I think Dr. Phil needs to shut the HELL UP! He gets on my nerves as much as Madea's! He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about to anyone. And second, he is about to get his ass kicked by Madea if he doesn't!
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
@Barbie9561 I don't because they bootlegged that ass...That's why... It's hard for artist to even make their damn money because people like this... So, yes... I don't like that at all!!! Buy a damn copy~!!!
they say they give u 3 meals a day and uh they give u a percentage of the ppls who come thru and pay. One of the whales died they need another whale at the aquariam go on down there and swim around for em.
" lord have mercy, she gone make me tear the K and the B off this kmart, lord help me , i dont wnna get in no trouble lord I dont , I already ..... Help Me JESUS ! you know i wnna drive this car straight thru this glass , its okay Ima beat her ass "
" lord have mercy, she gone make me tear the K and the B off this kmart, lord help me , i dont wnna get in no trouble lord I dont , I already ..... Help Me JESUS ! you know i wnna drive this car straight thru this glass , its okay Ima beat her ass "
My two favorite lines :"Well when you getting got, there's somebody that got you, then you go get them and when you get them everybody's gonna get got." and "Yeah, but if the gotters get me, I'm gonna get my glock!" ROFL x 500,000,000!!!!!!
"did i ever ask you for some me time?" " i had to get on that stippah pole every night tryin to put some money into this house" "did i ever ask you for some me time?" ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!
LMFAOOO .... " wat the hell you doinn ahtt the hair dresser u been there 5 hourss , ur hair aintt buht a inch and a half long" LMFAOO i fuckinn lovee madeaa she'ss madd funny !!
"Did I ever ask u for sum me-time Cora? Did I ask u for sum me-time when i had to get up every four hours and cook for u up to the time u was 17 years old? Did I ask u for sum me/time when i had to hit that stripper pole every nite tryin to bring sum money into this house? Did I ask u for sum me-time then?"
"Well,I understand tha handicapped part,I understnd that"...Madea:"Wow what are you trying to say?You trying to say somethings wrong with me???You saw me walk in here im perfectly fine"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA!!!! OMG I WATCH THIS MOVIE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN...."You dont open up can of whoop ass" OMG!!!
Madea:"All dem old men up dere trynnah make it drizzle,cause they sho' as hell couldnt make it rain"....Joe:"Dead man walkin',walkin' the green mile gettin right fa jesus, imma walk da green mile to get right fa jesus" HHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LMAO! You fart and dust come out.
XxGreenMambaxX 1 day ago
omg lmbo love me some madea!
cale1699 1 month ago
LET ME WATCH FULL MOVIE PLEASE
peewee2969 1 month ago
this shit is so funny
dizaray1234 1 month ago
Walk the green mile...Get right with Jesus
Chesterisabeast 2 months ago
I think Dr. Phil needs to shut the HELL UP! He gets on my nerves as much as Madea's! He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about to anyone. And second, he is about to get his ass kicked by Madea if he doesn't!
marindeanna1 2 months ago
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laughter therapy
MultiFunnyD 2 months ago
laughter therapy
MultiFunnyD 2 months ago
"One of the whales died they need another whale at the aquarium" lmao
YGamino6 2 months ago
it was funny,but learn how to angle the camera right....
Teunacrazii 2 months ago
corerr lol
MsProdigy4life 3 months ago
(ok, im tired of you asking me all these questions.....
mrmbh100 3 months ago
its like get em get em get em, the funniest movie iv seen to this day. who ever wrote this is pure talent.
mrmbh100 3 months ago
@mrmbh100 tyyler perry, pure talent
NOAHSB47 5 days ago
Corerr....LOL!
RhanRhan1021 3 months ago
lol
MsMariposaful 3 months ago
Do U Sleep Well At Night ? * CRAZY WOMAN FACE *
SerenaWoodsQB 4 months ago
get got. loooool
ammmmmmmmm1 4 months ago
Madeal is so funny sometimes i can't stop laughing
bricttny 4 months ago
This is so so funny; i like watch this video, make me laugh non stop...
tonganfoilole69 4 months ago
That whie girl don't know madea obviously she gon' kick some white ass
MyRayrayhercules 5 months ago
"I Know, Did She, I Know Damn Well"
Lmao .!
