Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds

[TheBebu17]

omg this is the saddest movie i have ever seen ive cried lots of times...

[sneaky0222]

funny when the vid goes for 26 seconds.



[TheClownRaper]

ok wasnt 5 seconds

[JReed1985]

That was a tragic scene when Maggie got paralysed, if you mean to be funny don't have this clip because we aren't laughing.

[jackwuzhear]

@JReed1985 Oh stop, it's a movie, and Scary Movie does a great job or ripping it off

[JReed1985]

@jackwuzhear you maybe right in some aspects like some guy did a video parody of Home Alone 2 with an alternative ending where Kevin was on the plane that drove into the World Trade centre on 9/11. There was also another video where it shows Kevin on top of the World Trade centre and it was at that time the plane crashed into the World Trade centre and then cuts to the scene with Kevin's mother yelling his name.

It would be a guilt pleasure for laughing at that.

[jackwuzhear]

@JReed1985 but you're comparing the awful luck of a woman to an international tragedy that left a permanent scar on this country. I see where you're trying to go with this, but they're on two different levels.

[JReed1985]

@jackwuzhear I know Million dollar baby is a fictional story with a tragic ending when 9/11 was a real tragic moment for the United states. What I'm trying to say is that they are both tragedies fiction or not there's no reason why we can't find it in our hearts to sympathise with the victims.

I know it's ten years since it happened and I think it's acceptable to make jokes with limits about 9/11. If it was so early then it's not funny in no aspect.

[jackwuzhear]

@JReed1985 The thing is, it's different to connect with a fictional character than the heroes of 9/11. As for limited joking, I'd say it's a case of what you can and can't mock. For instance, I don't think there's anything wrong (actually I get a savage pleasure) with making jokes about Muslims, or jihadists in specific. For the movie, I see it as something that really hits home because you might know someone in a similar situation, but then you remember that it's just a movie; life's alright

[JReed1985]

@jackwuzhear it seems you forget the magic of movies which is so you can indulge in some sort of emotion and it also depends on your sense of humour. Look what Family Guy do, they make jokes about 9/11 and they expect people to laugh but it's whether or not you find it funny. I'm sure there were some who did laugh at the Home Alone 2 ending with the 9/11 attack and some who didn't laugh.

Would you call those that laughed at Lion King in 5 seconds sickos?

[jackwuzhear]

@JReed1985 Where did sickos come from?  I'm just saying it's different to connect with a film, or a character in a film, than a historic event.

[AntiSocialChannel85]

haha scary movie brought me here

[wesker7474]

douche

[sssgv]

I liked the 2 hours version better

[FALLENSAINT58]

uhhh more like 5 plus 21????

[SWAGONMYTITTIES]

@FALLENSAINT58 fuck off cunt. don't disrespect another persons work. they probably spent a lot of time on this and they probably don't want a little shit taking that away from them. just calm the fuck down, it was just a joke video. sheeesh some people. go listen to your fagot skrillexxxx. more like skrill xxx gay porn ahahahah

[FALLENSAINT58]

@SWAGONMYTITTIES Ohhhh its fucking you again! Stop trying to start shit and fuck off! and i wasn't even trying to say anything bad about this video.

[FALLENSAINT58]

@SWAGONMYTITTIES It surprises me that you actually have the time to try to start shit with me AGAIN!!! b-cuz it seems like you'd be to fuckin busy strokin Tylers cock!

[SWAGONMYTITTIES]

@FALLENSAINT58 im not the one with tyler as your youtube background. no one leaves a negative comment on my page ang gets away with it. i'm the big boy in this situation. you heard me. know apologize or you never see the last of swagonmytties

[maramarameo1982]

this video sucks.

[maramarameo1982]

this video sucks.

[timberlandtim1]

LMFAO

[thomas744]

pathetic

[Cheech770]

You deserve to have your testicles ripped off by a pack of rabid wolves... Where the fuck was Morgan baby? He IS the movie.. Get a job, punk.

[Al3xX420]

My dad made me watch this movie. He said it was good. What the fuck made this a good movie? Ooh a shocking ending! It still sucked. Good acting doesn't make a movie good.

[Cheech770]

@Al3xX420 Acting, directing, cinematography, screenplay, lighting, sound design, etc... made this a good movie. OOOOOOOOHHHH Go read a book or some queer shit like that.. Bitch.

[Al3xX420]

@Cheech770 Books are for queers and Million Dollar Baby is considered a great movie. I've officially lost hope in humanity.

