Sexy, crazy, slightly bruised

[CheerSquad11]

@LittleMissStarfruit no. He was singing the element song. Look it up

[CheerSquad11]

Holy shit. The element song!!! I had to sing it in front of my class!!

[LittleMissStarfruit]

@ReadyRed15 he was singing "oh i wish i was apunk rocker"

[HonorDVBLouise]

This channel is the worst thing to watch at half 1 in the morning..

[LittleMissStarfruit]

sexy is right crazy is right. this is why i love you because you always know how to make me laugh

[EeeMayJay]

The word "swan" sounds really wierd now...

[ReadyRed15]

what song was he singing??

[DeathnoteBB]

I thought the elements song was impossible to sing

[kaytiya100]

@DeathnoteBB and then came tom milsom. Who changed everything.

[DeathnoteBB]

@kaytiya100 hey there was plenty he didn't sing. He only changed part of it.

[DeathnoteBB]

@kaytiya100 not that I wouldn't love to agree with you

[jadeisthesky]

I am also happy to accept Diamond as an element if Tom sings the elements song

[DeathnoteBB]

oh 2008 Tom, you make me feel better in the days of SOPA...

[DeathnoteBB]

his shirt is like the epitome of a hipster shirt.

[DeathnoteBB]

Tom has the self-consciousness of a child.

[DeathnoteBB]

omygod his smile after "my number is.... genie." xD

[DeathnoteBB]

why have I not seen this video earlier

[meinaseaalone]

read me another story!

[200910db]

"nothing is broken except for my dignity" LOLZ and when he fell out of his chair in the end omg I almost peed my pants (but not really haha)

[DeathnoteBB]

@200910db yeah I got that you didn't really from the "almost"

[200910db]

@DeathnoteBB haha yeah i guess just wanted to clear things up a bit lol

[DeathnoteBB]

@200910db yeah, but it's kind of a shame how redundant people are with what they say. it's just horrible use of language. no offense.

[200910db]

@DeathnoteBB lol yeah i guess and non taken

[bellapotter123]

this is so funny! 

[EmilyEmilyIris]

In which Tom turns his two best friends into a dadaist scuplture.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

You are fit, Tom. YOU ARE FIT.

[countryofhearts]

He should put a script on here so I can follow along...

[moviemakerpeoples025]

what does he say from 6:14 - 6:21 ?

[97untitled]

@moviemakerpeoples025 -you wouldn't say boo to a goose but would you say boo to a coathanger?

-yeah

-dare you to

-boo

-damn.

i believe :)

[moviemakerpeoples025]

@97untitled ah that makes sense thank you!!

[narutofan872]

@moviemakerpeoples025 tom: you wouldn't say 'boo' to a goose, but would you say 'boo' to a coathanger? cameraguy: yes. tom: dare you to. cameraguy: boo. tom: damn TADAAA

[curlychick20]

This is the best video on the internet.

[Mingofang]

Am I the only one who was singing along?

[AnaysiaTheTRex]

I forgot that your hair isn't naturally blue.

[ohlarka]

Hello I'm John Lennon. Welcome to our new range of audio books. Let's start with the classics. Call me Ishmael.

[chiaunicorn]

He has taught me how to take off my jacket the proper way, THANK YOU TOM

[moviemakerpeoples025]

Tom you are adorable, this is why i love you.

[SonsofAdmiralettes]

Swans + Wizards.

[SonsofAdmiralettes]

To me he didn't look like John Lennon, he looked like a reverse-colour Harry Potter.

[SonsofAdmiralettes]

love the hair :) cant wait till its blue ;)

[Drow0am]

and this is what happens when you give coffee to tom...

[DoctorWhoRox132]

I've seen this video many times and I might be going crazy but some stuff i didn't see in the video last time.....

[HeizenXD]

did you just say i like sissy man animes everything's cinematic and *pose* .....because I'm not quite sure.

[zombiecamelzzz]

now that i have seen u sing the element song i have the biggest crush on u now

[OliveYou2Much]

Quirky and adorable!!!

[LauraaaTastic]

Watching this with the audio transcription on is just magic... especially the elements song:

thirds...

cricket among many others in the middle east

I don't know him particularly colluding

at any moment now and then you can

engineering indian gaming you happen to you

plundering and nobody's really believe in god

and i'm sorry to interrupt you

Make of that what you will...