ThatzKeely3 5 months ago
and dr. phil can't help her no when can
josoman312 5 months ago
lmao "U cud miss FEW MEALS 1 or 2 - 3 or 7 - 9 or 11" looool
KikiMiller71 5 months ago
"if sum1 getme getme getme i gotta getem getem getem" lmao
KikiMiller71 5 months ago
are you getting angry Doctor lmao love it
ncfarmgirl18 5 months ago
hahaah" U could miss some meals. 1 or 2,3, or 7,9 or 11".
chelsearai 5 months ago
hahaah" U could miss some meals. 3,7,9 or 11".
chelsearai 5 months ago
LOL Madea vs. Dr. Phil. Madea pwnsss hardcore.
xxSandyybooxx 6 months ago in playlist Random Funny Madea Moments
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Omq I absolutely love this part!
chelsea15701 6 months ago
LMFAO
platanopower587 6 months ago
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Dr Phil- so you believe in getting even?
Madea _ HELL TO DA YEAH!
LOL
PrincessKarrah 6 months ago 2
Did I ask you for some "me time" when I hit the stripper poke every night?!?!
ScottDaShizzIreland 6 months ago
but if the gotters get me im going to get my glock...lol smh
LilBezzy1352 6 months ago
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LOL!!!! She GOT dr phil!!!!!
sekhmetbastet 6 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
free54rough 6 months ago
if they got me,got me, got me..I gotta get them,get them,get them
megarie1224 6 months ago
That beautific smile on her face when she saw that crane. . .you could almost hear the thoughts going thru her head lol
ImaSurviva 6 months ago
omg she broke down dr phil!!!! Ha ha ha ha
reinadelsurable 6 months ago
when you get got by the gotters who got got you gotta get them got
reinadelsurable 6 months ago
coruuur! lol
irishbutterflygirl23 6 months ago
"well if you get and got then you get and they got you then everybody gone be got" lmfao so hilarious
heymonday4 6 months ago
Madea: Expert Troll.
Naruku2121 6 months ago
DID I ASK FOR SOME ME TIME WHEN I HAD TO HIT THAT STRIPPER POLE!!! LOL
monag33 6 months ago
ill be glad when u go dowwwwwn!
irishbutterflygirl23 6 months ago
This movie is so good I can watch it about 6 time a day
shurnette123 7 months ago
"If the gotters get me, i'm goin to get my glock" lol
jhammers20 7 months ago
Joe is crazy funny.. Lmao he gone go to hell talkn about people like that
charles4ever21 7 months ago
All Them Old Men Could Make It Drizzle But They Shole Couldn't Make It Rain!! LOL
sweetgirl320 7 months ago 18
cora i love u ur to funny?
liltracey23 7 months ago
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Dr Phil- so you believe in getting even?
Madea _ HELL TO DA YEAH!
LOL
PrincessKarrah 7 months ago
HAHAHAHHAHA <3333!!
ggj777 7 months ago
dr phil let her go
all those people who do lik dis video is stipid stipid stipid
sexyredzist 7 months ago
dr phil let her go
sexyredzist 7 months ago
@Barbie9561 I'm number 4, buy a damn copy~! Quit bootlegging Tyler's work....
Tiffoney Hayes Greene
tiffoneygreene1 7 months ago
@Barbie9561 I don't because they bootlegged that ass...That's why... It's hard for artist to even make their damn money because people like this... So, yes... I don't like that at all!!! Buy a damn copy~!!!
Tiffoney (Hayes)Greene
tiffoneygreene1 7 months ago
Who is bootlegging Tyler's work??? You should be ashamed of your damn self~!!! That's how they make their money~!!! Don't let me find out~!!!
Tiffoney (Hayes) Greene
tiffoneygreene1 7 months ago
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ceceshields23 7 months ago
dr phil:can u stop can u just stop!
Madea: can u stop can u just stop!
DR phil:okey!
Madea:are you getin angry doctor?
keishacynthia 8 months ago 2
Ha ha let's talk about ur childhood
TheLiljacob13 8 months ago
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people who say only black people laugh at tyler perry's movies are dumbasses, im white and i fucking love madea lol
goedertlord234 8 months ago 8
THANK YOU!!!
MyCutiepie222 8 months ago
you old rusty bastard!!! U FART AND DUST COME OUT!!! GO 2 HELL!!! LOL!!!
TheSwaggagirlgotdis 8 months ago
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R U GETTING ANGRY DOC LOL!!!
TheSwaggagirlgotdis 8 months ago
R U GETTING ANGRY DOC LOL!!!
TheSwaggagirlgotdis 8 months ago
One of the whales died......BAHAHAHAHAHAAH, oh Joe xD
ShashiFSSAficionada 8 months ago
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Dr Phil- so you believe in getting even?
