Quadriplegic Can't Stand Up Comic - Chuck Bittner - AskACapper.com & Gamer!

[cjhatesu]

"Yes pleeeease."

That is classic.

[TheRavensfan2]

Ya I tell them I wanna do a cartwheel lolol

[spartan3924]

fucking lol

[fpsNoobonicplague]

parking spot joke lol.

[ItsSpeltHollie]

bet you £10 you can't run faster than me.

[moodymt0]

dude you rock, people like you, even though the dont have much they make the best of it

[SaucySoviet]

lmaooo the make a wish joke was great xD

[flamethower5]

14 inch spinners on your chair and you'd be the Handi Pimp no offence Your like an awesome funny person

[TheUnchainedMind]

You're great, dude

[chesney121]

I thought he'd have short hair for some reason ><!

[chrisdoney]

This is brilliant! Very funny mate!

[thatasiannfella]

that was good. that was very good

[seattlekboy95]

about once a month i will be watching one of your CoD video game vids. and there will be this video in the suggested videos on the side. every time i watch it never gets old.

[InkGames]

legend

[craj0n]

This is so funny, you had me and my family in tears of laughter. Great job!

[sergentsnowballs]

he told the kid to eat his vegatables, but what he was really saying was bite me.

[Sabre809]

Aww lucky! Your a great comic, and I'm sure people think twice about heckling you. No offense, but you got your own shield lol.

[jcfern55]

That was funny, I look forward to an HBO special with 30+ minutes of material. And if you're open to suggestion, I think it would be really funny if, as you begin talking about people staring but before the billboard line, you accuse the audience of staring at you. I feel like it has good potential, but only if the line is worked in and worded perfectly. Other than that, keep up the good work.

[lilgangster49]

at 4:33-5:00 bout there lmao hhahahahaha im still luaghing messing with lil kids is freakeing hilarous

[bmilreu]

quad gamer and musician here, good vid lol

[MrDrPsychopath]

Wait, do you live in maine?

[jadan18]

@MrDrPsychopath yes

[DrummerBren13]

@HUFLEpic: You're a douche. Be more sensitive. @Chuck: You are HILARIOUS!!! Keep it up!

[MyLeft4dead]

chuck a true qustion cand u give ur self a handjob bro or no or u get the rus to do that for u lol btw ur funny lol

[SuperOriginalgamer]

I LOLd the entire time your funny man

[CuteArielXOX]

OMG!!! To funny :) Glad you can make the best out of your disability. LOL :D

[SNEDD1991]

@HUFLEpic Your a dick.

[SportssGuy]

@HUFLEpic dude stfu.....

[ikilledZutera]

Portland?

[R3ini3r525]

AskACapper - "Can you have sex? And I said 'Yes, please!'"

Me - xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD TROLOLOLOLOLO

Favorite :D

[stevewhu]

'' I look at the kids and say yeah, one day this is gonna happen to you''

LMFAO! i love that line.

[MrRammaJam]

Funnier then Dane Cooke. No joke.

[Diskus104]

I'm not trying to be mean but you look a lot like Howard Stern

[VendettaDragon]

28 people are gay

[saberf111]

@VendettaDragon 30

[bulbasaur45]

you in oregon?

[easterbunnyhelps]

you need to get spinners on ur chair

[ahadcommander]

ROFL

U ROCK MAN

good style u got there

[Timex027]

Yes please

[TheSwiftFox22]

I have watched this multiple times and I laugh every time. Great jokes Chuck! Keep it up!

[MrSurfsAlot182]

youre hilarious!

[flamed65]

Why can't you stand?

[TheMrMoonie]

@flamed65 he was in a car crash (he said in the PKA podcast)

[MrSurfsAlot182]

@flamed65 are you dumb? he's paralyzed

[ZeStealthyPwn]

@flamed65 He's handicapped.

[cmccabe1991]

@flamed65 FACEPALM

[harino45]

what did you say at 0:25?

[knine116]

@harino45 he says hes not handicapped, just too lazy xD

[Ilopsen]

@harino45 He said he's lazy

[MrRinuz]

Jimmy!

[ZeStealthyPwn]

@MrRinuz ...

[shatowboy]

No comment on the fact that its called Stand Up.......

[andrew123987465]

More stand up!

[stevewhu]

you should wear the Charlie Chaplin tash when you're on stage.

[kgrayman]

those joke were funny as hell xD

[MrJoelguitar]

theres no top rated comments cuz you reply to all the funny ones! :P

[itseasy2hack]

Your attitude is inspiring.

[NaYarB04]

You should have your own talk show, id watch this over anything, well except for george and conan but yeah

[Ilopsen]

What did he say after "Yes pleeeeaaassse!" at the end?

[PSGpaintball4LYFE]

ur not standing =[ how is it stand up.. sit down comedy :)?

[Ilopsen]

@PSGpaintball4LYFE That's why its called "Can't Stand Up Comedy" (title)

[Rulictar]

I SUBSCRIBE!