[poplon11]

ELEMENT SONG!!! omg i think i'm in love with you. O_O

[iamthecurlyone]

TERRY PRATCHETT!!!

[highfivingmonkeys]

I like how people hate me because I dated you O.O

[TheMaineShout]

Goodness, I can't help but want to marry Tom. He just intoxicates me.

[hjbwritergrl27]

asdfghjklasdfghjkl wizards asdfghjklasdfghjkl wizards asdfghjklasdfghjkl wizards wizards asdfghjklasdfghjkl wizards asdfghjklasdfghjkl wizards wizards wizards asdfghjklasdfghjkl wizards.... wizards.

[fatzdepenguin]

ahh, this is adorable. he's changed so much though ^.^

[thegirlwhosafan]

4:38 "what am i? i'm a swan!"

YOU'RE THE SWAN QUEEN!!!

[purplebob101010]

err... can i just ask if your natural hair colour is blonde? like cuz sometimes it looks kinda dark like it used to be brown. its been bugging me

[InformationNotValid]

I...I can't stop watching this video. I don't want to stop watch it. Replay. Replay. Replay. Tom addiction. Unhealthy. I don't...care. Not in the slightest bit.

[lUkieey2beeALyve]

who is now going to make a swan? :)

i am...:D

[lUkieey2beeALyve]

i have that terry prachet book! i think tom likes swans... -_-

[lUkieey2beeALyve]

OMG! he reminds of my sisters friend maggie, shes utterly mental like him! XD

[lUkieey2beeALyve]

awkward arm flailing, while trying to spin himself around... <3 XD

[IvianaTheSignPainter]

I just made a coathanger swan. I have yet to name it.

[TheCelestialTeacup]

@IvianaTheSignPainter SWAN.

[chules333]

@bmendler707700Fan he doesn't look like Fred! However he does looks like identical to John Lennon with those glasses...

[superevilcharliebot]

This, my dear Tom. Is why we ALL love you.

I WANT TO MARRY YOU.

[lauraaababezz]

omg da periodic table song! lol my science teacher was boppin it out 2 dat song :L

[creativeusername10]

John Lennon reincarnate much? 

[TheOctodick]

Tom Lehrer would be proud.

[Brokencookiefreak]

PROVIDE ME WITH THE ORIGINS

[minyme43]

swans scare me 

[bookthief881]

If Tom says the sky is yellow, the sky is yellow. No question about it...

[bmendler707700Fan]

Has anyone ever told you that without blue hair, you look just like fred? (Lucas Cruikshank)

[PurpleMust]

What are the chords he plays when he says the name is John and people are arriving and the sky is yellow.

[cooliecoolcoolful]

i love you tom i want to marry you but what did you say when you were singing about all the things?

[Redemogirlsix]

Whenever i talk about utube i talk about this video

[cadisaurusrex]

This reminds me of how I act at 3 in the morning when I'm with friends.

[GeronimoCircuit]

Element Song :)

[LOVEuBlink182]

aaw :)

[halfhipsterjack]

58th timenwatching the video

[clockworkhearts]

"it's a SWAN!" nawwwwwwww you're such a child tom.

[39gaz39]

You know you're a bit of a nerd when you start singing along with him singing the elements song.

[itssavvyandstuff]

@39gaz39 I did too. No need to be ashamed of being a nerd :D

[39gaz39]

@itssavvyandstuff You've misjudged me. I am insanly proud of being a nerd :P 8D Good to know I'm not alone though

[MissHaiitsamy]

Oh hey!! I'm a swan too! :)xx

[1dancerac]

soo sexy wen he rips his hoodie off and then does the hair flip at 3:16 :)

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

Daniel Radcliffe can sing the element song too

You guys... are just...

I love both of you

[SailorMoon1812]

@Hexachordal Rewatching because I realised a friend was a fan of Porphyrophobia. Ah... The Elements Song ^_^ I remember that well... but I think I need to practice it. I wonder if I could find the sheet music and get the choir to do it. I need to read the Terry Pratchett books. Any recomendations?

[justasmalltowngirl05]

he looks like an english dave days in this :L

[takethreestepsback]

i'm a swan! :D

[itsJoannaa]

THE ELEMENTS HE'S A SUPER PERSON :O

[laoiseissocoollike]

@itsJoannaa Ive been try all day long and I have memorised exactly as much as he sang in the video. Im so proud of myself!

