[SuperCitrusFruit]

man this guy is fuckin hillarious!

[XxBLAKWINTERxX]

HEY ITS SUNNY!!

[oliverandm]

hehe genius

[bandiit17]

Haha Best idea ever!! lol

[rustedromeo]

@votumseparatum1 Just find it sad that because someone else in time has had the same idea as i had that it must mean i stole it from someone else.

[votumseparatum1]

*sarcasm.

[bourquechris]

Hmmmm. Seems that we (N.Amer. -New Roman Empire) dealt with Osama......or not.??,,,,

[r33cer]

This guy is great! lmao here

[blakka91]

ahaha great^^

[1XxnathanxX1]

he called him bin? haha

[rustedromeo]

I love watching fake italian tough guys get their ass whooped for talking mad shit thinking that a few mobster movies somehow makes him the toughest guy around..

[votumseparatum1]

@rustedromeo Did you just steal that from Eddie Murphy's Raw? LOL. It's the same line too.

[rustedromeo]

@votumseparatum1 Imagine that. I said something someone else said. It's almost like out of the millions of people in the face of the planet , What are the chances that someone else could have a similar thought. That IS crazy. I must of stolen that idea from someone else because everyone knows that people are not able of independent thought , you have to get them from movies and a music and comedians. If you feel likewise to that form of art, it means your just copying it.

[Midas6489]

Now steal the rugs, let's get out of here. LOL.

[zoeykillah]

"Hit him with a bat."

[ADitttyIsLegit46]

this is true. :P im italian and happy to say.. WE GET THINGS DONE BABY!!

[pkil232]

@ADitttyIsLegit46 like what?

[ADitttyIsLegit46]

@pkil232 lmfaoo dont worry about it ;P

[pkil232]

@ADitttyIsLegit46 you sound like a jackass.

[ADitttyIsLegit46]

@pkil232 oh.. sorry to give you that impression :( im honestly not..... i was just joking around...

[ADitttyIsLegit46]

@pkil232 well then.. im sorry for coming off that way but .. if thats what you think. nice talkin to yea.

[ShimariXAkiaru4eva]

Damn we culda saved hella time if we had jst listen to mario xD

[snorgisborg2]

that was hilarious

[TheTallAsianKid]

i love how he keeps pretending he has a cig in his hand

[elcondepatula]

@raymondkhoury  about Ten years later...he would have died of old age soon,

[benniquaid]

Take the cannoli

[archmagus666]

usama wheres the gabagool.no gabagool BANG!:D

[EnzoCheLatino]

Black people settle the fuck down, this are jokes, nathing more.

[americandiamond101]

Obama is doing an awesome job as president. Bush got us into a lot of the problems we face today. When Obama got elected, America was in a horrid state, but we're progressively improving. And please stop fighting, in this time of intense struggle, Americans need to band together, not fight about national leaders. We're all Americans and that's what matters.

[lilrick98]

@americandiamond101 well said!

[tkeeg21]

the italian president for got to make osama and offer he couldnt refuse

[emmamartini]

perfect timing...plus at first, i thought he was smoking a roach haha

[Sergeyssels]

He is really enjoying that invisible weed :p

[vvp11]

@Sergeyssels hes pretending to have a toothpick.

[chicityjoka]

@Sergeyssels its a cigar

[Baalath]

@Sergeyssels when did you see an italian mobster smoking weed? That's the way they hold and smoke regular cigarettes.

[Brzbrngr]

I didn't think I was gonna laugh at this, but I did hahahha

[Antwnhs92]

EPIC.

[Hrko1992]

hahahah hes good xD

[xenniex2]

@unclesoflaugh Pretty sure you know absolutely nothing about the state of IItaly. You are probably one of those idiots that think every country besides America is a shithole. Even though America is most definitely a shithole right now ...

[SnappleFactsRock]

@xenniex2 italy is a state?

[bbphnix]

@xenniex2 the Italian media is owned by your prime minister who is also a nymphomaniac; plus the mafia in Sicily is still there after 200 years;

not exactly top-notch

[xenniex2]

@bbphnix I'm not Italian and both those things do not make a country a shithole.

