The Apprentice UK S03E01 P3

[PixelKachou]

8:12 88 MILES AN HOUR!!

[DrTangoDrCash]

The Quantum Physicist is on it because nobody wants to know scientists until the sh;t hits the fan! She did truely F*ck up the milk!

[cartmansdouble]

quantum fuckin physicist yr kiddin me

[hummussexual]

how does sir alan choose these candidates-he doesnt liek them too young or too old n he doesnt like those who are self employed so why give them a chance

most of them just wanna be famous

lok at tre azam hes now a tv personality

same with saira khan

[ChrisMiller1994]

Adam looks like he really knows what he's talking about at 1:10, shame he doesn't really continue that, I like him...

[pomegranateish]

The least attractive female ALWAYS get eliminated first.

My prediction: bye bye physicist

[UncleBastyPictures]

1:28 I thought she said she loves pressure...

[Alexmo555]

Gerri is such a waste of space.

[ohdoshutit1]

i love being called sweetheart. whats wrong with you women

[thankuify]

lol..."i love working under pressure"...famous last words...

[GlennYule]

jadines a fanny man

[batcaked]

why not use powdered milk

[xxshannen1xx]

@batcaked fresh milk froths better.

[redstillidie69]

Ok. Let's math it. 700 cups of coffee and that bitch wants to buy 200 Litres of milk. So that's about 300 ML in each coffee. A regular white or black coffee is 250 ML. How they will accomodate 300 ML of milk in 250 ML coffee? Are they really that qualified "business people" ? It's simple math which I studied in grade 4 at school I didn't have to go to harward to business school to find out I dont need 200 Litres of milk.

[ginfan1234]

@redstillidie69

Did she say she was a quantum physicist too??

[redstillidie69]

@ginfan1234 Yeah she did...and she should be comfortable with counting protons neutrons and electrones which are in millions...and this is simply 700 cups of coffee.

[cl1cka]

@redstillidie69 you don't realy count protons and neutrons and electrons and they are not millions or so - they are just 1 of each in each atom. You can count atoms, which is pointless as they are infinite....and that's not what physicists do anyway...

[L0rM]

88 MILES AN HOUR!

[lanpingpug]

Noisy bitch. I would have punched her with all that annoying laughing.

[littlemonster333]

@lanpingpug aww :( I thought it was quite sweet and funny. She was just excited. x

[austenbosten]

I don't want to sound like a businessman (I am not) but wouldn't it make more sense to have the cart set up at 0530 and begin selling at 0600 so they can get all the people going to work. 0800 just seems like a time where the majority of people are already in their offices working. Anyone care to comment?

[lanpingpug]

@austenbosten Totally true.

[Interscene]

Tre is clearly a tosser. He disrespects the team and from the way he treats Jadine I wonder if he has a problem with women.

He certainly isn't happy under a woman manager the amount of times he talks over her, ignores her and makes stupid comments about her.

The real telling point will be seeing if he's just as rude to a male project manager too~

[KingKungFuCantona]

@Interscene He's just gobby. He wasn't as respectful as the others, but his ideas were usually right. I'd be screaming if that bitch was my project manager

[mattan147]

Tre = lucifer himself!

[marthafarquar]

400 snack bars OK, but bloody Nutri-Grain??? you'd need 200 litres of milk to take the taste away

[luna1463]

Geri sounds like a fat woman being tickled.

[Minimus1992]

"They end the day with 65 litres of milk and 400 snack bars"

Any coffee perchance?

[siralanchimp]

Tthat fat bloke sounds like a football coach.

[IcedOutGangsta]

Naomi is soooo hot!

[nevfx]

@IcedOutGangsta I have to agree. :D

[frolicwitme]

lol best thing he could have hoped for, oh andy you were trying your best not to be project manager the day before.

could almost read his mind from his expressions lol, something like shit shit shit shit bollicks bollicks bollicks fuck fuck fuck i'm going to get fired first!!!!!

[RydEr555555]

lets face it andy was working with a bunch of twats

[GlennYule]

200 litres of milk lmao wtf is she on?

[7heAre7s]

I only like season 3 because of Tre Azam. Legend.

[1chrispalmer]

series 3 are by far the worst out of all five

[drumtum]

@1chrispalmer I think that series 4 is the best one, and with series 5 as a close runner up. But this series have some funny moments though. Trey´s constant arguments with Rory,"I am your boss" and Simon´s presentation of the trampoline. Series 2 was a total bore.

[Natasha26]

The Apprentice was really different back then... as in weird looking candidates & slow pace...

