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  • Balls

  • robin trying to speak black is less believable than howard doing the same

  • LIL GUMP

  • Well atleast he's not in jail for a dui or known for some paris hilton shit

  • YEYEYE!

  • hip hop/rap will never die like disco or any other form of music that we all wish would just go away...it is HERE 2 STAY

  • "I got to studys for my MCATs fuckar." ROTFL @3:39

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  • looooooooooooooooooool

  • chet's mom should have swallowed him when she had the chance, but insted now theres another rich asshole "rapping" about a "hard" life. only street that boy would know is the driveway he parks his 100k bmw on. chet has money, but not a dam thing to give to society, nothing good atleast.

  • word up

  • Reminds me of Steve Martins line, "I was born a poor black child!"

  • Jesus Christ, Baba Booey, he was born in 1977... no, boff, wait.... he's 15.... no, I meant he;s 20.

  • too funny.

  • B RAD From tha BOO Yall

  • This fag is the real life "Malibu's Most Wanted"

  • wiggers suck

  • this kid looks like a douche

  • To all these people saying 'I hate it when white people talk like black people'- you're missing the point. This an issue of class and status, not a racial issue. Black people do not come out of the womb saying "mutha fucka". Just because the majority of 'ghetto' people and rappers are black does not mean that a white person can't have had the same upbringing and manner of speaking. That being said, Chet comes from a wealthy family, meaning that he is very obviously putting on a 'ghetto' accent.

  • This guy is a joke!!! Wake up white losers!

  • YEAAAAA BIAATCHHHH. Fucking douche.

  • I had a film class with him last year. He fell asleep every day during class and dropped out halfway through the quarter

  • Fuck this kid soft as a bitch

  • that kid is a fuckin sell out

  • @masterbenis lol, this kid isn't a sell out.. sell out implies that he had some sort of principles to begin with that he abandoned for money and fame. this little shit was born into money and fame, he doesn't have any principles to sell out. this kid is just a joke.

  • well think of it this way. Mark Wahlberg was also a terrible white rapper, wasn't he?

  • @masterbassist93 Remember Vanilla Ice ? :) uggggggh

    Fun clip!

  • @dummytree course i do, and now he's on HGTV. so it seems that ANYTHING is alright for white people to do besides rap

  • @masterbassist93 true i was watching "feel the vibration" after i watched "The Fighter" WOW He has come a long way!

  • @catherineteacher77 oh uyeah. and the departed, he got an oscar nomination over dicaprio, damon, AND nicholson for supporting actor

  • Stab u n the pee hole w a ski pole mutha fucka what a hip hop wanna be junkie in another way what a jackass!!!!!

  • dude this is so funny'!!!! loving it!!!

  • You simply cant defend Chet Haze unless you happen to be another upper class wigger...

  • My favorite part is when Howard says, "I'll stab you with a ski pole in your peep hole? Okay... I'm down with that."

  • This guy's actually pretty good, regardless of what Howard says. He starts off corny and slow but he hits his beat toward the end.

  • @StormSong8 UUUUUMMMMM. NO.

  • This is just street. It's a style.

    If you people grew up in the right circle of friends, you'd understand.

  • @RevivalOfBuzzBuzz Yeah..., They're called posers.

  • sometimes Howard interrupts the tapes WAY TOO MUCH!!!! OMFG.....

  • ROFL Unreal this is Tom hanks son...

  • When black guys do this...they're obviously the dregs of society who are just the biggest pieces of shit that the ghetto can possibly produce. If you think that's racist then shove it up your ass because I don't care. But when white guys do this, (especially rich white guys,) then this has reached a whole new level of wiggerdom that's so funny it's unbearable! And it's funny for all the wrong reasons! People are laughing AT this piece of shit...not with him! Wiggers are real human shit! lol

  • @MrSchultzstaffel Well said.

  • That stupid cunt robin is more of an embarasment that this kid

  • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID....BOOOOOOM MUTHAFUCKA

  • I don't even know what to type......right now I'm embarrassed to be white.

  • @eltrut96 hahaha don't worry man, nobody takes Chet Haze seriously

  • @Chilltown95 Thanks....you calmed me down. lol

  • 6:10 is pure gold!

