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  • EPIC.

  • 22 people don't think weapons are machine tools

  • Bill Hicks went waaaaaay b4 his time. RIP brother!

  • Ha. Funny they are saying now.. "Iran...incredible weapons...". History repeats.

  • Legend!

  • Everytime I hear Bill emulate the Bushs, his Texan descent and accent really helps! Hicks sounds very similar to Bush Jr., adding a plus F-U to that fascist-dynastical-oligarchica­l family of dipshits.

  • shut up! it's a machine tool

  • Our government, and the corporatocracy that controls it, is utterly corrupt and is insidiously ruining the world. This is not conspiracy, it is the truth.

    As a start, please watch the youtube videos below. Don't have time? Well make time! Turn off the brain-dead sitcoms, football games, and rented movies for a week and learn something. Watch them damn it, in order, start- finish.

    Complete Original Zeitgiest 07 with 2010 Updates

    Zeitgeist Moving Forward Official

    Zeitgeist Addendum

  • IT WAS A CHICKEN COOP....

  • what a woman was bill hicks. shut up you crying biatch and bring me a beer!

  • @smallpotatoes989 Wow, thats... wow. Such enlightenment. You just combined sexism, alcoholism and intolerance in such a stereo-typically white trash way I just had to comment. Shit, I may have to give you some kind of award and donate you to medical science while I'm at it.

  • @LeoRikimaru My point is that I do not have any respect for him anymore. He was a big influence in my life, he made a lot of sence but now I see thro him. he had good intentions but he was no fighter.

  • @smallpotatoes989 This was a time when some of the most corrupt individuals in Americas political history were in-charge both in government and media promoting an aversion to thinking or questioning, if you said anything remotely close to what he did you were branded a heathen communist and turned into a social outcast yet he made a career out of it whilst dealing with alcohol and drug addiction. Not a fighter? Really? Sounds like a guy with balls to me.

  • @LeoRikimaru LOL. What a dunce. Hicks didn't "deal with" drug and alcohol addiction. HE WAS ADDICTED. He wasn't mugged by some heroin on his way home. He CHOSE it. Show a reference for the govt calling hicks a "communist" to support your absurd claims. I thought not. The page is littered with your nonsensical, twisted, childish remake of "logic". Grow up. Perhaps you could limit yourself to just supplying the reference, or shutting up?

  • @kenfo0 What the fuck are you on about you strange little man?

    At what point did I say Hicks was a communist? Are you retarded or just incapable of reading properly?

  • @kenfo0 Christ, why even try and reason with you? You're pretty much the white trash representation of every single product of brother/sister/father love triangle. Its no obscure fact that the times in which he lived and worked were plagued by a willful ignorance that branded questioning your government as a thing to be shunned.

    If you want to contest that look at Bush Senior's and Regan's speeches. Or don't. I don't really give a fuck either way, be willfully ignorant if you want.

  • Amazing foresight or what, he could be talking the same story about George W. seven years later??!! It just goes to show - SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY!

  • bill was shown on bbc  today. BUT they edited out all of the iraq stuff!!!

  • I saw this U.S. Navy commercial, saying "As long as the world is dangerous, the U.S. Navy will continue to serve". Good idea, let's sell some more weapons. -_-

  • We miss you Bill, oh how the world needs you now

  • Sounds like Big Bush raised little Bush up just the same.

  • @DBCOOPER888 Are you serious? F*ck you man. You are really trying to defend the Bush administration? Where do you think the people who sold iraq weapons came from? And some of those conciousless assholes became politicians! Bill Hicks is dumb? Look in the mirror. Go back to the right wing, christian's for nuclear armament, backwards cult you come from you f*cking putz. Just stop breathing. Please. The world will be better.

  • To clarify, the most was dual-use equipment for industrial use.

  • Bill Hicks is dumb...we never gave them weapons.