[tiger55331]

@ ponyhunter

Your momma is disgusting. Don't you say that shit, even if you don't mean it

[oliveklue]

SAS was definitely a bit bitchy when he decided to swap team leaders

[luckyspurs]

Jadine seems a nice enough person.

She just became very annoying in the way she was trying to assert herself with all the boys on her new team.

[ponyhunter99]

All black people like this lady project manager is disgusting

[helz44]

I loe how Sir Alan always takes them to a completely random location to tell them about the task and then sends them on somewhere else. I know it's for the show of it all but i'm not sure Sir Alan is thinking about his carbon footprint lol.

[AkeakamaiTheFirst]

08:13 "88 miles an hour!" LOL That's from Back to the Future.

[AkeakamaiTheFirst]

What on Earth is a Quantum Physicist doing in a show like this? I just don't get it.

[bigforrap]

@AkeakamaiTheFirst

Probably a finance manager for a company specialising in that field. It would look lame if they put 'manager/advisor/salesperson' for everyone. Nice mix. You'll probably find a veterinarian and a pharmacist somewhere along the line as well...

[KingDT2007]

@AkeakamaiTheFirst calculating the velocity and speed that bullshit artist crash at.

[Troopada]

@AkeakamaiTheFirst What on Earth is a Quantum Physicist doing saying 1000 cups of coffee = 250l of milk. And how the fuck does she think 1000 cups in the 1st place!!!!! she's out her depth get back to the world of fairy tail names protons and nutrons and pretend you have answers for unanswerable questions

[LittleimaginatioN]

At 1.19 Simon is standing up and at 1.20 he is sitting down!? Editing tut tut

[Technilady]

@LittleimaginatioN - Very well noticed. Continuity should have picked that one up.

Eagle eye, you! :-)

[thefairlysimple1]

for someone who has just been demolished for the name and where he got it from, tre should take a low profile instead of being a sarcastic twit, and throwing his, lack of, weight around, i dont like him and this is only the 1st task.

[ahmwalker]

Is it me or is Sir Alan Sugar 'nicer' in this series???

[Caspers187]

03:37 hahahahhaha the guy on the bike

[luna1463]

if he called me sweetheart he'd get a slap - sleazy git

[faYte0607]

can i call you sweetheart then?:)

[luna1463]

lol :p

[smilersmiling]

a kinky slap?

[luna1463]

sure :p

[jamelmektoub]

Why the fuck did they buy snacks?

Weren't they supposed to sell coffee??

[nousernameswhy]

it's nice to munch on something while drinking a hot brew =)

[jamelmektoub]

guess your right ;)

[Oldsoho]

What a fucken creep that Andy geezer is.

[UnderDog988]

i like the bold guy his calm in control he says the right thing to keep everyone happy and he get every involved so they get motivated

[UnderDog988]

Lol the manage is so stupid... this is buiness not A SOCIAL

[rp3632]

65 litres of milk? Jesus Christ! I doubt they could sell that if they were running a milk stall. Don't they realise that a single coffee takes a friggin tiny amount of milk?!

[tufty1990]

She is a bad manager, besides her attitude buying the wrong coffee particularly with someone on her team quite sensibly saying lets make damn sure we at least buy the right coffee

[SentoukiEX]

Hahah 8:13 "88 MILES PER HOURRRR"

[SubterraneanPop]

1:48 lol! Scary, man!

[Wulfenbach]

First time seeing this show im expecting a whole lot of bullshit

[AjRhCp]

Thanks for telling us.

[skylur44]

Once AGAIN, PLEASE DO NOT GIVE IT AWAY; what were you THINKING????? Idiot!

[tufty1990]

If your talking about people putting spoilers in their comments you surely must have guessed that spoilers were a possibility before you read them. Yes they are annoying if you havent seen the program but if your that annoyed by it watch the program first then come back and make comments

[guitarhero5445]

send a friend invite i am trying to get 100 friends by june 2009!

[markukkerd]

7:30

[05005051]

"You have to understand, yeah, as the manager, you're all shouting at me; there's a lot of pressure on me."

Says the woman who said she loves to work under pressure, and "bring it on, Sir Alan"...

[theonewayroad01]

Lol, a good one mate.

[djdogjuam]

gerry has the most fucking annoting voice iv ever heard.

[blahhblahh2000]

i dont think any of them found it hard to adapt to a woman as a leader.. it's just that..she wasn't saying or leading properly.

[sweetappletits]

lol! did they just say they were gna go head to head with Starbucks?? haha.. ROFL ^_^

[sweetappletits]

lol jadine said she loves working under pressure!! A HUMAN BEING CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH PRESSURE!! hahaha lol :o good luck woman!!