Madea _ HELL TO DA YEAH!
Me - lol
PrincessKarrah 9 months ago 5
IF MEADEA SEES 4 DISLIKES THERE GONNA HUNT THEM DOWN.
MegaLegacy84 9 months ago
LOVE ME SOME MADEA~go see the new one its the best one ever~Check out TYLER PERRY.COM, hes a wonderful man w/o the dress~DD
DiVaDuVaLL 9 months ago
LOVE ME SOME MADEA~go see the new one its the best one ever~DD
DiVaDuVaLL 9 months ago
Do YOU sleep well at night? LMFAOOOO!!
oOAqUaGaLOo 9 months ago
Madea: CORA!!! CO-WORD..... Where the hell you at??
Cora: I'm still at the hair salon.
Madea: What the hell you doin at the hair dressa you been there five hours yo hair aint but in inch in a half long, what the hell they doin to ya??!!!
Cora: I'm comin can, can I have some me time?
Madea looks at phone LOL!!!!
Madea: you need some what?!!!
Cora: some me time!
Madea: SOME WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??? lol Madea you just to damn funny hahahahahahahahhaa
Anthony15481 9 months ago 36
4 people are tryin to make it drizzle cuz dey sho in da hell can't make it rain xD
bja808 9 months ago
(MADEA) I'LL BE HAPPY WHEN YOU GO DOWNNNN!!! DOWN TO THE GRAVE YARD AND BECOME SOME MAGGET FOOD!! LOL
Anthony15481 9 months ago
lololllol ahhhahahah THUMBS UP if yu love madea
2pacEMIN3M 9 months ago
madea: all dem old asz men in der tryna make it drizzle cuz dey sho in dha hell couldnt make it rain " lmaoooo !
oglolabunny 10 months ago
i laughed soooo hard when i first saw this. whewww, good stuff, good stuff.
1. "Well I'm gonna get the gotters before they got me"
2. "I know she didn't, i know she didn't just.....excuse me, lady excuse me........oh help me jesus, oh help me lawd"
3. when Cora says 'me time', Madea's expression as she sputter and looks at the phone front and back.
oh gosh, i could die laughing over this movie n this woman.
marissasue1 10 months ago
Do you have to be braindead to find this funny?
Cinqmil 10 months ago
yeah but if the otters get me i'm going to go get the glock ha ha ha
buddyboy123321 10 months ago
3 people dont sleep at night
Imlamenumber12 10 months ago
D.P lets talk about your childhood
MADEA lets talk about your childhood
D.P lets talk about YOUR childhood
MADEA lets talk about YOUR childhood. !
abbydoubledang 10 months ago
lmao ! Shut-up Bastard !
courtnkenn 11 months ago
Shut up bastard.! Hahahahaha Lmbo Madea is crazy.!
booshs1 11 months ago
hahaa WHAT THE HELL IS ME-TIME!?
zimy101 11 months ago
lol she is so funny!!!!! :)
07bryansmom 11 months ago
haha lmao
TheSuperStarDaja 11 months ago
Keep it u joe ,keep it up .lmaoo .
smexeychika03 1 year ago
All them ole ass men trying to make it drizzle because they show in the hell couldn't make it rain..LMAO
MrCheckmyswagger 1 year ago
so you believe in getting even?........ HELL TO DA YEAH!! LOL
215mizphilly 1 year ago
they say they give u 3 meals a day and uh they give u a percentage of the ppls who come thru and pay. One of the whales died they need another whale at the aquariam go on down there and swim around for em.
U rusty old bastard. ull fart and dust come out
moniquemahaffy 1 year ago
Cause I aint no damn duck!
KarleebobVids 1 year ago
"well when you gettin got the somebody then got you then you gonna get them when you get them then everyones gonna get got" lol mouthfull!
tokiohotelfan411 1 year ago
"CorER where the hell you at?"
LOL! I loveeee madea
MissChloeFierce 1 year ago
yea well if the gotters got me ima get my glock!
pinkbleachers 1 year ago
3 people got thier cars droped by madea lol... 3 dislikes
caboose250 1 year ago 2
You gonna make me tear the K and the B off this Kmart.
secretsandlies09 1 year ago
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secretsandlies09 1 year ago
You get in this car, you gonna down.
secretsandlies09 1 year ago
Damnn Mean Time.. Say WHat?
Madea Gon'' Angry hahaha
Taniosmutetela 1 year ago
aaahahahaha one of the whales died... LMAO
danomaha420118 1 year ago
No one makes Madea mad.
