Rik Mayall's Noble England - World Cup Anthem 2010

[DanHForster]

Haha, the guy in the Red tank top was my english teacher !

[kiba775237]

?&$+ rik looks great as the lion heart!

[Vetis213]

people do know this is an adapted Shakespeare monologue right?

[pinonoir302]

Cry God and win for England and St George!

Bless you Rik !, I mean Henry..., and I'm not even a bloke. LOL!!!!!

[swiv2d]

Rik Mayall should of used the cattleprod on each of the players after the world cup.

[weelittledragon]

There you have it, at 3:00. Rik Mayall is a Timelord! I knew it!

[abdiyaniman]

Top amazing...inspiring...awesome and delightful!!! Britain, time to become strong again, in God's way and under His lead! God bless the British folks

[MichaelGreeky]

fucking love this song

[bobcat1939]

ill sing this 2014

[yidarmylad666]

Rik needs to make a song for 2014 :)

[MYBATTLEBRIDE]

can anyone tell me who the chick singer is?

[MotivationRecords]

@MYBATTLEBRIDE - The female vocalist is Helen Baker. 

[JakLukey97]

rik mayall is amazing!

[theshow2k8]

Rik is a legend.

[SuperBumProductions]

RIK MAYALL! IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!

[irishcrusader99]

Rik is in the new johnny English film i believe :D

[MayallFan35]

happy valentines day rik. :-)

[flaxonx3]

Better than the forgettable rubbish anthems that went with the forgettable England team.

[Tozzywozzy01]

Good to see even Rik's son got in on it playing drums :D

[lovelifesolo]

Well done Rik making us proud! (shame we lost) he looks too old! i dont like it, it makes me scared hes gonna die! oh no i carnt live without him (yh i no its sad!) oh no im parranoid now!

[Rikairiify]

Right, I've just read all the comments and I just like to clarify that Rik actually WANTED to do this song. It's nothing about him being desperate or being racist or anything. It's just a little bit of World Cup fun. So let him do what he always does and take a bloomin' joke for a change!!!

[MayallFan35]

@Rikairiify right on rikairiify!!! if you don't like rik or his sense of humor or his patriotic attitude then shut the hell up and don't watch him do what he does best, which is the gift that GOD gave him!!! as for the rest of the comments, they are dead on, espeicaly the one left by katoushit lol!!!! LONG LIVE SIR DOCTOR THE RIK MAYAL!!!!! :-)

[MayallFan35]

i soooooo want this vid on a dvd!!!!! :-)

[katoushit]

Ah Rik you make us proud! the England team do not and will not, bunch of over paid panseys.

[MayallFan35]

i think rik taught that one guy to make that face he made back at him LOL!!!!!

[ygnir1]

How the hell was this not the official World Cup song, its a million times better than that crappy one by dizzee wascal nd yer man from league of their own

[Raydienz]

He had me sold at Henry 5 (a side).

[Rikairiify]

102 people deserve to die, the wankers.

[Rikairiify]

God, I feel so patriotic! We should have won but there you go. All hail to the Mayall!

[MayallFan35]

like Rik, this video never gets OLD. :-)

[MikeMaestro757]

"IIIIIIIIIIIITTTS....ME!.... HOORAY!" Lord Flasheart

[Restayvien]

Al Murray would approve.

[hexRQP]

That's a lad lol

[metalalien79]

Vyvyan you utter bastard!

[bergkampization]

I LOVE RIK!!!

[skylineandy]

CRY GOD AND WIN FOR ENGLAND AND ST.GEORGE !

[MayallFan35]

oh my god!! how could so many ppl dislike this video!!!!?????

[MayallFan35]

I LOOOOOOVE his voice in this. very deep and sexy. :-)

[dannyboyUK17]

now this is a proper england football song! makes me PROUD to be from this fine country! :)

[SamsStation]

I am English, I am proud to be English, if I were from any country then I would want to be English! English rule the world!!!!

[Mhcjrt]

Hysterical!

[poisoncupcake74]

I wonder how many people know that this is the same guy from Drop Dead Fred~

[HookyWooky11]

I AM ENGLISH WOOOOOO!!!!!

[supersandman86]

sod the England team, let the British comics play, we'd win

[Dollymixture91]

I didnt even know this existed! HOW! ITS AMAZING!

[AEF091]

Mayall should be knighted for this.

[AEF091]

If this song was played before every match in the world cup, then the players would have forgotten about the problems and actually played their hearts out to win. I am english and I have to acknowledge that there was just no spirit or pride something that this song shows perfectly.

[dazermurray1]

we will never again win the world cup shame :(

[1chaosstar1]

@dazermurray1 True

[MayallFan35]

@dazermurray1 i know it sucked that they lost, and to lose to germany?! WANKERS!!!!!!