  • @DBCOOPER888 no you didnt , you sold them

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  • @DBCOOPER888 You should seek out the truth for yourself before regurgitating conditioned beliefs to feel secure. Look up the book --- Spider's Web: The Secret History of How the White House Illegally Armed Iraq --- (most thorough book on the matter) I'm not expecting much from you, so the very least you can do to educate yourself on this cover up is find thus book on amazon, and read one of the reviews... if your actively interested in learning and growing that is.

  • @surgame Shut the fuck up with your condescending remarks dude. I know all about that already. It's mostly bullshit.

  • @DBCOOPER888 Ok dude. The book was extremely detailed and well researched. Been awhile, but i remember it being around 75% documentation and 25% hearsay. Can you please point me in the right direction to learn that its mostly bullshit?

  • @DBCOOPER888 google rumsfeld and saddam and see the pic of the handshake that sealed one of the many deals in the 80's. Common info dopey

  • @blimy007 I'm the "dopey"? I'm not the one lacking reading comprehension at least. I never said we didn't have an agreement with them. However, it was limited to intelligence sharing and general guidance. We didn't give them weapons. At most, some private companies gave them dual use equipment for industrial use.

  • @DBCOOPER888 lmfao You're one of those "America never does bad shit because we're a God fearing nation, God bless America" types aren't you? Are you aware that America is one of the biggest arms dealing countries in the world? It has supplied not just Iraq but Vietnam (before the war), Afghanistan, Africa, shit almost every country that isn't first world so please take your uninformed idiocy and spout it at the carer you clearly need.

  • @DBCOOPER888 The gas used on the Kurds and the Iranian war was made in America. 

  • @DBCOOPER888

    Direct quote from "The People's History of the United States", by Howard Zinn, a historian.

    "When he was gassing the Kurds, he was gassing them using chemical weapons that were manufactured in Rochester, New York. And when he was fighting a long and protracted war with Iran, where one million people died, it was the CIA that was funding him. It was U.S. policy that built this dictator." --Fadia Rafeedie, referring to Saddam Hussein (University of California--Berkeley, 2000)

  • @rainstormseattle A direct quote from kenfo0: "howard zinn has made an awful lot of money and lived quite well within the system he whines so much about, selling his version of history. funny how that works.".

  • Noone ever made sense of this fucking world like Bill...in a way a 9 yeard old would understand...incredible

  • Thanks to you - you fucker!  LMAO!

  • I disliked this cuz Bill Hicks is overrated as shit. Where are the jokes? He's just going up there saying "the government is bullshit" YEAH NO SHIT BILL... does he every have any punchlines or jokes? Jesus I hate how everyone worships this guy.

  • @svendiamond Suck the devils cockkkkkkkkk.

  • @svendiamond hm, quite

  • @svendiamond Go watch carrot top or Andy Dick. It sounds like they would appeal more to your sophisticated tastes.

  • @LeoRikimaru What is up with you youtube people always being so high and mighty? You just wake up in the morning, get on YouTube, and get ready to try to talk down to people on the Internet? I'm just saying does he ever do any material besides religion/politics.

  • @svendiamond Might wanna scroll up to your opening line there pal. And yep, he does.

  • @LeoRikimaru What?

  • @svendiamond Drugs, films, music, yokels, lots of stuff. People tend to home in on the political and religious stuff because its poignant as well as funny highlighting how ludicrous the situation back then was when it was a taboo subject. Through out his career Bill Hicks was heavily censored as highlighted by the Letterman show scandal when his entire act was cutout for doing a bit on pro-lifers. In short it isn't just the fact that he was funny that people appreciate, its that he had balls.

  • @LeoRikimaru I see. Yeah I watched that censored performance and that's when I saw some other material and yeah he is hilarious.

  • @LeoRikimaru Andy Dick is much funnier than this guy, although Hicks is right on with regards to his philosophy.

  • @ladistar Anyone could do what he does. You or me could dye our hair blonde, put on some glasses, put on an effeminate voice and make base jokes about gays, blacks and sex. There is no creativity in his act, he is one of the most mediocre acts out there.

  • best comedian ever!! lol

  • I wish he lived to see 9/11, he would have been the few people who are able to reach out to millions of people and speak the truth. Like Charlie Sheen..