[explicitsound]

I just caught how the filmer says "no you do NOT- don't you fold it" before Tom proceeds to create a coat hanger swan

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

OHMIGOD!!! TOM LEHRER!!

[ScarcasmIntended]

I have a coathanger swan... in my closet...

[adoptadogSPCA]

I wonder how Tom feels when he sees people calling him hot, sexy, cuddly, and that people have crushes on him... he probably sits there the whole time like 0.o

[juliefactorial]

I have just found my favorite person.

[Redemogirlsix]

SWANS AND WIZARDS

[xxblueeyesxx522]

your swan noise sends me into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

[joy5181]

oh the world seems so much better now

[KIHarder]

A while back, I saw a video by you, in this video you talked about humans avoiding there animal instincts. One part of witch referencing how in science fiction we often portray humans from the future with shaven heads. And how we avoid the subject of sex so much. I can not remember the specifics, only how impressed I was. Though now I can not find it. Can anyone help me with this?

[hollium]

@KIHarder it was 'a visual essay' about pubic hair, self-harm and something else. he wore trousers that looked like they were made of bin linersI liked that one.

[hollium]

also, title was "We Are All Animals! a visual essay on pubic hair, cosmetics and wrist-slitting" (found from responses) but has since been deleted. I feel like I should work for MI5 after that

[KIHarder]

@hollium you are amazing! Though I am kinda sad it has been deleted.

[bookpage1121]

"You would say boo to a goose, but would you say it to a coathanger?"

"Yes."

"I dare you to."

"Boo!"

"Damn."

[IsobellaKatherine]

You're not a swan!!

...you're a tellytubby...

[MrsHaileeIngle]

Holy shit. you're fantastic.

[MissiePrincessie2]

I just wasted 7.29 minutes of my life. o.o

[TheRatherLikely]

so many

wizards

wizards

wizards

[Aoibhsxo]

how to you remember the element song! god damn give me your brain.. and you :)

[NinjightNationCorp]

at 2:13 I began to wonder when the cool part was going to happen. At 2:13 i realized 2 minutes was long enough. At 2:13 I asked myself "am I missing something?" At 2:13 I thought if women like guys like this.. I am doomed.. At 2:13 I concluded, I don't really care. haha.PS I don't get it, apparently this guy is incredible but my eyes and ears aren't detecting it.

[HelenaMac2006]

I have a massive crush on you.

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

@HelenaMac2006 Who the hell wouldn't

[phfreffelpeltourous]

That song we learned in science this year. But i never memorized it cos my science teachers student teacher hated me so i was just like "bitch, please, I'm not learning your song."

[rachelsaunicorn]

I love you Tom ^.^ I want a husband like you one day . Or you as a husband. Preferably the latter.

[LABWTS24]

The guy at the start calls him Thomas x

[SunscorchX]

@LABWTS24 I did indeed. It is his name, after all.

[xheyilikeyourface]

is it just me or umm..like..yeah...

i know people aren't born with blue hair...but deep down..

i always though tom was the exception....

[lovelywind123]

1:40=hot

[MrsHaileeIngle]

Enough of the ukulele, NO! not enough of the ukulele... IM GOING TO SING A SONG!

[Meemzeesh]

ghee element song :)

[seradoxes]

i have so many favorite parts of this video, that its pretty much just the whole video...

[MrBobMoo]

i have about 10 swans on my ceiling now. , after raiding every swannable coat-hanger in the house.

[northender37]

BEST. PERSON. EVER.

[MrBobMoo]

oh i wish i was a swan swan swan XD

[rlev97]

I know that song!!!!!! I can sing half of it very fast!!

[cgmarchingflute]

can i go brutally beat 95 people?

[bookpage1121]

@cgmarchingflute PLEASE DO

[alexis474542]

Mostly sexy, but epic at the same time. And i mean really epic, like unreal. I wont believe it till i meet you -3

[Killjoyy365]

i now have a swan hanging in my bedroom..

[bookpage1121]

He... is absolutetley posotively mad ;D and that, Tom, is why we love you. I, my friend. am jealous of your ever so creative brain.

[guardgurl4]

Tomm, if you act like this a lot, then we'd be best friends :p this just made my day :p

[thatssoawkward]

is everything like gifs on tumblr when wearing these glasses?