Galutron 1 year ago
Lol love it!
Cyndarilla2 1 year ago
UR HAIR AINT BUT AN INCH & 1/2 LONG AHH LOL
JOJOLOKZTR 1 year ago 2
"So you believe in gettin' even....." Well Hell to the YA!" lol
mylifeiscrazy1210 1 year ago
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Cora,...Corared lmao !
courtnkenn 1 year ago
Cora,...Coraed lmao !
courtnkenn 1 year ago
Some wha-T ! Im GROWN ii..iii..ii Am GROWN!
XD. lol god i love that part.
tmntpowerbby 1 year ago
hahah, ride or die fool, get that glock. phil she sleeps well.
kelly122p 1 year ago
@kelly122p r u gettin angry doctor? lol
ozzyosbournefan08 1 year ago 2
rusty old basterd you fart and dust come out go 2 hell
lol lmao
marcblack100 1 year ago
@marcblack100 dead man walkin walkin the green mile gettin rite with Jesus off the green mile gettin rite wit Jesus
ozzyosbournefan08 1 year ago
i be glad when u go down...down 2 the grave yard and become some maggot food!
lmao
marcblack100 1 year ago
Lets talk about you childhood ,lets about your childhood.lol
SuperJayroc14 1 year ago
yeah but if the gotters get me im goin to get my clock.
LedFloyd900 1 year ago
" lord have mercy, she gone make me tear the K and the B off this kmart, lord help me , i dont wnna get in no trouble lord I dont , I already ..... Help Me JESUS ! you know i wnna drive this car straight thru this glass , its okay Ima beat her ass "
LMAO .
rideordieALYN 1 year ago 2
" lord have mercy, she gone make me tear the K and the B off this kmart, lord help me , i dont wnna get in no trouble lord I dont , I already ..... Help Me JESUS ! you know i wnna drive this car straight thru this glass , its okay Ima beat her ass "
rideordieALYN 1 year ago
"All them old men trying to make it drizzle cuz they couldn't make it rain" Omg best line ever!
zehJazz 1 year ago 19
My two favorite lines :"Well when you getting got, there's somebody that got you, then you go get them and when you get them everybody's gonna get got." and "Yeah, but if the gotters get me, I'm gonna get my glock!" ROFL x 500,000,000!!!!!!
sportsgirl161 1 year ago
"rusty ole bastard...ya fart & dust come out go to hell" lmfaoooo
cherokeilyriq 1 year ago
@cherokeilyriq dead man walkin!, walkin the green mile roflmfaooooooo
ozzyosbournefan08 1 year ago
brian: r u ok
joe: no
brian: whats wrong
joe: i cant feel my big toes lol
clintballer21 1 year ago
"did i ever ask you for some me time?" " i had to get on that stippah pole every night tryin to put some money into this house" "did i ever ask you for some me time?" ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!
Lilrapper0911 1 year ago
Joe wut da hell u talkin bout stop smokin dat weed...... Joe: One of da whales died at da aquarium go down there and swim around for um
ROflurmom1 1 year ago
some time some wat lolololol
suicune2341 1 year ago
Funny!!!"let's talk about your childhood" are you getting angry doctor!!!
etfmm 1 year ago
this funnnnyy just repeating back everything back thats too funny..LLLOOOOLLL.
doctor says...go see somebody else i am done.....
jmpkool 1 year ago
U BAD U BAD hahahahaha
viperfan1COD6maniac1 1 year ago
Dr. Phil: So u believe in getting even?
Madea: Hell to da yea!!
ozzyosbournefan08 1 year ago
Cora.......Cor-rerred! lol! Did I ever ask you for some me time.
sasilver1 1 year ago
LMFAOOO .... " wat the hell you doinn ahtt the hair dresser u been there 5 hourss , ur hair aintt buht a inch and a half long" LMFAOO i fuckinn lovee madeaa she'ss madd funny !!
NessaBooBxtch123 1 year ago
lets talk about your childhood no lets talk avout your childhood
ILOVEALLSTARWEEKEND5 1 year ago 2
"all dem old men out der tryna make it drizzle cuz dey sure as hell cant make it rain" hahaha
CoLuRmEhPuRpLe 1 year ago 5
hallelujer hallelujer, stop smokin that weed, joe,
MultiJames2000 1 year ago
MADEA IS A FOOL
RMORGAN4676 1 year ago
Not da best quality but thank u sooooooo fcken much 4 uploading it!!!!