[blumetatron]

It is the apprentice/alan sugar attitude in business that has led to the destruction of our environment. The pig headed attitude that there is no place for intellectual thought or moral consideration in business. Of course its not even true but too many of these fat bellied dicks in suits and ties think it is, and its those greedy fat cunts who are the planet fuckers, Sugar is like a cheerleader for the dumbass backward thinking planet fuckers.

[Interscene]

200 litres?

Shes got her x10s totally messed up and for a scientist thats just daft.

I don't know how much milk she THINKS she needs, for 1000 customers thats 200ml each. Given most coffee's are 300ml portions she's just being retarded.

I bet she meant 20ml (which is about what I use in my coffee and tea) and just got her multiples wrong changing from ml to litres. Even 65 litres is double what they need.

For a so-called scientist, unforgiveable. Its no wonder she sells computers for a living.

[benawl]

I think they were working on the premise of making lattes.

Since her figures are fine if they make all milk coffees.

[Interscene]

If her figures are fine, can you give a run through of yours?

Thats almost a can of coke of milk per coffee. Sounds excessive to me.

[benawl]

Really? A large latte uses nearly that much, maybe 250ml once frothed up. Indeed, she imagined a silly amount of coffees would be sold but, if they were all milk coffees, it need not be too excessive.

Anyhow I mean no offence.

[Emp454]

@ Interscene, I thought Alan Sugars Amstrad company is all about selling computers?

[sunker]

male + woman = Carnal

[Bee3nazz]

listen to christina she is right!!!

[Interscene]

I think its fairly obvious from this episode and pretty much all the others, Tre has no respect for women whatsoever.

[uno2004]

if they just have b&w coffee then no one will go there over star bucks that has like 20 variates!

[oofeewise]

i tot she likes pressure? bullsh*t!

[bumcakes]

What if a customer is allergic to chocolate?

[GermaineIlya]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE UPLOAD!

[jeffrags2]

I was wrong: there is narration, but it's minimalist and not redundant and insulting to one's intelligence.

What a bunch of ordinary-looking ladies. Very refreshing. :-)

[Interscene]

200 litres?

Shes got her x10s totally messed up and for a scientist thats just daft and unforgivable.

I don't know how much milk she THINKS she needs, for for 700 customers thats 285ml. Given most coffee's are 400ml portions she's just being retarded.

I bet she meant 28.5ml (which is about what I use in my coffee and tea) and just got her multiples wrong changing from ml to litres.

For a so-called scientist, unforgiveable. Its no wonder she sells computers for a living.

[donchuckles]

200 litres of milk wft

[Camelsarse]

Geri's laugh makes me want to shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

[rdmviet]

a chocolate symbol is forced upon consumers??? caps are so 90's!

[badgersex76]

Can't beleive Tre using that company's name! if first impressions are important then he's fucked!

[tufty1990]

He claimed he planned the entire thing to stand out which is clearly bullshit

[floydma]

how is he gonna advise them that they can do a coffee a minute and then tell them that they can do 80 to 100 an hour. THats just doesnt add up. and they are all standing there believing him like he even knows what he is talking about. 2 cups of coffe aminute. starbucks doesnt even sell that much coffee.

[jamesbuc]

No hes saying how much they could sell per hour. Not how much they can sell :) Big difference there.

[fortune32]

ye... you got the point but the wrong choice of words. "No he's saying how much they could potentially sell per hour. Not how much they can realistically hope to sell :) Big difference" makes it more clear i think. Bet someone's gonna correct me though..lol

[Rockee92]

i hate men like that- "sweetheart" what a tosser

[jamesbuc]

I dont see why that makes him a tosser :P Its a usual greeting in the UK. Ease up a bit ;)

[tazzarman]

Thanks for posting,its time for catch up,i missed this episode,ta very much.

[kouneli3]

Black women do my head in...they are so bossy and all talk talk talk...blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

[zintzun]

A lot of women are like that

[dandan88se]

u twat

[dubzy81]

i hate those cheesy walkie-talkie phones

[Camelsarse]

400 snack bars! blimey, how they gnona get rid of all those!? Can't wait to see what happens........

;o)

[Elmar1065]

lol me2 :D

[BeatleFanVD]

thanks for posting look foward to seeing more episodes!

[OmiJoo]

Thank you!

Can't wait for more <3

[lozmoz1983]

Thanks for posting this episode! Keep up the good work. Can't wait for the new series coming soon!