[Agent2090]

@Cheech770 Really? Reading a book is considered "queer shit" now? Morons like you are the reason why I think that stupid movie Idiocracy could actually come true.

[lopestjoao]

lol... this is one of the best movies i´ve ever seen... 5 seconds? please :(

[kwatts337]

since when did people brag about ankles?....dats a little weird

[CptSmokeAlot]

So many stools have taken out promising boxers, it is sad.... Wait what am I thinking noones ever done that!

[silverberetta17]

you count like Asians drive

[CptSmokeAlot]

@silverberetta17 i'm an incredible driver actually... your as ignorant as.. well a racist dumbass I suppose

[silverberetta17]

@CptSmokeAlot ctfd dude its a joke. im 23 so chill out old man, or i fight u like Asians fight

[CptSmokeAlot]

@silverberetta17 Old man?? must've went to my channel... I'm 23 if you looked closely at my page you would have seen that. And the "old man" you noticed is a WWII badass AKA my father. Now if you wanna keep up your stupidity be my guest but if you wanna have a little scuffle you just go ahead and tell me when and where. IF you're close I'll oblige you.

[silverberetta17]

@CptSmokeAlot I'm in Los Angeles. I'm 6'4'' ... now run away, sir. And your father is 90? He had you when he was 67? WTF. Weirdos. I will pound you into the ground!

[CptSmokeAlot]

@silverberetta17 Shit....The only thing youll try to pound of mine is my ass now go check your hair in the mirror faggot.

[silverberetta17]

@CptSmokeAlot That's what I thought, bitch. Run away to old grandpa right now.

[CptSmokeAlot]

@silverberetta17 You thought about pounding my ass? I bet you did! Anyway Why don't you go make some more shitty college films, god damn you're a joke I'm sure i'm not the only one to tell you either.

[silverberetta17]

@CptSmokeAlot Yes I want to pound you. What do you look like? Are you attractive?

[CptSmokeAlot]

@silverberetta17 Man I am exceptionally attractive bordering on perfection even deity status I've been described as having the ankles of an angel, I make straight guys wanna be gay, I make ugly chicks wanna get plastic surgery, I make normal chicks sad cause they KNOW they can't get none. It is a curse, a curse to beat all curses.

[silverberetta17]

@CptSmokeAlot Nice. Sounds great. Why don't you send me a picture. I am 23 also, why don't you talk a little dirty to me?

[any12u]

That was 28 seconds

[s4msam]

"You'll never leave me again?

-No."

Broken neck, Clint leaves, LMAO

[Lolshockify]

@s4msam orly

[FarkNCptns]

@s4msam Sooo funny yet so wrong >.<

[petiteJulschy]

that movie is so sad <3

i love it to watch it again and again.

[dimitboris]

germans are shits from russia you should be nuked by the USSR RIGHT AFTER WW2 SO NO MORE GERMAN POISON in this world

[petiteJulschy]

@dimitboris

i hope i didn't understand something wrong, but it sounds for me, that your comment wasn't friendly for us. Prejudices and insults are mediocre.

[dimitboris]

@petiteJulschy you germans are all fucking evil in this earth go and die German scum you just showed how evil you germans are

[petiteJulschy]

@dimitboris

do you think, it's cool what you do?? it isn't! I wasn't born in that time, and our people hate hiltler like you.

and now stop kidding, because it's just stupid to dicuss in this form! hitler was a racist. you don't want to be like him? than stop being a racist. because in this moment, you are one. You don't know me, so don't talk to me and others in that form!

[dimitboris]

@petiteJulschy look here miss if you germans are good people why not revolt against hitler like what the italians dd to mossulini its quite simple all you germans are people of evil accursed people living anywhere i the godamned world to spy and comrade stalin was right you germans dont have the right to live this earth!!

[petiteJulschy]

@dimitboris

come on and shut up, I can't listen to this wrong shit anymore.

Obviously you know nothing about us and our history. and before you keep up with that, look for informations. i could tell you a lot of things about us, but you wouldn't listen to, because you live in this sick imagination. there were a lot of organisations against him, and the leaders (sophie scholl and her brother) were killed by hitler. there was war in and out of our country. i'm proud to say i am a good human.