  • Dr. Suess music, sam I am, green eggs and ham, don't need no talent, pretend your a man. That shit requires zero talent,any fool can make up a nursery rhyme.Half the time they just add their own bullshit lyrics to someone elses song.It used to be called plagerism,now its called sampling.The tool of an uncreative mind.Hopefully hip hop will die like disco.

  • Is Chet Haze Malibu's Most Wanted? Sounds like it

  • He looks cute.

  • rap sucks, but this guy is pretty hot from the picture

  • Hey, I agree with you on the old school hip hop....MUCH better than the stuff put out today....I do, however, take offense to you saying that the Jonas Bros. make "music"....

  • this kid is a total douche.

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  • @DOw0rkk i was pissing about.... fuckin idiot

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  • @TheGRH1994 that is the worst line i have ever heard

  • @CQ1981331 it was taking the piss.... fucking idiot

  • @TheGRH1994 god you suck at rapping

  • @CQ1981331 jst say the same thing klkl

  • Man, this by-far, is the best "bit" of the year. When Howard says "YoYoYo, Mutha Fucka" I about lose my mind.

  • This bit could hold my attention for hours. Too funny.

  • my cousin goes to north western and he says that chet hanks is a douche bag who gets beat up by the blacks all the time.. lol

  • @NICKWAPPERER117 Why would that happen? Does he have a bad character?

  • @Alta626 haha lol

  • yo yo im a hard gansta motha fuckin cock suckuh

  • A friend of mine goes to Northwestern and apparently he's a tool.

  • What a fucking douchebag. This proves that rap requires ZERO talent.

  • @levelle8075 It does require talent. The Jonas Brothers make music with guitars, does that mean all guitar music requires no talent? Of course not. Don't make idiotic generalisations about a genre you clearly know nothing about. Investigate some old school hip hop and you might then realise that there are some seriously great lyricists in hip hop.

  • the dude's not a bad rapper. everybody get off howard's dick

  • got to study for my mcats muthafucka

  • He's hot.

  • LOL. 

  • Lmfao

  • o_0 wow......

  • there's a group of hip hop guys from la coming for chet haze. it's all over the news. they want to shoot this kid. tom haze better get his son out of the game fast

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  • No white person talks like a black person naturally. Whats he going to rap about a cap gun from his childhood. This is a disgrace to rapgame. He probally would never talk like that around his grandma. This dude has the most ungangsta voice I have ever heard. STAB YOU IN THE PEE HOLE WITH A SKEE POLE. These lyrics are wack son.

  • @instantkarma257 i hate you for saying rap game

  • gary i'm sorry? WHAT? what happen to your balls howard?

  • @Anomaly0o yes Chet Haze is def wrecking... He's wrecking hip-hop

  • "My homey just showed me this beat"??? lmfao. If u like Chet Haze your sadder than HE is. In fact, wiggers of the world unite, join hands &walk walk into heavy traffic. Lol

  • Chet Haze is a no talent wigger... Tom Hanks is ashamed.

  • gotta study for my MCATs mothafacka! .... roflmao

  • the chet haze fans defending him here are just as hilarious as this clip.

    Chet is a fucking douche

  • I agree to some degree, but any one can rap it's just what you chose to rap about. But stern is a racist. wigger.....for real? he's one letter off from what he real want to say. robin's uncle Tom ass should check him but massa pays her good lol Tom hanks's son is blacker then robin's old cracker ass lol

  • @dirtyofpluto uncle tom? It's 2011 you fucking idiot.

  • howard is hilarious in this piece. priceless

  • hes a phony cant even rap about something real because hes not real, 4 GLOCKS!!! r u kidding me dude im an ex marine buddy if i pulled a 45 on you i guarantee you would drop that act fast as fuk!

  • @whitetigger88 No one cares your a marine. Im a gangsta I kill you son.

  • what a motherfukin douche, drop the stupid act kid put on a fukin suit and be who you are stop bein a follower and prentending to be a rapper you suk your a rich white boy you probably learned to talk that way from listning to rap not from gon to the hood...... i digress, hes just a freakin lame ass punk.