[BiffaTW]

I often wonder what the look on the faces of the poncy, sloppy, prats that make up the current english football team would look like if they were confronted with a real man, a warrior like this!!!

[SharnsiR]

@BiffaTW I think he was supposed to be Henry V, one of the greatest warriors of all time.

[OfficialDjMerseyak]

you cant stop a legend like rick mayall

[ArisuObscurity]

<3 Rik, still handsome and crazy as ever.

[ooonurse33]

@ArisuObscurity yep, still quite fuckable...

[MayallFan35]

@ooonurse33 OH MY GOD YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!! PHOWARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[chubbylilloser]

How high did this get in the charts? Ive never heard it before. Its pretty good!

[MayallFan35]

@chubbylilloser not very high, sadly.

[nemheal]

The Mayall is king

[hunteroeffner]

I'm glad my Spainish team won but I love Rik.

[skylineandy]

Swear that you are worth your breeding for England and saint George ! Proud English till I die

[BonnieJez]

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

Rik Mayall is a genius

[mrgeorgebanjoman]

A damn good actor drama as well as comedy, the mans brilliant, a Real national treasure. From Kevin Turvey,(one his best & funniest creations) to this. Oscar winning performance

[mrgeorgebanjoman]

A damn good actor drama as well as comedy, the mans brilliant, a Real national treasure

[Soidisons]

RIK MY HERO!

[Soidisons]

RIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HairyChestnuts]

Not being a follower of football, I managed to completely miss this until now. It's fantastic, and Rik is on top form.

[speirs506]

lol the ref at 3:05 looks like bastian schweinsteiger

[Rikairiify]

Rik for prime minister!

[donalex13]

Does anyone else think that Rik looks like Lars Ulrich in this video?

[val46duke]

I love this.....

[JustJenna175]

this man is a living legend my idol for as long as i live :)

[kgtm1962]

bit of a genius

[grizelfoot]

Rik would fit right in with JD as a loony pirate.

[BiffaTW]

For England and St George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Oh, this chant has been in my head for at least a week now XDDD

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

I have had this chant in my head for at least a week. But I don't care - I love it! =D xxx

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Ooh, what's that glorious, beautiful sound I hear? Oh yes, of course - It's Rik Mayall's lovely voice ;)

[Soidisons]

I think we should get rik for Holland. We would have won.

[MayallFan35]

OHHHHHHH HELL YEAH hornybaba!!!!!

[Soulditch]

I already wanted Rik for president, now I want him as a motivator as well.

This man is a living legend, you englishmen should be proud of this man.

A dutch man.

[Schnuki06]

Outstanding - should be our Hymn : ) Greetz from Krautland! Geile Mukke - simply a cool song! ENGELAND!

[MayallFan35]

ok im very relieved that this is still up!!!! i looooove this vid and would miss it terribly if were taken down. :-)

[74kennymac]

im a proud scot but got to admit this is actually not bad...rik is a legend

[neophonicuk]

loved it!

[XxgiancarloxX94]

wait till the eurocup !! we are going to kick some asses COME ON YOU ENGLAND!

[Luxord989]

Makes one proud to be English :)

[gudlad61]

Forget the football........... This makes me proud to be ENGLISH!

[oldsynth]

This vid is still great .... even if the current England "team" are useless. What makes us proud to be English, is having people like Rik Mayall to inspire us...ON, ON YOU NOBLE ENGLISH!!!

[ximXnotXokx]

Well this explains it all...England needed a pre-match pep talk from good old Rik, not Fabio!!!

[c64c64c64]

this video makes me want to be english!

[c64c64c64]

itv have basically stolen this...having brian blessed say the lines..and not as well.

[Epic13]

@c64c64c64 YEP!

RIK MAYALL is a LEGEND!

[oldsynth]

Girl singing in the background is Helen Baker, she's gorgeous and makes the song. Nice one Helen xxx

[closertofiftythanyew]

i have heard germans, these days, are trainspotters as their main hobby. Honest, or something,

watch?v=c7QEXveZme4

[closertofiftythanyew]

Fabio, I hope John Terry is up, at least, to his tenth pint of fine english ale.

Anything less, and you will have me to answer to, Fabio.

: )

[simonpauldell]

Nope, he is a wanker, always has been, always will be

[AICabal]

@simonpauldell you must be one hell of a CUNT if you dislike Rik. Bet you don't have many friends.

[Grindley08]

@simonpauldell i guess your rather a Christian or just some nob head who does not have a good sense of humour xD

[bisque]

@simonpauldell dont talk about yourself like that mate. have a little self confidence and you might be as popular as good old rik mayall himself

[Oddsodz]

This is just great.

[semitasking1]

Is Rick Mayall?

[AICabal]

Whatever happens we kicked your nazi asses in 2 world wars, always remember that.

