when Kratos died his essence travelled the reforming world
until settling into the womb of Chuck Norris' mum who passed it onto Chuck Norris when he was first conceived in a fiery romance session with the 7 Sages of Badassery, who were founded in honour of Kratos himself
Kratos may have shit Olympus and the Titans which is awesome. But one of Hercules impossible tasks was to knock up all 50 daughters of a king, BEST TASK EVER.
@Handgun777 its a skin in GoWII (besides that the guy that does the voice is also but thats not important)... and makes it even better he's not even a born spartan lol his mom ran there but he does respresent one to the fulliest
If I had done this I would have included a spot for all the times that Kratos was cast down into the Underworld and came back again:
1.Rescuing Helios and defeating Persephone (CoO) 2.Being killed by Ares and climbing back out of his own grave (1) 3.Domain of Death to rescue his brother Deimos (GoS), 4.being killed by Zeus and climbing his way back out again (2) 5.falling from Mt. Olympus into the River Styx then using Hades' soul to slip back and forth between the surface and Underworld (3)
Many years ago, a guy named Chuck Norris went to Greece on a summer vacation. He there met a girl, which he later on had a one night stand with. He returned back to his homeland, and 9 months later the girl had a baby.
His name was Kratos.
(seriously, if you come to think about it xDD.. You know all those beard jokes about Chuck Norris? Kratos has one. Figure it out.)
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES.WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
From all Greek Mythology heroes, Preseus was my favourite. He was putting his life at risk to kill Medusa just to save his beloved mother from marry the king of the village he was living at. I also like Herculesvery much...
who would win kratos or the hulk??
BeastDragon101 1 day ago
How in the Sam hell could you have that much bad luck where you get killed by the same man THREE TIMES, each one worse than the last???
nerdplanet98 2 days ago
i will not let you reach the sisters whoaah !!!10:00
lady08mai 1 week ago
"The sisters are death"...badass
pumping9700 1 week ago
HOLD, DEVIL, POT OF TEA!
Anthraxinternational 1 week ago
God's made a big mistake pissing of the ghost of sparta, kratos!
eddieguerrero122 1 week ago
1:23 Kratos Can't read!
GustaRage 1 week ago
I never did like those 'Gosh of War' games that much. My cousin gave me Gosh of War2 recently, but I just cant get into these games anymore.
TheWaynelds 2 weeks ago
@TheWaynelds gosh de war 2 ? kkkkkkk lol
paulorenari 2 weeks ago
@paulorenari I dont get what you're laughing at, but i said Gosh of War, not Gosh de War.
TheWaynelds 2 weeks ago
@paulorenari gosh de war e kkkkkk? é nois do brasil
kkkkkkkkkk
RafaelMS619 2 weeks ago
kratos cant read???
mansonx9 3 weeks ago
TC Carson man~! :D
PumpkinPumpkinVivi 3 weeks ago
I love how, in number 4, he just casually pulls a sword out of his dying self
SkippyStunts 3 weeks ago
kratos is awsome.only along one man dante
susmitmful 4 weeks ago
NOT YOU AGAIN!
hany259 1 month ago
when i impaled the hydra it was amazing and it was just the begining
MrDrummer1995 1 month ago
read it this coment or.......
xpavast 1 month ago
you again?! lmfao
autumnpixiedust 1 month ago
Kratos don't need weapons to kill people, he only use his awesome
antonioo498 1 month ago
09:56 EPIC
edsonuchila 1 month ago
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godofwar 1 was the best and ive played all, even psp ones
TheULTIMATE450 1 month ago in playlist GOD OF WAR
That voice actor would make a good animated Batman.
Sylar03 2 months ago
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check out my channel for a rap battle Kratos vs King Leonidas!!!
xTomLawson 2 months ago
THE SISTERS........ARE DEAD========>EPIC!
gordoarbelaez 2 months ago
Fucked up, Kratos killed the same dude, three different times. Lmfao.