  • YEAH CHEST HAZE IS WREKKIN EM >>>> KILLIN EM!!! LIKE A REAL MOFO TAKE A SEAT AND LISTEN TO the BEAT BOY BREAK IT DOWN YALL JUST CLOWNS SITTIN ON UR AssES

  • F robin

  • F robin

  • Chat Haze, a one big spoiled pathetic piece of shit. Now, considering who's his father, I am not surprised.

  • A nigger wanna be!!! How fucking pathetic!! Really feel sorry for Tom Hanks!! Having a worthless son like this!!

  • Tom hanks! he had his foot on ma neck!

    I about died laughing at that part

  • YO YO YO!!! Lifes like a box-O-chocolates MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

  • @N0GGINB0NKER  hahhahahahahahhahahan im dying lolol

  • Paul Mooney writer on Chappelle Show , nailed this shit on his assessment of Hollywood being crazy, talking about Tom Cruize starring in The Last Samurai, Brad Pitt starring in The Mexican... Mooney says, "Well I've written a film, maybe they'll produce that, its

    called The Last Nigger On Earth, starring Tom Hanks"... Mooney hit the bullseye close enough... /watch?v=BfAEgUKUIzc

  • and they say hip hop is dead.........

  • Yea I gotta agree with Stern this fucking moron is just unbelievable. I can't believe what i'm hearing.LOL

  • for once i agree with the jew that rich fucl\k is a douche

  • @bigfatjohn120 All ghetto people talk like that. There is no such thing as a racial accent. Ebonics/Ghetto is what your thinking of, not "Black accent" Since when is there a black nation that would make black a nationality? Think about what you just said and feel free to feel stupid.

  • Who doesn't do stupid things at that age. Stop teasing him. You'll give him an eating disorder.

  • @bigfatjohn120 Black guys dont talk like that. Black isnt a nationality or accent.

  • @chipseinfeld8 "your"??

  • Just as good as the rappers I hear on the radio today which are ALL shit.

  • Wiggers are only good for comic relief!!! I like it when they threaten violence over the internet....

  • k seriously. I actually met hank's daughter years ago. They lived in Pacific Palisades,

  • Howard is the f**ckin man

  • Lmfao

  • Lol This dude will have to work really really hard to get even a little bit of respect in the rap game.

  • @blackmessenger88 So true!

  • Holy cow! This kid is a fucking douchebag.

  • "His dad's Forrest Gump: rap about that!"

    genius.

  • Destroyed by Howard Stern! The Best!

  • In Canada you have black guys who grew up in cities here and sound like U.S. rappers. How'd they pick up these american accents and body mannerisms?  Imitation. Just like this guy. So both white and black kids pick up these attitudes and styles.

  • this shit is way too funny

  • CMON SON

  • his dad was forrest gump rofl

  • "what are you talking bout willis" LOL!!!

  • Oh let's all talk shit 'cause there has never been a white, rich rapper.

  • This kid has no genuine edge to his music

  • Chet Haze doesn't even talk the way Howard stern is doing his impression;even in the part they keep playing repeatedly.Stern is exaggerating way too much over here.And when Will Smith's son raps there is no problem.But all hell breaks loose when Tom Hanks' son raps; just because he is white? And they are criticizing for referencing TV? At least he is not being poser there. People should understand by now that you don't have to be black or poor to be a rapper. and a rapper can talk about anything

  • @sujalsalman No, it sucks when Will Smith's son raps too. It sucks when anybody raps. Nice try, Chet but you should get back to your school work and stop pretending to be your "fans" on the internet.

  • @farawayreach HAHA VERY FUNNY! when you say something like 'it sucks when anybody raps' it just goes to show your ignorance.I am not saying he is a good rapper or anything. But why should it stop him from doing what he likes to do. He likes this genre of music and wants to be a part of it. I don't see anything wrong with that. May be he will get better if he keeps practicing. I am just saying you can be a rapper without being poor. You just have to handle different subject matter.

  • @sujalsalman you're lame. please die.

  • @partyman147 Obviously if someone says something logical that would seem lame to you since you don't have a fully functional brain to think it through. So I don't blame you for saying something whack like that since you can't help but be stupid.