Sk8erDude449 1 year ago
lets talk about YOUR childhood:D
MrCaballo1000 1 year ago
Say that shit, Madea!!!!
GenXorcist1976 1 year ago
"Ya if the gotters get me, ima go and get my glock." lol luv u madea
ozzyosbournefan08 1 year ago 5
"You rusty old bastard" .....lol I love Madea.
marylopez625 1 year ago 41
shut up bastard lol
loveishardtofind1 1 year ago 4
Dr. Phil: So u believe in getting even?
Madea: Hell to da yeah!!!!!
ozzyosbournefan08 1 year ago 4
"Did I ever ask u for sum me-time Cora? Did I ask u for sum me-time when i had to get up every four hours and cook for u up to the time u was 17 years old? Did I ask u for sum me/time when i had to hit that stripper pole every nite tryin to bring sum money into this house? Did I ask u for sum me-time then?"
ozzyosbournefan08 1 year ago 5
Can I have Some Me-Time Please? Cora? Did I ever ask for some Me-Time? What Is The Hell is Me-Time?
TheAlyssa12387 1 year ago
"Lets just try another approach"
"Lets try another approach :) "
L M A O
mhill94 1 year ago 7
i have da hole movie on dvd and i just watch it over and over again and again
da movie is vda best... i got da dvd of da play aswell
QueenShakz 1 year ago
hell to da yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
realzone3 1 year ago
"Well,I understand tha handicapped part,I understnd that"...Madea:"Wow what are you trying to say?You trying to say somethings wrong with me???You saw me walk in here im perfectly fine"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA!!!! OMG I WATCH THIS MOVIE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN...."You dont open up can of whoop ass" OMG!!!
morepls2007 1 year ago
Madea:"All dem old men up dere trynnah make it drizzle,cause they sho' as hell couldnt make it rain"....Joe:"Dead man walkin',walkin' the green mile gettin right fa jesus, imma walk da green mile to get right fa jesus" HHAHAHHAHAHAHA
morepls2007 1 year ago
LMAO i love Madea XD XD
xxleandraxx1 1 year ago 2
hell to da yeah!!!
realzone3 2 years ago
i dont remember but i think at the end where the credits is coming they showed the dr phil scene and madea was like
"Are you getting angry dr?"
and dr phil was like
"Yes i am getting angry."
xD
RavesandRouge 2 years ago 2
every time i see a k-mart now i think of Madea. lmfao!
leslieA444 2 years ago
What is a glock?
TristanFelts 2 years ago
a gun
smiff13 2 years ago
when the gotters get me ima go get my glock
btoak 2 years ago 3
Hell 2 tha Yeah!!!! LOL.
Trinfin 2 years ago
Are You Getting Angry, Dr.?
mrleo8694 2 years ago 2
Could We At Least Do That?
Yes, Could We "At Least" Stop Asking Me All These ?'s
mrleo8694 2 years ago 5
Let's Talk About Your Childhood....
Let's Talk About YOUR Childhood.
mrleo8694 2 years ago 4
madea:(gasp)did u show him yur bracelet cora
cora:dnt b funny madea
ravenlookalike 2 years ago
damn
imdhabytch23 2 years ago 2
Madea drove the car UP to the door! lawd! lol
CUF17 2 years ago 4
this is the funniest shit ever
idropbombes 2 years ago 5
U Could Miss A Few Meals....One or Two....Three Or Seven....Nine or Eleven Lol
mrleo8694 2 years ago 69
CORA. . . .COR-WERD. . . .
mrleo8694 2 years ago 6
If some 1 get me get me get me, amma get them get them get them....
Cory did i ever ask u for some me time when i had to hit that stripper pole when i had 2 hit that stripper pole n get money for u? lmfaoooo.
Chapase3 2 years ago 2
tubedoll wtf r u even talking about
GeorgiaBoii32 2 years ago
white people are always stealing stuff.
Tubedoll 2 years ago
tubedoll, sometimes that can be true cuz i go to an all white school and people are always stealin my stuff, i mean...
idropbombes 2 years ago 2
what the hell. It ain't ONLY white people. especially in children. every other little bastard kid you see is stealing.
swiftbirdman 2 years ago
you need some what?
some me time
Some What???
LOL!!!!!!
TheDiplomats1992 2 years ago 3
This is the best movie ever....so so funny...lol...ha ha ha
AmandaMay24 2 years ago 3
lmao. I loved Madea's reaction when Cora said "Can I have some Me time"
noangel1987 2 years ago 5
okeey i waas juust kidding :D
loveya8895 2 years ago