Eddie Izzard - "Hitler never played Risk as a kid"

[squorntheretard]

As an important (in my own estimation) historian, I can confirm the theory that Adolf Hitler was, in fact, a mass-murdering fuckhead.

[BattiiWings]

What exactly is Risk? Don't mind me, I'm australian, we're a few years behind ;) Genius Izzard, saw him live last month and amazing as always!

[LittleOwlSteinkauz]

@BattiiWings It's a strategy board game. You can find some commercials and videos of people playing it on youtube. I think they've also made it into a computer game.

[SilentNightmarePro]

@BattiiWings- Risk is a board game, where the object of the game is to take over the entire world. The players get certain countries, and attack others to gain land. Depending on how many people you have you can make allies to crush another player. The winner gets to rule the world.....what a great game, eh?!

[MistressArte]

Hitler is scientific proof that it's bad to be a vegetarian, your body needs to think you've killed something for food or else you just go mental. ;-)

[LoverofLiszt]

@MistressArte Actually, he wasn´t a vegetarian. It´s mentioned in a book I have witch, translated to english, is called "Everything you thought you knew but really is wrong". It says that Hitlers favorite dish were stuffed pidgin, but his doctor kept him on a strict vegetarian diet due to painful problems with gas when eating meat. XD

So here´s one more thing, apart from his mustache, to laugh at and disgrace his memory for murdering so many people.

[stevebloodymckenna]

Brilliant! Eddie Izzard is apparently going to be on The Big Fat Quiz Show of the Year 2011, which I'm excited for cos it seems that he has disappeared from telly for quite some time, at least in the UK.

[KieranMac17]

@stevebloodymckenna David & Miranda ruined this years quiz. Wasn't as good as previous years :'(

[krautkia]

someone should tell him what a cunt he looks.he would've defintely gone up the chimney.

[thornINyourSIDE79]

"He (Hitler) was a mass murdering fuck head"

SMH, looks like izzy's been duped too...and the flock continues to grow.

[crosbyj25]

@thornINyourSIDE79 Lolwut?

[thornINyourSIDE79]

@crosbyj25 Holoco$t FRAUD !!! that's what.

[crosbyj25]

@thornINyourSIDE79 Oh dear.

[baldrbraa]

Indeed. Such people do exist.

[KelsR58]

Hahaha, I love the "PFFBT PFFBT WOO" bit at 1:27

[alibean101]

I learn more history from him than my history class...

[GothierThanThou]

i think that's funny... cos he was a massmurdering fuckhead.... <3

[karateprincess1]

"You must get up verrrry eary in the morning" Rofl. Best comedian of all time, and if I may add, the smartest :)

[splicer0407]

you kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that's what they do...

[54295662134]

"Now I hear rumors that a cross dressing Brit makes jokes at my expense."

[colleenboye]

6 people can't get the fucking trees

[Cannedscourge]

Hitler sent me...

[BattiiWings]

4 people are mass murdering fuckheads....

[adaraw13]

Because he was a mass murding fuckhead.. xD xD

[Emovampqueen92]

hitler killed people next door tuoooh stupid man lol

[matty18972]

Damn this is funny

[TheSteelyMan]

I liked him better in that film with Luke Wilson. I forget the name.

[PootisScootis]

Dammit, everything he says about Risk is true. All true.

[Desvena]

in the words of the fatman from mr deeds... GENIUS GENIUS GENIUS!

[ZooZoo647]

This made me think of Hetalia...

[HeyItsSwifty]

@ZooZoo647 Me too. xD

[turquoiZe]

@FilmsBooksandGames probably a mixture of nature and nurture? it's a gender identity and all the factors that go into defining one's gender is notoriously difficult to untangle. it's important to note that it's different from sexuality or biological sex. yours is not a scientifically irrelevant question but socially quite pointless since it shouldn't matter personally, politically or with regards to enjoying someone's comedy.