  • @sujalsalman LOL you get so mad from a tiny insult.

    you really are lame.

  • @partyman147 lmfao...Was that a comeback little girl??? GTFO.

    Honestly though, Why would you diss me in the first place. I did not say anything to you. If you did not like what I said you could have just said why you don't like it or why you disagree. If you are gonna give me shit I am not gonna just sit there and take it

  • @sujalsalman tbh, you're really amusing me, seeing you mad, is making me laugh irl.

    and believe me, if i wanted to insult you, i would insult you.

  • @partyman147 Ohhhh really?? oooooooooo...I am scared now. Damn I gotta go hide somewhere!!

    fyi I wasn't mad. I was just pointing out the obvious

  • @sujalsalman you're just making yourself look stupid, you're saying you're not mad, when the obvious thing is, you actually are mad.

  • @partyman147 I don't know man. Based on what you have been saying your judgement can't really be trusted. I am through with this tbh. I ain't wasting anymore time on this

  • @sujalsalman That's good for you, stopping the conversation will make you look a little less dumb.

  • @partyman147 goddamn bro!you are like a piece of gum stuck to a shoe...you would not just get off. Thought you could take a hint but obviously I overestimated your comprehension skill.and you are not saying anything smart either.Seems like all you know to say is ohh you are lame, you are stupid or something of that sort. You know what I will be the bigger man here and let you have the last word. Just come up with something witty.I would not even reply.Hopefully that will help you sleep at night.

  • @sujalsalman what happen to not wasting anymore time?

    a man who doesn't even follow his own word? damn, you really do suck.

  • @sujalsalman dude the first lyric is "I'll stab you with a ski pole in yo' pee hole" you are not winning this argument

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  • @theman1187 Totally agree that this guy has awful lyrics. But I am gonna be fair with @sujalsalman here...He was not talking about Chet Haze's lyrical ability. So I feel like you brought an invalid point on that. I am not taking any shots at you...Just saying

  • @FireElf99 what is sujalsalman's argument, I think it's "Rich people can rap they just have different subject matter." My comment about how terrible his lyrics are is 100% valid here.

  • @FireElf99 Couldn't agree with you more. I was gonna say the same thing

  • my dad was in da da vinci .... code?!

  • lets beat will smith with a tube sock full of oranges until we juice them and when he asks why we wont tell him cause he will already know why O_O

  • Tom Hanks is probably the whitest actor in Hollywood, no fuckin way his son thinks he's ghetto.

  • Hahaha

  • This is the funniest shit ever.

  • Hanks must want to hide his head in the ground!

  • wow i didnt know "yo" was owned by black people...and Wow, rich people don't use drugs or go to prison.....and I never heard a black person with a bad made up black voice til now. I think alot of the hatred comes from the fact that color lines are bluring today and they're passe "black is different and odd"...he is worried about Rodney King he is getting out of hand...LMAO I guess White people cant worry about police brutality.

  • Damn This was too funny.. Howards the man.

  • Can you buy street cred?

  • Oh got chet is like a real life B-Rad from the movie Malibus most wanted hahah

  • what a spoiled little pretentious shit. he has no idea what life in the ghetto is like.

  • Eminem is going to play Chet in the upcoming

    CHET HAZE 3D MOVIE.

  • I listen to Chet Haze only when Im on Meth.

  • You know what at least Chet's voice is not as high pitched and nasal like Eminem. I swear that boy Em voice can get annoying to listen to at times.

  • Wish Artie was there....He would've did his Biggie Smalls impression lol

  • Yo Yo Yo After I get my learn on, I gotta get it on wax niggas!

  • I could listen to Howard go after wiggers all day.

  • Muslims are gay

  • I hate that everyone thinks that in order to be a rapper, you have to be black and from the ghetto. Most rappers that ARE famous that people think are tough- like fake ass snoop- or "are we there yet" Ice cube- Those guys are just as fake. It's entertainment- Most of the rappers of today are all bullshit anyway.

  • @Klankumz True, but they had credibility until they ruined it. Chett Haze shits all over his by opening his mouth or existing.