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  • wow

  • Get it right, Get it tight

  • This video shows what people do to their pets... They welcome them, keep them while they are small and cute, and when they grow up they get rid of them ... :D

  • Lol, you shouldnt touch your face just after you touched the fucking zit.

  • kool vid..but why the hell did u call ur "zit" herman lol..

  • I love the choice of song in this video haha

  • U think hes drunk... :p

    

  • lol the promoted video is how to make cake pops hahaha

  • you named your zit...0_0...:P...

  • daa fuck

  • JUST GET OON AND SQUEEZE IT! please :)

  • This just made me lose my $5 salad... Thanks. :)

  • Y r u talking to me like I don't know u

  • hahahaaa gross, but this guys funny

  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE AFTER YOU TOUCH THAT THING

  • Oooooo the money shot :)

  • R.I.P Herman

  • This guys a fuckin faggot

  • I get the the strangest feeling that this guy was high while making this video..

  • Ctfu Herman doe of all names

  • @putter94 actually….i ate a bowl of top ramen

  • It's a new record!! wold's largest zit spray

  • You named the cyst Herman? lol

  • Love how ppl keep calling these zits......boils and cysts are more accurate....AND OMG THEY HURT!!

  • that looks like a boil not a zit...

  • Dude..wash your neck time to time...

  • nastyyyyyyyyyy

  • i don't know what's worse. the face it got to where it was, or the fact that you named it....

  • omg. wtf. why am i watching this.

  • ewwwwwwwww this is so disgusting ewwwww wash your body

  • on the other hand, I know what you mean...how did I get here, but it is mysteriously satisfying....

  • excellent...I'd be your girlfriend squeezing that bad boy Herman!

  • god.. I keep ending up in the weird parts of youtube.. first it's ants dragging a snake around, now it's a man squeezing puss out of his neck...

    Why do I do this to myself?

  • SHUT UP AND SQUEEZE.

  • for some reason i enjoy watching this...

  • looks like a cum shot

  • lol

  • how the fuck did i get here fo real!

  • you name your zits?

  • how does this happeeennnn!!!!! blehh! D,: this made me wanna like crryy. other advice: don't watch after eating. :(

  • Got excuse to pull a sickie for work.

  • Thumbs up if 3:11 killed you xD

  • @SyziSent 3:11 reminds me of those old-skool statues where you have a little boy peeing and they have the hose hooked up so the statue really pees.....it had this huge long beautiful arc.....pure ART! haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  • Orgasm? 0:30

  • .....it you just listen to the vid....it sounds like porn....

  • well i was hungry

  • What kind of a poor, empty life. A guy, so lonesome that he got noone who is willed to help him, no money for a doctor´s visit, so lonly that he finds comfort in filming himself by popping a cit while he is also talking to himself. Even noone is holding the cam for him...up up America! Where such happy pple. live....

  • @12Chinyere you're the one watching it

  • I will say this once.....you are one sick mann! lol

  • Please tell me this is fake.. 

  • Zit??? What you have there is no zit my friend. You have a cyst, staph infection, or something else.... Please be sanitary when playing DOCTOR. Wear gloves, use rubbing alcohol and peroxide, wash hands before and after, sterilize any surfaces you may have touched during surgery, etc etc. Otherwise, you risk spreading this nasty shit to other people if it is staph infection, and MRSA can KILL PEOPLE.

  • is that even safe lol?

  • That is absolutely disgusting. It makes me want to make sure I never have a zit/pimple for the rest of my life

  • how can you let it get that bad:O

  • I aint cleaning that up!

  • it should be renamed- ''how to lose weight in 5 minutes''

  • omg ewwwwwwwwwwwww

  • ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! xD

  • ok did anyone notice how in between squeezes, he's all rubbing around his mouth and nose with his un-gloved hands??????? He might as well lick the pus off his fingers!!!!

  • what in the hell im doing here now this just made me mad lol

  • WHY AFTER THE INITIAL SQUEEZE AM I STILL WATCHING?!!

  • How old was Herman anyway?

  • you're nobody till somebody loves you... a tribute to herman by dean martin

  • he smelled his fingers euuu

  • oh wow

    you named it!!!

    --- HERMAN??? ---

  • finally i've found something to masturbate to...

  • name the next one carl

  • LOL I'm so wierd for watching this..

  • It's like he had an orgasm

  • Oh my god.

  • I like the sound it makes when it first pops......hahahahaha i mean mine not hes lol

  • lol Your pet zit 

  • congrats your neck is ejaculating

  • There was no point changing your shirt in the morning! Hahaha.

  • i never understand how these zits/boils are so big. Why do people leave them get more and more infected ? :S

  • thumbs up oif this video made you want to throw up

  • I have such a weird boner right now

  • i had one of those on MY FUCKING FACE

  • I popped a zit like that and a bird cam out of it. His name is Arlis.

  • how the HELL did NOBODY warn him about the second head attached to his neck????????

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  • howww didddd i gettttt hereeeeee!!!!!!

  • next time, squeeze it out BEFORE a baby has grown inside of it.

  • Notice..he is alone...Forever alone.

  • when it comes out i get this tingly feeling inside...its not the good tingly feeling. :(

  • its like the more you popped it the bigger it grew. 

  • It like spurt out wiv water

  • why didn't he go to the docs? and why would he show his face with that gross pimple?

    He didn't even clean up the floor right when it squirted out and why did I waste my time watching even half of this ?

  • 1. I'm guessing you don't have a girlfriend or best friend who could have helped you out with this...