[bbphnix]

@xenniex2 no, not a shithole at all; especially since it's in the core of the EU;

but by Western european standards, it's pretty fucked up;

[MBjarno]

@unclesoflaugh their president is a asshole the country is beautiful and working?

[vleeium]

@unclesoflaugh

How so? Have you been to Italy?

[unclesoflaugh]

@vleeium i live there

[TheLaughFactory]

@unclesoflaugh Mike is talking more about American Guidos than people from the country Italy.

[NaiJorJul]

@TheLaughFactory Well someone from Italy couldn't run for president of America.

[ROGERGOLDEAGLE]

@TheLaughFactor  ....... he did say an italian from jersey.....

[bobbybishopbuffalo]

@unclesoflaugh talk about stereotyping

[Dragon6494]

@unclesoflaugh have you ever been to Italy

[sunburningstare]

@unclesoflaugh talking about italian americans, they all think they are tony soprano

[luciferiexcelsil]

@unclesoflaugh Italy a shithole? it's not that different from the U.S really.

[kelkka7]

@raymondkhoury yes, they sent the italians after all...

[ckyfan8291]

The only thing i trust Italians with is my fuckin pizza...

[vleeium]

@ckyfan8291

I am guessing you are the Ed Hardy wearing type.  Have you been to Italy? Have you heard of Prada, Gucci, Dolce Gabanna, Zegna...?

[ElWeyChingon]

@ckyfan8291 lmao

[SeanMusicFreak]

Was this planned? Or just really good timing?

[snoopyloopy]

@SeanMusicFreak more like really bad timing amirite

[CrazyiPhonelover445]

I love being Italian :D

[mark51397]

@raymondkhoury after 10 years.

[harrypmgs]

hahahahahahaha so good

[glitchnoise]

Pull up a rock. Ha..

[hossboss96]

yar har har. black people be doin like this, but while people always speak proper. can we please get a comic that doesnt just make weak, tired, stereotype jokes.

[glitchnoise]

@hossboss96 thats pretty much what ever comedian does.

[dirtbikemike204]

1̶.̶O̶s̶a̶m̶a̶ ̶B̶i̶n̶ ̶L̶a̶d̶e̶n̶ 2.Waldo 3.Carmen Sandiego

[TheLaughFactory]

@dirtbikemike204 #LOL

[benzagel]

@dirtbikemike204 hahaha

[robertgaudlitz]

@dirtbikemike204 you just made my day :D

[mundabi]

@raymondkhoury took them 10 fuckin years tho

[StephonST]

He has an imaginary joint in his hand

[colonel081]

a cowboy sent the military over could not find him in 8yrs...

a black man takes control of the military does the job in sloppy fasion in 4yrs...

an italian would have done it in 1day cleaner than crystal and been awake for 12hrs of that day!

[frenchirishcatholic]

instead, this Italian-American went on to be a DJ known as DJ Pauly D

[FutureMarine246]

@raymondkhoury bushes program found him, 

[MarlonZ23]

@FutureMarine246

what program was that? When he first came into office Obama told the Intelligence community that finding Bin Laden was their #1 priority. He gave the order to raid the compound, give the president and our serve members the credit they deserve.

[FutureMarine246]

@MarlonZ23 obama hasn't done anything good in his term

[BootyBot]

@FutureMarine246 except be the president who killed bin laden but that's no big deal

[aydin690]

@FutureMarine246 He's still doing way better than that retard, bush.

[FutureMarine246]

@aydin690 have you been paying attention, bush did a much better job, obama is screwing up our country

[soccrroxmysox]

pull up a rock , i gotta tell you something.

[faisalkfpm]

yeah, we'd like our oil back.

[charmer492]

@faisalkfpm finders keepers losers weepers

[faisalkfpm]

@charmer492 no thats cheating I'm telling your mommy

[willminkorea2010]

Great- especially the "Godfather II" reference (if you didn't catch it, watch the movie).

[glitchnoise]

@willminkorea2010 which part? can't watch the whole movie...

[willminkorea2010]

@glitchnoise The part about the carpets. It's in Godfather II when young Vito Corleone (played by DeNiro) and young Clemenza (played by Bruno Kirby) steal carpets from a house.

[glitchnoise]

@willminkorea2010 Ohh I thought it implied that Osama had fine Persian handcrafted carpets.