[Lupa1410]

@FilmsBooksandGames Why NOT? He's incredible at it and walks in those heels better than I ever could.

[bekaz13]

@FilmsBooksandGames Why is anyone anything? He just is.

[bekaz13]

@FilmsBooksandGames Because he is a transvestite.

[JosephStalin11]

He's not Americans you stupid foreigners. He's British! Listen to hid accent

[shadowmare97]

AH yep here we go... A satiracle jibe at Hitler and the page explodes into Politics...

Who didn't see that one coming?

[SaxonSmileyFace]

ugly bastard get back in the incredibles

[deadcoins1]

@MrBOOMstick2033 Fucking Americans

[13Psycho13]

Oh look, a fucking tranny making fun of hitler.. And more dictators, and saying they just killed a lot of people blablabla..

Without these leaders, Hitler in particular, you wouldn't be living a comfortably life..

Germany invented a lot of things during the war..they were not just all into killing people..

If you start making fun of dictators and how they all just kill..take a good look at your country first.. The USA has killed more people then germay ever will..

[heartlessangel7]

@13Psycho13 We'd like to think that we've SAVED more people than we've killed. Think how shitty the world would be without America, the conscious of the world. AMERICA,.....FUCK YEAH!!!! HAVE SOME FREEDOM FRIES, BIYATCH!!!!

[brogantrull]

@13Psycho13 the person is obviously british. We don't go around saying germans are the same as austrians or such just because you speak the same language

[diddealmqvist]

@13Psycho13 Yeah, WWII helped us alot, but you think that makes it okay to kill 6 million people? Nobody is judging the german people who live today, but hitler WAS a massmurdering fuckhead, and he deserved more than a bullet to a head.

And Eddie Izzard is british you idiot

[Pandasammiches]

Wait, people were whining about the rioting in NYC? It's one of the largest cities in the world, of course there'll be unrest over small things. Britain's going batshit over a small raise in tuition, and Australia never does anything that notably effects the world. No country is going to be a constant shining example of human excellence in every regard, get over yourselves and enjoy the damn comedy.

[Fluffball176]

@Pandasammiches It wasn't a small raise in the tuition. Just saying.

[sergaiey]

You go to Texas, they hit you with a Brick. Hahahaha

[jackofalltrades097]

@sergaiey *laughs* sadly, we really do XDD

[Threedog43]

That was brilliant

[Lotto15719]

3 people ended up in a Ditch, Covered in Petrol, on Fire, on their HoneyMoon

[DeuceDeuceDrmmr]

@deloreandmc88 If you ask Robin Williams, he's the funniest man in Europe. Good enough for me. And dont let the makeup fool you. He's straight as an arrow, just has great taste in clothing. Watch his bit about the army.

[deloreandmc88]

@DeuceDeuceDrmmr omg dude....just stop complaning about my comment....

[OhHerro50]

@taocircle Sealand.

I rest my case.

[Dresden1065]

@TheBlackOrchid And although we're undoubtedly their primary target, what makes you think Al Qaeda is only after us? Further proof of your blatant stupidity.

[Dresden1065]

@TheBlackOrchid Take a look at what you just said dumbass. You say all Americans are idiots, yet you only name the activities of one city in a nation of 305 million. Way to generalize there buddy. You have stupid people in every nation across the globe, and America is no exception. I'm American, and I'm telling you, YOU are the idiot here for being such an intellectually lazy sack of shit. Oh and it's Al Queda not "alqiada" fuckhead.

Source: You've just been schooled by a yank.

[BroodingGamer]

@Dresden1065 another example of an american idiot, you dont even know what is going on in your own country. a month ago thousands of people from ALL OVER america flew to NYC to protest the building of a mosq, during the protests many innocent people were bashed and stabbed, most notably of which was a Indian cab driver who was stabbed because "he looked like a terrorist". you are an idiot, do some research before flameing your stupidity online, furthermore, do the world a favour and die.