[Schnuki06]

WE`RE THE KRAUTS - AND BEAT INGALAND ??? 2010 and you really use WW2-alike-diction? Germany agianst The3Lions - the betterone is going to win, nothing more - or less!.Become adult.

[xxxstexxx]

my fave shakespere quote! Rik or Brian Blessed? . . . RIK MAYALL!!!

[Griffobot]

better than that dizzie rascal tosh

[lukeaton1]

this is a great battle cry, just like the one done by brian blessed, COME ON YOU ENGLAND

[hgmjbtl]

Rik Mayall is a legend 

[Wings0711]

Yeah! Come on England!!! YOU ARE THE CHAMPION! I'm from Taiwan,but I cheer for England team!!! For a long time!!! Wow!!! GO ENGLAND!!! YOU RULE!!!

[Hauntedchippy]

Actually a rather good song. Bucking the traditional trend for football songs being purile rubbish.

[closertofiftythanyew]

Rik Mayall from the Young Ones!! Yeh, very patriotic - Rick from the young ones would have called those overpaid footie players England have got now a bunch of capitalist fascists if was still about now.

Kick their arses Fabio, and if they want beer, give them gallons of the stuff, always works.

[Mazaveli]

Germany will throw in the white flag just like in both wars. Pussy nation.

[Triplesod]

@Mazaveli Oh shut up, Maz. I know you're probably young but saying stuff like that makes you look like a completely obnoxious, ignorant cretin who really knows absolutely nothing about what he's saying.

[AICabal]

Bring the fucking germans on. COME ON ENGLAND.

[SoundgardenKnight]

England is done they are not beating Germany LOLOLOLOL

[Griffobot]

@SoundgardenKnight

oh well, the germans may beat us, but you know:

2 world wars and 1 world cup (8) eh?

[nealex]

ia m 12 what is this?

[jackforporn]

FUCK YOU SLOVAKIA. maybe the team were shown this. they're not shit anymore

[precinctful]

@jackforporn what?

[matt99is]

Best world cup song this time round, hands down. Rik pisses on that fat shit cordon

[coloursarge]

Enjoyable very motivating, in fact motivated my goodself into putting together this little ditty Bloodstream feel free to check it out for yourself... CMON ENGLAND!

[robiiC9109]

a 4:00 the guy at the bottom screamin looks like gary neville hahaha

[Gassebol]

Go U S A!

[Snoopy607154]

mmm... im galad i downloaded that

[MayallFan35]

why the hell wont' they play THIS at the games!!!!?????

[danisgrate]

Some kind of medieval epic needs to be made just so Rik can portray a king.

[theshow2k8]

RITCHIE!!!!!!!!!

[BritishStrings]

I have a tear in my eye...

ENGLAND!

[Elvinauk]

Whoa!!!! Rik Mayall goes all shakespeare on us! That was bloody awesome.

[theoriginalmyky]

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; teach them how to war. And you,Whose limbs were made in England, show us here The mettle of your pasture; let us swear That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not; For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

[IIGuinnessII]

Why is this not the anthem??? Rik Mayall is a LEGEND!!!!

[upyertube]

lildevalz1990 said "THAT GIRL WHO SINGS IN THE BACKGROUND HAS AN AMAZING VOICE , SENDS SHIVERS DWN MY BCK..."

Does Anyone have a clue who she is?

[samcreate124]

It's like it's been done by the director of dr who.

[lildevalz1990]

THAT GIRL WHO SINGS IN THE BACKGROUND HAS AN AMAZING VOICE , SENDS SHIVERS DWN MY BCK LOL ... COME ON YOU ENGLAND !! X

[SPodlike]

Probably the best antem we never had!?!

[oldsynth]

I can't stop watchin this vid......gives me goosebumps.

[bumsmellpoo]

Pause at 2:06

Anyone watch balls of steel?

Rik kinda looks like the big gay following guy from it... or maybe it's just me

[EZAblinG]

GERMANY 1 ENGLAND 5 NOBLE VICTORY

[Schmutpltzen]

he would be the best role for a medevil type movie :'] a good king part.

[oldsynth]

Rik you legend

[MrWarrenSavage]

UP YOURS GERMANY :D

[TightAltaaaaaaaaah]

GERMANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYY

OHO NOBLE GERMANY

OHH GERMANY 3-1 england MOUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WORLD CUPS 2010 4 hahhaaa

[bisque]

@TightAltaaaaaaaaah don't make us come over there and kick your arse again, things have finally calmed down and it'd be a shame to destroy you again.

[KhaostheoryV2]

damn awful song BUT I LOVE IT :D

[rspratt]

I love Rik Mayall. He WILL be a Sir/OBE/MBE or something like that one day. This is the best World Cup 2010 song out there and there is no-one better to have done it. C'mon England (I don't even care for football!) and c'mon Rik Mayall!