  • @BonkersTheBear Epic winning.

  • absolutely frightening how applicable his material is to today's world. this is someone who understood full well what was happening on this planet before the internet. Bill was a special man; a god damn shame he isn't alive today to provide us all with the breath of reality it seems we all need

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  • why all the cool people have to die...

  • I felt safe when Bill Hicks was here.

  • Even more true today

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  • This war is for Alladin!

  • what is he saying at 1:00 "well we looked at the..."?

  • @LucaTurilli89 receipt 

  • @LucaTurilli89 receipt (bill)

  • This ones for Aladdin!!!

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  • I laughed, I cried. Lets wake up!

  • US sold a lot of weapons to many "scoundrel nations" (great business indeed), not only to Iraq, the main problem with Iraq was that it's nukes desires were a fear for Israel and US did the best to dissipate them once for ever.

  • I know a lot of famous comedians like this guy, and maybe this type of act was groundbreaking stuff at the time, but comedians like Doug Stanhope does the whole social commentary thing infinitely better.

  • @KingOfClay its not about whos better i see them in the same class because comedy like this is very important and is not just about laughing but seeing things the way they are...these guys are legends:)just like george carlon:)

  • @CaramelMarshmallow

    Marcus Brigstocke, George Carlin, Greg Giraldo, Bill Maher (not so much the stand-up, but his tv shows), Louis CK, Alonzo Bodden...

  • i love people that spew this hicks was bitter at the end shit... i'd like to see any of these dickwads do stand up a few months before they bleed out their asses to death

  • Another great voice silenced.

  • Hicks and Carlin FTW

  • @CANISLUPIS100 yeah carrot top packed my bags

  • brillant!

  • There's 17 people who realized that they were used by their government to kill iraqi women and children.

  • what if iraq kidnapped macgyver?!

  • Who the hell *dislikes* this?

  • @LeoRikimaru U.S ''farming equipment '' sellers I guess would dislike this ;p

  • @LeoRikimaru upitty conservative religious ppl with no sense of humor

  • @LeoRikimaru the bush administration

  • @LeoRikimaru 19 Globalists saw this video

  • @LeoRikimaru Right wingers...

  • @LeoRikimaru republicans

  • @LeoRikimaru you havnt got a fucking clue you dick head

  • @bonzilicke Obviously more than you: Its spelled haven't... not "havnt" you mentally challenged pedophile.

  • @LeoRikimaru people who aren't empty-headed leftists. that was easy. what else do you need explained to you, retard? How to get to the short bus on time?

  • @kenfo0 Oh wow, you just typed an insulting, poorly punctuated sentence. You must have something really important to sa- oh wait, my bad. Turns out your just another idiotic, inbred, scum sucking excuse for a human being who believes that everything comes under right-wing and left-wing.

    Oh and way to make fun of mentally handicapped people, must take alot of guts. Any other minorities you want to make fun of? Maybe the gays or the ethnic... or maybe just stick to the Jews, you fucking Nazi.

  • @Leo HAHAHA. Please, stupid asshole; feel free to point out my "poorly punctuated sentences".  You can't, you FUCKING MORON. You whine about insults, then feel free to insult. Funny how that works. You simply proved EXACTLY what I said, you empty-headed, leftist loser. Also, I don't mock "gays". I speak directly to the disgusting depravity of homosexuality. Awwww....the empty headed leftist pulled the "nazi-card" out awfully early. What a pathetic, and yet completely expected display.

  • @kenfo0

    1. I'm not your English teacher which is a relief as I doubt you're capable of learning... well, anything.

    2. I do feel free to insult, thanks for reaffirming that though.

    3. Politics doesn't interest me in the slightest. I have no "left" or "right" views.

    4. "I speak directly to the disgusting depravity of homosexuality". You seem to of researched it heavily for someone disgusted, maybe its time for you to come out of the closet.