RojaaZu92 2 months ago
HOLD DEVILS POT OF TEA!
HOLD DEVILS POT OF TEA
HOLD DEVILS POT OF TEA!
NO! DEVILS POT OF TEA MULAN xD
Darkczarek 2 months ago 28
@Darkczarek Lmfao
RojaaZu92 2 months ago
The sisters* are dead.
*pulls sword out of own fucking body!
doublepa14 2 months ago
you should probably update this, you know with the chains of Olympus, ghost of sparta and god of war 3,
TheArmoredCat 2 months ago
I used to kill titans and gods like Kratos, then I took an arrow to the knee.
mrchefcheck 2 months ago
@mrchefcheck anyways, next comment please.
charlie17vxx 2 months ago
eu zerei o god of war 1 2 e 3 e muito loko esse jogo
brunno137 2 months ago
06:08 Aries has good accuracy
Dimi3Infitive 2 months ago in playlist More videos from xenniexTOP10
@Dimi3Infitive Ares*
vixow417 2 months ago
9 is my favorite
adad87821 2 months ago
I love the blood of this game!!
gamersantos1 2 months ago
Where the fuck is "Crossing the Lowlands" from GOW II??? By far one of the most awesome parts of the game.
Bluepwnage1 2 months ago
to avenge his family he murdered all the gods and population of the earth.. what more can u ask for
MoneyR8 2 months ago
Kratos is like ; "Size don't matter, bitch!"
BlackmanTheJock 2 months ago
Number 1 actually is my favourite God Of War moment :D
teatime801 3 months ago
i think this guy made something or someone really angry... ( i know ares xD )
HerrenbachStyle 3 months ago
Top 1 Killers from every continent
America: Chuck Norris
Asia: Kenshiro
Europe: Kratos
Africa: Afro Samurai
Oceania: ? (is that a continent anyways?)
tiagox93 3 months ago
Ghost of Sparta
Owning your gods since 2005
tiagox93 3 months ago
5:49
Zeus: What the...fun???
nhattansuphu 3 months ago
Only kratos kill 1 people 3 times XD
orkun62431 3 months ago 47
when Kratos died his essence travelled the reforming world
until settling into the womb of Chuck Norris' mum who passed it onto Chuck Norris when he was first conceived in a fiery romance session with the 7 Sages of Badassery, who were founded in honour of Kratos himself
Emrald70 3 months ago
killing gods and more ?? KRATOS RULES !!
ahd474 3 months ago
THE 1st SONG????????????????????
XandaR121 3 months ago
Only Jesus and Chuck Norris can beat Kratos
Andreflamerican 3 months ago
shit
deniss830 3 months ago
no lie when kratos faced that Minotaur guarding pandora's box and just stared at it and not blinking was the epitome of bad ass and awesomeness.
sn54 4 months ago
kratos is so badass he plays his game for xbox360 (yes i am well aware it is only for ps2 i have it ) on an nes
TheJedimanman123 4 months ago
i THOUGH IT WAS KRATOS TOP 10 COMMENTS.
EyeLikeElectro 4 months ago
love the video but like some others said gotta now include GOW 3 GoS and CoO but other then that not a bad list
timegoesby24 4 months ago
@Varodunham92 that means Chuck Norris revives himself everyday.
MrGamingAddict1 4 months ago
god of war 3 you can kill alot of gods
Mikejonas1234 4 months ago
I remember when I played the GOW demo on the PS2...
...Was the best game I ever played just from the 1st level.
Toedoog 4 months ago
3:50 this is SPARTA!!
supersmash43 4 months ago
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Kratos may have shit Olympus and the Titans which is awesome. But one of Hercules impossible tasks was to knock up all 50 daughters of a king, BEST TASK EVER.