[toritempleton]

i can't believe you know the element song off the top of your head. you are a god!

[TheEmop33]

sexy indeed ;)

[KapuistheAlphafemale]

2:23 when he said hi i was suddenly reminded of dbza mr. popo

[thatnerdwithacamera]

He is absolutely mad.....in such am adorable way :)

[jumpingjimoneez]

The moment you said "with a melon?" I fell in deep love with you. Making references to monty python is up there with owning a turtle in my awesomeness factor

[PurpleNinjaRawr]

@1goodgollymissmolly1 i need one too. i dont even smoke

[turqoiseti64]

You are one of the strangest and most interesting people I have ever seen.

[charisbearyay]

lmao,"nothing was broken, apart from my dignity" fave line everr :)

[XDarkxLullabyxXxX]

Ohh Gawshhh I Love Tom's Randomness It's So Cutee xD

[flamingundies1]

YOU KNOW TOM LEHRERS ELEMENTS SONG TOO?!!

We need to get married.

NOW.

[aerofreak44]

i love this video so much! like SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

[sk8erchick406]

this is one of the most random videos I've ever seen! lol I enjoy you =)

[Zogguz]

that shoe is MASSIVE!!!!

[Coffeeisnecessary]

@JustinBeiberFan132 I like his hair both colors!

[musicintellegence]

when is tom sexy? oh wait, he always is....

[rahcek]

I adore this video. :D

[KaterinaPositively]

YUPIIIII !

I'm not the only one who can sing "the elements song" thank you Tom now I'm not worried if theres something wrong with me !

but watching the rest of the video made me think : "should i be worried ?"

[Maysielle]

You are so cute :D

[TheDoubleChocoShots]

6:27 LOL

[TheDoubleChocoShots]

'boo'

'QUACK!!'

[lozieissocool]

he is kind of a mix between davedays and charlieissocoollike xD in this vid

[SuperToastedCheese]

He can not stay on that chair :L

[GraceMccThe1st]

"People are arriving..."

[LaurenSaysCupcakes]

I'm saying that because the elements song is in this video I am not procrastinating but genuinely revising for my science exam on tuesday

[AndrogyneJuggles]

Years after seeing this video, my friends and I will still shout "PROVIDE ME WITH THE ORIGINS" when someone doesn't know something.

[tabbykatification]

@MySupermario69 OMG. THAT WOULD MAKE SUCH AN AWESOME DRAWING. I AM GOING TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

[mydarlingquirrelmort]

I'm in love with you. Also with your shor.

[cupcakezanddowneyjr]

OH MY F*CKING GOD SOMEONE ELSE IS IN LOVE WITH TERRY PRATCHETT!!!!!!!!!!! I AM OFFICIALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU TOM!!!!

[alexis474542]

Title is true :3 this is one of my favorite tom moods XD of course hes always sexy and crazy, which is what i love love love about him :3 and his music is AH MAZING!

[gabaldonii]

Cheeky bit of Tom Lehrer in there :)

[Iamhellinperson]

when you started talking to your shoe, i fell in love :D

[FruitLoopErika]

Tom Milsom, singing The Elements and making coathanger swans. Yes-3

[fearleeshay]

beautifully lit in more than one way, my friend...

[16glamergirl]

Hi I'm a shoe lol <3

[Domydoor]

trust tom milsom to be able to sing the elements song... xD

[molliemeoh]

THE ELEMENT SONG <3

I have memorized it as well :D

[MySupermario69]

hahaha i wonder what inside of your head looks like..

[2complex4only1name]

LOL! I love the shirt. xD

[kittycatfreakswillru]

at 0:22 does he say FIT or LIT?

me and my friend have been fighting about that for WEEKS!!

PLEASE comment alot people,I wanna show her I'm right :)

But I'm not gonna tell you which I think it is,cuz that'd be swaying your thoughts xD

[WierdElla]

@kittycatfreakswillru i would say lit, yes definatly, lit.

[sha2424]

@kittycatfreakswillru lit, deffinitley lit

[SunscorchX]

@kittycatfreakswillru It was lit. I was there =P

[zoelynne97]

TOM! Please make more videos like this! <3

[TheGoldenTV]

This is what it's like to spend 10 minutes with my friends. But with less fruit.

[hjbwritergrl27]

where are you getting all of these random objects from? lol