[dimitboris]

@petiteJulschy blah blah blah shit on you you germans are really evil why didnt you do a protest on hitler because you germans are all evil

[petiteJulschy]

@dimitboris

can't you read english? you are too stupid to understand. oh no sry, i think you are too young. how old are you, 12?? i have friends from russia. and they are okay, not like you, you are a racist. and now shut up

[dimitboris]

@petiteJulschy lol im 27 years old and im a secret bolshevik i really cant forget fucking germans like you because of ww2 i fuck you germans go to hell

[petiteJulschy]

@dimitboris

really, 27?? o.O

i love you too, but i don't want to be fucked by you, thanks :D:D

Ps: and i will come in the haven ;)

[dimitboris]

@petiteJulschy and who says i will fuck a dirty german bitch like you man id rather be killed by chechen rebels than being with you is a one BIG mistake and nightmare!!!!!!

[petiteJulschy]

@dimitboris

:D sry but i am not a bitch :D:D that was really funny. you hate french people? i am 1/4 french :D:D

no, i know that you love me :D:D

[dimitboris]

@petiteJulschy i thought your a german sorry bout that my hate of them really burned i dont hate french no problem with you why you did not say your a french?? again im sorry and i got a gf an italian girlfriend named elena

[wnmetal666]

@dimitboris tell us more about her? is she hot? what size bra ;) ? ooo do the carpets match the drapes? upload pics please!

[petiteJulschy]

@dimitboris

well, i am just 1/4 french but thanks for your sorry.

The people here are really friendly and funny.

i love italy xD

[dimitboris]

@petiteJulschy that was an insult from russia

[Scallopshell98]

Uhhh...okay

[barelovefornerds]

your video description says 'enjoy' . . . . im really gonna enjoy watching a yound girl breaking her neck . . . my brother wanted me to watch it, thats the only reason i am!

[suppahiiro]

you stupid cunt. that wasnt 5 seconds.

[TheJamaicacat]

@suppahiiro it started after 5 seconds ;)

[leanneing]

yea, this was the worst summary of a movie ever.

[DIONYSES000AD]

stiupid cow

[VengefulTrait]

LOL now this makes sense in scary movie 4. Really the bitch breaks her neck over a stool , this is the best they could come up with?

[MasakoXer]

@VengefulTrait

the "bitch"?

seriously, jackshit cunt? You obviously never had any dreams in your life have you. You probably fucking work at a pharmacy, you little shit.

[VengefulTrait]

@MasakoXer yeah i said bitch , ya dumb bitch

[kingewan]

That was more than 5 seconds

[Stalminch]

LOL

[KiraTheMartyred]

5 seconds = 15 seconds

[dimitboris]

you Germans are no good people in the earth all of you should be NUKED BY SOVIET RUSSIA SINCE 1949 XD you germans are no good people you are all pests of the earth go to hell all of you and die we Russians will nuke you soon. Greetings form russia to hell with Germany

[SuperBluehacker]

@dimitboris dude, it isnt the 1940s anymore chill.

[dimitboris]

@SuperBluehacker well they fucked my beloved russia in that timr of 1940s and almost succeeded if you just knew how bad they are they kill innocent people with no reason and blowing up homes with no reason thats thje work of a pesky race

[todd291022]

This is what happens to her.

[cpmc1]

Hope will prolong a persons suffering.

[itsameray]

that was way more then 5 secs

[TwinUzis]

Oh god, my neck barely touched this stool. Owie owie take me to the hospital.

[TheGrinninMan]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! this was the funniest scene in the whole movie!!!!!

neck: *SNAP!*

me: LOL

[chavao666]

I think this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The fact that she breaks her neck from falling on a fucking chair is just too stupid to accept. Even "Scary movie" made a joke out of it. She could have had a car accident could have been shot or anything fucking normal.

I know lots of people will thumb me down but that's just my opinion on the movie.

[TMGOfficialChannel]

@chavao666 actually amazing

[snappycruise]

I admit I laughs! lol, but that's not the movie :) hehe

[Xer0999]

what is the point of this vid? are you trying to be funny by ruining it for those who haven't seen it, or are just to dumb to understand the movie, cuz' that's not a tenth of what it's about.

jump of a cliff next time you have some time to waste, at least you'll save ours

[parsleysprigs]

i hope that's not supposed to be funny.

[SaucyBegger25]

god i wanted to see this film and now have, thanks man. amazing what some good editing does

[malakahmad1987]

i felt horrible after i watched the movie, i loved it tell she started suffering, i wish the end was more positive or different, like comin back with faith , and insist to get the title which was her dream.

[vdevendetta]

stay away from video editors. please.

[mdogg20psn]

FAIL.

[kidewinks]

@mdogg20psn why?

[mdogg20psn]

@kidewinks It's a rip off, the original is better.

[dysvanlist]

how the hell do you break your neck like that?

[LucasHammar]

@dysvanlist Try it yourself and see if it works!