Mack488 4 months ago
Oh sweet 480p thanks for pointing that out
bati555 4 months ago
I think you need to update this list with the inclusion of 3, Ghost of Sparta, and Chains of Olympus.
wapaha 4 months ago in playlist More videos from xenniexTOP10
One had to be kratos killing zeus' body and killing gaia at the same time
jackboydownie123 4 months ago in playlist More videos from xenniexTOP10
65 people died in the tactical nuke
xCrunkxBudx 4 months ago
Please update this video to include God of War 3!
TheCoolestGeekEver 4 months ago
Chuck Norris?? Meh.. Kratos eats Chuck Norris for breakfast everyday
Varodunham92 4 months ago
kratos acaba com viado do zeus poque tu e pica !!!
wwesleythiago 4 months ago
"I was trying to make you a great.. warrior!"
"You succeeded"
Best dialogue in game history
Black14825 4 months ago
LMAO at #6
akifak47123 4 months ago
kratos is black
convic 4 months ago
@convic lol his not but the one giving him the voice is ;P
4U2Pmiky 4 months ago
@4U2Pmiky yes he is or he's just very tan lol either way its a skin check it out
convic 4 months ago
@convic i think i know "general kratos" :) i only dont have the athena costume and that other guy... idk who... anyway i have all the other costumes
4U2Pmiky 4 months ago
@4U2Pmiky yup that one now doesnt he look black lol im still rolling on the fact that he's not from sparta
convic 4 months ago
@convic how do you know! :O
Handgun777 4 months ago
@Handgun777 its a skin in GoWII (besides that the guy that does the voice is also but thats not important)... and makes it even better he's not even a born spartan lol his mom ran there but he does respresent one to the fulliest
convic 4 months ago
@convic Cool....
Handgun777 4 months ago
If I had done this I would have included a spot for all the times that Kratos was cast down into the Underworld and came back again:
1.Rescuing Helios and defeating Persephone (CoO) 2.Being killed by Ares and climbing back out of his own grave (1) 3.Domain of Death to rescue his brother Deimos (GoS), 4.being killed by Zeus and climbing his way back out again (2) 5.falling from Mt. Olympus into the River Styx then using Hades' soul to slip back and forth between the surface and Underworld (3)
CrazyGamerDragon64 4 months ago
What is the music between the clips ? its sounds really epic
skuruhai001 4 months ago
so when Poseidon dies, = flood. when hades dies = souls escapes hell. when zeus dies = storms and lightnings... and when ares dies = nuke?
27131013490406 4 months ago
@27131013490406 when ares dies = kratos
Nick86486 4 months ago
6:18 WHEN HAPPENDS THAT?!
NumaIAO13 4 months ago
@NumaIAO13 Right after u get the Pandora's Box in God of War 1
CaioMribeiro95 4 months ago
@CaioMribeiro95 Aaaah,you're right. i was shitting in that moment XD
NumaIAO13 4 months ago
This is really nice video!
skuruhai001 5 months ago
The most epic battle of all fucking history will be, beetween kratos and the doom's marine (the old one) endless battle
Xenefor 5 months ago
"You Again" what a poor old man
nayruto 5 months ago
Can someone please tell me where the #4 cutscene was, and which GOW game it was in
BattlefieldGamer13 5 months ago
@BattlefieldGamer13 It's at the very beginning/very end of God of War II dude...have you even played the game?
wedrinkfromtheriver 5 months ago
@wedrinkfromtheriver No
BattlefieldGamer13 5 months ago
Look how far CGI has come since the 1st GOW! And it wasn't even that long ago!! Damn, dude!
Look2Good2Binnocent 5 months ago
My two world for entire live... "You succided."
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6:08 - Longshot
InsomniacLegit 5 months ago
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kratos vs chuck norris............... kratos always wins hands down bitchs
Deathfromabove931 5 months ago
kratos vs chuck norris = kratos always wins hands down bitchs
Deathfromabove931 5 months ago
wow! very good video! i love it! please sub back
13apollonas 5 months ago
what happens if you dont press O there, and zeaus kills you?
metalprinc 5 months ago
@metalprinc He will kill you either way
Darealic 5 months ago
muito bom
54valdete 5 months ago
Kratos makes bald look good lol.