[hornybaba]

Rik Mayall for next England Coach.

[Gamecommunity]

@hornybaba Should have got him to give those lines to the team at half time in the Algeria match...

[retiredhockeyplayer2]

oh I like this a lot

Waaaaay better than the usual tosh so far.

Uplifting and funny at the same time.

[giantguy1321]

Anyone else think Rik would make a great pirate in Pirates of the Caribbean 4?????

[xrockhaz0]

@giantguy1321 that would be amazing they were gonna get him to play as peaves in harry potter but he was ill or something

[MayallFan35]

@giantguy1321 LOL!!! ok then. :-) 

[TK42138]

@giantguy1321

Yes, totally.

[SpearheadWarrior]

@giantguy1321

Oh Whoa,

That would be amazing!

[SeedOfDante]

@giantguy1321 actually u make a good point, sucks dat they started shooting last month, he wuld've made a hilarious pirate

[panokitt]

@giantguy1321...  Haha, he would be great as a pirate! :-D

[llewsedwod]

@giantguy1321 PIRATEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

WE CAN CUT OFF OUR LEGS AND GLUE ON WOODEN ONES, SAIL TEH SEVEN SEAS!!!

I'M THE PIRATE THAT DOESN'T TOUCH ANYTHING!?

EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE!!!!

[metalclock9]

@giantguy1321 I actually thought Johnny Depp based Jack Sparrow's mannerisms on Rick's Rik in the young ones.

[MrSupaAli]

Brennan - you are a clown. I may be born in England but I will never support a team whose fans dress as crusaders.

Will be supporting Algeria on Friday and expect at least a draw against England's millionaire muppets.

[Brennan946]

@MrSupaAli I support the team the same way i support my local team, i support the english football team, not the english government. i just support the idea that people can unite to supporting football and have a good time and just watch the game... i completely condemn the british government and what we do overseas by supporting the football team it does not mean i support any of our actions or any of the actions made by twats in the uk eg the nazi bnp and edl...

[theshow2k8]

@MrSupaAli

Crusaders? is that what you think of when you see that gear is it?!

[Ben300263]

This is pretty awful actually......... I love Rik, the man is truly a legend, but maybe this would have been a little better with Ade Edmondson involved...........

[slickwillywize]

Awesome . good ole Rik has given England a classic tune. they'll be no Agincourt this year thou at the World Cup.

[franky510]

All racist bastards are jealous of the English! England is the greatest country in the world!

[will00078]

@franky510

hahaha,, well one thing they aint jealous of is your soccer team. waste of time all hype as usual. wait until real teams get stuck into ye!!!

[franky510]

@will00078 Wait until "real teams" knock us out on penalties with the help of a bent ref would be more accurate.

[will00078]

@franky510

No need for bent refs !!! Ye are so useless it even amazed me and i always knew ye were shit. Rooney looked like a 3rd divison striker

[filthyfunker]

@will00078 Rooney looked like a striker with to much pressure on him. Jog on you yank cunt.

[will00078]

@filthyfunker

ha ha ya ya all mouth no trousers typical. Rooney is one of the best if not the best striker and worker in the world but whatever it is with the english setup they cant get it right.

86 & 90 were real teams these are just pretenders with prob exceptions to rooney terry gerard lampard. Rest of them just a gang of nancy boys

[filthyfunker]

@will00078 I was sticking up for rooney you doss cunt.

[rwp80rwp80]

@will00078 Bah! I tried to give you thumbs up, because you're right, but I slipped and accidentally thumbed down. :(

Guess I'm a nancy boy with the mouse.

[RookieCaboose1]

@ar4216. Were you watching the game?? England were all over USA, it was the Americans who were lucky not to lose mate.

[ar4216]

Is that Vivian from The Young Ones? Anyway, England is lucky they didn't lose to a clearly much more talented American team. Time to face reality England, you're not that good.

[Purpl3Luv]

@ar4216 I refuse to accept such concepts as luck. I completely agree with RookieCaboose1. England were all over America. Next time you want to display your ignorance on a video made for the English people, make sure you watch the match and understand the rules mate so that you don't offend anyone.

[shakticharel]

@ar4216 we know we are not that good but we were still all over ya!

[slobjob13]

@ar4216 I wouldn't care if we were the worst team in the comp, IM ENGLAND TILL I DIE!

[Clou4strif3]

thumbs up if u think this should be our national anthem

[ralphinio4]

Henry fifth ftw!

[emerson1932]

I'm brazilian, and I've been living in England for the whole 2009, and I must say: this is the real spirit of the REAL british men!

[togalogs]

@emerson1932 The real spirit of British me is not in the ones kicking a blow up ball around a field or the ones with their beer belly's yelling while watching them...