    5. No cards involved, just the obvious truth. 

  • @kenfo0 I notice you never responded Ken so I'm just gonna chalk this one down as a win for the sane people. Can't say I'm that pleased, it was kind of like frying a particularly slow ant with a magnifying glass.

    Take care, Adolf. ;-)

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  • @CaptBenWillard Hey there Benny boy. I wondered why I couldn't find your comment but then I realized it'd been removed! Wow, I guess people just couldn't handle the truth eh? :P

    If you share views with a tyrant be prepared to be compared to him. I don't regret calling him what I did, he is truly a loathsome individual and many would agree with me. So yes, sorry Benjo. This obnoxious asshole isn't joining your choir anytime soon. :-)

    P.S. Why do all of you guys have it in for the disabled? :S

  • Oh just so people get an idea of the titan like intellect that I was up against; " Lastly, like a retard coming in last in a race" Genius, pure genius. You deserve an award ceremony solely for that excerpt.

  • @LeoRikimaru Dumbass fundamentalist christian, rightwing republican trash hick rednecks.

  • @MoreGilmour We have a winner. :-)

  • @LeoRikimaru don't worry, they're just idiots.

  • @LeoRikimaru Denis Leary.  George Bush.

  • @LeoRikimaru  21 assholes

  • the prophet

  • Wow, for some reason, there's more to this bit than in the version of Revelations I saw. Thank you!

  • Bless Bill and all he stood for.

  • although i don't agree with all of bill's views, he was awake to the bs reality we are sold. "go back to sleep america...your government is under control..."

  • @mdbarnes21 agreed

  • I had never heard of Bill Hicks before. I just saw a trailer for a movie about him that's coming out soon. Very funny and very smart. Similar commentary to George Carlin who is probably my favorite.

  • true today as the day it was performed

  • That's amazing.

    The video's got almost 100 likes to every dislike.

    That's a fucking ratio.

  • fucking true

  • lmao cracks me whenever he say " thanks to you.. you foocker!" haha

  • 16 people are idiots

  • okay now someone stole that "he has the receipt" bit from hicks. i know ive heard it before around like 2000s, and just hearing hicks use that same joke makes me realize that the fucker stole it! .....if only i could remember who said it hahahaha

  • @DMBassNVox It wouldn't be Dennis Leary by any chance, would it? He was notorious for stealing Bill's material by the massive chunkful...

  • @Shostasymphony it couldntve been that because...idk who the fuck that is lol. i think it was mencia. but mencia's fuckin stole everything lol

  • @DMBassNVox

    this clip is from the early 90s... :P

  • @blade57hrc im well aware of that. im saying i heard the bit "he looked at the receipt" in 2000s from (i believe) carlos mencia. and since this guy died in '93 im almost POSITIVE hicks said it first

  • @DMBassNVox

    i misanderstood your previous post as if Hicks stole it...re-read it & you're correct ...shiiiiit!!!...my bad!!!...lol

  • what a frikkin man

    human race need to know bill hicks

  • he died in 1994 and still knew about all the BS around the world.

  • I love Bill, and about everything he says is true, and will stay relevant until, probably, the end of time.

    But you know what sucks though?

    There is no comedian, and will probably never be any comedian that makes me laugh my fucking ass off, on and back off again every fucking second he breaths like Bill. No fucking Dane Cook or any other corporate piece of shit, none.

  • @DdoommakerR give david cross a go

    great stand up and similar to hicks

  • @Emanusmell you sir are an ass cos david cross was feckin shite!!!

  • Dennis Leary sucks

  • @psynema amen, that son of a bitc

  • "theres no trees in iraq, what are you sending them rakes for ya asshole" ahahah

  • Peace of mind. It comes in many calibres.

  • Thank god he didn't have to see 911

  • @RmanDC well, lets not thank god. but yeh

  • @themothmanreturns herp derp

  • Bush should be hanged!

  • @Tyrik73 dude what president shouldn't be hung haha, they are all generally liars

  • @Tyrik73 That'd be cool. The other Bush could then be "beheaded and his head kicked down the road like a soccer ball".