SWKOTOR4 5 months ago 7
muitom bom!
MultiN4rut0 5 months ago
is it just me or does Ares sound like Oghren from dragon age?
TheBanditSteve 5 months ago
does zeus sound like optimus prime or what?!
TheSituASAIN 5 months ago
Many years ago, a guy named Chuck Norris went to Greece on a summer vacation. He there met a girl, which he later on had a one night stand with. He returned back to his homeland, and 9 months later the girl had a baby.
His name was Kratos.
(seriously, if you come to think about it xDD.. You know all those beard jokes about Chuck Norris? Kratos has one. Figure it out.)
MrInsaneMixer 5 months ago
@MrInsaneMixer kratos makes chuck norris look like a bitch
TH6NAM6L6SS 5 months ago 82
@TH6NAM6L6SS chuck norris is zeus dad and kratos granpa
starwalker97 4 months ago
@starwalker97 lols, flawed logic, kronos is zeus's dad, and i will restate, kratos makes chuck norris look like a bitch
TH6NAM6L6SS 4 months ago
@TH6NAM6L6SS stfu i dont care it was a joke get over it
starwalker97 4 months ago
@starwalker97 calm ur shit buddy
TH6NAM6L6SS 4 months ago
@TH6NAM6L6SS how do i calm my shit?
starwalker97 4 months ago
@TH6NAM6L6SS who is chuck norris?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
123gowfan 4 months ago
Kratos, Teacher of the Year at 1:14
DaSmileyz199 5 months ago 2
While everyone is making Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes Kratos jokes...
m1n3t 5 months ago 61
@m1n3t LMAO good one
Handgun777 4 months ago
I REALLY LOVE HOW ZEUS SHOCKS IN THE GRAUND!
terminator572 6 months ago
Kratos Just became...god of war...and ENGLISH IN # 9!!! :D
hydrakson 6 months ago
Tyr is the real god of war. Besides that defeating Odin would have been impossible.
EdwinMarc 6 months ago
Owning zeus should've been 1, aries wasn't that cool.
I loved the one where he FUCKED that guy with the shield.
Stalaheid 6 months ago
I think #5 should say "the Blades of Chaos"
cuz the Chains of Olympus are the chains that bound the Titans to Tartarus or something XD
autumnpixiedust 6 months ago
I kinda feel bad for pressing the circle when Kratos asked the man to read haha
autumnpixiedust 6 months ago
God Of War is my favourite game those who likes thumbs up
20siddharth 6 months ago
u again?no not U Again! man that guy has the worst luck ever!
Blacktemplewarrior 6 months ago
@Blacktemplewarrior LMFAOOOO
autumnpixiedust 6 months ago
esse jogo e louco eu sou fan de kratos
cayolucca 6 months ago
i dont think these giant colossus battles are that cool anymore
the coolest video game battles nowadays are against
people near the same size as the char...(STREET FIGHTER)
remy12341 6 months ago
"The Sisters.....are dead."
Epic.
KrAtOsReViVeD 6 months ago 3
you forgot when he kills hercules!! :P
ISAAC123IsTheName 6 months ago
@ISAAC123IsTheName this is only god of war 1 and 2
Madmelo101 6 months ago
@Madmelo101 my bad XP
ISAAC123IsTheName 6 months ago
thumbs up if kratos is the most baddas game character ever
TheJudgeofhell 6 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES.WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
IAJolly 6 months ago
They should make a movie!