[electricmaster23]

I'm proud of you, mate. You're like Jimmy from south park ;) But seriously, just do what makes you happy. =)

[ManBearPigInc]

inspirational and hilarious

i think you could go very far with this

[oliverlovesgorts]

yeeeee chuck in tha house!!!

[Fr3sHxGuy]

you are one of the funniest people i know chuck. i love the comedy and completly support the button remapping petition.



[tyrell4ever]

Kind of a dark humor but still funny! ^___^

[pivotmasterjts]

fucking hilarious "can handicapped people have sex well the answer is"."yes pleaseeeeeee!" lol

[longestshot1]

omg funny shit

[LambOfJesus360]

fucking fantastic. It actually angers me that Dane Cook has made millions off of recycling fake stories in all his specials, most of which weren't funny the first time he said it. When you are just simply fantastic!

[struggle375]

i want mooooore!!!

[struggle375]

3rd time watching this. still rofling

[danisl17]

didnt even smirked....i dont aprecciate handicap humor that much

[THEwrexFILES]

holy shit chuck, you are hilarious...i mean, you're funny in your commentaries, but jezuzz... i was rolling the whole time i was watching this.

[Ipknoobs1]

im a kid.. and im staring at u!

[jlafou1]

Awesome vids man! I signed the petition and I hope it goes through! Great jokes btw!

[ZeroZeroDAFFY]

"I want to do a cartwheel"- haha nearly shit myself man. Good stuff!

[shahe1500]

laughed my butt off! found out i had my surgery appointment moved from October to next wednesday, and i was kind of depressed, this cheered me right up, thanks chuck!

[Flamestrke]

you are hilarious, but a quick warning is dont become a one trick pony, not really a danger now but when you get big, and you will, dont have ALL of your jokes revolving round disability. just my advice, feel free to disagree

[askacapper]

@Flamestrke I have tons of non handijokes... just this is my schtick now. Plus I'll take a one trick pony if it's a cool fricking trick.

[Flamestrke]

@askacapper ok im sorry, i dint know that, either way jus an ignorant fan trying to look out for ya, keep the comedy and video game videos coming you got a loyal fanbase already!

[askacapper]

@Flamestrke Sir don't be sorry I wan't mad just making a joke ;)  ur tip = good tip.

[i0inky]

@askacapper Closed captions?

[MartinJerryWard]

@askacapper well said man :)

[cod5x]

@askacapper Like being able to walk trololololol i kid. Love your comedy chuck and being able to laugh at yourself.

[kingmaulr]

ur a boss to be handicapped and play cod so well

[PvtGermanWagz]

Hahahahaha, this was hilarious.

[Notnyhm]

One of the best comidians!

[TheOrderOfCake]

I nearly pissed myself. How the hell did you not come in first.

[viewtifulmoejoe]

ROTFLOL at handicap parking spot jokes

[pgame20]

Oh god I got to the end of the set and my sides hurt. Please, please do more of this. Bloody brilliant.

[pgame20]

ROFL the stem cell research joke was KILLER, man! Hahaha, keep up the great work.

[Punkoli99]

Pretty jokes!

[awu089]

hilarious :D

[Mikebacon14]

nice :D

[skram1000]

more please =D

[BringMeTheDrumer]

wouldnt it be sit down comedy?

[XxMariofan21xX]

@BringMeTheDrumer *Facepalm*

[TheMspacmann]

@BringMeTheDrumer can't stand up comedy

[stevewhu]

go chuck!

[hollywoodundeadful]

"that walking thing is overrated" i subbed ages ago you are funny and a great gamer :D oh and i signed that petition thingy

[moshe1000000]

ROFL!!! i subbed immediately!

[MrLukelax]

SUBBED! Your really funny, and I watched your gaming vids and signed the petition! And I hope they do some remapping, I would love to play with you but I have xbox, i might buy ps3 to play with you. Thanks for being an inspiration and being hillarious

[SilverArrow47]

Chuck... you shuld put an donation button... mabey you can raise enough money to cure your quadriplegicness...

Your viewer. -Silver

[iCixxSnIpInGxx]

@SilverArrow47 *Facepalm*

[PlayMadness]

I kind of feel bad for laughing, but I can't help it! You're hilarious.

[XxEMIN3MxX4ever]

hey whats ur psn name i already subbed voted and signed the petition

[smashbi121]

omg, you really exploit your handicapped state, you're awesome man!

[Intervention1992]

subbed your really funny =D

[VilzuTheGreat]

MORE!

[dMerGeHD]

WAHAHAHHAHHAHH............ no

[trehhz]

Amazing, I had a good hard laugh. :)

[sergentsnowballs]

this is about the 5th time ive watched this vid. im gonna link it in a vid fo my subs cuz its hilarious. sorry tho i only have 130 subs, but if we all do this then chuck will get more publicity and help with his petition.