[HPdelir42]

dommage...

[X360Comedy]

Sad movie...

[Enkhane]

reduce this film to that, is just the most stupid thing aboutthat film I've seen.

[lordofthenoobs]

fail vid

[xaxie1]

but thats... 15 seconds....

[madsketcher]

Ahahaha.  Love the editing. Hahahaaha

[hauntedshore204]

hehe , thats it! this happens all the time, thats why i have bean bag chairs.

[AWolfMusic]

I think you really missed the point

[PcBreacher]

thats more than 5 seconds

[gm182]

Doh, fail.

[hazeleyedgrl1228]

"you gonna leave me again?"

"never"

*breaks neck*

Leaves.

[juliabohemian]

You just saved me two hours

[humbug102tf]

@juliabohemian this film is a masterpiece. Watch it.

[darthsnugglepie]

@humbug102tf I'll put it on my to do list, next to about 500 other movies I haven't had time to watch. ;)

[Sanipeuqeot307cc]

Its not fear

[flames169]

This was 0:26 seconds, incase u couldn't count (judging by the title). :)

[Enterthehunter1]

@flames169

Newfag doesnt realise that "in 5 seconds" is a brand name and not real.

[flames169]

Well then, it's a BAD BRAND NAME Newfag!!!

[SomeYTchannel]

Can't count?

[variousiroiro]

pretty much yup nice job lol

[ilikeguns]

wow i just laughed so hard then was like oh that's sad... :P

[jeetp269]

WOW. that was lamee.

[kamiloshousen]

hahahahaha!!!

[kilibot]

im sorry but that is too sad a subject for me to laugh at

[FueledFyer]

ouch

[asianrapper209]

need a better cutman and second LOL

[fletube]

stfu

[banglor]

HAHA! nice!

[HAPPYskiller]

Haha owned

[michaelfloyd24]

pwn indeed sir

[admirilawesome1]

PWNAGE

[Factnotfictionpeople]

If you look at the kneck scene, her weight is actually going the wrong way for a fall like that. But hey, its a film - she didn't really break her kneck! Some people get so picky!...........lol

[JadaFab33]

theres no k in neck genious

[Factnotfictionpeople]

Very true - just like there's no 'o' in genious! :-)

[crickit725]

there is 1 "k" in "NECK" idiot

[liiqweed]

@crickit725 rofl? there is 7 K in Neckkkkkkk :D

[marthkickssuperass]

HAHAHA

[chrome00]

LOL you fucking retarded loser, pwned urself.

[bluegreen1234579]

where did the chair come from!

[tcacVII]

It was the end of the round so her team put the stool in the corner - but she got sucker punched by her opponent, fell and they couldn't move the stool away in time.

I think. Been years since I watched this thing.

[VengefulTrait]

@tcacVII haha dumbest thing ever in a movie i saw.

[feniru80]

They give it to her ...

[IDestroyall94]

the bit were she broke here neck she was so hanging onto the rope.

[roloug95]

seriously dude get a life u hav absolutely no idea wat your talking about

[Shakkinai]

K, so, you liked the entire movie, but because three seconds of it was her breaking her neck on a stool, it is therefore terrible.

cool story bro

[nofaithvaeth]

yep thats right, this isnt a movie its a waste of 2 hours, enjoy!

[FriendlyCroock]

fuck you

this is the life

[yoo2k8]

This is an amazing film f you watch it all! x

[alowhite]

well i wish i watched this version and not the whole movie, would have saved me the bother of sittin through that shite. did anyone else think that there was some seriously dodgey elements in this film?for instance the awful cartooney bad guy boxer at the end, the corny sterotype irish crowd and even in this 5 second version the terribly executed and fake looking neck breaking scene. a hugely over rated film in my opinion

[Milevski]

yes, imo it was way too overdramatized to watch it.

[freakystyleystas]

HAH, why did i laugh?

[DaBossk]

i dont get it lol. ive never seeen the movie would it make more sense if id seen the movie?

[tjm1232]

she wants a big fight he doesent give it to her when she gets it she breaks her neck

[brian240188]

loool very good abreviation of it ahaha

[tharbk01]

lol thats fucked up, he left her.

[SilentYoda]

Thanks, man. I really appreciate the kind words.

[hellishheavin101]

@SilentYoda its actually 21 seconds, better luck next time ^^

[Daibron]

@hellishheavin101 thats just the intro and ending lmao

[thombo1]

Man, I love these videos. I reckon you're one of the best on Youtube at making them, great stuff.