LXLGREENEYEZ19 6 months ago 4
and then god of war 3 came out
dpheezy819 6 months ago
i cant take this song seriously anymore knowing its about a pot of tea
swanton200 6 months ago
the dislike bar is like justin beiber's dick.it only grows when faggots touch it.
andy1166948 6 months ago 3
@andy1166948 how original -.-
HumiIiation 6 months ago
@andy1166948 so tru
Themaster2399 6 months ago
@andy1166948 lol never heard that before xD
AlduinWorldEater 6 months ago
08:05 FATALITY
razvyboss69 7 months ago
kratos now on mk 9 for ps3
razvyboss69 7 months ago
kratos as well as moments of his American idiot
000kratus 7 months ago
so let me get this straight....when kratos kills a god he gets the title and status of that god.
after god of war 3....he has the titles of all the gods as well as their power.....
so in a way, dosent that make him like GOD?
ruling the air the sea the land the sun the tempest and the living and dead.
everything rolled into one.
who else but quaqmire(kratos)?
khwiz1 7 months ago
Doesn't seem like Kratos can read :P
Yadilea 7 months ago 3
if u play ps3 my user is gazah123321
gazahgg 7 months ago
i wish they could make a movie of this...i play these games over and over...love it :)
trini4eva09 7 months ago
kratos has shown us that during a crisis there is always time for a threesome
CrayzeW00kie 7 months ago
u need 2 remake it 2 include the 3rd game :-)
mavanda36 7 months ago
KRATOS RULES
TalonMercenary 7 months ago
but sephiroth would slash him to peaces before kratos could know what hit him!!!
NathanaelADavis 7 months ago
Kratos creates his own sense of logic XD
ThePlatoon4 7 months ago
#6 holy shit i'm now afraid of Kratos xDD
OnePiece405 7 months ago
New #1 Kratos vs Chronos from god of war 3
Slasher9485 7 months ago
@Slasher9485 this video is from 2008. but i agree with u
Ikito23 7 months ago
I love your choices these are some of the most badass Kratos moments
dakotadugger 7 months ago
And of course don't forget that he died and came back to life more than 3 times!!!!
Koulis4all 7 months ago
No doubt Kratos is the most brutal gaming character to date. If I could be half as good as him I'd already rule the world.
AsparagusMonster 7 months ago
From all Greek Mythology heroes, Preseus was my favourite. He was putting his life at risk to kill Medusa just to save his beloved mother from marry the king of the village he was living at. I also like Herculesvery much...
mangastar666 7 months ago
@mangastar666 i hate the way Perseus dies in GoW :( not fitting for a hero such as him :/ Theseus too, except he's a c**t in the game lol
TalonMercenary 7 months ago
@TalonMercenary You god damn right. Not only Kratos drowned Preseus, he also threw him into a hook (Brrrr...), it was terrible, I tell you.
mangastar666 7 months ago
@mangastar666 oh yeah i forgot about the hook lol
TalonMercenary 7 months ago
Hes TO violent ROFL
beatthemooshuian 7 months ago
kratos:a choice from the god is as pathetic as the gods themselves
zeus:YOU CONTINUE TO DEFY ME
a few months or so
zeus:your mather
jankzon13154 7 months ago
and mom said reading a book wouldnt kill me
nomnomnomskyrim 7 months ago
adn mom said reading a book wouldnt kill me
nomnomnomskyrim 7 months ago
muito show esse jogo mane I am is brasilian
johnwendercity 7 months ago
@RepomenKratos1997 No the only way is by defending and wait
JackSparrow12234 7 months ago
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ioanaispas 7 months ago
poor guy on the read it part i thought he couldnt read
MrSpongebob1986 7 months ago
9:11 nuclear
TheXyriox 8 months ago
HOLD. DEVILS. POT OF TEA.
HOLD. DEVILS. POT OF TEA.
HOLD. DEVILS. POT OF TEA.
HOLD, DEVILS, POT OF TEA MULAN!
Alhummerr 8 months ago 57
@Alhummerr LOL
watford777 8 months ago
@Alhummerr haha just watched it XD
MultiBlackops2011 7 months ago
@Alhummerr ?????
popovic011 5 months ago
@popovic011 is the lyrics of the song of the begining pay attention :D
Carly25049 5 months ago
@Alhummerr I GET IT!!! LOL XD
Carly25049 5 months ago