Powell's Haul - Maria Bamford

[windbagger13]

KILL YOUR FATHER WITH HIS CAR. Just sayin....I would have saved Blossom and let Joe go.

[RacerRob528]

I really like that you are so passionate about books. It's contagious. I graduated from college with a BA in English, and all my peers were really like you. But now years later you don't find people so interested at this, so you validate my interests. Like the other guy said, this is kind of awesome. Thanks.

[badger279]

rofl. Homer's the Odyssey...this is ME. a common reaction, certainly.

[mdr48371]

This is kind of awesome.

[KristinRenee33]

Please, I love you in a totally creepy way. My kids think I've lost my mind. Where have you been all my life??

[ScottsGoldClub]

@KristinRenee33 Your kids are probably right, we can't all be the world's best parents.

[gstephen91]

jeezow, bambam... i adore you, i really do. however, sometimes you REALLY freak me out. and i am totally fine with that.

[sabretoothkaniff]

A book by Maria Bamford? I'm so there I'm already in the front row.

[MattShr00m]

Wait is she serious or is she a character right now?

[rotcbrad]

@MattShr00m character . . . If she sounds like she's taking something seriously 99 times out of a hundred she's just yankin your chain.

[lioninatree]

@MattShr00m Definitely at least part-character.

[denisonM]

flawless human being. love her.

[kissmyknits]

I'm in love with Maria. But not in a scary, stalkery way. Just to be clear.

[rotcbrad]

@kissmyknits I'm in love with her too . . . but in a totally scary stalker way.

[PineappleRiot]

Yo, bitches, calm the fuck down. I came to this video from a link. I'd never heard of this comedian before. I just thought this was an annoying uber liberal elitist talking about literature. Excuse me for making a mistake. I'm human. It happens.

[azPonyboy]

lol I love this vid. Maria you always make me Smile :) Im a big man, so let me loose on one of ur haters! =D Oh and I love her comment about Twilight. "Why don't you read some adult fiction."

[BlissPeterson]

Maria. For real. Brilliant. You never disappoint, my friend.

[handsomegrackle]

your dad hit your dog? that sucks. RIP.

[PineappleRiot]

As an aspiring YA writer your stance on Young Adult fiction offends me. Not all YA is bullshit paranormal romance novels. Try some John Green. His work is more intelligent than most adult novels I've ever read. You can't judge an entire genre of work by its weakest link.

[troumer]

@PineappleRiot If this was a serious response, take another look at the video tags and/or more Maria Bamford. If this wasn't serious, you have won today's "very nicely trolled" award. Either way, cheers...

[Gagavision9000]

@PineappleRiot

Okay, let me put this into a vernacular you may actually comprehend...YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED.

[Teofane]

''Chicken Soup for the Bullsh*t" sounds very intriguing.

[Slapsista]

Your shit is fucking brilliant Maria.

[desirefirst]

kindle haul?  actually, like books better

[wemartin12]

My favorite part is how she pronounces "Chinua Achebe"

[TehPlastiquee]

Duluth rep. 218<3

[oldcomforter]

I love her

[jennafizzy123]

Thanks for uploading a video, I can never get enough maria bamford content!

[brymphonator]

I love this and I love you, The Bammer

[AmandaLoree]

Maria, I love you. Not in a gay way although I see nothing wrong with that, I just don't like the idea of having oral sex with a woman. Sorry. Or, YAY!

You are my hero, tough little woman.

Heart you much,

Amanda B.

[jdhondaeightball]

maria, seriously i am a fan. as a young man i was a reader. but life intervened as it always does. i have felt the sun on my face, held hands with a child, watched my best friend wither and die. i have sown, i have reaped, i have built things with my own two hands and i have killed. words third hand on dry dusty books do not hold my attention very long anymore. but i promise you i WILL read your book

[spacegravity4me]

@jdhondaeightball did you write that or are you quoting something?

[jdhondaeightball]

@spacegravity4me why yes, i did write that. it has been my goal to become a jack-of-all-trades. i can/have done a hell of a lot. and that was before i left home

[davebrycekopp]

I love Maria Bamford. My favorite.

[anjaliraichand32]

I didn't think I could love you any more than I already did Woman! But with Atwood and Allende in your mitts, WOW!

[sydney327]

NEVER STOP DOING THIS. SERIOUSLY. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE. YOU TOUCH MY SOUL IN PRIVATE PARTS. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. OH MY GOD I JUST LOOKED AT THE RECOMMENDED VIDEOS ON THE SIDE AND OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED YOU YOU ARE OH YEAH, I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. MORE HAULS, LITERACY FUCK YES. OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU YOU ROCK SO FUCKING MUCH.

[sakanuki]

How can Maria Bamford be just as entertaining when she's speaking extemporaneoously as when she's doing prepared standup? I think I'm in love, damn it!

[libster7777]

Everyone loves you. But I think I 'literature'ly love you. (That pun was forced and I should delete this, but I won't)

♥ BAMMER ♥

[niceladyla]

Uh-oh. Sappho is a poet. More mistakes to come. Also, I use the word "amazing" too much for a 700 on Verbal. Huh. I will work on my character development. Apologies.

[Brandowilly]

Chicken soup for the bullshit! :D ahahha. Thanks for all the awesome recommendations. Going to definitely check out Unattended Sorrow.