[MelGibsonsUnicorn1]

How about we enjoy the comedian and not hate the Americans, the people who reinvented world democracy, saved Europe twice from the Germans, went to space and protected the free market and once again Europe from communist oppression. You Europeans should stop and think about what the world would be like without America before you judge so quickly because of what you see on T.V.

[JasmineDrawer]

@MelGibsonsUnicorn1 Er...if the Soviet Union was against the allies in World War 2, the Allies most likely would have won. I am an American, but I hate it. Most Americans buy so easily into the propaganda the government spews out. Communism isn't a horrible idea, it would have worked in theory, but all the communist leaders did it incorrectly, and it is a bit unrealistic. So please, don't let AMERICAN IDIOTS think America is the only country that is important or helps the world.

[isabeaumakeup]

@deloreandmc88 Possibly the funniest man EVER, but.. then again you have to be at least a LITTLE intelligent to comprehend his jokes.

[supruzr]

Of course Hitler never played Risk as a kid. It wasn't invented until the 1950s.

[sikwilly]

Didn't know him till recently . He's great !!!!!

[trexguy]

This man is a genius, thanks for the post.

[iordanus87]

weird fellow...is it a woman? is it a man?

[PleasurablyNumb]

@iordanus87 it's a plane

[Infuru]

"And that was his honeymoon as well. Double-trouble, hey!" xD

[Dontjudgeme0822]

I get it... You guys Hate us Now? Everyone Hating on us. I can't fucking believe it's stooped -that- Low... Sad Really. England Hates us, France Hates us, Canada Hates us, Mexico Hates us, Russia Hates us, Even strange sounding countries from Africa who never seem to be given a Shit about Hates us... I know Germany was the Center of 2 World wars But not everyone was a Jew-Hating Failure, taking Part in the Nazi Regime. So uh, Fuck Hitler, Fuck you guys, and Most importantly, Fuck The World.

[HumoredSanity]

@deloreandmc88 First off, it's who the fuck "is" this - second off; Your the (probably ugly) gay dipshit, He's a brilliant Comedian. See the difference? Ah, I think the issue is you probably don't have enough knowledge to get most of his jokes - As they stem from real things and situations.

I think "Larry the Cable Guy" might be more your taste ... And somehow I think you find him ugly even tho Eddie's much more attractive then that mofo.

[HumoredSanity]

@deloreandmc88 You sound more American than me - with those vulgar words and inability to see past shallow physical appearences - thats very American. So you know, Eddie Izzard isn't American you twat, he's from the UK. I would advise actually saying something worthwhile if your going to try and be offensive. As of now, your just embarassing yourself showcasing your lack of intelligience.

[TheFavorite95]

@HumoredSanity c'mon, dude. dont just group all americans as ignorant assholes (while many are). insult the individual

[HumoredSanity]

@TheFavorite95 Being American born and bred, the American stereotype sadly is materialistic and shallow - more wrapped up in what there favourite TV show  actor then the chemicals being dumped in the ocean which is going to effect us all. And was that reply really to me or to the dude who said "You americans all suck"? Sure hope it was towards him xD lol.

[jros83]

@HumoredSanity why don't you ALL shut the fuck up with your international pissing contest, it's quite asinine.

[Dresden1065]

@HumoredSanity lol how does that guy not know Eddie is from the UK? Can he hear? What an imbecile.

[Spalg]

@HumoredSanity It's you're

[thomasandtanga]

Jibberish

[tinywizard36]

THIS IS MY FAV PART OF DRESSED TO KILL!!!!!!!!!!

HE IS FUCKING BRILIANT!!!!!

(cant get these stupid trees! DAMN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I LUV EDDIE IZZARD CUZ HE ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE

[HitomiMaaka]

lol, This guy is so funny.

[cultmama]

DAMN I'll kill everyone in the world! :-)))

[tyb4]

i cant get the fucking trees

[Kaltros]

Some of the funniest and most entertaining stuff around. Genius.