    2. The probability of acquiring said girlfriend has significantly decreased by posting this video.

  • @Dina1979 hey we all gotta start somewhere. why don't you get off the high horse since apparently what you do in your free time is watch zit popping videos

  • the zit is jizzing O.o

  • dude this is so gross..and please stop putting your fingers by your mouth and on your chin with that infected hand!

  • ur zit cummed on ur shirt

  • I think I just lost faith in humanity ... And stop touching your head with your hands full of puss !!

  • I am never having spray cheese again -.-

  • IT SPRAYED, IT SPRAYED!! LOL

  • I bet you get all the ladies...

  • he keeps touching his face after every squeeze

  • wrong music choice man

  • R.I.P Herman! You will be missed!

  • I love your money shots, they turn me on in the nastiest way :P

  • @thedrbarney...that was maybe funny the first 400 times somebody else wrote it. How many times have you used this unoriginal line to try and get laughs but had everyone just ignore you? I'm betting 50+ at LEAST. Besides...I blew a load in like 10 seconds, wtf is wrong with you?

  • Poor Herman..

  • i find this difficult to masturbate to.

  • pussy just pop the dam'n thiing!

  • How did I get here from listen to paramore?

  • :D

  • his knock cubs first then he cubs on like the third pop

  • I don't know why but watching zit doesn't affect me at all, maybe with the smell it would change something :)

  • it looked like his kneck cummed lol

  • he's having way too much fun..

  • Co JA PACZE?

  • WTF PEOPLE WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS

  • The most disturbing thing about this. Was that you named it Herman...

    Where are all the good names at? D<

  • i know this is a video of u popping your pimple.... but it made me fall in love with you

  • ewwwww feel sick man

  • Hey! I can see your camera in the reflection in the mirror! I'm sending this to a movie mistakes website!

  • Why am I watching this!!.... why?

  • What am I watching?!

    ...btw, that was an epic zit. Makes me feel like mine are tiny. Either way, just wash your neck with a lot of soap. And by a lot, I mean like, a bottle.

  • WACALA

    

  • WHY!!!

    

  • WHY? wHY?????? DID I GET A DRINK NOW?????

  • im like tired of seeing people how they dont know how they got to this video and shit. to let u know any video can be posted on the suggested video. fuck, i really dont care. it just that people are doing it just so people could him or her a thumbs. fuck just write normal commet of the video.

  • Your zit just came on your neck...How the fuck did I go from healthy eating/dieting videos to zit-popping videos. The beauty of YOUTUBE

  • now thats ONE crazy redneck!

  • i feel sick!!!!!!!!

    

  • 3:08 i diddnt know zits can pee...

  • I bet that felt great.

  • he had way too much fun making this video

  • how freaking long did u have that thing?!

    

  • good thing u cried u were starting to look like a looser

  • if i had a giant zit i would probably film it to

  • You should probably just shower....

    Also, ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

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  • You look like rob Schneider

  • you shouldn't be touching your mouth after getting all of that nastiness on your hands!!!!!!! unsanitary!!!!!!!

  • HERMAN IM YOUR #1 FAN XD

  • Hope you mopped that shit up!

  • Ew, why the hekk would you let a cyst get that big in the first place!!

  • stab it

  • It's an abscess, not a zit......

  • I was laughing just as much as he was

  • That freaking looked like you peed out of your neck!

  • Crap! How did I get here?!?!?! LETS LEAVE!!!!!!

    /watch?v=6uQOlX7_eYc&feature=p­lcp&context=C32c97f4UDOEgsToPD­skLd0YQsqzsQqRRJS3-md9Vq

  • God damn that felt good....I meant for him. The zit. :\

  • i dont blame you id cry like a bitchy that had to hurt

  • It looks like it is jizzing... 

  • What the hell has to go wrong in sombodys life to get a pimple like that... God bless your soul...

  • "the death of my pet zit, Herman." wtf

  • standart in my face

  • fucking gross what do you do swim in a pool or lard everyday 

  • I really need to re-evaluate my life... smh

  • that was delicious

  • can someone please explain is this some sort of disease or something that hsould be looked at by a doctor or is it just abig pimple?

  • haha hit 1

  • best video ever lmfao

    

  • pet?!

  • you probably shouldn't touch your face when you are popping something like that, your nose or mouth

  • Every other video got a bunch of girls popping some ugly guy's zits .... you sir are a Forever Aloner.

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  • When it started squirting i almost puked

  • 1:12 sexy slow turn

  • And you wonder why you still don't get dates.

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  • Disgusting shit looks like a freaking rat growing at the back of your neck. Wish I could erase my memory lol

  • how does the shirt not get any crap on it!

  • that is so groooosssssss

  • This is problly the best zit popping video I've ever watched!

  • You should've lanced it. Get the bleach and power wash the walls and ceiling and floor. It's gonna take weeks to heal.

  • Im hungry now gunna go make a samich now......extra mayo

  • :3 He named his zit Herman. Mines name is Steven Bustahymen :D

  • i REAAALLLLYY wish i could have stopped watching this about 15 seconds in, but somehow i watched the whole damn thing

  • I'm crying because these comments are the funniest things I've ever read:D

  • Shits mad nasty.

  • He should of titled this the death of herman and my sex life

  • @navejrty100 His sex life can't die since it was never born xD The dude is creepy as hell, I don't believe he's ever gotten laid.

  • my huge pimple suddenly feels pretty harmless! thank you!

  • why are we watching this?!

  • I hope you burned the shirts...

  • How long id that take to grow?

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