  • @RmanDC haha yer i know. but he would of had some unreal material on it, and our new George Bush he would of absolutely slated since hes only talking about G Bush Senior in this one. ill have to check maggys old calender haha

  • @RmanDC why? Ihe wouldn't believe the conspiracy. Not even Maher or Carlin believed it

  • @xIegionx do u mean he would believe that it wasn't the terrorists sry my english kinda suxx :D

  • @schnorschrajaxx No he wouldn't believe it was an inside job.

  • @xIegionx Hicks probably wouldn't have thought it was an inside job.... he woul have criticised the stuff that there was, y'know, evidence for.

  • @451harri or give him more reason to hate religion, which Maher did

  • @RmanDC I'd bet all the money I got he'd be a truther.

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  • @RmanDC Dont you think his insight towards 911 would have been unparalleled and more valuable than ever.

  • @sqcruz Yeah! it would be funny as fuck. It would be funny in a similar fashion in that of a fuck

  • @RmanDC Well said, fellow truther.

  • Bill Hicks is great, but I prefer George Carlin all the way

  • @sov6rulz You know where Costa Rica is? That's where the people who care live.

  • @sov6rulz

    carlins alright but hicks is a genius!!

  • @hickeyyyyy

    both were classy entertainers,u cant really tell wich one is the best.

  • @sov6rulz

    theyre both diamonds in the dirt

  • Bill had it all worked out 30 years ago. Ahead of his time, get it.

  • He died in '94

    See how long the US have been effing with the middle east? and iraq? Uh yeh, wake up people!

  • @saprissa30 if you write the number 1, then turn it upside down, you get 7. if you divide 7 by 2 because you turned it upside down, you get 3.5. if you scribble it out and write 1000, you get 1000. if you take away 1, you get 999. if you turn it upside down, you get 666.

    and thats proof the number 1 is satan.

  • @volound LOL!!!!! (I wish I had come up with that!!!!!)

  • Anglophile Jews from Dallas Texas ALWAYS, without fail, screw up America. Always Texans, and its always them pretending its someone elses fault for the Wishy Washy D.C ZOG beast tearing people apart and drinking their semen.

  • WOW! same old story, new players. How can I laugh at the same time I cry? only HIcks and you know.

  • this war is for aladdin... perfect

  • @StarFruitLDB i agree

  • silly yanks love Hicks thow

  • It's funny and frightening that this might as well have been filmed in the 2000s.

  • @MrNobody425 well when the same people are writing it, history tends to repeat itself.

  • damn i need a flame-thrower rake

  • @jhaketheturtle  lol

  • infowars.com and Alex Jones. Help defeat the NWO, bankster, mafia.

  • ALEX JONES

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  • not only did usa armed iraq, iran too. funny shit...

  • here's a a fetus... hehehehehe

  • @StarFruitLDB Guess we`re gonna agree to disagree.

    Have a good night!

  • @StarFruitLDB Exactly! He talks about the difference between black and white people. This is very A4, and standard, in terms of comedy. "Everybody can do THAT", is my thoughts on it. Doesn`t stick out at all, and is far far from deep. He may make point about social issues and problems, but in my opinion this is far far away from the level of Hicks and Carlin. I would still argue he`s more than a "crowd pleaser" than H and C, I think they spoke more from their heart, liver and mind that any other

  • @StarFruitLDB Yes, I see your point. Guess he gained my respect more then. However, I was speaking directly about comedy style and the content of his material. You can`t deny that this is NOT even close to the same level of dept and sincerity of Bill`s and Carlin`s material?

  • @StarFruitLDB Are you serious?

    I respectfully disagree. Chapelle`s humor is very mediocre, he does the standard A4 black people vs white people skits. But I guess everyting seem mediocre when compared to Carlin and Hicks

  • @BillHicks420 Carlin and Hicks stopped doing comedy near the end of their lives and started being bitter old men with microphones.

  • @CaramelMarshmallow Really? That's your observation? Both Hicks' and Carlin's last sets weren't comedy to you?