[somethingblue22]

im guessing you have a voice activated computer then lol

[MrSHAnaNEgans]

This might be a dumb question, but do you tour? I'd live to go to one of your shows live.

[TheDrewski157]

Great job buddy

[GreenMan09x]

great stuff man! I like your cod vids but your stand up, correction, can't stand up comedy is truly hilarious! Can't wait to see more.

[Saaaaaaaama]

i love it how you say you make some coin off it...dragons age 2 ? :D

[pinkybros13]

omg i love you your fucking hillarious :]

[itsok2hateme]

This is a true story: I was actually looking 4 a mitch hedberg scetch. Now I'm a Devoted subscriber and I'll support Chuck til the end... of the petition.. after that I really dont care ;P

[askacapper]

@itsok2hateme I love mitch hedburg... what skit? he's one of my favz!

[deathbypigx3h]

@askacapper I love mitch too! Gone too soon RIP

[Sayjayificationality]

@itsok2hateme Duuuuuuuuude, I was JUST watching Mitch Hedberg and I thought of this exact video.

[rb83123]

I Stubbed



[askacapper]

@rb83123 stubbed your toe? you just making fun of me? "look chuck what i can do" :)

[ThePhantomEx]

@askacapper hahahah, you are fucking awesome

[shack196]

@askacapper funny repile

[akankit442]

@askacapper i was just curious... please dont take me the wrong way... but i wanted to know... that can u control (move) yr wrists..?? and your fingers..??

nd if you can... of both hands..???

bdw... i greatly respct yr spirit for life!

[EyEamRUtardud]

MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!

[TheHipocrit]

First of It's nothing called hanycapped, It's hanycapable and secound, you are alot better than me in CoD... And i tried playing with my face man, doesn't work at all, please make a tutorial or sumthing. I'm not hanycapable ad I might sound evil but I sometimes envy your chairs when i'm at the mall..

[XxSuperWally69xX]

i was actually laughing all the way through this, really funny :)

[Zarkinsthedooper]

Funny Stuff Man!

[WOGI5M]

your very funny man. nice stuff

[ilovewhiteboy30]

@thethejens

You realize youre making fun of a handicapped guy who plays video games with his face and could still beat you at call of duty, right?

[BlariX]

lol wow I actually laughed a lot . Great video.

[PwNAd1L]

make a wish starts calling I say I want to do a cartwheel LOL

[MrJakerunescape]

lol ur amazing.

[zjcattack]

How can anyone not like this guy. No ho-mo

[RyanDGutierrez]

ahahahh!!! your amazing

[sls4009]

Make a wish calls, and I say I wanna do a cartwheel.....I literally spit my beer out. Thanks, that was hilarious.

[burridge17]

Wow, you're brilliant.

[stevewhu]

this guys funny!

[MufcATW]

It's jimmy or TAMAAAAAAA

[LordMastema]

you are funny dude! :D

[ChillOnlyKetchup]

@thethejens you better be joking

[stevewhu]

@thethejens you fail at life

[Jackisquitegood]

@thethejens You're a cunt.

[LeeL29]

Your a very funny individual

[SippinonMickeys]

EPIC!

[Vereschagin21]

Haha! This is stuff I want to see when I go on youtube!

[andysanj]

Wow, this is actually hilarious.

[Gotstodoit]

Funny!

[4sianOrDie]

hey thumbs up if you want to know how he types!

[murre234]

@4sianOrDie using his pinky

[EphraimJWitchwood]

@4sianOrDie He smashes his face into the keyboard and deletes the extra letters. :D

[TheMightyDahQ]

How does the make a wish foundation work exactly like they ask you for a wish or somthin and u can ask anythin??? like if ur really thirsty and just wish for a cold pepsi will they go buy it to you??

[GamingsBest]

@TheMightyDahQ

your dumb



[TheMightyDahQ]

@GamingsBest Hey man im just askin cuz theres no "make a wish" thingy where i live!

[LeeL29]

@TheMightyDahQ Make a wish will call the families of terminally ill people, mostly children, and give them whatever they ask for. Usually you dont hear about them giving children material gifts, but if they want to say, see Tom hanks before they die or something, they will usually give go through with it and set it all up

[Peterher3]

i don't know where you are or where you come from but i hope your happy and if your not happy i hope you will be happy in the future and stay happy for a long time :) Ur a inspiration to anyone that you can live even if you aren't perfect, everyone is beautiful in there own way. Go out side breath the fresh air and live :)

[KontractKiller7]

Hilarious dude

[guckopradley]

i never knew chuck was a comedian, cant wait to see more comedy

[meriprem]

Brilliant sense of humour and a polished presentation -

[sananapee]

seriously put comedy vids up. this really fucing funny dude hahaha

[stevewhu]

he is funny

[laxplayer496]

are you from maine?

[gangsterfied1]

@askacapper chuck my name is dominik and I think you are freaking amazing and hilarious I support your cause 150% bro!

[loumaster16]

not gunna lie i havent laughed like that in ages